#he gets aaaalllll the hoes

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Ship Trait Meme!!

I was tagged by @rhettsabbott to do this!! Thank you, it was fun!! Both for Alan Wake hoes this time around.

Rules: bold the themes that apply to your ship, and italicize the theme if it’s one-sided, within your story.

Navy Young and Tim Breaker (Alan Wake)

height difference (Tim 5'11, Navy 5'1) / mutual pining (they are both unsure if the other feels the same tho) / first kiss / wedding / in-jokes / lgbtq+ (bi4bi and Navy is nonbinary) / family disapproves / would die for each other / would kill for each other / fake relationship / arranged wedding / cuddlers / pda friendly / and they were roommates (does the rooms Mr Door puts them in count?) / holding hands / secret relationship / opposing worldviews / getting a pet (after the Dark Place I can see them getting a dog) / have kids / want kids / grow old together / relationship failures / rests head on shoulder / share a bed / relationship doubts / they have a song (zero by smashing pumpkins) / first date (is accidentally hitting him in the head with a flashlight then exploring the Dark Place together a date?) / sharing a blanket (if they have one) / mutual interests (Navy is also quite interested in the unnatural) / study buddies (studying the Dark Place) / bathing together / crash into hello / accidental nudity / laundry / same hobbies (both DnD nerds) / cooking for each other / big fancy gala / forehead touches / hair stroking (one of the only ways he can calm Navy down) / sitting on each other’s laps / sexual tension (Tim being clueless Navy feels the same but still being into Navy, Navy thinking everything about their pre relationship is sexual tension) / can’t be together / battle couple (fighting shadows in the Dark Place) / Friends to Lovers (ofc they were friends first!!) / Enemies to Lovers / Lovers to Enemies / keeping secrets / love after loss / exes / declaration of love (Navy had to be VERY clear she was not meaning "I platonically like you) / flirting (Navy only, Tim can't flirt to save his life) / love triangle / destructive romance / envy / “I Don’t Want to Ruin Our Friendship” / shared values / slow burn / does not end well / happily ever after (they escape the Dark Place eventually) / love letters

Lilith and Mr Scratch (Alan Wake)

height difference (Scratch 6'2, Lilith 5'1) / mutual pining / first kiss (Lilith was created by him so ofc he was her first) / wedding / in-jokes (not funny to others for various reasons) / lgbtq+ (bi4bi and Lilith is nonbinary) / family disapproves / would die for each other / would kill for each other (aaaalllll the time) / fake relationship / arranged wedding / cuddlers / pda friendly (maybe a little tooooo much) / and they were roommates / holding hands / secret relationship / opposing worldviews / getting a pet / have kids / want kids (god, can you imagine?) / grow old together / relationship failures / rests head on shoulder / share a bed (forever and always) / relationship doubts / they have a song (heel by toadies) / first date (murdering someone is a date, yeah?) / sharing a blanket / mutual interests (killing and murder and etc) / study buddies / bathing together (in blood sometimes) / crash into hello / accidental nudity / laundry / same hobbies (once more, killing and murder) / cooking for each other (she cooks for him) / big fancy gala (they've infiltrated one before to find a murder victim) / forehead touches / hair stroking / sitting on each other’s laps / sexual tension (they are constantly trying not to fuck at all times) / can’t be together / battle couple (err...murder couple) / Friends to Lovers / Enemies to Lovers / Lovers to Enemies / keeping secrets / love after loss / exes / declaration of love (as soon as he made her) / flirting (wayyy too much on Scratch's end) / love triangle / destructive romance / envy / “I Don’t Want to Ruin Our Friendship” / shared values (torment Alan?) / slow burn / does not end well (if you played the game you know) / happily ever after / love letters