#he hasnt done it yet but if ya know ya know

[theology101]

THUFIR??!??

HES MY BABY GIRL????

i need every man in dune to get in a line so i can smack each of them across the face

[angelwishess]

Royalty AU!

A fun idea me and @screamintoad were talking about!! Just some ramblings for now teehee !!

Kyra, the dear princess and crown jewel of a distant kingdom mysteriously goes missing. Ever since the kingdom has been torn apart searching for their lost princess, going as far as putting up a bounty that whoever finds her and brings her home, may marry her.

What they don’t know, is that their dear princess made a deal with a witch that resided deep within the dark forest.

A desperate wish to escape from the suffocating grip of the royal life, wanting nothing more than to break free, even if just for a little while. And who is the witch, Rory, to disagree?

After all Kyra came knocking at his door begging for a spell, and its a spell that she’ll receive. One that can make her “disappear”, making it easy to slip out of the heavily guarded castle.

And thats exactly what she did. One day, she simply just… Disappeared, without a trace.

See, Rory gave her a spell to change her appearance, the only way for it to be broken is if someone figures out her identity.

It threw the kingdom into panic— and all blame immediately fell on the witch. Most claiming that he must’ve done something.

They got so desperate that the court sent out a bounty, claiming that whoever could find the princess and bring her home safely, could have her hand in marraige as a reward. The word quickly went around, spreading like wildfire as news of the missing princess reaches out to even the neighboring kingdoms.

Kyra, on the other hand, was having the time of her life with her new found freedom! Exploring wherever she wanted to with a new found identity, climbing trees and scraping her knees, finally getting to experience the life she desired so desperately.

However, word of her disappearance managed to reach a certain kingdom by the seaside.

Prince Floyd, bored of royal duties, decided to take on this mission! …And by “take on”, what hes really doing is slacking off on his princely duties, using this whole fiasco as an excuse to escape to elsewhere for awhile.

And thats just what he did, making his way towards that kingdom— with absolutely zero intentions to actually find the princess.

And so he sets out on his “noble” mission to find the princess, or so he says. What hes really doing, is exploring town and having fun doing anything but searching for the princess.

While exploring hes drawn in by the sound of joyful music and booming laughter coming from a tavern.

When he enters, hes met with the sight of a girl dancing her heart out ontop of one of the tables, singing along to the music and laughing as if there was no one watching.

He couldn’t help but join in on the fun, and before they knew it she had pulled him up with her to dance together.

As days passed, they found themselves enjoying eachothers company! Laughing and having fun, going on chaotic escapades and having the time of their lives! The most fun they’ve ever had!

But the thing is, Kyra kind of let a few things slip without thinking. And Floyd is a smart guy. Despite her disguise, he figured out her identity as a princess a awhile ago.

And one day, he just decided to ask on a whim.

“So, why’d ya leave the palace?” “…What?”

She freezes. And in an instant, her diguise is broken and her black hair fades back to white.

And then it dawns on her. He knew. He knew this entire time???? What????????

He already mentioned how he was supposed to be looking for the princess long before, around when they first met. And now shes wondering why he hasnt brought her back to the palace yet.

In a way shes scared, too used to people only wanting her for her appearance and status. Scared that it’ll end up the same even after falling so hard for him already.

But shes pleasantly surprised when he laughs and says he doesnt really care about all that.

And then he says that he loves her for her. That the time they’ve had was the most fun he’d ever had, and he fell in love with her without needing to know wheres shes from.

He fell for her before he even knew a thing about who she was meant to be, instead falling in love with her genuine self, not caring for her background or appearance at all.

And shes never been more happy.

Kyra and Floyd end up returning back to the palace, and getting engaged! Although, they do still need rings dont they? Oh well, they’ll sort that out.

Just then, a scrappy, young knight with red hair came bursting into the palace. Dragging along with him— the witch???

Kyra is quick to pull him into a tight hug and thank him for giving her the opportunity of a wonderful adventure. As well as leading her to her soon-to-be husband!

And then they all lived happily ever after !!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!

[scytheaudio]

Round 2!

Same rule but with your characters. Magic is allowed, along with one weapon of choice. No tapping out.

Which of the boys is coming out alive?

I think Demon hunter would immediately walk out of the ring just because he has more important things to do than fight a bunch of guys.

aaaaah you know, I've been racking my brain about this since you asked 🤣

There's soooo many factors to consider...but if you ran the lads through an automatic fight predictor thingy ma jiggy then Atrocity would probably win most times.

Dark would have the most destructive magic and would reduce most to waste...but characters like Atrocity and Abomination can rabid heal and come back for another go...Dark is brittle as fook in physical confrontation, so if they get a claw on him...hes bollocksed.

Hunter (non god form), Blaine, Cole, Sylus, White, Creed, Marcus would all be lethal all round fighters but probably wouldnt come out on top against the true monsters in the group (Maverick, Feral Alpha, Atroc etc)

Void Hunter is disqualified because his power is literally "DELETE!...DONE"

Alpha would be lethal as himself, but in feral Alpha form he'd stand a good chance at winning...it hasnt happened yet, but he's like the Hulk (non butchered by recent marvel films) and gets bigger/stronger the more angry he gets WITH CLAWS N TEETH but he may just go insane and destroy everything around him which other characters could work their way around if tactical.

We've seen what Maverick can do...we wont talk of original body Maverick since he hasnt happened in my stories...just jayjay maverick, and as we see...there are the likes of Atrocity who match him but dont have limits. Maverick is limited by Jayjays limits and relies on fear and misery to fuel him.

Dominic with Rot merged with him would have a good shout since she can blocked most attacks and then attack with soul sucking tendrils and zombies and Dom has a Huuuuge hammer...but some characters such as Dark and Advocates magic could probably find a way to deal with this...and the bruisers like Atroc, Kairon, Abomination would most likely be able to smash their way through his defences.

Advocate would win on many occasions since he can jump through times and space and rip ya soul out....but as stated in the xmas special years back...characters such as Bomo and Atroc may not have a "soul" in a way that we imagine and may be able to close the distance before he could.

OG Kairon would take down most, but would ultimately lose to some of the biggest boys in the game.

In the end...its hard to say....many would snatch a win under certain undercircumstances....Atrocity/Advocate/Bomo/Alpha would probably snatch victory most the time. Void Hunter would win if allowed to play.

But well all know one thing

They'd all fall easily to THE MIGHTY THERIAN

For he is the floofiest...and the woofiest

[dipplinduo]

I have no idea what you have planned in your devious little mind (compliment), but i have a fluffy image that I like to HC happens after the regular DLC story and lowkey hoping itd fit after whatever the heucking angsty shenanigans youve got planned.

Basically, like right after the climax of ID but before Keiran and Carmine go have a break, ornin SSD's case sometime after Peachy-runt is booted to the moon, Keiran's out sitting out in the Terrarium. Hes feeling guilty and selfshamey, dosnt really know what to do, is just wallowing.

By coincidence, Juliana is out in the Terarium conviniently nearby, probably having a picnic bc part of this idea relys on her pokemon being out, but she hasnt noticed Kerian presence yet. Idk, hes on the other side of a small hill, he foind a lil spot where its intentionally hard to see him, hes just not in Jules' eyeline, whateber reason, she dosnt see him from where shes making sandwiches. But one of her Pokemon dose see him.

Ogerpon.

Now, I may be projecting, but after what shes been through Id suspect Ogerpon is pretty good at reading someone's emotional state based off of body language. And she get to just stare at Keiran for a while, and is able to get a better read on the kid rather than 'lowkey obsessed guy who took the answer of No poorly'.

Keiran is spaced out, trying to process everything that happened, when he feels a gentle weight on his side. Ogerpon has come up, sat down, and is leaning against his shoulder bc she recognises that this kid needs to be grounded to help fight the thoughts. Even if shes still not a fan of him, she recognises that noone should fight those kinds of things alone. So she sits with him as he starts to shed tears.

(Ok im defo projecting, but moving on,)

That scene is the main bit of fluff i like to hc, but its could also continue to Jules' other pokemon take note that Ogerpon has wandered off, sees Keiran too. And they all make their way over one by one as Jules is still making sandwiches (either shes not getting the effect she wanted and starting over, she is meticulusly placing ingredients, or is actually making enough for all of her pokemon to have one)

By the time Jules is done with the sandwich, all of her pokemon are gone (except Koridon/Miridon bc they focused on Sammich), and she finally moves and sees them all huddled around something.

She approches and gets pulled into the cuddle pile on the other side of Keiran, who is now silently crying due to overwhelm, he did not expect this level of care from her pokemon and is able to get a bit of cathartic realease rather than bottling it all up.

Im imagaining it like an animation, and it closes out with Jules taking Keirans hand and squeezing it as she leans more into his shoulder, showing her own quiet support.

God this is some good fluff, projection or no. Immaculately good.

I promise I'm gonna do ya good with end end ending/epilogue.

[morningstarwrites]

OH MY GOD STAR I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY

IM TYPING THIS AS I READ THE FIC SO YOULL GET TO SEE MY REACTIONS TO EACH PART AS I GO ALONG LMFAO

SO

LEMME JS TALK

OKAY SO MANY LITTLE RADIOAPPLE DETAILS I LOVE !!

ALASTOR AND LUCIFER'S LIL WING THING THAT U BROUGHT UP AGAIN!!

THE THING WHERE LUCIFER SLAPS THAT ANGEL'S HAND AWAY????? OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW IF YOU'LL GET IT BUT THAT ACTUALLY HIT DEEP. OMG SEE IM LIKE ALASTOR IN THE SENSE THAT I HATE BEING TOUCHED / BEING TOO CLOSE TO PEOPLE I DONT TRUST AND I LOVE HOW LUCIFER REMEMBERS THAT AND GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO MAKE SURE ALASTOR ISNT TOUCHED WHEN HE DOESNT WANNA BE, THATS JUST SO AMAZING AND IT MADE ME GENUINELY HAPPY!!!

husk getting mad about rosie and angel's shenanigans is hilarious, i love it. an unlikely trio that works well >:D

"my king" WOAH AL, YOU'RE GETTING A LIL POSSESSIVE THERE (i'm giggling and kicking my feet like a teenage girl)

ARETHEYGONNAMAKEOUTHOLYSHIT

PLS I LOVE HOW ANGELS HATE PDA THEYRE SO ME FR

"CUTE" LUCIFER YOU ARE A BRAVE, BRAVE MAN

lucifer is on point. alastor is jealous asf and i am living for it

PLS IM PRETTY SURE CHARLIE & VAGGIE KNOW EXACTLY WHATS BEING IMPLIED AND THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA ASSUME "SOMETHING" HAPPENED. ANGEL DUST WILL DIE WHEN HE FIND OUT OML

"Heat (tm)" ayo star what's that supposed to mean /j

OK IM DONE READING :3

OVERALL?

LOVED IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND (OBVIOUSLY) TO ANYONE WHO HASNT READ IT YET!!! AMAZING AS ALWAYS, STAR :DD

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ^.^ <3

I love live reactions, thank you!

I'm suffering bc I want to do a wing-touching scene but I need to hold back... need to wait a little longer... my slow burn pace is killing me

And yes! Alastor is still very touch-averse, he just really, really likes Lucifer, you know? There was another Heat scene but I wasn't able to keep it for this chapter lol, so see ya next time for it! Thank you so much for your kind message 😌

[videostak]

OK now i know why ppl dont drive stick... soooo fkn scary today for realll. i mean idk its just hoorrifying . i wanna learn and like nothings changed i just need to practice more but driving to the mall today was soo scary honestly tho the most horrifying thing was me having trouble getting my rear view mirros right LOL like i was scared for my life when i noticed i pulled to the side and went in a parking lot to fix them to the best of my ability. i think its good now but even aside from that eveyrhint is so scary ._. also was at the mall for like 3 hrs cause the ppl i was sellign the stuff to were like “honestly the longest itll take us to look thru your stuff will be like at most an hour we’ll text u when we’re done” then like 2 hrs went by and i asked them and they were like “ohhh yaa we totally forgot abt yours uhhh we’ll do it rn” -_- so i was rly there for a long time and ran out of things to do and was sleepy n shit. im so sleepy rn but have to pick up my sister in a hour or so T-T either way i learned i dont think im quite ready to go thru big streets yet n stufff i still need lots of practice was def like the fight for my life there anyways literally jam packed exhausting day today just got home and only get like an hour of relaxing before having to drive again! soooo sleepy i mean i think i could do it soon i just have to rly practice and not get nervous n stuff the fact they had me standing there for three hours rly made me tired and made the drive home real nerve wracking. deff lots of practice  i need to do n stuff but like all things considered i did well. looked it up and u can go from neutral to 2nd if the car hasnt slowed down enough to be in first so thats neat to kno hopefully thatll save me lol. like thats what i was messing up w/ but like idk i did it and survived! lol. i think only 1 guy honked at me when the car rocked a bit but i think he just did that cause he was like wtf dude lol. or cause i didnt shift into 2nd quick enough so he wanted me to go faster. tho like yaaa also greaet finds today for average prices at book off got get yer ya yas out on CD :D and singular adventures of style council fuuuuck yea. they werent there last time i went so they mustve just been put out and both great things i really have been looking for literally just listened to ya yas on yt the other day ive rly been in a stones mick taylor mood lately

[wittynameme]

my Grandpa finally retired!!

my grandpa is an extremely diligent and hardworking person. He's truly a dying breed. The kind that always puts the cart back and actually follows all of the turn signal rules, like...with his hands sometimes. I absolutely love him but I was worried he would work himself to death. He was depressed and almost always stressing out and very discouraged with the state of the world, yet he was always able to keep going to spite everything. He's my inspiration.

Thankfully I think he's aknowlaging that the reason he's a dying breed is because capitalism is killing off truly selfless and hardworking people , that kind of attitude gets you taken advantage of as my grandpa found out the hard way even after building a janitorial company from the ground up , when the company got sold he got demoted and sent across the country as thanks for his 40+ years of service.

He called me early in the day and tolde excitedly that he was finally done and retired. I cheered for him! He told me that he was planning on getting his old Facebook page back , the one ha made out of curiosity when if first came out and hasn't touched since. I talked him through the process on the phone and got the privilege of introducing him to the Internet and getting to listen to him talk about all his old friends he hasnt seen since 5th grade. He wondered how Facebook knew he knew all these people and I had to explain that the all knowing algorythim knows you better than you do. Although he was a bit miffed , he wasn't surprised at all that the Internet had no privacy, he was the one who taught me that after all .

I feel like I have a better understanding of my family tree now. I had no idea I had so many cousins!

Every couple of seasons I'd hear his astonishment over the phone at finding our someone had wished him happy birthday 14 years ago or that his old college friends were still alive.

I'm going to be riding this serotonin for years!

I am going to need to stop posting politics on my Facebook though. So expect me to suddenly turn into a leftist that just so happens to like Homestuck and sonic now. I'll try to keep my tagging clear but no guarantees.

Love ya <3

[busylilbee]

12, 32, 64! :D

Thank you for the ask 😊💕

12. name of your favorite playlist?

I actually answered this one in this ask! (I really hope I did the link thing right 😬)

32. top five favorite vines?

I...literally can't name any vines I'm so out of the loop lol. Like the only place i see them is tumblr and i dont remember any well enough to name them off the top of my head 😭

I'll give you the answer to 97 though bc I saw the question "how many phone numbers do you have recognized" and started counting in my head and realised it's kind of a lot! When I was a kid we had to memorize phone numbers bc no one had cell phones at our age lol. I'll put the numbers in the tags but I counted 20+ that I currently have memorized

64. favorite website from your childhood?

I'm fairly young and very simple so my answer is Toontown! It's actually the only website I can really remember going on since I didn't spend much time on the computer. Those were simpler times! I still remember exactly when the first time I used the internet for a school assignment. It was for a research project on opal in 5th grade. Until then i would just go to the library and find books on stuff. 2 of my 3 sources for the project were actually books because the teacher only required 1 internet source (to start getting us used to it) and we were all more comfortable with books so not many people used it for more than 1 lol.

[awkward-clone]

Ok think I’ve finally got my thoughts together on the bright situation and im just gonna say it.

Its not gonna work.

It basically is just slapping on a new name on dr bright and calling it a day. Like. No matter what u do its the same character, it does nothing. Djkaktus said it himself that he was “always writing elias shaw.” That “any similarities are just a coincidence.”

So its funny seeing some of the ppl thats on board with this claim that “u cant separate the art from the artist” and yet that’s exactly what they're trying to achieve. Except, u know, the community had already done that a long time ago, ripping bright out of the hands of admin bright. So really, no change is actually being made.

Anyway with that out of the way I do want to address some concerns about djkaktus.

I’ve been looking around and have seen people mentioning that the dude:

1. Was quiet about the admin bright thing when it was happening along with actually being one of the people trying to cover it up

2. Had been banning people simply cuz they didn’t like his works

3. he’s an alleged predator

Now I havent personally found much relating to this other than people's words on it on tumblr. Tho someone on insta has told me that djkaktus was extremely quiet during the bright situation. Which yea it took an entire year after admin bright was banned to only now bring up this elias shaw bs.

Now if anyone has sources on any of this, links, screenshots, anything, it’d be a great help if ya can send it to me via replying to this post or dm-ing me. It would better help spread this awareness around.

Also regarding articles that had brights name replaced w/ SA jokes that haven’t been edited out which is something else that also has been mentioned to me, would appreciate it to get more scps/tales listed regarding that. Only got 4498 so far which has a really bad um…”butt stabbing” joke...I mostly did skim read it so I’ll have a proper read at some point.

Tldr:

- Elias Shaw is pointless and does nothing.

- People who are saying u can't separate art from artists are tryna separate bright from author.

- Djkaktus was quiet during the admin bright situation and potentially was tryna cover it up, has been banning ppl for not liking his stuff, is an alleged predator and hasnt edited out sa jokes in articles where he changed bright’s name.

Correct me if I’m wrong on anything or anything like that.

Edit: reminder to take the djkaktus stuff as a grain of salt (especially the predator allegations) as it did come from pixelated harmony who did in fact doxxed someone

Source:

Still I stand by that he was quiet about admin bright though and of course I still don’t believe the elias shaw thing is gonna work

edit edit edit: things are messy. u can look in the comments for more info I don't rlly know what to say beyond this point.

[tomdiddlyumptious]

Heyyy ok but what about dad!tom finding porn on his 15yo boy’s phone and having "the talk" with him 😭😭 I live for this😌

Trying writing again, seriously guys idk whats going on with me. And im terrible at doing “the talks” so take it as it is-

warnings: ya know..porn and praying children<3...and a hint of bisexual!tom👀

Its normal, Porn. The dirty sight for anyone to see. Tom did it once, only once though. He found it pretty creepy and stalkerish that hes watching people have sex. When he was 15 and thought about sex it caused insecurity because he noticed that you HAVE to get naked. It just shivered his veins. well of course until he met you. 

So when Tom and Wesley were cooking for your birthday, Tom forgot an Ingredient. “Hey- wes, can i borrow your phone?” tom struggled, his hands covered in flour as he looked at his sons phone. Wesley's eyes widened as his hands were also covered in flour, he turned, wiping his hands on the black apron before chuckling “y-yeah dad”. Tom laughed and also wiped his hands with a towel before grabbing his phone. Wes’s knees almost gave out as they shook and his body felt like it was going down a roller coaster, he jumped when his dad asked for his code. “Its my birthday” “oh- of course, it is” tom mumbled, leaning on the kitchen island as Wes got back to work, trying not to look weird as normally he would stand over his dads shoulder watching his fingers tap away in his phone, not that he did it before. 

Toms eyebrows furrowed as he bit his bottom lip, wondering if he should search through his phone while he already has it, only to shrug his head no saying thats not a good thing for a father to do. He clicked on the safari tab, Wes’s phone acting slow so he reached and grabbed his glass cup thats filled with water, only to choke and have his eyes widened. “Oh shit” wes mumbled to himself. Tom didnt even look further, he slammed the phone down but both of their ears turned red when a loud pornographic moan left the womans mouth “yeah fuck my cock”. “OH MY GOD” tom yelled in his british accent, grabbing the phone and screaming when he was met with liquids shooting at the camera, he shut off the phone and placed it back on the table, Wesley's hand slapped over his mouth as he cringed intensely by the word “cock” but then soon becoming more embarrassed that his dad knows he watches….well, that. “Im gonna use the bathroom” wesley said, not looking at his dad as his cheeks shot red. “Erm….im gonna set a 15 minute timer” “DAD” wes said storming off to the bathroom. “Im gonna die” wesley muttered to himself, cursing at the lord for letting this happen as he also begged for forgiveness and asking for this not to be a big problem, just on his knees infront of the toilet, apron still dirty as he shut his eyes tight. 

“God i swear if my dad leaves me alone i’ll pray EVERY night, i’ll sing- look i’ll sing this church song”

By the way, he only heard it from some where.

“Take me to the kinggg, i dont have much to bring” he didnt know anything past that so it didnt do anything in his favour, it only made tom furrow his eyebrows from the other side of the door before knocking making wes silently flinch at the holy ghost “just please- dont do this” he whispered. “I-i can hear you son” tom awkwardly smiled, “mind coming out now?” “ive only been in here for like 5 minutes” “can we just talk about it?” “i dont know if id be comfortable with that-” “or else it will be with me and your mom” “oh my god” wes stood up and did a “woo-sah” looking at himself in the mirror before turning around and hesitantly opening the door. Tom smiled and did an awkward wave “to the couch please”

“Dad i really dont wanna talk about this” wes said on the couch, touching knees with his father that was sitting right next to him. “No we have to- so be quiet and let me speak.” tom sent a look at wes making him grumble and hunch in his seat, but all ears. “Please dont watch porn, its terrible. Its addictive and its not how things work, trust me. When we made you it was pretty ugly in there-”

“DAD PLEASE” he groaned in his arms. “What! Im just letting you know! Im letting you know that when you- or you probably have but-” tom shrugged looking at him son. “Just make sure you use protection, uhm if you want me to buy you some i can- dont give me that look” “your literally talking to me about what goes around penises, what am i supposed to do, say i love you?” he groaned again. “Well its your fault! But anyway you need to make sure you get consent from her, make sure she- or HE is into it-” “oh my god” “what? I dont know your options?” “what are yours?” wes asked.

Tom smiled at his son, making wes’s mouth drop (i dont think its a secret that toms at least a LITTLE fruity) “anyways. Girls have three holes, ones for the pee and the others for the- pp. And the other one is for the other one. I dont think your ready for anal yet” tom gripped his sons knee. “Youve done-” “you ARENT ready for that talk” tom but him off. “But you need to make sure that the woman is lubricated enough because if she isnt it will be TOO tight and un-pleasurable for the both of you. If shes” he raised his fingers doing the quote on quote “loose, that means shes lubricated, dont listen to these assholes shaming girls for something they cannot control” he rolled his eyes, wes thinking about anything to drift off into space but very stuck. “Dont be nervous asking for help trying to find the hole, although it should be located right on top of her- ya know” tom too immature to say the word, something he cant say although he said only a few words ago. “But yes, make sure you wrap it! Im serious, i dont need more children” tom ordered. “Im the single child” “your also annoying” wes sarcastically smiled at his dad by his words. “Her clitoris is that- bean, yeah lets call it a bean” “you call a clitoris a bean?” “oh no, i give it a name more...boujee, but thats between me and your mom” “PLEASE STOP REMINDING ME THAT YOU AND MOM HAVE SEX” wes shouted while stuffing his head into a pillow. “What its normal! You were watching it!” wes grunted “my life is over” “oh it hasnt even began” “DAD” “im just sayin!-”

The boys heard the keys jiggle from the door before hearing a loud “hii!” “we are in the living room babe!” tom said, wes panicking more as he heard th door shut and lock before seeing his mom coming over. “What are you guys talking about?” tom looked at wes and wes silently pleaded for him not to say anything, but being the div he is “sex talk!” he threw his hands up. “Ohh! How fun, have you told him about the movements yet?” “PLEASE NO-”

[lastwave]

do all the asks for dnd renfield i double dare you

DARE TAKEN.

1: How did you come up with your OCs name?

tha dracula special interest

2: Does your OC have a theme?

OH I JUST TALKED ABT THIS!! we decided that this piano of sigmas theme is very him

3: What is their Class?

SOULKNIFE ROGUE. he was going to be a college of whispers bard but then his charisma needed to be shit. also soulknife is cooler and directly tied to the dracula curse (haven't figured out the exact details)

4: What is their Race?

human. lol

5: Are they from a Module or a Homebrew?

the Heckna! module :)

6: What TTRPG are they from? (D&D, VTM, or something else?)

D&D!

7: Have you gotten to actively play them/introduce them to the story yet?

ive rped as him so ya!

8: What do they look like? (Do you have art of them? Are you open to fan art?)

ohh ok ok. so u know my dracula renfield design? that but he has multiple outfits and he dyes one half of his hair brown because he has trouble coming to terms with the fact hes old LOL

9: What is their personality like?

answered this bad boy

10: What’s their relationship with their parents like?

oughhhh god. ok. he has very mixed feelings on his birth parents. they did what was best to keep him safe as a kid but that doesn't mean it didn't hurt (see iliveinprocrastination's ask abt number 11 for context). he has had a lot of parental and mentorial figures in his life tho and i think he loves all of them. and misses them very deeply

11: Where did they grow up? Do they miss it? Would they ever go back if they could?

answered this one<3

12: Did they have any backstory adventures before joining the party? If not, what were they doing before they were introduced?

ehhhhhh? they werent really adventures but he did have an eventful life pre campaign due to being a traveling act (escape artist & contortionist)

13: What is their alignment? What would THEY say their alignment is? Does it matter to them?

answered this bad boy too

14: Are there any secrets to their backstory you know, but they don’t know yet? (Secret parentage perhaps?)

not that i know of. unless the dm has plans i dont know abt

15: Do they have a favorite food?

onion soup 👍

16: Least favorite food?

gooseberries

17: What means the most to them? (Not a person)

BAILEY HIS MEXICAN REDLEG TARANTULA FRIEND

18: Who means the most to them?

hrm. thats a good question. i dont know<3 out of living people probably elaine? first long-ish friendship in a WHILE.

19: Do they hate anything? (Not a person)

gooey textures ?

20: Do they hate anyone?

dracula LOL. he Will hate heckna later but he hasnt gotten there yet

21: Are they currently in a romance? (NPC or PC)

this man is ace/aro (probably more greyromantic but yanno. under the umbrella) so no

22: Do they have any romance in their backstory? If it ended, how did it end?

midlife crisis where he tried to convince himself he enjoyed dating and hookups

23: Do they have a favorite school of magic?

he does not know that humans can do magic yet

24: Least favorite school of magic?

see above

25: Have they ever lost someone important to them?

yea. sorry for putting u in the blender old man its for the themes and motifs and plot

26: If you had the choice, would you rather they have a happy ending, a bittersweet ending, or a tragic ending?

HAPPY. LET HIM REST MY GOD.

27: Are they a liar? Do they lie to the party, or only to others? Do they usually think they have a good reason?

liar is a strong word. he will if he feels its in his vested interest in survival to. hes not a good liar, but hes very good at avoiding truths.

28: What’s the worst thing they’ve ever done? How do they feel about it?

he used to be like. really mean when he was younger in the whole. scaring people department. he probably did a pretty mean spirited joke on someone that didn't end well. i think he feels bad about it.

29: What’s the best thing they’ve ever done? How do they feel about it?

oughhhhh u know? whatever good hes done for other people i dont think he recognizes it because for the longest time he was never able to see the results. im gonna have to think abt this one

30: Who is their favorite NPC? Or PC if they’re an NPC?

bailey counts as an npc right

31: Least favorite NPC? Or PC if they’re an NPC?

unknown at the moment but it will prooobably be heckna

32: If they suddenly lost their class and had to pick a new one, what would they choose? What would YOU choose for them?

he would choose ranger probably. id choose abberrant mind sorcerer because it fucks

33: If they played the TTRPG they’re from, what would they play as?

FIRBOLG CIRCLE OF DREAMS DRUID NAMED FREYA W/ THE FEYLOST BACKGROUND

34: What is their biggest flaw?

answered this and the next one

35: What do they think their biggest flaw is?

see above

36: What is the best thing about them?

he cares a lot for the people around him. he doesn't make it known verbally but u can tell by his actions

37: What do they think the best thing about them is?

he thinks hes soooo funny

38: What would happen if they suddenly appeared on Earth?

he would simply go back to sleep because it would be a dream 2 him

39: If they suddenly appeared on Earth, what time period would you place them in? What location? Why?

victorian era london. puts him back in his habitat

skipping 40 because idk ❤️

[ellitx]

I know this is mostly a venti blog but will you write for albedo again? would love to see more of him with your writing.. oh also I hope this doesn't come off as pushy haha I was just wondering

I did made a snippet of another albedo x reader and the draft is sitting here for months now ajskks

It has 1.7k words and albedo still hasnt appeared yet orz so uhm, here ya go even tho its not yet finished im sorryy

This looks like aether x reader at the start

            The soft clouds of Mondstadt were a wonderful sight to see. Hues of white and blues scattered across the horizon, making it seem like a smudge of a paintbrush, beautifully painted on the canvas. 

            You were wandering at the town square of Mond, mindlessly checking the shops that will ever catch your interest. You passed by Marjorie’s souvenir shop, boring. Checking Timaeus’s alchemy, yeah you’ve already learned a lot, no need to go back there. 

            Unfortunately, there was none at all.

            A tired sigh slipped from your lips and furrowed your brows. There was nothing to do and you’ve already done all your tasks. Klee was still stuck in her confinement, so you can’t play with her today.

            What a bummer…

            Another sigh came and your stomach released a sound hungry grumbling. You squirmed and wrapped your arms around your waist to silence the noise. Walking around the town made you starve for sure. 

            You noticed a lot of people have been crowding at Sara’s restaurant. Was there an event or something? You shrugged your shoulders to brush those thoughts off, more focused on getting food than the commotion that is happening in front of you.

            “Excuse me—“

            “Please, traveler!! I’ll give you a meal for free!”

            Your brows raised in surprise seeing the Honorary Knight was here. “Ooh, free meal?! Traveler, say yes! Say yes!!” His floating companion, Paimon, exclaimed whilst floating around and wiggled her little legs in excitement. “F-fine… we can’t say no to a free food.”

            Aether placed his hand on his hair and ruffled it with a sigh of defeat. From the corner of his eyes, he saw you waving at him.

           “[Name]!” You approached them and gave a big grin. “Hey! Didn’t know you’re already back here in Mondstadt.”

            He chuckled and rubbed his neck sheepishly. “Yeah, we just recently arrived.” Before you could respond, Sara called out your name. “[Name]! Perfect timing, I also need your help.” 

            You tipped your head and hummed. “Sure. Is it another delivery?” The waitress shook her head and jutted her thumb behind her. “Lots of customers are coming and we need you two to give these orders on their table.”

            Your eye twitched and squinted at her in wariness. “I don’t mind but please don’t tell me I still have to wear that uniform.” 

            “Even though it’s a must, there's no need to. There's not enough time to change. Just give these meals to their respective tables.” She clasped her hands in front in a begging manner. Breathing in relief, you went to the counter to take the plates and set off to serve them.

            “You owe me a free Flaming Red Bolognese!” The outlander chuckled at your words and mimicked your action, ready to do the task.

            The duty actually went smoothly than you thought it would be. With Aether helping you out, it was fast and steady but with a few slips here and there. Just as you were already done, another pack of customers came rushing in.

            “Woah!! [Name] really is the waitress again in Good Hunter~!” 

            “Hey! First come, first serve!! And no skipping lines!”

            You stopped in your tracks and slowly turned your head. This is bad. Really bad.

            Your throat bobbed seeing lots of customers gathering in the diner. Then you slapped both sides of your to shake off the nervousness. Paimon glanced at you and floated over. “Woah, lots of people came. Shouldn’t you two handle it?”

            Aether seemed like he was about to pass out from exhaustion and hunger. “I…I just want something to eat…” Head clouded and hazy, he unknowingly grabbed the emergency ration by her legs and opened his mouth ready to take a bite to get rid of his starvation. It surprised her as she wriggled out from his grasp and stomped her foot in the air.

            “Get a hold of yourself! Sticky Honey Roast is almost there waiting for you!”

            “Huh?! Says the one who just floats around and does nothing to help!”

           This is going to be a long day.

  —

             “Good work, everyone!” Sara clapped and wiped her head to remove the sweat that was slipping on the side of her head. The waitress then put out a meat dish coated with sweet honey sauce. The fragrant of the freshly cooked dish wafted through their noses making them drool.

            “Finally!!” Aether cried and took a big munch of Good Hunter’s beloved dish. 

            “And here’s your Flaming Red Bolognese, [Name]. They’re freshly cooked, so eat it while it’s still hot.” She winked and gave you a fork. You thanked Sara and twirled the spaghetti with your fork, letting its long noodles snake around it.

            “Ah, by the way, I have another request for you.” You quirked a brow at her as you chew your food, signing her to continue. “A client asked me to prepare a banquet and since we’re currently low on staff, do you mind if you do the baking?”

            You grabbed a napkin and wiped the red stains on your lips. Her request made you raise a question though. Why you and not someone who’s good at baking? Well, you can bake too but at an approaching proficiency level only. 

            The first person who came to your mind was Noelle. She can do everything perfectly well with ease. However, she seems so busy lately, so asking her to do it will make you feel bad and you don’t want to add another task to her hands.

            And the other one is…

             I-I don’t know anyone else who can bake…! 

             You can also ask Aether but you don’t want to trouble him any further especially since he just arrived here. You've already lost count of how many sighs escaped from you. Well, it’s better to help a friend who’s in trouble than just leaving them there struggling.

            “Sure, but why me?” You asked. Her lips curved and grinned at you as her eyes gleamed like the stars at night. “Your Moon Pie was so heavenly! When I took a bite of it, all the taste came to me at once. And the meringue was perfect! Not too sweet and not too bland.”

            “I would do anything to have another plate of it…” She placed her hands on her cheeks as she whined, drooling just thinking about the said pastry. 

            “So what kind of pastries am I going to bake? I hope it’s not too many.”  Sara propped her elbows on the counter and leaned forward. “Just a cake that’s all.” She then waved her hand, motioning you to come closer.

            Aether looked at them who are whispering to each other. He saw your face turned beet red and before puffing up your cheeks and playfully slapping her arms. Whatever their chat was, he shouldn’t bother wanting to know it.

            Food is here. Food is free, must eat it. Yes, only these thoughts must be inside his head. He continued relishing the delicious meal with Paimon across gnawing the plate clean.

  —

             “Flour, check. Eggs, check. Milk, check. Now all I need is… strawberries!” You were currently shopping for ingredients in Blanche’s shop. Your eyes scanned the racks, looking for a pack of that delicate pink fruit. With the continuous search for the red fruit up and down the shop, you're starting to lose hope at no signs of sight of that sweet berry.

            Did they run out of stock?

            You went towards the shop owner and asked. Sadly, she said yes, much to your dismay. 

            “There might be fresh strawberries in Springvale. You should ask there. Or—” Blanche suddenly smirked, making you feel unease about what’s behind that mischievous smile of hers.

            “You could ask Albedo to grow one for you. He can easily grow out those with just his alchemic powers or something.” Huh, it can be. You closed your eyes and give a thought about it. 

            “Albedo? I mean yeah, but he’s busy right now.”

            “Eh? But he’s right behind you.”

            The mention of the said male standing behind you made you immediately whirled your head in excitement. You feel delighted knowing about it, but rather expecting to see his figure there, you see nothing. No one and not a thing was there. Only air greeted you. 

            The shopkeeper snorted and covered her mouth to hold her laughter as small tears started to create from the edge of her eyes. You can’t believe she just did that. You felt your cheeks heat up in embarrassment that Blanche just tricked you into thinking the Chief Alchemist was really there.

            “S-sorry sorry.” She said in between her giggles and shook her hand. You grumbled and took out a pouch of mora to pay for the ingredients and shoving it into her hands.

            “Keep the change.”

            And with that, you marched your way off to Springvale with your face still flushed. Blanche looked over to the waitress of Good Hunter and gave her a thumbs up with that impish grin still glued to her face.

i have to cut it off here since its not finished yet. It’s just klee and reader are baking. idk what happened to my motivation in writing for albedo ;; but if you read the snippet you can get the whole idea of this oneshot

[obsessive-ego]

Beetlejuice cant tie a tie

I got a little off topic, but we get to it eventually

Musical beetlejuice x reader

Nsft mentions and bonus

A day off like any other, your phone buzzes to life at 11am, you groan at the sound, but you cant sleep all day, even though you really want to. As you shift to turn off your phone, you feel the familiar dead weight, you huff.

"Beetlejuice"

Ever since you let the ghoul into your home he has made it a habbit to sneak into your bed with you, at first he would leave before you woke, but now? He just makes himself at home, claiming that your bed is so comfy and warm, and way more lovely then the couch, honestly you didnt mind, his pajamas were clean, and he kept his hands relatively to himself, and lets be real even if you protested he'd still do it, just something you got used to over time, and enjoyed, as much as you wouldnt admit it, sleeping with another person did help you sleep at night, but you weren't exactly ready to open that can of worms.

You nudge the demon

"Beetlejuice let go"

The ghoul had you trapped in his arms, wrapped tightly around your waist, as his face was buried in your hair, his legs tangled with yours, the demon was spooning.

You squirm again, this time a tad more aggressive.

"Keep wiggling like that sugar and you'll give me a boner" he groans, more mockingly then anything else.

"Let go so I can turn off my alarm and start my day" you huff

Beetlejuice tightens his grip around your waist.

"No can do sweets"

"Beej please, I need to be an adult today"

"Oh babes, you can EASILY be an adult in bed~ but fine, if you must" be dramatically let's you go fawning hurt, you simply roll your eyes as you take your new freedom and leave the bed to reach your beeping phone on the table across the room.

Following your example, beetlejuice gets up too, and with a simple snap of his fingers his black and white pajamas were replaced with his trademark suit, the ghoul straightens him self out, adjusting the jacket and tie as if he had somewhere important to be.

You couldnt help but feel a tad jealous at that, to be able to get ready for the day in a second, something like that could shave a good amount of time off your mornings before work routine.

You usher the demon out of your room stating you needed to get dressed, though he did plead to stay and help, as always, you only replyed that youd take a rain check.

Reemerging from your room, dressed and ready to enjoy your day off, you head to the kitchen to make some coffee, your morning routine was simple, normally beetlejuice would chit chat with you as you made breakfast for the two of you, but it was strangely quiet, you havent seen the ghoul since you ushered him out of your bedroom, normally this ment he was hiding and getting ready to scare you, a regular occurrence.

Now something as simple as making toast and coffee now had you filled with anxiety, why did he always do this? You know why, he thinks it's funny. Your anxiety was short lived when a little note flutters down from the ceiling in front if your face, instinctively you grab it

'Babes, off scaring, saw you got new neighbors, be back soon~ xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo'

You sigh in relief knowing that bastard wasnt gonna mess with you today, yet you couldnt help but smile at all the xs and os, corny, but that was him wasnt it.

Like any other day off you try to catch up on house hold chores, and with beetlejuice out and about you can actually get stuff done, nothing against the ghoul, hell you loved having him around, it was just hard to be productive with someone so chaotic under foot.

...

Your day off went by pretty productive, you here you were, enjoying the peace and quiet, with a cup of hot tea and a book you've been meaning to read.

"HONEY I'M HOME"

Beetlejuice appears from literally nowhere in the center of the room you were currently residing.

you nearly jump out of your skin at the sudden outburst, no matter how many times the ghoul burst into your home that way, it always startled you.

You regain yourself, and with a small laugh you sigh "welcome home B"

The tips of the demon's hair turn a soft pink, something as soft as 'welcome home' from your lips sent him, how lame, a big bad demon from hell, getting all warm and soft from just a little breathers kindness, yet, he wouldnt want it any other way.

The ghoul is quick to slide next to you on the couch "ya miss me toots?~" he cooed leaning in and making an exaggerated kissing face, you snorted out a laugh and gave him a shove.

"Knock it off B, and yes I missed you, but I was more productive without you, so~" you laugh

"OH Y/N you are so mean, you would rather me be away so you can do boring breather stuff, then have fun with the sexiest dead guy you know? How cruel" the ghoul pretends to be hurt.

You laugh again "Beetlejuice, you're the ONLY dead guy I know-"

"Therefore the sexiest" he countered giving you a wide toothy grin

"You got me there I guess" you laugh and give beetlejuice a shrug.

As the laughter dies down you notice how roughed up your friend really was, more so then usual, more dirty, shirt slightly untucked, new holes in his jacket and pants, his tie undone, loosely hanging around his neck. Yes the ghoul was messy, but it looks like he lost a fight, and hell with his powers he could clean up in a second, maybe he hasnt noticed?

"Beej? What were you up to today?" You ask shyly, you didnt exactly like to butt into what the demon did in his spare time, mostly because if he wanted to share it with you he did it with gusto.

Beetlejuice freezes for a second, the shrugs

"The usual, messing with your neighbors, why?"

You gesture to his messed up clothes

"OH,  yeah, new guy down the hall fought back, you should have seen it babes-"

You sigh, not that you needed too, but you worried about beetlejuice, what if he got into a jam he couldnt get out of.

"What's up sugar?"

You flinch, beetlejuice must have caught in to your expression.

"Do you need a hand straightening up?" You mentally slap yourself at that suggestion, he can magic himself back together why would he need your help?

Glancing back up to the demon's face you swallow hard, plaster across his mug was a love sick dopey grin, his most and beard now sprouted pink patches.

"Please~" he purred, a word you rarely herd from the ghost.

You nod, slowly you start with the tie, grabbing on to the two pieces, you swear you saw the demon flinch, slowly but surely, you tie a simple tie, years of doing it for yourself for forced formal occasions, guess the info stuck.

You gently strengthen the knot, paying more attention to what you were doing, rather then who you were doing it for, if you were paying attention to beetlejuice you would have saw his wide eyes staring so intently on you, both hair and scruff completely pink, a soft smile plastered across his face.

"You know babycakes I would just LOVE to have you yank on my tie more often~" he purred

You flinch at the comment, being brought to reality by that delightful gravely voice of his, you stutter out a soft noise, unsure how to respond in your frazzled embarrassed state.

The demon continues "have ya drag me around, mmmhmmm, have my sweet little breather in charge"

You unable to think of a response, just sit in front of the demon, hands still gripping his tie, staring back at his face.

"I have to say I've thought of it often"

You DID yank the ghoul by the tie alot, to make a point and or get him to your level, him being taller then you.

"My little y/n riding me, using my tie as a leash, you being fully naked, while I'd be full clothed, sounds like fun maybe we should- urk"

That was a step too far for you, as hot as the idea way, it was till too much and too embarrassing, with a quick movement of your hand you tighten the ties knot around the ghoul's throat, as if to strangle him, not that he needed to breath, it did shut him up though.

"Harder baby" he croaked

At least you thought itd shut him up.

You let go of the tie and get off the couch, taking a step back.

Beetlejuice laughs, his soft pink hue shifting back to his default green.

"Oh sugar we done already? Not only are you kinky, you're also quick to finish" he snorts out a loud laugh.

"Cant we have one nice moment?"

"No"

You sigh, little frustrated with the ghoul's ability to ruin just about any moment, as if the ghoul sensed your mood, he was quick to jump to his feet and pull you into a side hug, you huff, still being a tad annoyed with him.

"Alright sugar, ya twisted my arm, not more dirty stuff tonight, I appreciate your help with the tie, how bout I return the favor?"

You quirk a brow, return the favour without saying something dirty? You didnt think the demon COULD do such a thing.

"Heres what I'm thinking doll, me, you, and the new neighbor down the hall, I'm gonna show you how I got messed up to start with, and play your cards right babes and I'll let ya tie me up again~" the ghoul winks at that last line, regardless of the innuendo you smile.

"Alright BJ I'm game"

The ghouls gives you a wide toothy grin

"Its showtime".

Nsft bonus

Later that night when you were dead asleep beetlejuice couldnt help but dream of you sitting on him wearing nothing but a coy smile as you rode him, he being fully dressed with his cock freed from it prison and being buried in your warmth.

You bounced up and down, yanking his tie, half for balance half cuz of the sound he made.

With a delightful dream like that, the ghoul did not last very long,

[pjisskullourful]

So I need some Dami content… any horny thoughts for inspiration about him to get me they octHOEber?

you've read my latest dami fic, right? over 10k words of content for ya right there sweetie

beyond that new installment of petite mort, he isnt getting a solo fic in the halloween offerings- just the new part of gay enough

i had an idea for a solo fic, which was gonna be him as a demon facilitating deals with the devil for witches, etc. but i couldnt get the details right & trying to sort all of that out, in addition to everything else- i simply couldnt make it happen

here are the notes that i had...

i had a random idea today that a halloween outfit for the throuple one time could be adam, eve & steve! so just naked with palm fronds in those sinful places

theres another idea i was kinda considering. being vics roommate, friends with but definitely extremely interested in dami, but timing issues have always stood in the way

vic just bought her first house, she hasnt moved in yet. october is ethans birthday, she wants to leave the house empty & have a 'haunted house' birthday party for him, without letting him know beforehand. everyone pitches in

you & damiano are set up in the same room-- hiding in a closet, faces painted as skulls, wearing skeleton suits, waiting to jump out & do the scare when you get hte cue. get it, skeletons in the closet?!

its a small closet & time is passing & being this close together spurs a conversation different to any conversation you've had in the past

feelings are expressed, then acted upon. listening to the muffled music in the other room, hands over mouths, rushing but wanting to savour

maybe you could get caught, idk- its something i havent been able to properly explore

& then add in a joke about getting 'boned' & BAM, thats a fic i wont be able to write this october

& once halloween fics are all done with, i am getting back to my monthly stained sheets schedule & the next two chapters of that are gonna be super sweet& lovey aftee the funishment in the most recentchapter

[flooficandii]

nuniq and the other agents

aka interactions w/them and whatnot

DUELISTS:

jett-

generally on good terms

she sees jett like a little sister regardless and can be pretty protective of her

"hey, nuniq. you catch 'em, i get behind 'em. sound good?"

"right behind ya, kiddo."

phoenix-

annoying little shit.

has to clean up after him; a lot

he can melt down her snow walls sometimes which she always has to yell at him for

honestly though they have pretty scary team synergy when they work together

and nuniq sometimes has to admit that he can be kinda funny on purpose,,,,,she hates it but she still laughs

yoru

thinks he's a little punk

it's like if phoenix had an emo phase

on the topic of phoenix she finds their little squabbles amusing, its like two toddlers pushing eachother over in the playground

"what's with this...sassy lost child."

"cool it down, rift boy. your flashy antics dont scare me." insert noogie on purpose to mess up his hair

raze-

holy shit its really hard to get a word in when raze is around

nuniq babysits a duelist part 4

i mean at least she gets the job done,,,reckless but,,,, effective,,,

"be careful where you put those damn satchels. you wanna turn into a popsicle, raze? i can make that happen."

reyna-

really bad distrust.

they haven't even met before and nuniq already has a strong opinion of her

"nuniq, cariña. show me just how cold your heart can be."

"like i'd stoop down to your level, soulsucker."

nuniq doesn't have much of a position on the matter considering she's a criminal as well but reyna's path has vastly different motivations

SENTINELS:

tldr; she's wary of her. as long as reyna's goal is to defend earth from attackers, she's good in her book. but nuniq feels that if given too much power she might turn on the protocol.

neon-

nuniq actually likes?? how serious neon is in battle??

granted neon can be a little reckless sometimes but its in moderation *glances at raze

she likes that neon is really peppy but knows theres a time and place for it

finally . no more babysitting duelists

neon reminds her a lot of herself when she first got her radiance; unstable, trying to keep up, trying her best

while nuniq hasnt completely mastered her abilities yet, she will hand over a piece of wisdom

big sister nuniq GO!!

surprisingly despite neons past in kingdom nuniq is willing to trust her

shes young and learning and theres so much more she can do

"hey neon, just a heads-up; dunno if lightning melts ice, but you're probably better off not doing that. we need it for the team, y'know?"

"remember to stay calm, prickles. you don't wanna blow a fuse in the middle of a gunfight."

killjoy-

in awe of her. like the kid is a literal genius, she can think up dozens of solutions even when pressed for time

she feels very secure when she has to work with kj

kj built her snowpack so that's one thing to thank her for

kj is definitely one of the things that makes nuniq trust brim, she's literal proof of his soft side and she's so,,,amiable at that

cypher-

will freeze him on sight if he tries to steal some of her stuff

she can definitely sense that he's hiding something; hiding a /lot/. but she makes no attempt to pry at it, might be dangerous to do so anyway

has a sense of solidarity with him on the whole kingdom-ruined-my-home thing.

(icebox) "ah, nuniq– the deadly snowflake. you must feel right at home, yes?"

"y'know what, cypher? i was almost in a good mood. almost."

sage-

respects her. she knows what its like to tend to injured allies

unfortunately she doesn't have healing abilities of her own but she's very well versed in first aid so she does what she can to lessen the burden on sage

"sage. take it easy out there, alright?"

"sage. if i get hit out there, just run the other way. i can take a bullet."

herself, on earth 2-

so she was definitely aware she’d see,,,well, herself in battle from brim’s briefing but

nothing could’ve ever prepared her for when it actually happened

she hates the idea that she’d ever consider stealing radianite in another world

“that couldn’t be me. i’d never-”

“what did they tell her? if this is how she’s trying to get her home back.. oh, god.”

chamber- 

so theres a lot to unpack here

inhales

her home was kinda taken by kingdom fellas in suits

this guy is a kingdom guy in a suit

weapons designer, sure, but hes filthy stinking rich and he seems like the type to invest that into more projects involving radianite which could potentially hurt people like with what happened to her

ive established that nuniqs trust is an extremely hard thing to gain, and chambers case only makes it harder

as much as chamber claims to be an open book, she calls bullshit

shes familiar with pandering patterns and can tell genuineness from appeasement 

she will lessen her coldness to him overtime but deep down there will still be that deep, pit-like feeling inside her that shes being played

dont even get me started on the whole astra thing

astra is someone who she deeply cares about (doesnt even have to be in the romantic sense, she also sees her as a close friend) and for chamber to view her as an opportunity rather than a person upsets her

also raises the question of where chamber stands: what are his intents? motives? what does he plan with the other agents, especially the radiants? because if hes planning to weaponize people,,,,mmmm,,,,

brimstone is someone she grows to trust because he has people hes fighting for. chamber does not. so to think that someone she respects is putting the protocol’s hands in someone absolutely untrustworthy? oh my

tldr; I Don’t Like You But For Profession’s Sake I’ll Tolerate You

"radianite tech. wonderful investment, isn't it? if only you knew what exactly was at stake to get it."

“so i have to fight guys in fancy suits. just another tuesday.”

“let’s see what happens when i take away his toys.”

CONTROLLERS:

viper-

who hurt you

like damn

"you good, viper? kinda looked like you enjoyed that. maybe a little too much."

a bit of an initial grudge upon finding out she used to work for kingdom

definitely does not wanna get on her bad side, she's witnessed viper arguing with reyna and damn that shit is terrifying

omen-

pities him

she keeps him company when she can, it doesn't feel right for him to be alone sometimes

he finds her motivations admiring, it must be nice to have a community to fight for

"your people have someone to look up to, nuniq. fight while you still have them."

brimstone-

again, initial distrust

the kingdom logo on his pauldron already set off blaring sirens in her head

she was in it for the hrm to strenghen its forces, that was the deal

she eventually does warm up to him after he expresses his regrets and whatnot

he's a good leader. reminds her a lot of amaruq

"i judged you too quickly, brimstone. do what you do best."

astra-

astra is really good at lifting morale

nuniq included

missions with astra make her feel very safe and important

being around her in GENERAL makes her feel safe

really thankful that someone as powerful as her has such a kind soul

like no seriously the lady can control space itself theyre lucky she hasnt destroyed the whole universe yet

confides in her sometimes, astra is really good at consoling her

she motivates her to fight

"you are the brightest star i've ever seen, astra. keep on shining for us, will ya?"

INITIATORS:

sova-

one of the first few people she got along with during her early days in the protocol

they hit it off really quick

he's very warm and approachable and she likes that about him

he eased her into trusting valorant. his motives were very down-to-earth and legit, which was exactly what she needed to commit to her role

hehe funny owl very cute

"looks like we've got ourselves some wild game, sova. hope you don't mind if i catch 'em first."

"nuniq, my friend. you were exceptional. i expected no less from a fellow hunter."

skye-

woah shes jacked

thats it thats her first impression of her

shes jacked and she has a DOG???? no fUCKING WAY

fascinated by the extent of her power

"skye, if you don't mind me asking- does it have a name? your- your dog."

they walk aput and taz together 

"no worries, okay? nuniq's gonna turn 'em into zooper doopers, then we're done!"

"try not to freeze up out there, fuzz!"

"hey, fuzz. i could heal you up if ya catch frostbite. just holler."

breach-

*pinches his ear and drags him away*

"we get it, you're strong. now be a good boy and do your job."

oh my god she makes him her biTCH

"good work, rumbles. just try not to knock us over next time, alright?"

nuniq hates how cocky he can be sometimes

cries so hard shes so small compared to him

breach thinks shes badass either way though, especially when she ults

the aNGER,,,,,,so cool

kay/o-

so clearly kay/o doesnt like radiants !

not gonna lie?? shes a little scared of him

shes very curious about where he comes from either way

"so, kay/o? just a little advice, you don't wanna walk through my snowpiles. that stuff could screw up your machinery and i don't want you to blame me for that."

(enemy kay/o) "killer robots? holy shit, what the hell did i just sign up for–"

[shoezuki]

Phil Adopting Ranboo jokes r fuckin hilarious but also real. Yall know philza aint canonically anyones dad or even father figure besides wilbur.

Like ya we could dig into 'maybe phil shouldve done something else' but like. Him blowing up lmanberg and then helping ranboo isnt him Favouring His Children or Being A Bad Father

Ok like. Philza was in lmanberg. Then tubbo, quackity, and fundy raided his house, threatened him, threatened his closest friend techno, put him under house arrest, and effectively forced him to watch them executd technoblade.

Like!!! Thats fucking horrible! The only person he has familial relations to is fundy here. But thats irrelevant now. Him being angry and agaisnt lmanberg because of this and what they Did to him isnt like. 'Abandoning his kids' or 'technoblade is his favourite child'. Its understandable he was pissed

With tommy i feel its more grey, although theyve never acknowledged tommy as phil's son/wilbur's brother Canonically (as in tommy hasnt rped in that way beyond jokes). As far as he knew eith tommy is that tommy was fucked up with the exile, something done by both dream and tubbo (as far as he could know), Technoblade took him in, they worked together and got close, then one day technoblade returns home alone saying that tommy chose tubbo and lmanberg over them.

Ranboo being 'adopted' is different tho like. He is offering ranboo somewhere to stay because ranboo has never done something against him or either of them really. He's been roped into things like the butcher army, he didnt fight at all during the blowing up of lmanberg, yet phil saw that he had unjustly suffered from it and was alone. Taking ranboo in isnt favouritism over his 'other kids' or whateverthefuck ranboo is one of the Only people who hasnt fucked them over!!!

Anyways my mans philza has been through shit and sure you can think he aint done great but hes not Evil