#he doesnt even have to do any crazy magic brainwashing thing twitchcels are actually just that stupid | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

blueberrymilkcookie · 3 days ago

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this was supposed to be a stupid doodle and then i started adding to it

if shadow milk ever became part of modern cookie society he would totally become a twitch streamer and pretend to be an e-girl to get a cult following of incel simps who donate a shit ton of money to him and attack everyone who criticizes him

#sorry the twitch layout isnt 1 to 1 i dont feel like actually going on the website to look for a good reference #tried to fit as many cookie puns in there as i could #some of them are from the actual game #the more i think about this idea the funnier it gets #he would definitely be like The One Minecraft Streamer That Shall Not Be Named and have a private account where all he does #is feed into his fans parasocial obsession with him by thirst trapping and also doing the whole “i love you guys <3” posting #he doesnt even have to do any crazy magic brainwashing thing twitchcels are actually just that stupid #all he needs to do is be pretty and he can get away with everything #down to spreading misinformation thirst-trapping calling people slurs on COD lobbies and of course sending his fans to harass ppl #just like e-girls in real life!#yall cant tell me he wouldnt do this it fits him to a T #shadow milk cookie #shitpost #my art #srb

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