#he has to wash the dishes...
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"Heavy is the helm that wears the crown."
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Bruce is just hanging out at Clark's place, and watches Clark as the alien busily fixes his sink. Bruce has definitely slept rough, travelled all over the place with minimal resources and trained in some of the worst conditions, but he's never had to do any of this.
Simple things like maintaining a flat, paying rent, arguing with a landlord, buying groceries, decorating a house, these aren't really a part of his life at all. When he catches Bruce staring, Clark defensively declares he likes making the repairs himself, and Bruce replies that he's just fascinated by all the components that make up Clark's life.
#I don't know if anyone has any remote interest in this quasi-domestic imagining#But I like the idea that Bruce has things he can relate to and things that have never been a part of his life at all#Bruce's time is such a precious and scarce resource that even for the fun of it he never bothers washing dishes or chiming in on decor#he just leaves that up to someone else entirely or lets it slide#and Clark is one of the only people around whom he's a little freed and who he has enough in common with to analyze their lives side by sid#superbat#clark kent#superman#batman#bruce wayne#random thoughts#i need sleep#dc comics
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"You really do complain about your housemate a lot"
Yes because I need an outlet for my frustration that doesn't involve me ending up on the news
#I've come to the conclusion that he just does what is the easiest/least effort for him in the moment#even if that creates more work for himself or the people he lives with later#I've had to re-wash dishes that he has washed because he always half-asses it
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Just had the worst Terrible Horrible No-Good Idea
Okay so let's say that jarthur fulfills their end of Kayne's deal and by some big fucking miracle he actually upholds his promise, with no catches, caveats, or extra "surprises". They don't get any sort of punishment from him, he gives them their reward of being sent back to their world, a body for John, AND Arthur gets Faroe back (maybe not technically *his* faroe but I don't think it would matter to him all that much, idk u get the point). All carrot, no stick.
Kayne has been satisfied, with this timeline at least.
He leaves them alone.
. . . the same cannot be said for Horig.
#had this thought at about 9:30 this morning while washing dishes for kitchen prep at work & had to go scream in the walk-in fridge for a bit#anyway enjoy the poisons of my sadistic mind :D#...AUGH NO BUT SEROIOSLY ok so like. idk where in the world arthur would be but i dont think it matters.#he would be back *in his world*.#in 1934.#(or '35 idk how far along the passage of time has gone i nthis scenario)#*with Faroe*.#and idk for sure whether john would be given a human body or not but the direction things are goingwith his character development in canon#it seems likely.#so. Arthur Lester in 1934. Disciple of The Plague with the 2 people who mean the most to him. yeah.#imma go scream into my pillow for the next halfhour bye#(if someone wants to write anything like this pls tag me to lmk pls pls pls pls plssssss)#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#malevolent s5 spoilers#lucifanbabbles#zizistuff
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Minor Brothership Spoilers!
Ngl I think it would be really funny if Ecks not washing his hands was the only unhygienic quality he has
#brothership spoilers#m&l brothership#extension corps#eck#like he’s skilled at washing dishes so he at least has some hygiene in mind#But when it comes to washing his hands after using the bathroom he just says “nah fuck you”#Funny idea I had
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Ficlet idea for after the whole Fabian pretty much moving into Mordred thing from my last fic: Fabian has to do chores for the first time in his life and is just so confused
#like jawbone has to teach him how to properly wash dishes confused#they have a little chore chart and a whole trading system and everything#jawbone has a little sticker system where if you do all of your chores for the week on time you get a sticker#fabian is adamant that it’s stupid and childish but is extremely proud the first time he gets a sticker#autism (mads) speaks#fabian seacaster#fabian aramais seacaster#fantasy high
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Up in the air whether Toad has allowed this adventure or was just picked up and carried around
#i have nothing to add to this its perfect#jokes aside i don't think toad has actually seen a washing machine#boy has never washed the dishes in his LIFE he lives in the barn /hj#side note but pharaoh is so so gentle and nice with toad and only toad basically lmao#croc pop#other's art#mmfc au#fc!toad man#fc!pharaoh man#got so so very excited when you showed up in my inbox whaghhg hehe
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cannot get over how ANGSTY gavin is in the bar scene in detroit evolution
like he has one (1) moment of vulnerability and suddenly he’s all “I’m not in a mood this is how i am” and “DON’T BOTHER” as if he’s a teenager whose mom told him he had to smile for family pictures
#detroit evolution#detroit become human#nines rk900#gavin reed#he’s SO angsty and for what???#gavin has a big boy job and he’s acting like a 13 year old boy who just got told he had to wash the dishes before he could play fortnite
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Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"
#quote from MLP:FIW#sorryyyy been kinda angry about my step family all day#sorry but im so tired of my Stepmom acting like she raised decent kids#my step brother is like 25 and living in my dads home. hes unironically an andrew tate fan and treats his very disabled girlfriend like shit#step sister always got compred to my sister who's the same age and put step sis in the light every time EVEN THO MY SIS WAS LITERALLY BETTER#<- like grades n shit#also both step sibs are gross. never cleans up ever. step brother and his gf are banned from the basement#step bro went to juvy when he was 16 and step sis had a trial last year and almost went to jail#also step sis has mono and would rather die than cover her mouth#i feel bad for SB's girlfriend because she has no other support system and sometimes it feels like SB or SS is trying to kill her?????#my dad threatened to kick out the adults if the house is dirty (adults being SB. SBG. SS. My sister. Aunt.)#My sister does SO MUCH HOUSEWORK and nobody cares and im mad#also bullshit rules recently have made my potential eating disorder worse#i don't think its healthy to rather starve than wash a dish but i actually have cried several times over this#not to mention how much i accidentally starve myself#also our food has been less and less because I don't know what I'm allowed to eat anymore because of my step family#also i have to share the smallest room with my sister. its okay tho ilh and i wouldn't want to get rid of her#sometimes it feels like my stepmom doesn't like me or my sisters because we're “weird”. childish interests and artistic#she lectured me about having missing assignments and I started crying#i said i just forgot to turn in some before the deadline and she called me lazy#<- Oops! so close. its actually THE MENTAL ILLNESS#my sisters and i feel like shit#i feel like my safe space is with my oldest sister.#and you all too! i love you guys#i just feel trapped. trapped by my step family. trapped by my own mind.#i was just starting to feel free from the burden of school and she just made me feel more stressed.#i didn't want to study because she killed the little motivation I had#Spanish exam is now “Fuck it we ball”#sorry for the personal post
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Also happy Sunday, this is your weekly reminder that Artemis is an inattentive and unenthusiastic lover <3
#he'll have sex with you but he'll probably be thinking about how he still has to wash the dishes or something like that#i mean he might even have a great time with the sex but he will still think about the dishes at some point#that's just the flavor of ace he is#ooc
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is asmo the only person in the game with skin issues??
is he just unlucky or is everyone else in the game not as obsessed over super clear skin and dont worry too much when acne happens?
#this is a legit question i swear#cause yesterday it was the dry skin (snowy bliss)#today its a huge pimple#(i got one of his old calls in the og game)#in the old games he seems to bring up skin stuff a lot#so im sure hes doing everything in his power to prevent it#but no one else in the house seems to be going to the same lengths#so is this like one of those irony things#where the person who really cares about having clear skin is fighting for their life to keep it clear#and everyone else takes having clear skin for granted and uses dish detergent to wash their face and nothing happens lmaoo#do any of the other characters talk about their skin???#im one of those ppl who have skin issues#but i dont really think too much about it cause its just been a normal part of my life since i was a kid#so a single pimple isnt on my radar#i have to break out or start flaking really bad to start worrying#so....is everyone else kind of similar where they dont care about a little acne popping up#tho i cant imagine lucifer not caring#i think hes just one of those ppl who dont get acne#idk#it feels liks asmo goes the extra mile cause he wants to but also cause he has to#tho i could be wrong#anyways im tired so this is probably leaning on incoherent#obey me asmodeus#i need the lore knowers here#i feel like only three people could answer this with certainty lmao#obey me lore is kinda spread out cause cards and stuff#so i dont expect anyone to know for sure
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Hey does anyone still think about the thematic differences between Supernatural and the Wayward Sisters and how self-isolating male hunters are compared to community-building female hunters and how this was shown from the Harvelles to even arguably Missouri Mosely and even Samuel Campbell who is his daughter's father almost more than a man himself (especially in Season 6) is not immune to this?
And how the Wayward Sisters could have been built not on sacrificing yourself to this singular all-consuming relationship with your brother and sacrificing yourself for the world second or in name only, but instead on what it takes to cut yourself into useful and digestible pieces for the sake of keeping your place in that community because you're almost certain that it's This Community or Solitude Forever (Alex you can never escape the life no matter how much you don't want it you've gotta pitch in do you want your family to die on this hunt Claire you know you'll never find anyone to love you unless you make yourself softer and then are they really loving you are you even worthy of love anymore Jody your husband and son would still be alive if you listened and learned you can't lose another child in every sense you can't quite let your children be defenseless children either and you know so well how sick this fear makes you and how you're dealing with it the wrong way your son got to be a child but your daughters can't be that vulnerable Even Donna you have Your Role to play here you're not good enough as a hunter but you're funny and happy and you don't take up that much space so that's exactly how much space you're given to exist in).
And yes, a lot of these things are echoes of Kripke Supernatural but instead of too-intimate and dark and quiet confessions that the Winchesters share and know that no one else could ever have the context to fully understand it's Community it's All Our Problems the humiliation and shame is all-encompassing because there is no privacy Everyone Sees You Everyone Knows You Everyone Wants To Fix Help You.
#Not to disappoint anyone but This Is Still About Lucifer#QuietWings' Amnesiac!Lucifer turning up at the Wayward Sisters' house has been growing like mold inside my skull#I could rewrite several episodes and two full seasons at this point#But apart from how Gender Lucifer is and how there is a lot of female-coding in S5 the Community is a little more apt than Brother focus#Because yes Lucifer losing Michael and Gabriel and Raphael and God is tragic but Lucifer Went To Prison and lost Community and the World.#Lucifer has no place that wants him aside from Hell and the demons are a constant reminder of his fall they were the sin that triggered it#(There's no depth to his relationship to the demons - Lilith could've been different - but Lucifer asks for worship and wants Love)#But Lucifer would not be immune to the Community Needs. It only works because they think he's just a moody angel with the amnesia at first#But after the revelation he has to atone for his sins by Community Work it's only if he tries real hard that they can Forgive a little#But never Forget. (They've come to rely on an archangel and they've pissed off archangel-sized monsters. They're fucked if he's free)#But Where Else Would You Go Lucifer? You want to make this work because this is your spider's thread your Only Chance#Sam Winchester is the boy you waited for millions of years to be understood by and he can't look at you without wanting to throw up#Sam saw the ugliest parts of you and that's all he understands but fate tricked three unremarkable humans into seeing you as an angel#As a devoted servant as a guardian as a cherub ruled by love singing to yourself in the morning as you take care of your humans#They saw some ugliness of course you are prideful and you are Too Much your anger turns to hail when it's supposed to be silent or words#But you have a place. It's washing the dishes. It's braiding Claire's hair. It's peeling your vessel's skin off to show Alex the veins.#You're happy you're so happy it betrays a little bit of righteous rage bc you have a place and it's Good and you just have to be careful#(Why haven't you learned to shut up after Everything it cost you the first time? Why can't you understand love means bending a bit?)#You're happy but living in a vessel means folding yourself small and you can Never be comfortable. But where else can you go?
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does anyone out here have a dad that isnt an asshole all the fucking time. like is it even possible.
#thinks we're ungrateful and incapable and lazy for lemme check. being disabled#and then when we rightfully call him out on his dick behavior he gets mad and slams things and mutters under his breath#and is like 'oh great so its MY FAULT'#and tries to push the narrative that now we've upset him and he's gonna feel like dogshit for the next two hours like.#congrats. that's how we live our whole fucking lives because of you. im always thinking about what he's gonna get pissed off at next#and how im not enough for him and how he's gonna be mad i couldnt do something#when he says shit like 'we need to teach them to sponge-wash the dishes'#like we're morons. like we dont know#we tried to LOAD the dishwasher and got so nauseous and yucked out we had to switch off every couple items#and both heaved over the trashcan#you think im not doing it specifically to make you upset? you think I CAN and im just choosing not to?#god he makes me so mad. and sad. and full of grief.#and worried for my sister#because she's bipolar and his provocation has a very real not unlikely chance at making her suicidal#it's such a mess#and its unfair for her and its unfair for me
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Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family
#fucking hell#it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister#who was equally dreading the day#my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt#then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present)#multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way.#combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high#weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells.#this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing.#then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on.#my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence#i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum#who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?)#me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting.#Which amuses the bored and the deaf#but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed#they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes#finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism*#still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously#(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something)#me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room#and made things appear that should not be there#I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go#you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room.#i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear#I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that.#the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well#she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer#maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk.#can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important
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The lack of Kent mods is so depressing.......... I'd fix him -_-
#luly talks#sdv kent#or I'd at least have mind blowing gay sex w him 😁#like on god he's one of my fave guys ever up there w sandy and willy and there's NOTHING for him like#willy at least has that whole reworked mod this all kent has is. getting his sad backstory removed#and washing the dishes which i respect#he WOULD do that.
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need to get out of this chair and do the dishes but. i don’t wannaaaaaa <- whining
#🌱#why does theo use every dish in the house when he cooks. i know that realistically i have no space to complain since he has been making#enough that he has fed me supper for multiple days in a row & so i am washing the dishes since he made me food. but also my brain is like#THEYRE NOT EVEN MY DISHESSSS I DIDNT EVEN MAKE ALL THIS MESSSSS yeah it’s hell in here.
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