#he has like an existential crisis and euphoric epiphany all at the same time--t h i s. this is what he was born and bred f o r
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#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp comte#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp dazai#ikevamp meme#i#my wife told me to look in the drafts and when i tell u witnessing this was an E X P E R I E N C E.#it was even funnier bc i only saw the first half at first glance so i see tall blonde and gorgeous and im like 'okay yeah lmfao'#i see painfully thicc and i SPUTTER but otherwise be like 'yeah its tru tho...' then i get to fucking 'b o r g a r'#just see dazai next to it and utterly LOSE IT ALSJHKG#I HATE THIS POST THE A C C U R A C Y#came for the painfully thicc--stayed for tall blonde and gorgeous--memed with B O R G A R#man it makes me miss the sasuke shenanigans from ikesen#like the memelord potential stored in dazai is S T A G G E R I N G I TELL YOU#all i can imagine is sebas one day handing MC a glass of water and her being like 'ah yes. enslaved m o i s t u r e'#sebas gives her a dirty look but dazai's like :oooo WAIT LET TOSHIKO-CHAN S P E A K#he has like an existential crisis and euphoric epiphany all at the same time--t h i s. this is what he was born and bred f o r#starts listening MUCH MUCH more intently to her convos with sebas#im crying just imagining MC finding lumiere and harry in some godforsaken dark corner/hole in the mansion#and instead of being like 'wtf how did you both even--' she just 'ah yes me and the boys at 4am LOOKING FOR B E A N S'#as she picks them up and takes them to their respective owners#and dazai's just like 'omg write that down WRITE THAT DOWN'#like can you fucking imagine her waking up and getting kissed by napoleon and just being like#'aight i don't wanna be his sleep paralysis demon anymore'#or 'WHO KISSES THEIR SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON IS HE ASKING TO GET K I L L E D!?!?'#and dazai is just in fuckin tears bc he can't take much more#isaac tries to ask him what's wrong and he's just 'the world is just so beautiful--y'know?'#to which isaac looks at him in disgust (cat banana face) because he doesn't even want to KNOW what kind of shitfuckery inspired this
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