#he dodges past like 90% of them but sometimes Myc gets him with one and he gets so SPITTING MAD HE CAN BARELY SPEAK. JUST GLITCHING

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AB seems like such an easy guy to mess with lmao any headcanons about Myc pranking our favorite robot?

AAAA FUCK <333 THIS IS SO UNBEARABLY CUTE SMDNSMD

SFW BELOW JUST

NO YOURE CORRECT HE'S SO EASY TO FUCK WITH. He's such a prideful little bastard and Myc (+Andre tbh he’s not missing out on this) take FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS

HE'S JUST THIS SCOFFING, SCOWLING, GLOWERING LITTLE FUCK. HE THINKS HE'S ~SOOOO~ SMART AND POWERFUL AND BETTER THAN ~EEEVERYONE~ ELSE. CAN’T STAND BEING MADE FUN OF. FUCK YES THEY'RE GONNA MESS WITH HIM, ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU’D THINK THEY’D TONE IT DOWN ONCE HE BECOMES MOBILE, BUT NOPE THERES NO ESCAPE FROM THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS

Andre does some messing around when he's asleep and reroutes some wiring. Left is right and right is left and AB is stumbling around like a newborn deer

he goes to extend his left hand and,, his right one goes out?? AND HE JUST STARTS SHAKING WITH RAGE BECAUSE GODDAMIT HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THEY FUCKING DID-

HE GOES TO LOOK LEFT TO GLARE AT THEM HIS HEAD GOES THE OTHER WAY??? TAKING A STEP FORWARD MAKES HIM MOVE BACKWARDS?? HE'S NEVER SWORN SO MUCH IN HIS FUCKING LIFE

lunging at them but forgetting they inverted his directions and he instead slams his head into a wall <3333 the moment he gets himself sorted out they're getting minced

SPEAKING OF MESSING WITH HIS CODING THERES SO MUCH THERE

Messing w/ his base language so that he can Only Speak French. Because french is the least intimidating language in the world and they can't stop laughing at how fucking Goofy he sounds <3333 (alternatively making him speak backwards smndsnmd)

reworking some stuff in his eyes so he can only see in infrared - he doesn’t see why they would do that, until these two get some Thermal Cloaking Outfits from the science labs </3

OH OR EVEN JUST MILD INCONVENIENCES?? Kinda like upping smbs mouse sensitivity - everything is just a Little Off so AB keeps knocking shit over and he can't place whats wrong but he KNOWS THEY DID SOMETHING, GIGI >:(

Gigi, mind you, is sitting back watching the chaos bc she swears to God these three barely qualify as adults smdsndsmd <3333

TLDR MYC AND ANDRE MAKE AB'S LIFE ABSOLUTE HELL <33333 THANK YOU FOR THE CUTE ASK