#he has a debit card but his various sugar daddies and mommies are the ones who add to it
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Wooley: *trots up to Obi-Wan and Cody in the store with a super ugly Christmas decoration in his hands* Dad, I want this.
Obi-Wan: *about to tell him sure because he’s never paid for anything in his life*
Cody: Absolutely not, that thing is ugly and we don’t need it.
Wooley: So is Skywalker and we keep him!
Anakin: :(
Obi-Wan: LMAO
Cody: Oh my god-
Wooley: Buy it for me or I’m gonna scream.
Obi-Wan: lol just buy it for him, babe.
Cody: Why am I the one buying it?
Obi-Wan: I’m not allowed to have credit cards.
Anakin: Padme lowered my allowance :/
Wooley: I’m an actual infant, I don’t have money.
Cody: Force- fine! Put it in the cart!
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#anakin skywalker#incorrect clone wars quotes#commander cody#clone trooper wooley#he’s their baby#Obi wan doesn’t know the value of a credit his credit score is SHITE#he has a debit card but his various sugar daddies and mommies are the ones who add to it#Cody has a perfect credit score and he gets his money by being a stock market shark#codywan
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