#he does it anyway and keeps accidentally psudo kidnaping heros and villians
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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 10 months ago
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Danny: Hey guys! Wanna see me pull a rabit out of a hat?
Tucker: I mean, sure I guess
Sam: No, that's lame and overdone. Get me a pet bat.
Danny: One bat coming up!
Danny: *pulls Batman halfway out of the tophat*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Batman: *scowling*
Tucker: *hastily whispering* Shove him back in! Shove him back in!
Danny: *shoves Batman back in*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Tucker: Are we going to get in trouble for this or...?
-Meanwhile, at the batcave-
Tim: *witnessing Batman get pulled halfway into a portal* WTF?!
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koolaidmansb1tch · 9 months ago
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I love how that last bit kind of implies that very occasionally he can sometimes actually do a regular old shitty magic trick. Like if he’s gonna try and do a shitty magic trick for the Observants he’s probably got a 1/500 chance of getting an actual magic trick.
He took that chance and then…
This Guy.
Who is This Guy?
He looks like some Pariah Dark wannabe from Wish.
And why does everyone look so terrified all of a sudden?
Who is This Guy???
Danny: Hey guys! Wanna see me pull a rabit out of a hat?
Tucker: I mean, sure I guess
Sam: No, that's lame and overdone. Get me a pet bat.
Danny: One bat coming up!
Danny: *pulls Batman halfway out of the tophat*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Batman: *scowling*
Tucker: *hastily whispering* Shove him back in! Shove him back in!
Danny: *shoves Batman back in*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Tucker: Are we going to get in trouble for this or...?
-Meanwhile, at the batcave-
Tim: *witnessing Batman get pulled halfway into a portal* WTF?!
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