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D3f3nding pecco in twiter a this point is work
#who is he being show 😭#he has 2 wins and 2 in the chamionship#i love calling him flop but idk who qoutise of jorge is he being pass#motogp#pecco bagnaia
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Lucha Underground Prodigal Son: part 2
Scene: Inside the temple Striker and Style prepare to call the next match as C.M. Punk’s music comes on. He enters from the top entrance behind the fans with a disgruntled look.
Striker: He claims he is the best in the world and he may very well be.
Styles: There is no doubt he is one of the best and that look on his face is one of unhappiness.
Punk enters the ring and asks for the Mic from the in ring announcer.
Punk: You know…(rubs his head) I’ve been here for three weeks and have yet to have a match. I should have had a chance at the Lucha Underground Championship right out the gate!!! For some reason Paulie decided that Lesnar got the nod over me. But no matter!!! I’m gonna win this match and….
Prince Puma’ s music comes on and cuts off C.M. Punk. He stands at the top of the stairs looking at the ring.
Striker: The Temple’s prodigal son has returned. He was the inaugural Lucha Underground champion and no doubt he’s here to slay the “Beast” as he is so well known.
Styles: I can’t think past this match Mat. This is sure to be one for the ages. The best in the world vs a fan favorite here in the Temple. The crazy part is only one will enter into the Gift of the Gods battle royal.
Puma has made his way into the ring and is now in a face to face stare down with C.M. Punk.
Striker: There is no doubt Joey that this match will provide highlights that will be talked about for years to come.
Styles: Both men have been split up so we can ring the bell.
The bell rings and C.M. Punk taunts Puma with a sarcastic face. Puma lunges in and the two tie up.
Striker: The action getting started here with a tie up and the two are dead even right now.
Styles: Both beginning to knee the other in the opposite sides. Puma strikes with an arm drag.
Striker: Punk right back up and takes down Puma with a clothesline, who springs right back up!!!
Styles: Now both men are facing each other with smiles on their face.
Striker: Clearly these men are well matched and it indeed will be a battle for that final spot in the Gift of the Gods battle royal.
Styles: Definitely as both men begin to move in a circle around the ring. Waiting for the other to make a move.
Striker: They come together in the center! Punk with mma like knees to the ribs of Prince Puma as he works him into a corner.
Styles: Punk beginning to stomp away at the ribs now as Puma slides to the mat. Head resting on one of the lower turnbuckles.
Striker: Here comes C.M. Punk with a running knee to the face of Prince Puma!
Striker: Punk is now picking up the remains of Puma. But counters with a stupidly loud chop!!!
Styles: Punk making a circle in pain now. And he walks into a stif right hand from Puma. Puma now making some punching combos on C.M. Punk.
Striker: Puma throwing him to the ropes and takes him down with a dropkick.
Styles: Puma picking up Punk but Punk gets a few kicks to the midsection. Punk now running to the ropes what’s this!?
Striker: Prince Puma tried to do the running cutter on Punk but C.M. Punk shoved Puma to the mat.
Styles: Punk picking him up and doing a body press like move on Puma. These guys are gonna go after each other with everything they for.
Striker: With only one spot left in the Gift of the Gods battle royal there is no doubt they will lay it all on the line.
Styles: Punk teasing maybe going for the Go To Sleep early. Up he goes.
Striker: Prince Puma counters with a poisoned Frankensteiner. Puma picking up C.M. Punk and setting him up on top of the turnbuckle.
Styles: Looks like he might be going for the Spanish fly.
Striker: Punk counters with an elbow to the side of Puma’s head. Now shoving Prince Puma to the mat.
Styles: What goes up must come down as C.M. Punk does that Macho Manesque elbow drop.
Striker: Punk again calling for the Go To Sleep!
Styles: Punk has Puma on his shoulders. Here comes the Go To Sleep!
Striker: But Prince Puma counters with a tornado ddt! Puma now dragging C.M. Punk over to the corner. Climbing the turnbuckle.
Styles: Puma hits the 630!!!! The cover One! Two! Three!!
Striker: Prince Puma is the final competitor for the Gift of the Gods championship battle royal!!! Which is coming up next!!!
Scene: Paul Heyman is sitting at his desk in what used to be Dario Cueto’s office. Heyman is writing on a piece of paper. Dario walks in with Matanza behind him.
Dario: You have my brother in tonight’s match but he is not in Jucio Des Dioses?
Heyman: No he is not. So I guess if he wants a shot at the Beast Incarnate he better win tonight.
Dario: No you see that’s not how it’s going to be.
Heyman: Oh no that’s exactly how it’s going to be. You see Dario, I know your used to throwing your weight around and it may impress some people. But I’ve been at this game a very long time. Your tactics do not scare me in fact I’m sure that the vast majority of the locker room is happy with the change in leadership. They favor me over you.
Dario: You may think that for now. Your days in that chair are numbered my friend.
Heyman: (Thinking face with lips curled in) Hmmmmm. You see all of what you said there was false. (Leans in) We aren’t friends Dario. Now get out of here your brother has a match to get ready for. Oh and I know he’s taken on your usual array of talent here but tonight he will have to deal with the likes of the man beast Rhyno. Then there’s also the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal Sabu.
Dario swallows hard and gets up and turns to leave the room.
Striker: Here it is!!! Championship time!!! Sixteen men and women are currently in the ring.
Styles: Absolutely right. In the ring we have Mack, Ivelisse, Son of Havoc, El Dragon Azteca jr , Taya, Spike Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley, Dvon Dudley, Marty “The Moth” Martinez, Tommy Dreamer, Chavo Guerrero, Kobra Moon, King Cuerno , Texano, Rob Van Dam and the Prodigal son of Boyle Heights Prince Puma.
Cage’s music comes on.
Striker: Cage won his match to open things up tonight and now he’s coming out here to try and claim the Gift of the Gods championship.
Styles: His size and strength are sure to bring an advantage to him since you have to eliminate the other luchadores by throwing them over the top rope.
Cage enters the ring looking at the other sixteen wrestlers.
Striker: And Joey there is a lot of talent in that ring tonight.
Arabian music comes on.
Striker: Oh my goodness. Look at the top of the stairs.
Sabu at the top of the stairs points to the sky in signature fashion.
Striker: This man is a maniac. A very well decorated wrestler who has inflicted pain all around the world he will definitely be a great addition to the Gift of the Gods battle royal.
Styles: The Sucidal, Homicidal, Genocidal Sabu is now in the ring with some of the best luchadores in the Temple I cannot wait to see what happens when that bell rings.
Rhyno’s entrance theme comes on.
Striker: I’ve always wanted to say this!!! Gore! Gore!! Gore!!! The man beast Rhyno has set foot in the Temple. I cannot believe all the great talent that has come to the temple to mix it up with our already great roster!!!
Rhyno climbs in the ring and gets nose to nose with Cage.
Styles: Rhyno is scared of no one and he’s making it very clear of that to Cage!!
Matanza’s music comes on.
Striker: The very scary brother of Dario Cueto making his way to the ring accompanied by his brother making his way to the ring.
Styles: We saw this monster of a human being tangle with two other monsters a few weeks ago when we saw Brock Lesnar decimate some of the best that the Temple has to offer. Now we are so close to finding out who will be the Gift of the Gods champion. Who will get the opportunity to challenge Brock Lesnar for his Lucha Underground Chamionship?
Striker: Who wants to?
Styles: An even better question from my colleague Mat Striker as Matanza gets in the ring. The other nineteen wrestlers are backing away to the other side of the ring giving the monster Matanza plenty of room.
Striker: Gore!!! Out of nowhere Rhyno Gore’s Matanza Cueto! The match no under way and again a Paul Heyman guy has proven Matanza can be knocked off his feet!!
Styles: Cage quickly and violently power bombs Spike Dudley to the floor. That’s the first elimination of the match.
Striker: Look what’s waiting for Cage as he turns around. The other two Dudley boys. Here it comes!!!
Styles: 3D!!!!
Striker: It was almost as if the entire ring stood still for a moment as that incredible 3D took place. Matanza now choking the life out of Tommy Dreamer over in a corner.
Styles: Van Dam coming up and jumping on the back of Matanza. Monkey flips both men out of the corner!!
Striker: On one of the other sides of the ring. Kobra Moon has The Moth on outeredge of the apron. However it seems she is struggling to seal the deal as Marty continues to fight back.
Styles: El Dragon Azteca jr and Prince Puma both assist with a pair of dropkicks! We are now down to eighteen.
Striker: The Dudley’s wasting no time as they come up behind and flip Kobra Moon over the top rope.
Styles: Ivelisse eliminates Chavo Guerrero!!!
Striker: Taya mixing up with Sabu. She delivers a strong round house, giving one heck of a dizzy spell.
Styles: Oh man!!! As soon as Taya turned around RVD hit her with one of his roundhouse kicks!
Striker: Matanza double chokeslams the Dudley boys out of the ring!!
Styles: Dreamer slid out to get a Singapore cane and smacks Matanza across the back!
Striker: A poor decision on his part as Matanza slowly turns around and grabs Dreamer by the throat!!
Styles: Wait here comes El Dragon Azteca jr, Prince Puma, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Rhyno and Cage. They have him on the ropes!!! Wait!! Matanza eliminates Van Dam and Dreamer. The rest are shoved off in various directions!
Striker: Rhyno coming back for more! Matanza has him over the rope on the apron. Matanza going for a running shoulder but Rhyno pulls the rope down and out goes Matanza!!!
Styles: The man beast has just eliminated Matanza Cueto!!!
Striker: and Cage just powerbombed Son of Havoc to the floor!
Styles: Rhyno still on the apron as Puma has now begun trying to eliminate the man beast. Goes for a dropkick but Rhyno catches his feet and throws him violently to the floor.
Striker: Puma’s head hit the barricade pretty hard there.
Styles: Cage gets a ddt from Sabu . He’s now going for the triple jump moonsault.
Striker: El Dragon Azteca jr pushes Sabu to the outside!!! Yet another has been eliminated.
Styles: Ivelisse eliminates Taya with a tarantula like move.
Striker: That’s a bad idea as she is now on the apron. And King Cuerno takes advantage of it with a super kick to the jaw!
Styles: Texano throwing Rhyno in the corner. Rhyno puts his big boot in Texano’s face to counter being rammed with his shoulder.
Striker: Cage trying to dump El Dragon Azteca jr over the top rope but Dragon Azteca is holding on to the bottom rope!
Styles: Texano picks up the legs of Cage and tries to throw him out Cage does a hurracanrana and eliminates Texano.
Striker: Cage’s feet almost touched the floor but he maintained! Cuerno and Dragon Azteca fighting in the middle of the ring.
Styles: Mack comes over to try and push Cage off the apron but is met with a hip toss and is eliminated!!!
Striker: What a battle royal so far as we are now down to four! We have King Cuerno, Rhyno, El Dragon Azteca jr, and Cage. Cage getting back in the ring. Rhyno goes for a Gore but Cage counters with a Massive discus lariat!!!
Styles: Cage getting back to his feet. Wow!!! Super kick by Cuerno on the left side of his jaw!
Striker: And Dragon Azteca with a super kick to the right side of Cage’s jaw. Down goes Cage!
Styles : Cuerno and Dragon Azteca looking at each other. C'mon guy your wasting too much time. Get one of these guys outta there.
Striker: The duo picking up Cage and heading over the ropes. Cage with great awareness elbows both men in the side of the head and connects with a double clothesline!!
Styles: Rhyno getting back to his feet. He grabs Cuerno and puts him over his head.
Striker: Huge press to the outside good bye King Cuerno!
Styles: Cage tries to hit the Discus lariat again but Rhyno ducks! Gore!! Rhyno now picking up Cage on his shoulders for an electric chair drop. What’s this?
Striker: El Dragon Azteca jr climbing on the turnbuckle. Dropkicks Cage off of Rhyno’s shoulders to the outside! We’re down to two!!
Styles: Rhyno tosses Dragon Azteca into a corner and climbs up to start punching him in the head.
Striker: After five punches Dragon Azteca jr tries to dump Rhyno over the side we have a new champ!!
Styles: Almost but Rhyno hangs on and too much pre celebration by Dragon Azteca in the ring look out!
Striker: Gore!!! Rhyno picking up what’s left of Dragon Azteca. He throws him over the rope!
Styles: But El Dragon Azteca jr grabbed the wrist of Rhyno. Pulls him into a clothesline.
Striker: Dragon Azteca jumps over Rhyno, hits him with a super kick. Rhyno tumbles out of the ring to the floor! El Dragon Azteca jr is your new Gift of the Gods champion!
Styles:From start to finish this match had a bunch of amazing moments. Congratulations to El Dragon Azteca jr on becoming the Gift of the Gods champion. Next week we start the Jucios des Dioses.
Striker: I’m Mat Striker and for my colleague who was so helpful in sitting in one more week Joey Styles. This has been Lucha Underground.
#lucha#lucha undergound#paul heyman#brock lesnar#rhyno#el dragon#prince puma#son of havoc#ivelisse velez#cage#matanzas#dario cueto#dudley boyz#rob van dam#sabu#i'm a machine#battle royale
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