#he doesn’t even know 😂👎

[cielokittyy]

Dazai x reader

Tw: Slightly suggestive comment, but I’m not sure 😭

Dazai being pathetic in the way that he constantly clings to you and pouting about the littlest of things. However, you shouldn’t mistake this behavior as love-pfft! As if! The thought of a man as cruel and despicable as him indulging into the pleasures of loving someone, was more than humorous.

Though, sometimes he wondered if holding someone as beautiful and ethereal as you, could somehow mend his scarce heart. He found this thought silly, but interesting enough to entertain. Him-a former mafia executive and a current scum-possibly learning how to be as pure and benevolent as you, would truly be a phenomenon. Or perhaps, instead of him mending to be as considerate as you, maybe his sinful presence would corrupt you into becoming more like him.

Either choice wasn’t very likely, but that didn’t stop Dazai from dazing off about this. It wouldn’t be until you tap his shoulder and give him that oh-so adorable frustrated look.

“Dazai! You’ve been dazing off for 30 minutes now! Kunikida is going to yell at you if you don’t finish some paperwork.”

You would say with that concerned tone in your voice. He was a bit selfish in the way he loved seeing his loved ones worry about his own being. Something about it was soothing to his soul. Dazai of course would respond with a cheeky answer.

“Oh but belladonna! I’ve been spending my time quite productively thinking about all the ways we could spend our time once we’re alone! You see, I had the perfect plan to-“

You cut him off by interrupting him with more scolding. Your relationship had gotten to the point where you could more easily tell what he would say next, much to his dismay.

Dazai didn’t listen to a word you said this time. Instead he sat there with a soft gaze, pondering on his earlier thoughts. You really were starting to become everything to him. Or maybe you were all along, and he’s just now noticing this. You eventually realized he wasn’t listening to you and decided to walk away with a sassy eye roll, causing Dazai to chuckle to himself. Perhaps love wasn’t so far from him than he thought, and instead it came in many different forms. It was obvious he couldn’t love normally like most humans, but it might not be an experience reserved for normal, healthy people.

Of course though, this certainly didn’t matter either way. He was a vile man with no hope and he warned you at the beginning of your relationship. Nothing could change his mind for he was nothing in this vast earth, unlike you. For now, he’ll have to settle with his own torturous mind before even considering “love”.

The end?

Honestly I started this off as a small rant and turned into more of a fanfic but ig it worked out lol

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Continued thoughts on Midnight Romance in Hagwon

because the re blogging got tired and confusing.

i know we need a little bit of conflict and we’re seeing how #passionate but i hope things don’t snowball for that student who had that one question with two answers. teachers sometimes are so stuck in their ways that any question on their checking or paper setting and they’ll be after you like a blood hound! trust me!

people in my country are so used to the idea that if you send your paper for rechecking you better be prepared for WAR, because they might give you the 2 marks you need but they’ll look for 10 marks to deduct 👎 they take it as a personal offense when it’s just human to make a mistake….

like our female lead going to bat for her student is real but babes these are treacherous waters…

help that teacher just dead ass looked at her like this when she explained the comprehension answer 😑

lmao why is the teacher so offended 😭 to be fair tuition teachers and teachers are always beefing (despite many doing both the jobs)

lmao now the spectacled loser is just getting angry 💀👎 apparently setting a paper is serious business but a student trying to get a vital point in an exam is cheating.

gag him queen! idgaf

now he’s seething because she said the question is old. before this he was trying to taunt her by saying that she was bad at her job for not being able to predict this question. drama!!!

what a fucking loser… grabbing her by the shoulder over a question paper. move queen, I’ll handle this

she’s still going when it genuinely looks like he’s going to hit her. honestly I want her to hit this mf with her bag.

her putting a pain relief patch :(

wi ja hoon looking good and not being a second lead, i won soooooo bad

wait has he liked her since he was 13…. (edit! I think she taught him when he was 19-20, i won 🙏 i had gotten confused by some 8th grade stuff that they were talking about)

knew as soon as she mumbled that he was going to show up 😂

she’s got his name saved as her pride and she glows like the sun, love her soooo bad

third wi ja hoon drama (for me) where he’s in love with someone older, love that. although the teacher and ex student thing is a new territory for me, idk how i feel about it just yet.

i hope the teacher who tried to practically hit seo hye jin (our female lead) doesn’t do anything drastic….

also went on MDL to check her name and why are people saying this show is hot garbage omg don’t do this to me. to be fair me and that site rarely agree so we move 🙏

her showing up to those restaurants where they can get closed door rooms is crazy after what he pulled 😭 only public places with people who lay hands on you !!! and with company

why does this apology feel like it’s coming with a MAJOR but

knew it lmao. the drums in the bgm are deeply unserious.

allll of this over a question. I know as a teacher, a private tutor showing up to your school telling you that you made a mistake can be annoying. you see this in South Asia as well, the teacher is right, students value the tuition classes more than the school but babes why are you talking about going to WAR 😭

he wants to go to war for teachers but this is just an ego battle. that apology was so fake.

cowboy shoot out music in the bgm and our lead just left. girl he’s weird af but i wish we sniffed something. we don’t know what he’s planning!

directors at these tuition places are greedy as hell. (my source?! crash course in romance 🤪)

lmao the conversation between the two characters taking the teacher test was actually so chill and respectful. I was waiting for the shoe to drop but it was amicable.

lmfaoooo not hye jin lurking around to see him complete the exam

the other language instructor shooting her shot, gotta take tips

mr. yoon for the tap on the wrong shoulder thing, aww

her with her big ass red umbrella is giving

he looks so adorable like a wet puppy 😭

lmaooo just realised even jun ho’s dad is a staple in the ahn pan seok universe. a dad in all 3! (recently saw him on atypical family)

my sister trying her best to ensure he keeps a good job when he’s already left it

him saying his love life isn’t any of her business made me bust out laughing bc he’s going to be a menace in hers isn’t he 💀

one thing I love about this creator is that everyone in his shows looks so real. the actors are gorgeous yes, breathtaking. but the way they dress, the way their hair is done, it’s all so natural.

standing under an umbrella under as rain pours down, faces like 3 inches away from each other, he’s asking her to address him as an instructor with the biggest smirk 😂😂😂

that was an abrupt finish lmao give me more

a subway sponsorship, can’t wait for them to eat a dry ass sandwich soon 😭

well this was fun ❤️ let’s do another

[smithsonian-official]

wow my mentor rn is just so hard to work with like it’s not even his fault he doesn’t really know how to train apprentices but he doesn’t give me anything to do or teach me anything and then blames me for it and gets irritated when i have “unnecessary downtime” like maybe there isn’t a job to do every second of every day. and if there IS a job you should probably teach me how to do it instead of talking behind my back about how i don’t do anything… five more weeks of this 😂👎 i didn’t even mind it all until my coworker mentioned he was talking about me when i wasn’t there

[in-sempiternam]

🌟🎀 for Donas, 💦🔥💋😳 for Adel, 👍😉💗👎 for Nars, 👍🎆💘 for Morgana. Andddd....! 3 bonus questions, any emoji and char you would like!

Oh boy… we’re gonna dig up some dirt here… *sweats nervously*Under the cut though.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation ?I think demisexual is most fitting for him. He does need to be emotionally attached to someone to be sexually attracted. Gender/Sex is secondary. 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? That would be Juliette.

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?Nobody knows, not even himself and he doesn’t care either.

🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? Big Nope.💋 How many people has my muse slept with? Oooffff! Not *that* many, considering his age and position. Beside his wife, he had his two mistresses and sees prostitutes sometimes. IDK, maybe 50?😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? I have to opt for Mariella on this one, I guess. Sexually it was superb - perhaps a little too good, to a point where he was addicted to her. Emotionally,it was draining and destructive.

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? He’s totally okay with both, but he’s more used to being the one asking. For some reason,it’s often shy girls that are interested in him, so he learned to pick up the most subtle cues and make a move accordingly.😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?He doesn’t have fetishes and is pretty tame in the things he likes. Sexy undies and a bit of extra fabric for him to play with, is more than enough. If you’re bold enough for a striptease, he’d enjoy that a lot, too. 💗 Has my muse ever been in love?He’s always a little bit in love with a girl he’s involved with. He wouldn’t if he weren’t. But he’s never experienced that all consuming kind of love, the all or nothing, the to die for, the burning, the passion, the can’t live without the other, the kind of love that turns a person into a complete and utter fool.👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? No. While he currently maintains open relationships with multiple girls, mostly friends with benefits type of relationships, if he were to find and settle for “the one”, that would be a finite decision. What would be the point otherwise?

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? Dates? What dates? She’s doing casual hookups and doesn’t care who’s doing the asking, as long as it happens. 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy?😂😂😂😂😂No.💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? Okay, this pretty much exclusively applies to platonic relationships with family members,but if she loves you,she will protect you at all times from everyone and everything, no matter what. She will do her best to cheer you up, when you’re down or just sit through it with you, if that’s what you need. She will tell you the uncomfortable truth you might need to hear, when no else does. And she will kiss your forehead and tell you, what you a stupid dickhead you are.

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?Even though they had been married for a while already, she was still a bit scared of Adel by the time they started to be more physical with eachother. She was very nervous, but he was gentle and patient and she fondly remembers the tenderness and the intimacy of that night.

💲 Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? Since she’s been born into a family of status and riches, there were requirements for a potential spouse to be close to her own ranks and wealth. She grew up with that mindset and didn’t question it for a long time. Technically, her answer would be no, because she’s rich herself, so money is not of a particular appeal in a man. She prefers a strong personality and decent looks.

🎀Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?Very likely Sammael. (and maayyybeee she actually already did that. Wooops)

[conscience-killer]

👎😂💻🎲💍☕️ and hell, let's do ☺️ lol ENJOY

*cracks knuckles* alrighty then!

👎 - if you could change something in one of your works, what would you change and why?

I’ve said it before but I’d rewrite the whole of Checkmate if I gave anything resembling a shit, because it was pretty much my first fic and goddamn it fucking shows lol. The only reason it’s still around is due to a weird sentimentality; it was a neat time in fandom overall.

😂 - a line that made you laugh out loud

I think overall Barty is probably my most laugh-out-loud kinda fic BUT let’s have a moment for this segment (you’re getting a segment) in East Jesus Nowhere which I’ll have to admit made me giggle when I wrote it:

“I’ve always wanted to try double anal,” Dennis suggests finally, from someplace behind him. Cricket is grateful that the sociopathic prick doesn’t see him wince in response. That shit would only spur him on.

“I dunno, man,” Mac replies. “Our dicks rubbing together like that? Sounds pretty gay, dude.”

“Gayer than being inside a man’s ass in the first place? You know what, fuck it.” Dennis sighs with exasperation. “Take his mouth. You can close your eyes and pretend it’s a woman. Remember when you liked women, Mac?”

“I’ll close my eyes and pretend it’s your goddamn mom, asshole!” Mac roars.

A scuffle from behind, a hard slap and the sound of tender skin being raked with sharp nails.

“Okay, but this is not a gay thing, dude,” Mac mumbles, the intonation of his voice not dissimilar to a child who’s been told he can’t have dessert until he finishes his broccoli. “This is asserting dominance.”

“Fine. Assert your dominance in his goddamn mouth already.”

💻- three works of yours that are must reads

Ok I’m going solo here because joint would make this waaaaay more brainpower:

Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) - Still my fave thing I ever wrote and I’m forever grateful to it for a) pulling me out of a slump and b) introducing me to the best goddamn muse I ever had. (miss u sm dude 😢) Still amazes me how well that fic actually did considering the context!

All His Suits Are Torn - Listen. Even half-burned crack-addled ringworm-infested homeless people need love. Even if that love comes from fucking a sex doll in the most unorthodox way possible. #givesuitsachance 

Legit though it was a criminal amount of fun to write and I think that comes across in the story. Despite the subject. :D

When the Sun Goes Down - Sometimes I go off the rails when I write in the most cathartic way possible. Same deal writing Cricks, really, but this was kinda the audacious beginning of all that drug-fuelled chaos. Having A Past is a lot of fun to channel into words.

🎲- your favorite chapter/part from a multiparty series

I think it’s probably still Birb 5, actually! All hail Space Lenny and everything he represents.

💍- your most underrated story

Well, I could say suits again (hashtaggivesuitsachance), but I understand that premise isn’t for everyone. Because, yeah. So I’m gonna say Lost Souls Forever. Controversial, I know! Now, that fic got an amazing reception and I still glow with pride and shit when I think about how people were theorising and whatnot in the comments. But, and here’s the but, it was an absolute cunt to plan and very nearly broke me for good. It’s still to this day some of our best writing, and for two people burned out on writing porn, the result of that foolhardy idea for a pure porn chapter was pretty goddamn special. Fuck knows where we pulled that from. Anyways it’s a very of-the-moment kinda fic and it was a Big Deal at the time but obviously it doesn’t work in context anymore and part of me is angry about that just because It. Was. Pain. Also it still sits behind Lenny in kudos and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

☕️- favorite passage

Imma bust this out from The Bartender and the Thief because my fave passage still hasn’t changed from the last time I did one of these:

Dennis’ expression is unreadable, but then, it often is. Perhaps presenting his dick in all its strawberry blond glory to the Gang’s resident sociopath isn’t his wisest manoeuvre, but the tantalising prospect of finally getting one over on the vainglorious cunt is just too delectable to pass up. Besides which, he’d been horny as all holy fuck ever since Mick the Dick (a misnomer; the guy is hung like a button mushroom) left him hanging after that apeshit rottweiler chased them out of the junkyard this afternoon. He’d been planning to rub one out for closure but then had happened upon the bottle of possibly-scotch-possibly-piss, and decided to just get good and wasted instead. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inability to prioritise.

☺️- a line that made you feel a fluffy happiness

*trollface* Fine I’ll bite. From Time to Pretend (which is probably the closest thing to fluff I’ve ever written, also contains a gangbang glhf):

Cricket smiles and holds Charlie a little bit tighter. It feels incredible, knowing that another person has enjoyed his company – even if it’s only for one chemical-fuelled, bemoaning life’s woes sort of night.

Sure, it was followed by a big ol’ metaphorical kick in the balls but it was a sweet moment, while it lasted. :)

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Vincenzo episode 3

Not the goon having the Itaewon class chestnut 🌰 haircut

Vince is finally back to his roots drinking wine 🍷 (I am actually obsessed with emojis)

One way to win a rattle a suit man on tv is to know his tailoring or know when to attack his tailoring ( Schmidt from New Girl losing to make a speech because Cece spoke about his cuff links, rent free in my head. Or Barney’s 80000 suits during his wedding)

Relax 😂

he’s trying to rattle you sister 🤨

girl the man has already talked to your father 😭

me trying my level best not to ruffle through taecyeon’s hair through the screen

lmao he’s got the Italian hands and positive reinforcement 🤌 (taecyeon) but I fear she’s about to lose that money…

apparently opening the collar button of your shirt is my thing because why does he look that good

someone must have a gif of this

Dating people you work with always ends in a disaster. Amen 🙏

my poor chef is in a toxic workplace relationship with Vince 😭

noooo it’s just cheese and sauce how could it be bad

lmao is he going to make the young boy study. honestly why not ?! cigarette smoking is injurious to health

my man deadass walked in with a line like ‘your mother wouldn’t like this’ 👎 except he looks cooler than me saying it

lmao don’t threaten random adults in fact if they talk to you just run 😭 even if they mean well like wdym you’ll give them cash

they’re getting whacked this is so funny and embarrassing (for them) 😭

funnily enough remove the suspicion and everything the cop says about him sounds like someone trying to make up their mind if they like someone

damn junwoo’s sneakers are really white

remember a YouTuber talking about how it’s nice that a lot of kdrama villains are straight up evil, no redemption for you because WHY are you killing people for your trial here 😭

oh no is he taking him to his mom without knowing

the scene change from hospital to just shots and shots lmaooo

Chayoung noooo 💀

That blazer is very cool actually but the lawyer lady is going to kill you 😭

lmao my man’s keep your promises and do good era. told his cheating man to stop cheating on his wife

lmaooo why are Chayoung and queenie beefing this much 💀

I feel like her dad need not be worried she’ll probably get fired soon. I just hope she doesn’t end up as a fall guy 😭

I cannot believe my man got beaten to a pulp by his boss and is still working like stop 😭

LMAOOOO lawyer dad gagged me and Vincenzo. He knew !!!

so he did see him

this dad has a good head on his shoulders

oh lord who are they trying to kill now

the witness, nooo RUNNNN

‘Do you wanna die’ ahhh she’s so cute

no why would she say that during a fight 😭 I mean point maybe but still ouch

also not Vincenzo hitting every possible piece of furniture be serious

lawyer dad stay alive I’m so serious

the get them both by lawyer lady, chayoung having that fight and them drinking alone is so ominous

everyone’s about to die 😭😭😭

RUN BESTIE RUN

I cannot watch her father die NOOOO

the whistleblower is dead after trying hard, lawyer dad is practically giving out his death wish and describing what Vincenzo is probably about to do. Vincenzo practically hangs out with this man as if he’s his dad MAKE IT STOP stay alive uncle

the devil is sitting in front of you

are they going to get shot before he can answer

SHE COULDN’T SAY GOODBYE AND KNOW HER DAD WASN’T REALLY ANGRY. HE DOESN’T GET TO SEE HER

I saw this coming and I’m still so mad NOOOO

I AM GOING TO DECIMATE BABEL AND THAT LAWYER LADY, WATCH ME