#he is RIDICULOUSLY photogenic I can't even believe it

[conniesmlb]

[faerievampling]

awesome! thanks for the request info~

you talked a little about Astarion decorating you with jewels in a modern au (can't find the post now :(

do you think he's active in socials? does he post you frequently? paint his nails w you? does he expect something ornate or flashy for valentine's?

I'm so curious to know what you make of him in any modern context really (*^‿^*)

I love modern astarion <3 everything here is based on our sweet spawn btw (but I do have some of Hcs about a take on the ascendant in a modern au…) this is 18+ and female reader in mind

here’s the ask I think you’re talking about if curious buttt…i went crazy here anon. i hope you enjoy ♡

I think Astarion would def be the type to post a lot about his girlfriend. Tons of pictures of the two of you, never unflattering though. Like let’s be honest, that vampire would be extremely photogenic if only that king had a reflection lol so in modern AU, oh man. Imagine the most flawless selfies ever: imagine the naughty pics he would send you.

Astarion knows how to use the camera on his phone. So throughout the day, he’s just gonna be sending you naughty messages and pics because that’s just how he is. Astarion is a tease, and you absolutely love this about him.

Astarion will be cringe and send you shirtless mirror selfies. Like a dad. Or a frat boy. And he will look good doing it. It will always be a joke when he does, but you’ll be blushing nonetheless.

You and Astarion def have a streak on snapchat. it’s like, ridiculously long. it doesn’t even matter if you’re 18 or 35, Astarion insists that you maintain this. It’s more important to him than he would care to admit lol

um okay but Astarion who knows how to fix cars. Mechanic Astarion! I’m kidding he would hate the mess 😂 but i love the idea of him being really good at using his hands, and I think Astarion has a vast knowledge of totally random things that will shock you when you first start dating him. I don’t think modern Astarion is beneath fixing Tav’s car or checking her oil (he might even pump your gas for you if you’re nice enough) but he will complain. Probably a lot.

Astarion hates the state fair(I’m an American from the South). I’ll say no more.

I might have said this in the other ask but i do think Astarion loves holidays, especially Christmas: he just loves getting presents (and buying you presents, but he hates buying them for anyone else). Omg You doing elf on the shelf for Astarion. Every day, you move that damn elf, probably putting the poor thing in inappropriate positions, and Astarion makes it his mission to find it. He’s so annoyed by it lol but he loves it and you always do your best to make him laugh. And it works, because ultimately he just thinks you’re so fucking adorable.

Easter – yeah Astarion doesn’t care for religion, so you will be his god on Easter Sunday <3 🥠=*your luck will be high this day. Expect worship and pleasure*

Valentine’s day – I think Astarion will def take this opportunity to do something intimate and meaningful with you, but I think the more effort you put in, the better, because Astarion will appreciate it. He probably doesn’t want anything too gaudy or over the top, (it has to be tasteful)

Um Astarion is def into the high tech sex toys. He literally loves playing with you, especially if the toy connects to his phone, so he can control you from across the house. He will beg you to wear your lovense in public (that’s up to you if you want that ;) just so he can watch you squirm. i’m a believer that he loves using his tongue and then his cock (in this order of top favorite things Astarion loves doing to your desperate body) on you, but when he starts to discover all these new toys…he’s so game.

[mosylufanfic]

for you nano: a stop on the Killervibe Reteirment/honeymoon multiverse tour. somewhere like universe where there are pokemon, or the stargirl earth, or starwars-y? fluff or Drama is up to you.

Fluff it is!

Send me a NaNo prompt!

Day Off

They landed in the middle of a ridiculously photogenic meadow. Caitlin looked around quizzically. "When you said we were going to the most fun dimension, I thought you meant literal Disney World."

"Oh, I’ve been there," Cisco said, unzipping his hoodie. It was very balmy as well as ridiculously photogenic. "Surprisingly dystopian. Nope, this is something else."

She raised her brows at him. "It's . . . nice? But I'm sure we can find balmy spring meadows all sorts of places."

He peered around, then grinned broadly. Taking her shoulders in his hands, he said, "Look - yep, that way - and up - "

She saw what he was aiming her at, and her mouth fell open. "Is - is that a dragon?"

"Even better. It's a Gyrados."

"No. That’s impossible."

"Nothing is impossible in the multiverse," he intoned, sounding like an off-brand TV preacher. "We're in the Pokemon world, Caitlin."

"We can't be. It’s a cartoon show."

"And a card game, and a set of video games, and a manga, and a surprisingly well done live action movie with Ryan Reynolds."

"This - this is - did you hypnotize me? Is this a VR sequence? Are you going to yell April Fool's?"

"Oh ye of little faith! Anyway, it's November."

"Not here," she mumbled, still staring at the Gyrados, which was swimming away through the clouds.

"This is the real thing, and we're going to relax. You've probably got years of tension just in your neck, never mind the rest of you. Come on." He took her hand. "Let's have a stroll across a balmy spring meadow, amble into town, get ourselves some ice cream, and eat it in the park."

By the time they'd seen a Blissey, a Vulpix, and a Jigglypuff, Caitlin was willing to believe that Cisco wasn't playing some elaborate prank. "But why didn't you ever tell me about this before?"

"Would you have believed me?"

"Well - I - no."

"Exactly. I drop by here a lot. You know the best part about the Pokemon world? Actually, two things."

"You get to hug a Bulbasaur?"

"Yes," he allowed. "Yes, that is . . . that's a draw. But that's not what I'm talking about." He held up two fingers. "One, all the stakes are like, we gotta win the yearly championship against the local snotty kids, not because our town is gonna get burned to the ground or people are going to get eaten, but just because we wanna win. And two, you know who's responsible for those stakes? Not me. Or you. It's a bunch of ten-year-olds. Seriously, it's the best."

"Really, where are their parents," Caitlin muttered.

"Literally unnecessary because things are that safe. You know what this town has? It has an Eevee sanctuary. Have you ever snuggled an Eevee?"

Her eyes went big. "You can snuggle an Eevee?"

"You can and you will."

FINIS