#he is Also so off-putting but like. in a WILDLY different way from hellblazer constantine

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not to be on my bostontine shit again, but keanu constantine is absolutely an honorable mention of almost every boston ghost tour, solely because they're usually running around the same times that he would be breaking into various historical buildings/graveyards and "that's a ghost" feels like a safer explanation than "i've seen the same guy break into almost every building on the freedom trail by now, multiple times, and no thefts have ever been reported so idk wtf he's doing in there and at this point i'm too afraid to ask."

it became a genuine urban legend once he moved to LA, since nobody saw him around anymore and had to assume he was probably there somewhere, but now that he's back on his home turf, keanu constantine has taken to showing up at these tours just to encourage the legend. it helps keep him from getting arrested when he inevitably has to break into yet another historical site.