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qlala · 2 years ago

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hi ive been thinking about vegetarian barry for the last week and a half Non Stop and rotating it in my mind and torn between "this would make being the flash so difficult with his dietary needs i think" and "this is somehow the funniest thing i have heard in ages, i must apply it to my own fics now" so. I might have to (when i finally get around to writing flash stuff beyond "he's here for a scene or two") he uh might at least be vegetarian? um? Thanks?

omg i LOVE this, thank YOU!! it is genuinely so funny and yet so much fun to think about at the same time. like knives out voice makes no sense…. compels me though

#mydetheturk #this is in the same box for me as giving len a random incongruous food allergy that is so specific that it never even comes up #despite it not being mentioned len IS allergic to pineapple in all of my fics #it’s an infinitely funny headcanon to me. so many ways to spin it out #he drinks at saints because he was a bartender there in the 90s and removed every pineapple drink from the menu #no one noticed because who’s buying a malibu sunset at saints and sinners #the owner was like okay one less ingredient i have to buy and accepted it #the flash meta

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