#he disapears into the smoke instead

[za0mbie]

Back in the clutches of au ideas, never seen a cheshire barnaby and?? I needed it??????

[for-quill-with-love]

I didn't sleep well that night.

There was no correlation to that and the very worrying conclusions that came from the strangers who'd gotten a hold of my comm number. Not in the slightest.

It was a relief when sunrise came, and at the first hint of the sky lightening I stumbled outside and onto the hill above my base.

I sat in the grass to watch it come up.

I never tired of watching the sunrise.

The sunlight kissed my face as I tilted my head up to catch it. I let my eyes close, enjoying the simple pleasure of it.

For the first time since I could remember, I was happy.

Something in the way it ached told me I hadn't been happy for a long time before that. It was as bittersweet as a glistering melon.

I let myself bask in the sunlight until another message buzzed through my comm, pulling me out of my thoughts and back to the present.

I needed to go check out that mineshaft.

I answered as many messages as I could stand while I gathered the supplies I would need for a mining trip. Surely it wouldn't hurt to get geared up, even if I found nothing that could tell me anything about why I was here.

It was surreal, facing it again.

I inspected the entrance, but there was nothing apart from the rough wood and the leaves and the swallow dip I'd fallen into when I'd first arrived into this world.

So, I ventured deeper.

There was a dark hole at the back of the tunnel, vines and ladders and leading down into the depths. I used the vines to climb down, not trusting the ancient ladders.

It was so different, compared to the typical abandoned mine.

For one, it was practically overgrown. And the supports were made from cobblestone instead of the typical oak wood.

There were still cobwebs though. And plenty of ore.

I spent a while exploring the passages and digging up all the iron and coal I could get my hands on. It was crucial to get enough iron to make tools and armor and weapons for when I eventually came across things trying to kill me.

There was another silk cocoon. I found an enderpearl inside of this one.

It was a relief to know there would be some way of gathering resources from mobs I couldn't kill. Even if it meant scooping up their remains from these weird silk things.

Even more of a reason to find as many resources as I could this trip. Enderman and skeletons had spawned in this world once, even if they weren't now. The could again.

I also found a new ore in the walls of this cave, but it crumbled in a way that told me I would need an iron pick to knock it out of the stone around it.

I went to pull up some of the spruce wood to use for a crafting bench, when I heard a call from down the tunnel.

That didn't sound like anything I'd ever heard before.

I followed the sounds to a little gray creature, wearing a backpack and some sort of cloak.

When I walked up to it, he gave a little cheer and puffed away in a ball of smoke and the vwoop of a teleport.

I could still hear it. The little guy hadn't gone far. And he was still taunting me. I followed the calls again.

And again.

Was it playing? It sure seemed to be playing hide and seek with me.

After I found it the third time, It tossed me a pouch from it's bag before it disapeared. There was an enchanted iron pick inside. It only had unbreaking and efficiency, but it was made of iron!

I wouldn't have to wait to smelt my own iron ore to get that new ore I'd found. I went back for it, and pulled as much as I could out of the stone walls before following the cave deeper.

It spat out into a big cavern on deepslate level. Hopefully I could find some diamonds down here. That would do leaps and bounds for me. If I had enough, I would be able to build my own enchanting table.

Without books I wouldn't be able to get very strong enchantments, but at least it would be a start.

I found more strange rocks in this cave,

The red and white stuck out against the deepslate like a beacon in the sky, and I broke off several chunks to experiment with when I got back to base.

It was softer than the deepslate at least. It didn't take long to get plenty of it. And it was pretty enough I would likely want to come back for more. I noted down the coordinates. At least I could still write notes to myself on this new comm.

I had a feeling that I hadn't figured out how to use it completely yet.

I followed the cave to it's deepest dead end, and when i turned to retrace my steps, I saw a glimer from the corner of my eye.

Diamonds. Finally.

I turned to share the good news, excitement racing shivers down my arms.

Why wasn't there someone there? I was expecting someone else.

My excitement was doused with a bucket full of numb confusion. It took the breath from my chest, slumping me against the cold deepslate. My torch clattered to the ground. It had slipped from my hand.

I was homesick. Homesick for someone I had no memories of. I could almost hear her laughter echoing in the cave if I tipped my ears just right--

Why was I crying? I'd just found diamonds! I climbed my way up and pried them out of the deepslate, before moving on. If I could find a few more, I would be able to have enough for that enchanting table.

Instead I stumbled upon skulk. I didn't want to tangle with a warden. At least not until I had enchanted diamond armor and a powerful bow, so it was time to head back.

I followed my torches back to the surface, stumbling over the stupid slippers I still hadn't replaced with something better.

I was going to make boots in the morning. I was sick of aching feet.

When I got back to my base, I shoved iron ore and coal into my furnace to smelt as I slept. It would keep my little shelter warm during the night.

As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was out like a light.

[kaeyasstarlight]

A Sleeping Beauty(Husband!/Prince!Shoto Todoroki x Wife!/Aurora!Reader)(Royal/Sleeping Beauty AU)

A.N: I hope you will like this scenario and I had fun writing it :D I will probably do more Disney stories like this with other characters and have fun reading! :)

If I made a mistake feel free to tell me! :)

Genre:Fluff

Warnings: Female pronouns(She/Her)

Story Used:"Sleeping Beauty" Disney adaptation

"Daddy! It's time for my bed time story!",your 4 years old kid yells(You can choose a girl,a boy or a non-binary kid).

"I'm coming princess/prince/royal",your husband Shoto responds while smiling at you both's creation.

He thanks you everyday for giving him the most beautiful gift you could have given him, a child of his own.

He goes sit on the bed of his kid and he sees your down expression on your face while you pass in the hallway.

You have been feeling down lately because of work, but you didn't want to show it to your family, but Shoto knows you too well and saw that you were down. An idea pops in his head at this moment.

"Hey Honey? Would like to come listen to the story with us. The one of today is special.", you smile at him

"Of course. I'll go get a blanket and I'm coming."

You then get back with the big blanket and put it on you, Shoto and your kid.

"So, you said that today's story was special?",you look at your husband.

"Yes. I took a story and changed it a bit at my manner."

"I'm excited to see", said your kid with a big grin on their face.

"Ok, so here it is":

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of (Your Country), was born a beautiful princess named Y/N L/N.

"Just like mommy!", said your kid while cutting Shoto's story.

"Yes just like Mommy, and she was just as beautiful as your mother."

You knew where this was going and a smile popped on your face at his actions.

For the birth of the princess, their parents has organized a big event where all the kingdom and the Kingdom of the king Enji who had just gotten a fourth kid nammed Shoto, was invited. The parents(I made it so it works if you have two moms or two dads), had invited three fairies and they each would give the princess a gift. The first one, Katsuki, gave the princess the gift of beauty. The second one, Tenya, gave the princess the gift of a beautiful voice.

"For now the story works with mommy's description"

"You think so",said Shoto

"Yeah! Mommy is very beautiful and she has a pretty voice when she sings"

"You don't have to say all that",you respond while blushing a bit

"Also the prince has the same name as you daddy"

"Yeah. Imagine the princess and the prince ends up together like me and mommy."

"It would be so cute!"

"Before you continue, does the fairies has the same names as uncle Kacchan and uncle Iida?"

'Yeah, and the third one's name is Izuku just like uncle Midoriya"

"Ohhhhh you can continue"

Shoto continues:

When it was the turn of the third fairy,Izuku, a big amount of smoke appeared. It was the shapeshifter witch Himiko Toga.

"No one invited me to the party? How sad. Well I guess I can also give something to the little girl now that I'm here."

"No! You won't touch her and get her blood you crazy witch!"

"Oh come on! You know I have something better. You didn't invite to the celebration when you know I love parties. You know what? I'm gonna give the princess a gift! She will pick her finger on a spinning wheel on her sixteenth birthday and die!"

"NO!", yelled your parents

Himiko then disapeared in a cloud of smoke. The third fairy hasn't given her gift yet. He decides to give her the gift that instead of dying, she will fall into a deep slumber until someone gives her a true love kiss. The parents of the girl orders that all spinning wheels of the kingdom must be burned and the parents decides to let their daughter live with the fairies in a cottage in the forest.

Many years later, the princess turns into a beautiful and wonderful woman. She doesn't know her parents are the royal family and she thinks she's just a peseant and that Katsuki,Tenya and Izuku educated her after her parents died. It is now Y/N's sixteeth birthday and the fairies wants to organize her a surprise party.

"Y/N? Could you please go gather berries for the dessert tonight?", said Tenya.

"Of course! I'll be back later!"

"And don't forget not talk to strangers!",reminded Katsuki

Y/N left the house and went to go gather the berries in the forest. The girl then decided to go by the river a little while. The animals then gather aroud her. She always had a good relationship with animals and she taught they could understand her.

Meanwhile, the prince Shoto, who has also become a handsome young man, was out with his horse and heard the voice of the girl. He got struck by the beauty of her voice he wanted to know who she was. He tried to follow the voice but on his way, he fell into a pound.

On the side of the river, Y/N is talking with animals about the fact that her godfathers stills treats her like she's a child and she wishes she could meet someone. She then tells them she met someone "Once Upon A Dream". While she tells her dream about her walking with a prince, some of the animals finds the cape,the boots and the hat of the prince and takes them.

(At this part you can listen to the song "Once Upon A Dream" to be more in the ambiance ;) )

The animals acts as the prince of Y/N's dream and dance with her. She is getting directly in the scene and dances with them while pretending she's talking to the prince from her dream. Then at a moment, the real prince Shoto starts to sing. She's surprised at first and tries to go away because he's a stranger. He then tells her: "Don't you remember? You said it yourself, we already met, "Once Upon A Dream"".he then starts to sing again. The princess then gets confidence in him and dances with him like this.

Shoto makes you stand up and puts his hand on your waist. He makes you sway in his arms to slow dance just like the prince with the princess in the story. He starts to sing the song and you get along with it. You both are twirling in your kid's room and having a romantic moment like you never had. Your kid looks at the both of you with amazed eyes and claps at the end of your performance.

"Let's go back to the story shall we?",Shoto says after you both sat down again on the bed.

Y/N invites the young man to meet her godfathers at dinner and he accepts. Meanwhile, at the cottage, the fairies had some trouble to organize the party so they decided to use their magic.

"HUH?! Why the hell would you want to make the dress Blue?! It would obviously be better in Pink!(I can't belive I wrote that haha)",said Katsuki

"Kacchan I was just proposing an idea, but I think that the Blue would be better on Y/N",responded Izuku

"Hell nah! I have way better fashion sense than you damn nerd! She would be so much better in Pink!"

While they were arguying, Tenya was trying to make a cake with no big succes the normal way. With magic, it gave a better result and it looked so delicious. Unfortunately, all the magic that Katsuki, Tenya and Izuku were making was leaving traces and it caught the attention of Himiko's sidekick, Dabi. He hides behind the house and Y/N arrives back home. She tells her godfathers that she has fallen in love, but they don't know it's the prince. They tell her that she's the princess and that she's already engaged to the prince Shoto and they will bring her back to the castle tonight. She goes in her room crying because won't be able to be with the stranger she fell in love with.

Dabi overheard the conversation and went to tell Himiko that the princess would be at the castle tonight.

Meanwhile,the prince tells his father he wants to marry a peseant, which the king Enji is not pleased about.

"SHOTOOO! YOU CAN'T MARRY A PESEANT! YOU'RE ENGAGED TO THE PRINCESS Y/N!"

Shoto didn't care about his father and would go to the dinner at the cottage tonight anyways.

Y/N gets all dressed and ready for her birthday celebration and be with her parents again, but then a glow apears in the room. She follows it by curiosity. The fairies then also see the glow when they come to go get Y/N and try to go as fast as they can to stop her. Unfortunately, they came too late and the beautiful princess was on the floor. Himiko laughs at her victory:

"Hahahaa! I did it! The princess is dead and you came too late!", she disapears and the fairies put the princess in a bed in the highest tower of the castle. They put all the people from the castle in a deep slumber just like Y/N. Before they fell asleep, the king Enji and the parents of Y/N were talking and the fairies understand that the man Y/N fell in love with was the prince. When they go back to the cottage, they realize the prince has already been taken to Himiko's hideout.

"So....", Himiko shows to Shoto his princess in a deep slumber.

"Would you look at that. The beautiful princess you fell in love with has been put in a deep slumber. I think I should let her like this until you become old and raged while she didn't age a bit and you won't be together."

"NO!", Shoto yells.

Y/N was one of the only person Shoto trusted and wanted to be with forever and he was gonna lost her. When Himiko leaves the prince alone, the fairies rescue him and give him a sword and a shield to fight the witch.

Himiko tries to stop Shoto to go in the castle by putting thorns around it, but without succes for her, because the prince breaks them in a sway of his sword. She turns into a big dragon to confront him and the prince fights her furiously. At a moment, he throws the sword into her heart to kill her(I'm sorry TwT I love Toga I didn't want to kill her but it's for the sake of the story TwT).

The prince goes up to the highest tower of the castle and finds his beautiful princess on the bed. He goes closer to her to kiss her on the lips. She wakes up and sees her love smiling at her. They go together in the ballroom and Y/N's parents are glad to see her again after all those years. They all go in a hug and Y/N goes back to her prince and they dance together. While they dance, Katsuki and Izuku are still fighting over the color of the dress.

"I told you Pink, you damn nerd!"

"-_- You know what at this point I won't even try Kacchan."

They then got married a few months later and got many beautiful/handsome childrens.

The end.

"Wow! They ended up together just like you two! It's so cool!", your kid says didn't realizing it was you two all along.

Thanks to Shoto, your sad expression of earlier was long gone.

"It was a beautiful story Sho", you say smiling at him

"I'm glad you both liked it", Shoto responds.

Your kid yawns and you tug them in their bed.

"Goodnight my baby",you say to them.

"Goodnight mommy and daddy,I love you"

"Goodnight", you both say to them.

You peek throught the door to see that they are already asleep.

"So.... Many kids huh?", you say smirking a bit at him.

He also smirks at you and says:"I mean I wouldn't mind giving them a sibling.", he goes closer to you to kiss you on the lips and then rub your arms.

"Would you like to?", he says.

"I wouldn't mind either. You want to start now?", you respond.

He responds to you by smirking.

It's gonna be a long night... ;)

A.N: I hope you enjoyed this story. I had fun writing it and I will probably do more scenarios like this with other characters and stories :)

Have a nice day or night and remember to take care of yourselves! <3 (I'm on my period right now so I try to take care of myself TwT)

You are beautiful and loved! <3

See you soon!

[xxx-wounded-angel-xxx]

Travel to Fate - Felix Volturi

As I reached 100 notes on my Paul Lahote x reader, I decided to post another fic! So here it is, with one of my favorite vampire. In this OS, the reader is Bella's sibling, tagging along with her and Alice as they go to Italy to save Edward. But maybe [Y/N] will find more than an annoying vampire ?

Travel to Fate - Felix Volturi x gender neutral! swan! reader

Being in Volterra, Italy was definitly not on my plans, but here I am, thanks to my sister.

When Edward Cullen left her and his family disapeared, I thought that they would never show up again. But the emo gods must have another plan for us because I am sitting in the back of a car Alice stole, on our way to save Edward from his stupid suicide attempt, while my earphones are blasting Jimmy Eat World's Bleeding American, trying to not think of the fact that we are running toward the vampire royal family , to whom the fact that I was human could get me killed.

Soon Bella has to go racing to her stupid ex-boyfriend that she is still in love with, while Alice and I take care of the car. At first, Alice did not wanted me to go with her, but damned for damned I would not let myself get left behind alone in a place where I cannot speak the language. So here we are, looking at Bella's reunion with Edward. But the thing is... They are not alone. Two tall men are here too. Holy smoke, one of them is 2m tall! Feeling intimidated with my 1.55 m, I look down at my scribbled converse. It doesn't supress the pull I feel toward him, so when he asks me who I am I dare to meet his eyes, and surprisingly see his look soften.

"I'm [Y/N], Bella's sibling." Now I knew why I needed to go with Bella: it was him, his soul was calling for me. I knew I would spend eternity loving him, I was his.

A young and pretty girl walked toward us, distracting me from my thoughts. That's how I learnt that his name was Felix... Uneased to the whole situation, I walked close to him, as his presence reassured me, to follow the blond girl.

Everything in the throne room went throught a blur, all I could really think about was him. When I picked my thoughts together, I ended up following Demetri to the place where we should wait for the sun to settle down. With a pat on the head and a smile, Demetri left me with my sister and the Cullens.

After one look at Bella and Edward, I sat on the floor, and taking my mp3 player out of my pocket, I put on my earphones and looked for Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge . I closed my eyes, and got lost in the music.

I was humming along The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill Us , when I felt someone starring at me. Opening my eyes, I noticed Felix, looking at me softly. It should be illegal to be this beautiful.

I adressed him a timid smile before taking off my earphones, and accepting the help he offered me to get up. I could feel my sister tensing up bahind me but Alice reassured her. "They're his mate, no one will harm them."

Understanding that she had no saying in it, my sister did not say anything, but her eyes did not left me until I left the room, following Felix.

Surprisingly, he took me to an amazing garden, filled with my favorite flowers, their sweet smell in the air. He lead me to a bench, and we sat down. We were covered by shadows, which prevented his skin to glimmer like jewel stones. I felt so small close to him, yet I've never felt safer in my whole life. If that's what Bella could feel with Edward, I started to understand her better.

He then proceed to explain me the mate bond, how our souls were bound together, and the futur waiting for me. I would come back to Forks to graduate along my sister, and instead of going to college I would go to Volterra and move in with him. Honestly, it was way better than being killed for knowing the existence of vampires, and I liked the idea of a vampire lover. In that supernatural mess i got thrown in because of my sister, I had won a soulmate and eternity to read as much as I want. And for that, blood is a reasonable price to pay.

We spent the rest of the day together, and as he left me with a kiss, I caught myself hoping that graduation would come soon, so I could get my happy ever after and the love I've longed for. Felix and I will have eternity together...

[bronwiebear-brad]

Somebody to you - 1/3.

Warnings: this fictional story will include mature content, language, and themes including but not limited to violence and nsfw content. Storie line before covid. The male lead bears no likeness to the real Brad Simpson apart from PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. Please if you’re not confortable with this type of content, do NOT read. You were advised.

A/N: this is my first time writing stuff this big, sorry in advance if you find any mistake and thank you for supporting. Also this was supposed to leave early but tumblr wasn't posting, so sorry for that. Lots of love x.

Wet curls staining the pillow on your lap, as your fingers delicately undid the knots. The television was muted and the only audible sound in the appartment was the calm breaths that came out of his mouth, peacefully sleeping. The small cuts over his eyebrow and nose caught your attention as they started to turn purple. Your mind running along the possible scenarios you've heard from him about what really happened to leave him in this state all beaten up. They were playing over and over again, leaving you awake and wondering what you got yourself into.

The day you moved into your apartment you knew life would change for the best. Third year of college and you've managed to find a nice paid internship. Sure it wasn't the ultimate dream job but helped you paid your bills and live a pretty decent city life out of that crowded university dorm. You got your three girl friends helping you with the boxes the next days in exchange of paid dinner and wine and the night was spent with gossiping and laughing. Not until your friend Jo got glued to the front door of the apartment on her way to get the pizzas, peering through the monocle as she stood on her toes. The rest of the group, Steph and Lizzie, tryed to peek tru the same hole bumping on each other and arguing to be the first to watch the pretty heated make out session in the hallway. 

"Oh that must be my next door neighbour. Brad." You simple said walking back into the living room that was also the kitchen and your work space, since the house was not that big. The three girls following you intrigued and excited to know more about the misterious boy who was literally eating some girl face agaisnt his front door. 

"Just my next door neighbour?" Steph asked taking her previous spot at the couch. 

"He's ...exciting." Jo was the most interested about the boy asking you more details. The other girls gasp excited sitting on the floor ready to listen more about this guy.

"I know his name because the girls he brings home almost everynight shout pretty loud. Just in luck his bedroom is in the oposite wall of my bed." You explained rolling your eyes and the face of the three girls lit up, giggling and begging for more gossip. You’ve met him a few times when he held the front door only exchanging Good Mornins or Good Nights in that thick accent of his that you couldn’t figure out yet. Little they knew that later that night after everyone went home and you stood on the couch trying to get some work done on your computer and got disturbed by loud music and people talking that you got the courage to actually knock on his door. 

“Are you the stripper?”“ A blonde guy with short hair opened the door. He looked at you from head to toe leaving you unconfortable and frowned, a plastic cup on his hand. “Kinda basic if you ask me but you’re cute” He said to someone else inside the house and a few guys laughed. Your cheeks turned red and you tought about aborting the mission.

“I’m not a stripper.” You told him quietly and he laughed loud making you cringe. You weren’t sure anymore if this was a good idea but it was late now. “I’m searching for Brad, please.” 

“Go find him.” The boy rolled his eyes and disapeared out of your sight. He left the front door open and you took your chance to come in. The music got louder and you were pretty sure the neighbours would soon complain. The smell of cigarettes and alcohol made you crunch your nose and besides the people dancing, talking and playing poker by the dinner table, you notice a few smoking some weird stuff. That place look like a frat house and you really wanted to leave as soon as possible.

You noticed him when you got into the kitchen were he was preparing some drinks. His eyes never left his task. You took a change to have a propper look at him and see what the girls were so fuss about. His hair was nicely brushed back and he was wearing some black jeans and a clean white tshirt. His hands worked on the glasses making you notice his rings and how muscular he was. He wasnt that much fit but his body had a nice shape. His cheeks were rosy and the way he trapped his bottom lip between his teeth concentrated made you realise that he was pretty. He was actually very handsome.

 “Are you going to talk or what?” He sounded playfull and sarcastic. When you look at his face after jumping on your spot he was looking directly to you, smiling.

“Hm y-yeah. I-”. You tried to talk but got embarassed for being caught checking him out. Your cheeks started to blush and you hated yourself for that. You were suposed to act mad and cold to complain about the noise that was disturbing your work session.

“Nice pants.” He laughed pointing at your pijama pants. You blushed even more and condemned yourself for not exchanging clothes before leaving the house. When your eyes crossed again you were about to explode. His glance was so intense that he left you with a cold sensation on your belly. Also the wine you took previously was starting to leave your system and the courage too.  

“Thanks.” You displayed a small smile and he blinked at you.

“Anytime. Did you come for the party?” He asked before taking a shot. Your eyes followed his moves and how he placed the glass carefuly back on the table. “Here, have one shot.". He offered you a glass and you were ready to refuse.

“ No and no. I’m here because of the noise actually.”  You said bitting your cheek and expecting him to brust out. Instead he just smiled widely and took the shot he held in his hand.

“Of course." He said sarcastically after passing by you and leaving you alone in the kitchen. You stood there a few seconds in disbelief. Is this guy for real? You tought to yourself.

“What-what do you mean?” You followed him as he passed thru the people and handed them the shots.

“I mean of course you’re here for the noise.” He didn’t bother looking at you. 

“So you’re aware you’re bothering other people” You said frowning. This guy was an assole after all. Predictable. He stop walking and turned to you, smirking.

“Darling, don’t you like to listen good music?” He asked closer to you, due to music.The nickname caught you by surprise. 

“Yeah but-” You tried to explain but he interrupted.

“So you’re welcome” He laughed. His breatth tickling your ear. “Now, have a shot. Please, cortesy of the house.” He grabbed your hand and made you grab the last shot. His hand was still touching yours as you got lost in his boyish smile. Skin on fire and your heartbeat raced as you notice a good song playing in the background. 

“On three, let’s go.”  He started to count, a bottle of beer on his hand that he grabbed from the table while he made eye contact with you. You didn’t knew what got into you because when the count got to an end you took the shot. The green liquid burning your troat and making you frown and cough hard. “Easy, easy take a sip. It’ll ease the burn.” He offered his own beer, raising himself the bottle for you to drink while one hand caressed smothly your back. Your eyes lock on his and he smiled at your red cheeks. 

“Thank you.” You said bitting your lip. This was all so overwhelming and new that you got embarrassed. “I should get going.” You pointed to the door and got ready to leave. 

“I’m (y/n).” You shook his hand and for a minute you both stood in the middle of the living room in silence, skins touching. 

“Wait.” He prevented you from leaving. “I don’t think I know your name. I’m Brad.” He raised an eyebrow and offered his hand to shake. You look at his hand on the air and his face. Should you grab his hand again? You were still recovering from the interaction that happen seconds ago.

Oh fuck it.

It was hard to leave after that but it felt like you ran your way into your apartment. Locking the door behind you and leaning agaisnt it with a goofly smile recovering. 

“So, I’ll see you around, darling.” He said smiling and squeezing your hand slighly.

That nickname again...

The bloody and wounded lower lip, which had begun to swell, contrasted the shape of the curves of his smile. He should smile more. You tought getting a memory of him smiling directly at you in a previous occasion. The smell of soap from the clean clothes you gave him to change invaded your senses and made you  get out of the couch carefully not to wake him. The mess on the bathroom floor caught your attention and since sleep had long been interrupted you decided to clean it up.

As you rub the little drops of blood from the floor tiles you couldn't stop reliving the previous events. The more it went on inside your brain the intensity of the rubbing increased...

A big tud came from the front door. Someone knocking violently and desperately. Making your immediately wake up and get up from the bed.. 

“It's me, open up!". You heard your name being called behind the door. The familiar voice made you open the door in a glance. A tall boy with a mix blond-pink dyed hair and a pierced nose looked surprised that you really opened the door at such hours. It was a long time since the last time you saw him, he sure was diferent. Not leaving you time to ask what he was doing or what was happening he talked frenetic. "It's Brad. He's...". His expression changed intensively and that scared you, even more than before. "He just wants to see you. Keeps saying your name over and over. So I brought him here. I know he doesn't live here anymore but he insisted." He pointed to the stairs and you notice the shade of someone sitting on them. "I hope you don’t mind. I know what happened between you two but". You dind’t had time to process what was happening but he kept explaining. "He's pretty hammered. It's bad." Tris indicated as soon as you passed the front door and headed the familiar shape. Him following you closely.

This wasn't the first time you took care of drunken Brad. A few times during your somehow relation and after heated arguments when he showed up at your door begging and causing a scene. So this wasn't new. You tought to yourself getting angry.

Grunts of pain and curses could be heard in the hall and when you came across the scene your heart sank. There he was sitting on the floor leaning against the wall and clinging to the right side of his ribs. His white shirt stained with drops of blood that you didn’t know if it was his or from others. An almost empty bottle was placed on the floor beside him. He looked in bad shape. Dark spots under his eyes and bigger hair. Reminding you that uncountable times when you asked him to let his hair grow and he would just laughed it off saying he liked it short.

"Oh hey beautifull.." He called you as soon as he saw you. His voice was hoarse and shaky and with a hint of surprise that you were really there. Mixed feelings as he looked at your intire body. He still got an effect on you after 2 months.

"What happened Brad?." You asked cold, kneeling down next to his legs to watch the cuts carefully. Your hands were shaking with nervousness and fear but you tried to hide them in your pockets. Your eyes darting to his hands and seeing purple marks on the knots. Indicating what you fear the most, he was fighting again.

“I broke the asshole into fucking pieces!” He said proudly, his voice echoing in the hall. His breath smelled like alcohol and that made you put the pieces together. He was completely drunk to the point where he couldn't even keep his eyes open or walk properly. “The sucker thought he took me for granted.” He kept talking, his voice was angrier remembering the events. “Nobody fucks with Brad.” He grabbed the bottle and brought it to his mouth drinking what was left of it. When he took it out of his mouth he looked at you smirking. “But not you, angel.” The nickname made your stomach turn. “You can fuck me anytime." He started laughing but stopped right away when his ribs started to hurt.

"Alright let's get you inside." You said moving to help him out of the stairs and preventing the neighbors to call the police about the noise since it was 4 am. Tristan helped you by grabing his left arm while you stood on the right. Loud curses left Brad's mouth as he was obligated to move and somehow walk a few meters until your apartment and into the bathroom.

You turned to Tristan who had a serious expression on his face asking what had happened. He seemed quiet and you assumed he was probably drunk too but at least he was controlling it.

“He fucked up”. Tristan gesture you. “We where at Urban’s pub downtown when Marcus came in with his shitty gang. We had a few bottles already and-” He was interrupted by a loud grount from Brad.

“Tris, shut up” Brad warned his friend with a deadly glare.

“Keep going, Tristan.". You demand to the blonde boy and ignoring the brunette. At this point you just wanted to know how he got into this mess. You took a quick glance to the drunken boy who settled himself on the bathroom floor, back into the tub tiles. A thin line of blood coming out of his nose.

“They came out hard, unnoticed, starting to-” Tristan got interrupted again. This time aggressively.

“Shut the fuck up, asshole!” Brad shout from the floor and his angry voice made you jump. How can someone change so fast from giggly drunk to angry in matter of seconds.

“Mate, she needs to know!” Tristan protested. “Look at your fucking state, you probably need to get to the hospital".

“And you need to get the fuck out!” He pointed to the door. "Leave Tris, I don't need you anymore". He demanded and the blonde looked at you searching for an answer. You stood quiet looking at the interaction not knowing what to say. "Just fucking leave already."

“I..I will get first aid it’s... uh it’s in my kitchen.” You weren't ready to be left alone with him. It all becoming to real and scary. Tristan followed you outside and gave you a apologetic smile before heading out. Telling you to call him if you needed anything and apologizing his friend stubborn ass.

Back into the bathroom you knelled down closer to the boy and opened the aid. Nether of you exchanging words as you took out a few dressings and bandages. Him watching you closely as put some scar cleaning into one of the dressings and handed it to him. His fingers brushed yours slightly making you nervous.

"You might need to get to the hospital." You simple said looking at his face.

“No. I don’t.” He grunted as his hand move to his face to clean himself. The strong pain on his side stopped him and made him cry in pain.

 "Here." You offered your help as you took the dressing out of his hand and carefully applyied it on his eyebrow. Your face coming closer to his. He was looking at you and licked his lips You could feel his hot breath on your face, intoxicating you and making you more and more nervous.

"Don’t be nervous”. It was surprising that he still managed to know you so damn well. He grabbed your hands and that action made you soften a lil. His eyes were less darker than before.

"Are you going to tell me what happened?" You asked.

"No." His answer made your roll your eyes. Unbelievable this guy was the same after all. “Your hair looks diferent.” He changed the subject but you ignored. 

"I’m going to take your shirt off I want to see your ribs. It might be broken." You demand getting far from him. You were starting to get annoyed by the fact he wasn’t helping you to help him.

"How do you know all of this?" He asked curious while you grabbed the end of the tshirt and lifted it slowly. His necklace falling into his tanned chest and your heart softed seing the silver object still on him.

"My cousin made the whole family took a first-aid course when she was pregnant." You explained analizing his right side. “Doesn’t look broken but i’m going to bind it with plasters to relieve your pain and for you to move better.”.

“Thank you, (y/n).” He tried to grab your hand but you were fast enought to move. “Ouch.” He played offended by your reaction.

“I don’t think you’re in the position of acting offended here.” You weren’t making eye contact with him and that pissed him.

“Look I know I fucked up. I fucked up good. I really did. But here you are helping me. That’s got to mean something.” He said an hint of hope in his voice making you stop what you were doing and look at him frowning. 

“You came into my work and beat my colleague just because he was texting me.” 

“I didn’t beat him.” 

“You’ve threaten him. Agressively.” 

“That’s not beating.” 

“That’s violence.” He stood silent. You knew you had win this one so you continued. “You knew how I felt about you being like that and you ignore it. You didn’t trust me after I told you I didn’t cared. I cared only about you. You were everything.

You could tell he was sobering up slowly. His face changed to regret and hurt. You know that inside his head he was blaming himself.

“Damn it Brad, you show up at my door at 3am all beaten up and looking like a absolute mess. And you still want me to believe that you’ve changed? That this mean something?”.You raised your voice. 

He was starting to get angry at himself knowing that every word you were saying were true. So he decided it was better to leave, coming here was wrong. He tried to get up to leave between grunts. 

“You’re not going anywhere. I’m not finshed.” He stopped and looked at you as you sat carefully on his legs to prevent him from moving.

“What are y-” 

“Shut up Brad, I’m trying to fix you.” You cut his words since the patience was coming to an end and quickly applyed the plasters. Earning a few curses on the way. “Now you’re done. I’m going to make us tea. Meanwhile you should take a shower to sobber up. I’l be waiting for you if you really want to talk.” You were surprise by your audacity to control the situation. Getting up off the floor right after and leaving the bathroom.

He stood there disbelief, enjoying and surprised by this new you.

The one he didn’t knew.

Yet.

[ask-yandere-sanji]

Family Doesn’t Matter

Chapter 6

Chapter 6

Kenshiro

Kenshiro was sprinting down the many turning hallways trying to make his way to Law "this guy" he said in annoyance. Kenshiro knew exactly where Law was and exactly what he was doing and he was rushing to get to him "I hope he isn't alone" he said to himself. Now dont get things twisted Kenshiro knows all to well Law is more than capable of holding his own in a fight and Vergo was no exception its just that he was worried about Law like an adult would be over their elderly parent's health and well being or if their parent is living alone in a house with no one to look after them and be there in case they fall, he sprinted through two doors at the end of the hallway he was running down and start to look around. He looked up see bars which indicated a platform of some sort ahead "tsk,this isn't where I need to be" he said as he turned around and sprinted out the room. As he stepped back into the hallway and turn to go back in the direction he came in he could see the purple smoke begin to creep around the corner of another hallway "shit...guess I have no choice but to go this way" he said and turned to face the room he left out of. "I'll have to find away to get to Law throught this room but not before causing a little damage" He said as he put his hands together. As he slowly seperated his hands a clear glass case that was glowing yellow started to appear, within it was a katana that's white and crimson with small details of sakura flowers and a red ribbon of sorts on the sheath,he grabbed the katana and the case disapeared. Kenshiro unsheath the katana and sprinted into the room slashing at all the containers that held the smile foam (or whatever the fuck it was I watched it and still cant tell but I think its a foam like liquid anyway).

Sanji

Sanji was more than done with this place all of it, every last piece of it, not only did he lose his crew again due to all the chaos that was currently unfolding his beloved, his lover, his everything is not by his side like he is supposed to be instead he went off to go find some damn warlord for whatever fucking reason boy was he fuming you could almost see the smoke coming out of his ears. Sanji knew he couldnt do anything about it now out of respect for his captain and the fact that they were now in an alliance with this warlord who to what it looks like to Sanji, has stolen the heart of his lover and has taken him away from him "great just great now I cant do anything about that damn warlord thanks to this stupid alliance...now I have to step up the act to make it more believable so he doent suspect anything...the last thing I want is for my beloved Kenshiro to see my true personality" he said to himself as he walk down a long semi-dark hallway. As time went on and things blossomed between Kenshiro and Sanji, Sanji's personality stared to become more and more twisted to the point where he is now a Lovesick Psychopath with a huge obsession with Kenshiro and it didnt take him long for him to notice the change in his own personality and he sure didnt want anyone else to noticed so he covered up his new personality with his old one treating everyone like he mormally would like arguing with Zoro and such, but now with a new face stepping into the picture one that was very observant Sanji knew he had to step up the facade so that even Law would believe it. Through Sanji's eyes the world was a grayscale mess no color was evident in his sight, as Sanji continued on the light slowly revealed his appearance, he was wearing a black hoodie, black pants, black boots, and was holding a kitchen knife. He was semi-covered in blood, his hands were both very blood up to the wrist, a few blood splat were on his face, blood was at the bottom of his boots due to stepping in blood causing him to have a trail of bloody bootprints behind him, and his eyes were as red as blood like the blood from his victims had stained his eyes red. He clearly lost it and took it out on whoever he came in contact with in that hallway and really went all out and didn't hold back not even a little he stopped and took a black backpack off his back to look inside, he started carring it because Kenshiro, Kenshiro's Father, brothers, and father side of the family's body is weird and slightly different from a normal person so it cause Kenshiro and his family except for his mother and her side of the family to eat more than that of a normal person to sustain their bodies (ill explain that...eventually) so Sanji started to carry food with him for Kenshiro incase he got hungry during their time on an island that they docked at but that doesnt mean he didnt carry other things like a knife lets say a hunting knife and a change of clothes incase things got bloody. Sanji pulled a water bottle from the back opened it, and start to drink from it "I have to get out of these clothes I think I got most of the rage out of me" he thought to himself as he continued to drink the water bottle. After he was Finished he threw the water bottle to the side, picked up the backpack, and started to look for a place to change.

Kenshiro

Kenshiro was lying on the ground holding his stomach he clearly was bested by Vergo now it was up to Smoker to try and beat him, he looked over at Law who was breathing heavily due to having his heart squeezed multiple times by Vergo but he didnt seem like he was ready to give up at least not that easily which for Kenshiro was good to see. He couldnt keep his eyes open due to his body basically forcing him to rest "ah fuck it" he thought to himself and let himself fall asleep.

Law

Law sat up slightly he watched smoker go at it with Vergo, then he turned to look at Kenshiro who was lying motionless on the floor "Tsk I swear that kid is always getting himself in things he cant handle" He thought to himself. Law of course knew that was a flat out lie as Kenshiro as demonstrated on multiple occasions that he can take on just about any thing and anyone with no problem its just that this fight was to much for him especially since he was already tired from the master piece he made down below the platform. Law sure as hell was going to hand it to him tho for throwing himself into another fight after he told Kenshiro not to. he sighed and layed back down the next step to Law's plan was about to unfold.

Sanji

After washing up and changing his clothes Sanji had stepped out of the room he was in and in the nick of time he turned and saw Nami running down the hall towards him "Nami-swan!?!" he said. "Come on Sanji its time to get out of here" She said dusting herself off. "But what about everyone else and Kenshiro" He said out of concern. "Dont worry their on their way as well but right now we have to get out of this hallway" Nami said and grabbed Sanji's arm. Sanji looked behind as Nami pulled him away as the smoke started to come down the hall.

Kenshiro/Law

The battle between Law, Smoker, and Kenshiro vs Vergo has finally met its end and Vergo was pin to the bars of the platform they were all on. Law, Smoker, and Kenshiro were looking at Vergo Listening to every word he was saying then Law cut his head in two (not going into detail of what he said because I'm lowkey to lazy to write it) The whole conversation ended with Doflamingo threating Law to take his "son" away from him and by that I mean Kenshiro. Now Law and Kenshiro's relationship is a father and son relationship the two are always at each others throuts like father and son and they get a long and spend time together like a father and son would, you would think that they were actually father and son and not two people that just became close over time and they both didnt even try to deny it nor say that they werent related they both just excepted it and moved forward so of course Doflamingo's word would send Law into overprotective father mode making him pull Kenshiro slightly behind him and with that the battle was over and they joined everyone else and made their escape.

Sanji/Kenshiro

The two finally found themselves alone with each other and it didnt seem like there would be any disturbances at that moment "Shiro" Sanji said in a low tone Kenshiro found sexy. "Yes" Kenshiro said bending his head back to look at him. Sanji walked slowly towards Kenshiro you could almost see the sickening lest in his eyes as he came closer and closer, he leande his body over Kenshiro's and looked him deeply in the eyes before slowly hgging him and nuzzling his face in Kenshiro's chest even tho he had a flat one "I was worried about you...you went off with out me" he said almost in a baybish tone. "Sorry" Kenshiro said and smiled. Sanji knew it was because of that damn Law that Kenshiro had left him, he got up and kissed Kenshiro "love you" he said. "Love you too" Kenshiro said still enjoying the sweet kiss he just got. and with that Sanji left the room and turn slightly to see Law go in after him "I have to find what kind of connection Law has with my beloved Shiro" Sanji said as the world around him turned grayscale and he struggle to keep his rage in check. "I have too..."

finally posted it sorry for the long wait everyone finally got back to this lol also will be starting the Prologue to Father Know's Best

First: https://ask-yandere-sanji.tumblr.com/post/661615049609199617/family-doesnt-matter

Previous: https://ask-yandere-sanji.tumblr.com/post/661616702052843520/family-doesnt-matter

Next: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-yandere-sanji/739184135264927744/chapter-7

One piece and its characters do not belong to me

Kenshiro Dose belong to me tho

[jlf23tumble]

Ud be top teir fic hustler bet lolol. As far as the rec maybe I'm asking for more than 1 thing? So on the one hand for hl canon or au doesn't matter just some fics where they're exploring kink; being inexperienced and working through that? Then fics that give that vibe/air, like wankerville (Hush is in my top ten so good) but yes def fics like that too. To be fair any pairing is fine I can always nope out but as this point I trust ur opinion so if you like it, I prolly will too xo

Holy smokes, this is a lot to pack into one ask, but I can definitely answer it/provide some stuff! I feel like a lot of these are going to cross over, so look for some detailed notes below!

Okay, let’s start with authors who have a specific tone to their writing that’s absolutely dreamy and swoony, who elevate text to literal works of art, and funnily enough, who are ALSO some of my faves because they tend to do the best with kink exploration and negotiation, my GOD, I could wax on about this topic all the livelong day. Ahem. Anyway, here are ten authors to absorb because they’re a hashtag mood (in no particular order):

wankerville

objectlesson

blake

eleadore 

mediaville

HappyPrincess

glasscushion

14hrflight

TheCellarDoor

vondrostes and tomlinzn (this last one is a cheat of a double up because most of their individual works are not on ao3; Terran = patreon, Hima = tumblr)

Now let’s look at some kink exploration fics. NOTE: I would literally rec everything Phoenix/objectlesson has ever written because she’s so brilliant at this particular theme, ditto everyone else on that list, too, so just assume the list below includes everything from the people up above as well. I literally think I could rec thousands, or that I have??? But I’ll pull it in, lmao:

Lay So Still, by yougotmetieddown, 3k words, E. Harry’s almost there but he needs Louis to push it further, just a bit further. Because it’s good, it’s damn near perfect but there’s still something missing, and Harry’s not above begging, never has been when it comes to Louis. (Harry likes being used; this is the first time)

like poison coursing through me, by orphan_account, 4k words, E. Louis loves it when Harry’s desperate. Or, the one with copious dirty talk, Daddy Louis, and Harry wetting himself in the shower. (yeahhhhh for multiple kinks!! but mostly desperation, and it’s lovely how Louis gets Harry on board with this one)

it’s warmer from worlds away, by sarcasticfluentry, 4k words, E (needs ao3). It turns out that searching the word ‘pump’ mostly returns videos like “tight ass pumped hard by black cock,” which is not what Harry’s looking for, at least not today….or, Harry discovers a new kink while Louis isn’t home. (one of my fave authors, and the way Louis’s involved over the phone is a chef’s kiss moment)

Your Serve, by larrymylove, 4k, M.  The one where the boys take up playing ping-pong back stage, and the image of Louis with a paddle is making Harry’s life difficult; even more so when he comes home to find Louis’ bought a ping-pong table of their own. (here for Louis being oblivious for a good long while)

Only Thing That Can Quench My Thirst, by eyesofshinigami, 6.5k words, E.  Louis wouldn’t exactly call it a thing, his newfound fascination with the curly trail that starts below Harry’s bellybutton and disapears into his skinny jeans. It’s definitely not a thing. It’s just… Alright, maybe it’s a thing. And that’s okay. (internal screaming, this is the fic that launched the pubefest…and I actually got to chat with the author the other day about it, dreams can come true!!!!)

I May Be Crazy, Don’t Mind Me, by ShapeOfLou, 8.3k words, E.  The one where Harry keeps seeing things that make him want to try something new in bed, but he worries about how to tell Louis or how Louis will feel about it. (mpreg kink? yes PLEASE)

horizontal like a quarter to three, by orphan_account, 8.7k words, E.  The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He’s wanted it right from the start, and it doesn’t make sense, because Harry’s always been so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up. (stumbling together into some bdsm dynamics)

into another (another) serotonin overflow, by mercutionotromeo, 11k words, E. Harry wants this year to be different - wants it to be the year that he finally gets over this stupid crush. He’s going to uni, he needs to decide what he wants to do with his life. Instead, he’s deciding what he wants to do to Louis Tomlinson (this is so hot and sweet all at once, lots of kinks explored)

sweet harmony series, by colourexplosion, 12k words, E (needs ao3 account).  louis leaves his laptop open on his bunk. harry finds it. and his porn. (more desperation and exploration of pee kink, yer welcome!)

Make a Dime Go One Hundred, by screwstyles, 17.8k words, E. “Hey, Haz,” he says, encouraged in equal parts by the weed and the cocoon they seem to have created around themselves. “Do you think you could trust anyone enough to have full control over you?” he asks into the night, hoping his sentence won’t break their bubble. It doesn’t, if the way Harry’s eyes meet his is any indication. (Harry volunteers to help Louis experiment with bondage. Things don’t go exactly to plan)

Make Tea, Not War, by adventuring and howdoyouwhisk, 20k words, M. “Hopeless, hopeless flatmate. Would you rather be with one of these guys?”“ Nope!” (Louis attempts to become a better flatmate, much to Harry’s dismay)

precious little thing, by mercutionotromeo, 21k words, E. There’s a slow, steady inhale, and a low voice purrs, “Hi, sexy.” Jesus - this guy has barely said two words, and both of them have made Harry’s cock twitch in his jeans. (god, I am such a sucker for the phone sex operator trope, you don’t even know, and this is one of the best…multiple kinks explored, too)

Come Out and Play, by dinosaursmate, 29k words, E.  Harry smiled softly. “Say it, Lou.” “I have this fantasy,” he repeated. “Of… all five of us.” “All five of us,” Harry exclaimed. “Gosh.” Or Harry and Louis discover a new kink in their relationship, and it brings all the boys closer than they could have ever imagined. (I hope people read the poly fest…some great works in there!!)

we’re still going, eight in the morning, by noelgallagher and yoursongonmyheart, 31k words, E.  It takes Harry about two weeks to notice. It takes that long because he’s busy in the mornings. While he’s aware of his surroundings, most of his focus is on the flat boxes carefully piled in the boot of his Range Rover. (where Harry’s a baker and Louis’s a DJ, and kinks are explored remotely)

Small Doses series, by QuickedWeen, 45k words, E.  Louis and Harry continue to clash all while Harry is trying to move his way up the ranks in Manchester’s amateur boxing circuit, but they can’t seem to stay away from each other. (lots of kinks explored here)

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

The Quagmire-Baudelaire switch part 4

The miserable mill

Like previously mentioned, the Quagmires sneak on a lumbermill truck like Netflix baudelaires

But unlike in the show, the truck driver does not discover the Quagmires in the back

When the truck stops at the mill, the triplets spot the ”trespassers” sign and try to sneak out quietly

But Charles finds them and asks who they are

Quigley blurts out ”WE WERE ON A SCHOOL TRIP BUT WENT THE WRONG WAY AND WE WILL GO NOW BYE”

Charles insists they should meet his partner

Literally the first thing Charles says to Sir is ”I FOUND THESE CHILDREN OUTSIDE I THOUGHT WE COULD TAKE THEM IN AND GIVE THEM A LOVELY HOME”

Duncan is like ”We just said we were on a school trip and now you want to adopt us??” while Isadora shushes him, saying ”Duncan we literally don’t have anywhere to go why not take the offer”

But when Sir tells them to work at the mill, Isadora changes her mind and she and Quigley prepares to run out

Then they decide to stay there anyway, because they are hungry and tired

Also there is nothing with the Quagmire parents being the ones who burnt down the town, the triplets only stay because they don’t know what else to do

Duncan is the one getting hypnotised in this. Since he doesn’t have glasses, he instead gets sawdust stuck in his eye and can’t get it out, so he needs to check if the eye was harmed

Also Phil is just as optimistic as usual

Doctor Orwell hypnotises Duncan the same way as she hypnotised Klaus

Quigley and Isadora thinks he tricks them so they kind of get mad at him at first

Then they realise that something is wrong, he is not faking

Isadora is the one saying that she misses him in an inordinate amount

Though literally as they head back to the dorm, Orwell and Shirley block their way

All three of them is like ”OLAF!!” and Olaf just bends down to Duncan and calls him a lucky boy

Quigley and Isadora want to just leave but they can’t because the hypnotised Duncan wants to stay

Duncan breaks Phil’s leg just like Klaus in the original

After he is unhypnotised again, Isadora and Quigley literally drags him away because they just want to leave this place NOW

But they get stopped by Sir who wants to talk to them, and also greeted by Charles who is on his way to dr Orwell

Sir just gives them a warning and smoke in their face

After seeing Charles being hypnotised, they realise they can’t leave until they fixed this

After researching words they all fall asleep and Duncan wakes up hypnotised

Isadora wakes up when she realises the door to the dorm is wide open and wakes Quigley up fast

When they come inside the lumbermill, they scream as much as they can for Duncan to reverse the log to not kill the tied up Charles

After realising Charles gets unhypnotised by ”fire”, Isadora tries screaming it to Duncan and Quigley rund to the microphone to scream fire to all the workers

While Orwell and Olaf argue, Quigley and Isadora together figures out ”inordinate” and scream it in unison

Also all three of the Quagmires have a kind of fight with Orwell by basicly kicking and hitting her

Isadora literally tries to bite her but fails

Anyway the workers manage to get inside and Orwell dies, and Olaf escapes just as fast

Sir disapears too like in netflix version

Charles actually tries to ask mr Poe if the triplets can stay with him but Poe says no

He thanks them and tells them goodbye, and the triplets just say ”Please break up with Sir he is not worthy of your love”

And Charles is suprised that they knew him and Sir was a couple, since he thought they were ”discreet”

Anyway the triplets go with mr Poe

Next time we will meet the Baudelaires, yay!

[bohorhap]

DAMN ROGER TAYLOR AND HIS PRETTY FACE (PART TWO)

(part one can be found here) 

"I would like to know more about you."

You internally squealed and were lost for words. But your strength suddenly disapeared as you realized what you were doing. No way. There's no way you're going to go to Roger's place. The dare was just about spending the night with him, it didn't involve you being in his bed. You are drunk. Yes, you've always wished that he will notice you and invite you to his place but God, you were a coward, you didn't want to do anything with him. At least not right now.

As you were lost in your thoughts, Roger took a last hit of his cigarette before throwing it away as well. He walked to you and put two fingers under your chin, lifting it up so your gaze would meet his. This brought you back to reality.

''I-uh... I don't know, all of my friends are here... they'll be worried if they don't see me tomorrow morning... and-uh-''

You were curt short by his laugh. You watched him in the eyes as he was grinning.

''Tomorrow morning? What are you talking about, love? You thought I was going to take you to my place? And that we'd have sex there?'' He laughed once more, pushing his hand aside from your face.

Ugh, you mentally punched yourself. Why were you so stupid, of course he didn't want to do anything with you either. But anyway, you clenched your jaw at his comment.

''Yeah, why on earth did I even thought that you would bang me? You're such a prick. I didn't mean that! I just don't want to go anywhere with you.'' And with that, you turned your heels before walinkg away. You entered back the building.

Roger had his eyes on the door you had just opened to get back inside. Well, that was unexpected. He raised his eyebrows, taking another cigarette between his lips. To say the least, he was taken aback by your reaction. Normally, girls would laugh stupidly or shrug. They wouldn't bother to think about what he says too much. But you didn't act like that. You were different. And he didn't like that.

Back inside, you paced in the corridor. Your blood was boiling. That man was really pissing you off. How was he so sure of himself in every action? You were not going to fall in his arms like other girls, oh no. You leaned your back against a wall to calm you down a bit. He was not going to ruin your night.

After a moment, your straightened yourself and took a deep breath before going downstairs. You used the stairs inside of the building of course, you didn't want to meet Roger again. On your way back to your room, you saw that less and less people were awake. When you entered your room there were approximatively ten people still playing the game. Charlie wasn't here anymore. You took a look around you to see that this place was a mess. If Roger was right on something it was that this party was really dying. You sighed and got out of the room once again.

You were watching your feet guiding you somewhere else when you bumped into someone. You looked up to see some a drunk guy trying to form a sentence, a bottle of whiskey in his right hand. As he was slurring, you tried to walk past him and go anywhere else but this guy wouldn't let you. He was blocking your path. When you were walking right, he followed your action and got in front of you. You were still pissed off with Roger but it seemed like everyone in this residence wanted to get on your nerve.

''Move out of my fucking way!'' you yelled, growing angrier as the clock was ticking.

That's when you felt a great burn on your cheek accompanied with a loud noise. Next thing you knew, you were on the floor. That man just slapped you? You shot your head back to him, fire in your eyes. But you didn't have the time to do anything else before the drunk guy was on the floor too. You couldn't believe what you were seeing. There stood Roger, beating up the drunk man.

The scene was in slowmotion and you couldn't say how much time had passed before you screamed to Roger to stop.

''Enough!'' you hollered once you gathered enough strenght to get up on your feet.

The blonde gave one last punch to the man before straightening up as well. He turned to you and grabbed your hand before leading you out of the building.

Once outside, you pulled your hand back from his grip and let out a frustrated scream.

''Why did you do that? Who told you to beat that guy up? He wasn't clear in his mind! He was just drunk!'' you yelled, your hands pulling lightly the roots of your hair in anger.

Roger faced you and let out an angry laugh in disbelief. ''What?''

''Just because you're Roger Taylor doesn't mean you can beat up some drunk person for no reason!''

''Are you kidding me?! He slapped you, I saw him!'' he argued back.

You put your hand on your mouth, the other one finding its way to your hip as you turned your back to Roger. Why were you even arguing with him? This boy was the most stubborn person you've ever talked to, so why bother?

''As you said, his mind wasn't clear. He was going to beat you up if I didn't do anything,'' he stated.

You turned around and walked closer to him.

''Oh I can defend myself, thank you very much! I don't need no man's strenght, I'm a strong woman!'' you spat back at him.

Roger was taking deep breaths, quite not believing what was happening. Why were you even fighting? He had defended you and that was how you reacted? That was really not worth the effort. He was looking at you straight in the eye.

''A 'thank you' would've been enough.'' he said calmly.

You wanted to punch him in the face so bad. But on the other hand, he was quite right. Sure you knew how to defend yourself but you didn't know that man's strength and he could've easily harm you badly. So you didn't answer. You had pride. Instead, you crossed your arms on your chest and took a time to calm yourself down, looking at him. His hair were messy and sticked a bit to his face. You both were sweating because of the heat of the inside of the residence. Plus, you had both drink so it didn't help. But right now you were both sweating because you were boiling inside, angry of one another.

Seeing you had nothing else to say, Roger took a step back and pulled his packet of cigarettes out of his jean pocket. He took one and captured it between his lips before lighting it up.

You watched him, standing still. You had to admit that he was gorgeous. Of course he always was but right here and now he seemed more than usual. His golden hair slightly flying off of his face due to the cool breeze of the night, his eyes looking at the horizon while his lips let out a cloud of smoke. He was hot.

He turned his head to you, meeting your gaze. You immediately looked somewhere else which caused him to smirk.

''Thank you,'' you said, voice low, giving up on standing up to him.

He smiled before walking up to you. ''You're welcome, love.'' You rolled your eyes at the nickname and scoffed. The man definitely knew how to annoy you.

''How about we leave this place, now? We can go and drink a coffee or something,'' he said in his deep voice.

You returned your attention on him and caught a sweet smile on his lips.

You didn't really know Roger, you just knew his reputation. You thought that he was a beautiful bastard. But as you spoke to him, you began to think that there was something else in him, that maybe he wasn't just some brat that was fucking around. That maybe he was actually a kind person when you get to know him.

''Why not,'' you shrugged. ''You pay.''

He let out a laugh and you can't help but find it cute. ''Anything for you.''

(part three)

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[aiviaisloneczko]

Timeless theory

Ok, I binge-watched the series last week I have some theory.

Flynn is Lucy and Wyatt’s son from the first timeline, where Lucy landed in the 70′s, gave him to adoption and hide from Rittenhouse.

Proofs:

1. Time machine can go only into the past not into the future and Flynn said he knew older Lucy. It would be possible if Lucy stuck in the past. That also it would explain why everything was in journal. It’s already happened. In the first timeline Lucy and Wyatt could work for Rittenhouse - Lucy because her dad and Wyatt because they promised him get back his wife. But Lucy from some reason changed her mind and decided to destroy Rittenhouse. But sth got wrong and she stuck in the past so she kept her journal waiting for right time.

2.It would also explain why Lucy’s sister disapeared. In the first timeline Lucy was rised in the Rittenhouse and she rebelled, so in the second timeline (first season) she and her mother knew nth about Rittenhouse and she still rebelled! So they decided got her mother into Rittenhouse (she stops smoking so she never get ill but she also decided not to have another child, focusing on Lucy) and guess what - still nothing change!

3. Why Flynn got her journal? It must be a reason why she choose him after all these time hiding from Rittenhouse. What’s more, why actually was Flynn interested in Rittenhouse in first place? Specially - NSA agent believing in time travels is little off. But what if he was looking for his birthparents and find Lucy? She gave him her journal and told him about Rittenhouse. That would also explain why they want to kill him instead of threatening him like Rufus. Flynn should never be born so killing him and his whole family was just erasing the mistake

4. SEX. For the tv series kiss is huuuge step in relationship and we had like super fast forward in Lucy and Wyatt’s case. Being honest, even passionate kiss would be complicated when Jessica returns. Rittenhouse bringing back Jessica wanted stop our favourite couple for evolving but it was too little, too late ;) Flynn Garcia - the time paradox, combination of Lucy’s wisdom and Wyatt’s physical strenght, still exist and he’s biggest threat for Rittenhouse.

Not a proof but little hunch

1. I don’t think Flynn knew who his father was until last episode. Lucy from the first timeline could not tell him but these ,,babydoll”, ,,sweetheart” conversation was a final hint. That would be

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!

these Sophie’s choice for the Timeless finale - Lucy could get back to the past and once again convince Flynn to help her to destroy Rittenhouse by trying erasing her mistakes in another timeline

or

let Rittenhouse win and stay in that timeline with Wyatt and the baby erasing the old Flynn from the timeline

[highkingfen]

wiski – marina finding out julia still has magic? (in the world in my head where most things from canon are the same but marina lives)

Ok I got way overboard with this and wrote a near 4 page drabble so I will put it under the cut. I never wrote Wiski before so it was nice to try! Thank you for challenging me :D

I also posted it on Ao3 for an easier read

“Jules, I don’t thinkyou should go”

“Well I am going, youdon’t have to come with me if you don’t want to. ”

“ She’s crazy! Who knowswhat she can do to you. ”

“Honestly Q, after lastyear, Marina is not as scary as you think.”

This shut Quentin’sconstant arguing for a moment. Julia felt bad for bringing up againthat she was raped and didn’t called him because he was in anotherland doing gods knows what. No she called Marina. And despite theirfight and bickering, she knew Marina would come, and she did. She puther back to her feet and when she needed help to kill Reynard, sheshowed up again. This had cost her a finger and her cat’s life, butMartin had open the portal quick enough to save her form moreatrocities. And when they got double crossed by Quentin’s friendPenny and got sucked out of Marina’s apartment, Julia had managed alast desperate attempt to stab the fucker and she’d hit him in theeye. Marina had finished the job, Martin was dead, Penny brought herback on earth against her will. Yeah fun stuff that both frienddidn’t want to remember right now.

“I’ll be fine. Go orderpizza and watch Stranger Thing with Josh. ”

“Can’t belive you watchit without me. ”

Julia smirk and stole thecigarette Quentin had just lit, still wondering when he’d picked upthe habit. She knew it was all Eliot fault but he use to chastise herfor smoking, now he was doing more than her. She kissed his cheekedand walk away, knowing when she’d come back both boys would nerd outin front Quentin’s laptop at the Physical Kid cottage and she wouldtease them not to have seen the finale coming.

As she walked the fewblocks she was from Marina’s apartment, Julia finished her cigaretteand wondered what had brought Marina back to New York. After Reynardcorpse was burn to ashes, Marina had given up all pretense of nothaving been scared by the bastard. She had went on a trip around theworld in hope to find a solution for her missing fingers and to learnnew powerful spell. She’d stop answering Julia’s email at the sametime magic died.

Then Quentin had met Petein one of those desperate hedgewitches house that still believe thatcould do magic but didn’t practice enough. Apparently he’d takenMarina’s spot as the leader of New York which said a lot about thesorry state the Hedgewiches were overall. Pete had mentionned Marinahad came back a few days ago and since then, Julia couldn’t stopitching to go see her.

When Marina open the doorof her flat, she looked at Julia less with surprise than eagerness.She’d lost weight and her hair had grown even longer. She looked sickand yet, had her eternal red lipstick and killer eyeliner trait. Evenworn out, she was herself more then ever. A sence of calm took overJulia that surprised her; she haven’t realize that she’d been worriedabout her since they were appart. Seeing her alive, in those times ofdays, was more than a welcome sight.

“If you are about tostart crying, please don’t. ” Marina said in her eternal sarcasticvoice.

“ Was more thinkingpunching you in the face for disapearing. ” Julia said back in thesame tone.

Both girl looked at eachother for half a second before breaking into a smile. When Juliahugged her, Marina didn’t pushed away and even hugged back. Which wasa victory in itself.

“Who ratted me out?”Marina said, letting Julia enter her underwhelmingly boring andfurniture less appartment.

“Pete.”

“Figures, I am sure hewant you to kick me out and send me back to France. He must shit hispants, fearing that I am gonna come from him. ”

They went into thekitchen were only a table with three chairs, a fridge and a microwavewere present. The lack of decoration meant that she didn’t entend tostay. But yet, she seemed doing something big. There were poulticesand herbs everwhere, notes and books in different language and even abook she saw in Quentin’s room of all the plopper’s exercise forfirst year at Brakebills.

“Something like that. ”Julia said sitting at the table while Marina went for two glass ofwine and a half empty bottle. “When he saw me, he almost hid beingQ, it was embaracing. ”

“Let him swim in hisshitty pants, being a leader there don’t mean anything when magic isdead. ”

The bitterness inMarina’s voice was a melody she’d heard in so many magicians andmagic user in the past months that Julia’s heart felt tired. How shewish she could just give whatever she had to everyone and let themhave magic. They’d fought and jinx each other. But at least, theworld would be what it suppose to be, not this pale replica that theywere living in.

“Your finger are stillholding? ” She simply asked, pointing to the magically reconstrucedfinger Marina had in her hand. She’d explain the whole castingprocedure with an healer from the underwold and a magicians inCalifornia and it looked strangely like darker magic that Julia wascomfortable to deal with. But she get it. A magicians without fingersis like a bird without wings.

“They are not gluedtogether by magic Jules, they regrew. So yes, they are fine thankyou. ”

The conversation diedlike it was started: quickly and dryly. There was so many things shewish she could ask her and tell her. But there was also a lot ofunsaid that needed to be adressed first.

“What brought you backhere? ” She finally ask, knowing it was better to ask now than tomake the conversation linger.

“You. ” Marina saidcrossing her legs and putting her trademark smile on her red lips.

“Me?”

Alright, this one, Juliahaven’t seen coming.

“I know people, thatknow people. You see. And… I know someone that was at a certainparty with a lower god of fuckery. I tought you’d keep away fromthose assholes. ”

Bacchus. Gods, the simpletought of his permanent alchoolic smell and his terrible sweet breathmade her remember the whole night and how wasted she’d been. Thatpink drink was probably not meant for mortal and totally fucked herup.

“I was there for Q. ”Julia said after a large gulp of her wine. Anything to make her stopthinking of the aftertaste of that pink drink.

Marina leaned her smallframe against the table and went close to Julia, visibly excited.Last time she saw her that way, they were burning a god corpse in herbackyard.

“So is it true? Youstill have magic?”

Julia had played eversenario she could in her mind to explain to Marina that she still hadthat spark and that she was trying to find the root of it. She haddozen of iner monologue trying to find the best angle to put it sothe girl in front of her wouldn’t brand her as crazy or delusional.And there she was, being ask that question. Once again, julia feltMarina had reminded her that she had powerful connexion wherever shewas. Always being able to surprise you when you think you’d seeneverything of her. And this is why, deep down, Julia admire her.

So instead of tellingher, and let’s admit it to show off a bit, she did her spark. It wasbecoming easier and easier to bring it to the surface, like it camefrom her and not from a source outside of her. She was that spark.

Marina’s eyes wereglowing with eagerness but, also, jealousy and awe. The samebefoddled look everyone gave her when she show her power. The oldergirl put her hand over the spark, feeling it’s heat, confirming it’struth.

“How. ” She said aftera moment. Making Marina speechless was a first for Julia, and shecouldn’t help but swell with pride.

“I don’t know. I’mtrying to find out. ”

“Let me help you. ”

Marina had taken her handthe moment she stopped casting her small spell. She couldn’t tellthat two of those finger had been missing a few months ago. The wayshe was clutching her was real and hard as ever.

“There are people tryingwith me too. ”

“I don’t care. ”

“They are fromBrakebills. ”

There was an hesitation.Because Marina knew Eliot and Margo from being one year their senior.Because she knew that Julia and Quentin were still friend. Becauseshe knew that they fucked with the three of them. And now they willhave to put that aside for a common good. She knew Q would be able todo this. Marina’s pride tough, was another monster to tackle.

“ Alright. ”

“No fighting, bitching,straching with them. I don’t want to babysit. ”

Marina rolled her eyesand stuck her little finger.

“Pinky swear. Whateverit cost to bring magic, I’ll be there. ”

Julia grinned at Marina’sreadyness. She linked her little finger to hers in a juvenile promisethat had nothing to do with a word as bonds. But probably meant more.

Magic had brought themtogether, they will bring it back together.

[azaeleatheazurewolf]

Things that happened in my first year math class (Im leaving out names for obv reasons)

•Every wensday, someone would always play that one video of a guy saying “its wensday my duded,” at full blast. Every wensday

• We went through four teachers in less than three months

• Second and Fourth teacher were barely there, so we often had substitutes

• First was an anime fan, and he made that clear to us in the second week of school by mixing Anime references with math problems

•First left after like five or six weeks

• Second came in everyday wearing the exact same glasses frame, but it was always in different and wild colors

• Second also always wore different colored fedoras

• The way he left was wierd?? He just didn’t show up for like two weeks and then the vice principal came in and gave an apology letter to us to give to the parents

• That letter basically amounted to “Yeah sorry your kids don’t have a teacher anymore, Third has resigned from teaching permanently due to private reasons”

•Third was called Cloud

•Third was tHE ONLY TEACHER THAT THE STUDENTS SORT OF LISTENED TO

•Like, this class??? Full of problem children. There were like four other 9th graders in there with me in a class of like 37 or something

•Also?? Over two-thirds of the class were male??

•So yeah Third was the first only teacher that didn’t have a breakdown in class because of the students shenanigans

•He left because he was a substitute until the school found someone who was qualified to be a math teacher or something

•And then there was Four

•Four’s reign was problematic because imagine mixing Mrs.Umbridge with the absolute worst class of students

•I was like one of three students she didn’t actively hate and that was just because we were the only three who just didn’t talk

• Four made it so that we were never allowed to use the restroom

•”If i don’t get to use the restroom during classtime then neither do you”

• Every day. She got into a heated argument with multiple students over the course of the one class period

•also she hated it when that video was played on wensdays

•she made like three different major announcements that if she ever found out who it was she’d give em like a referral or something

• Four would also sometimes disapear for a week or two, and kids would be betting on whether or not she resigned but then she would come back

• One time we couldn’t go to class because a police officer came with a dog looking for drugs in the classroom. They also searched our bags

• There was this one day where someone in our class set off the fire alarm for the whole school??

• I wasn’t there to witness it because I was sick, but im told they didn’t find out who it was

• There was also another time where some girl set off the fire extinguisherin the classroom

• Good time to mention that the math classrooms aren’t like,, actual buildings?? Like, they look more like those boxes on trains than actual buildings

• And Four had the students desks set up in a way that there was only one lane you could walk through to get to the door which was in a back corner

•And i happened to sit on the opposite side of the room from the door

• So during the Fire Extinguisher Incident I felt very unhappy and inconvenienced by what looked like solid smoke filling up the room

• Then this other kid who was the only person I talked to in that class because I didn’t understand math and he sat next to me and I already kinda knew who he was in middle school interrupted my acceptance of death and told me that it was probably a better idea to be Outside instead of inhaling the stuff Imside

• So all the students were escorted outside, down a hill, down another hill, until we were at the bottom of the school’s property at one of the sports fields near the stadium.

• Then we had to sit in a gym area??

• We were all asked if we knew who did It, and then like five kids were taken somewhere else.

•Alright thats all I can remember for now

I think i forgot to mention some of these so here you go @crazycometspecular

[openmymindup-blog]

Beautiful minds

I was outside on a cloudy day, I remember looking at these wooden carpentry pencils and old rusted pocket knives; they were all red, my grandfathers facorite color. He was a very beautiful man, he would tell us stories about how he could chew a penny open with his teeth, or that we could build air planes out of cardboard; and we tried. He inspired me and my older sister to dream, to think of things even if they seemed hard. He was my favorite out of my whole family. I found this bouncy ball after most of my family gathered at my house to morn his death. I felt hurt, but I didnt want all the hugs, I just wanted to be alone and feel my own feelings. I remember looking up at the sky and something really strong pulled at me, I'll never forget the way it felt because I still feel it to this day. It spoke to me with out words, with out physical apearance. It told me that spirits of people that die dont die with them, that there are other places they go, and suddenly I didnt feel hurt anymore, maybe his absense kind of hits me once in a while, but I always remember that he is out there, and as long as I know this I have no reason to morn. This is when things changed for me. Right after my grandfathers death I started having dreams, I guess I could also call them memories. I have always been able to remember my dreams often, and rarely have a night that I dont dream. I was watching my older sister blow out her birthday cake, we were outside on a cooler day. Her birthday cake was purple and green, I remember how short her hair was and the face she made looking up, but I was standing in mid length looking down at her. I asked my mother about this and she told me I was still in the womb. She was almost seven months pregnant with me. Growing up, even home schooled I had a sensere since of self, of knowing who I was, and the body I have inherited. I never complained about not having toys or getting what I wanted, I had a strong sense of responsibility and love towards others. Although my parents were both mentally and physically abusive I still saw them, not as my parents but as people who were lost, who didnt know what they were doing. A lack of self love was immediatly noticeable to me as a child. None the less I continued to soak up my surroundings and analyze all that I could, all with the same feeling I feel today, like this is all temporary and for some odd reason I was chosen to be here. My first organized facination with being human was the emotion we call love. I recognized all these boys in school as objects of effection, thats not to say I went around loving and falling inlove with everyone. I greatly appreciated people for their characters, I thought they were playful, fun and open minded as most youth seem to be. Each individual person had their own energy and even though I had no clue why I dated them just to see what they were about, not out of deep love or desire more out of curiousity, I kept doing it and the more I did the more I got to see the truth behind human nature. Though youth seem to still be organizing or changing their own charactors, they also seemed to be altered by atmospheric changes or ego. Often those who did not have a keen sense of self would follow crowds or copy what others did just to see where they fit in, or so they fit into a social norm. Which is natural for human nature but its not the defining act that makes us powerful in our own ways. In all the years I spent getting to know all these different characters, watching them grow, do bad things to each other and neglect human connection for human desire, I noticed the foundation beneath all of these activities was a reflection of how people felt about themselves. Boys desired girls strongly. Even seeking revenge for not getting what they wanted; I could assume male hormones at this age played a great part, how ever some of the acts were out of anger and built up negativity from family life, even a social life that was not spiritually promising nore progressive. No one was there to make them think about themselves, just a constant distraction of learning about the world but self last. This is where I learned alot about love and how others go about it. None of them seemed to love themselves this showed in alcohol abuse, self harm, fights, even using meth. I guess logically I have to point out that the atmopshere in which children and teens grow up does influence and play a huge rule in who they become and how they love, how ever most of their stories and actions in future adventures were based on a non-self love attitude which they got from their envirenment. I saw alot of parental abuse, big lashes of bruises and even blood from a fight, this made them feel unloved, unwanted, not good enough and in return it reflected on their desires, the people they hung out with and the drugs they took etc. I delt with alot of family conflict as a child, my father was extremely abusive, I went to school with bruises on my wrist, a black eye from my mother which resulted in divorce. I was what seemed like a problem for my family. I asked too many questions or on projects I wasnt allowed to do things on my own, so I started to do things with out asking becuase I knew if I sat around and waited my turn no one would let me have it. So instead of asking to get my training wheels taken off I took them off myself, instead of asking what cloths I could get I got them myself, instead of asking if I could stay out and party all night I did it and never felt bad for one minute of it. I knew safety, I knew that I was supposed to take care of my body and those around me. At 13 I started disapeaing from home and even spend months at a friends house, some of them I even reffered to as mom and dad because they played better roles than my father did, my mother disapeared from the picture at the age of twelve. I was the one driving my drunking friend from a party who stole her step parents care at 3am, taking care of her step brother and sister, I did everything I could to take care of those I loved and at my own expense, mean while still drinking and smoking pot. I went a few years with out contact of that force that pulled at me that one day, and I had a very human journey, but love still grew inside of me deeper than the ocean and I knew with my actions I would speak the loudest of them all because everything I did was to nurture myself or nurture others, nothing ever done out of revenge or hate towards others not even my abusive parents. The time and space I gave myself away from others was to heal, people got mad yes, but I knew what healed me and I knew what was good for me and what was not. The only reason I loved really broken people was because I knew their stories and I knew they needed a positive roll model, even broken and hurt as I was, I stayed for their sake, and in this I broke myself some more, but I knew it would happen, it was love that got me in and love that got me out. I was never able to verbalize the things I felt, the things I heard in silence. I could feel pain in someone while they were smiling. I could feel the desire to run away in feet that stuck around. I knew what they wanted, but no way to say it, no way to let it out. It wasnt until fall of 2013 that I discovered how to do it. I went to a barterfair with a friend of mine who was going to fry on mushrooms with me and basically baby sit me. I remember the rustic taste in my mouth, it reminded me of the dirt that was left on the leaves of the vegieables that I would eat straight out of my mothers garden as a child. A very earthy taste. Even through my nervousness, my bloody nose that followed, my heart told me it was right. I needed to do this for me. I ate a little bit and walked over to this group of people all talking, a weird sensation that I had peed my pants was strong, even asking if I had pissed my pants. I sat down and everything slowed down, I remember every one talking and I was watching their mouths move but the sound seemed to be mute. Something in the woods was calling me, alot like that pull I felt from the sky, just more stronger, more full of love. I sat up and I started walking, as I was on my way to a patch of woods I felt my knees get weak, a pain inside of my chest I needed to feel filled me to the very ends of my toes. I felt a love so strong for earth, for the grass and trees, I felt one with it. After making it to a safe secluded area of woods away from people I dropped to my knees and I pulled at the grass, crying my eyes out and I remember saying repeatively " I'm so sorry" over and over again. When I look back on it I know why I felt that way. Humans are parasites, very neglectful, self satisfying creatures who destroy earth for personal gain, this was what I was feeling. Apologetic to the needs of earth hit me like an astroid. I spent a good two hours in the woods talking to the trees and petting the grass in my own love for earth, for having compassion in what matters most. When I made my way out of the woods I whiped my eyes dry and walked around the fair, looking at rocks and different peices of jewelry that people were selling. I felt connected to all the people I spoke to, they were in their own energy, I could feel them thinking their own thoughts, and the ones walking around with broken hearts and sad optimism. I sat down with a friend I went to high school with and I started telling him about himself, about his striving character and how all people are like dirty dish clothes, they are all used up but thats what makes them so beautiful. I remember saying that to alot of people, and I felt so much love and compassion for them it has never been so clear in my life as to why I am here, I was a mirror and when people can see themselves not through judgement but through truth they can change out of self love. I wanted to be that mirror. I think empathy and judgement can be mistaken for one another. While some people are out there telling people they are broken in some sort of method to destroy someones spirit or make them feel worthless, there are those of us who can see a broken heart and instead of telling them with hidden agendas we tell them out of love, and once someone knows that they can be seen, they feel naked, they feel that someone understands. Depending on how open the person is, they can either take it as judgement or an option to open up and make changes. I have often been told that by observing the human race I am also making judgements, but let me ask you when you hear me speak, who am I speaking for? If I make a broken mass about my own desires, that I dislike it, that I hate people for being the way they are, that is judgement. You will always hear me say that I hope really good things for those who have wronged me for I am the one who suffers when I harnis negative energy against them. I can look at a man and say "he is wearing a pink shirt" -that is an obervation, a judgement often times sounds like this "wow, he is wearing a pink shirt, he doesnt look good in it because pink is an ugly color" not only is it not my part to say what he looks good in, but I would be harnising a resentful energy against someone I dont even know, and for what? Humans are conditioned to self serve, which can be out of ego or out of love. When we truly love ourselves and forgive those who have hurt us we not only nurture our spirits but we nurture others as well. The drive to nurture others is based on our desire to take care of ourselves and the knowledge we obtain during the journey of self love is so intense and uplifting that to hold it in would be wasteful if we didnt show others how we got to where we are. You will know you have reached your most loved self when it becomes harder to hold in all that information that got you into that self love state.

[sending-the-message]

What Happens When you Write to Satan instead of Santa Part 4: The Neighbor Wants to Fight FrankenTeddy by lifeisstrangemetoo

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Fire breathing butterflies were whizzing around my head when I got the call from Josh’s parents. We had tried to put them in a jar, but apparently old jam jars are no match for Hellfire, and the butterflies had burned their way through.

They had also managed to burn through four of my curtains, one couch cushion and all of our ice cream(though I suspect that was actually Franken Teddy), and yet they seemed completely immune to their own fire.

I struggled to pay attention as Josh’s mom, just as much of a bully as he was, shrieked at my on the other end.

“IF YOU THINK FOR A SECOND THAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH HAVING SOME GOON ASSAULT AND THREATEN MY CHILD I’VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU.”

“Well, um, you see Josh was pulling the wings off of Sarah’s butterflies and--”

“I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SOME STUPID BUGS. YOU KNOW WHAT, SMART GUY? I’M GONNA HAVE MY HUSBAND COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.”

“Rita, I really don’t think that’s a good idea, because-”

The line clicked dead in the middle of my sentence, and sure enough, within a minute Rita’s husband was pounding on my door.

Ms. Hatchetface answered the door to reveal Rita’s husband Mike, a heavily tattooed man with way more biceps than brains, in a tight shirt that looked like someone had vomited rhinestones all over it.

“So,” he began in what I can only assume was his best tough guy voice, “where the fuck is this guy who threatened my kid?”

“Oh, Franken Teddy?” Ms. Hatchetface replied cheerily, “I think he’s upstairs trying on dresses with Sarah. Hey, Franken Teddy!” Ms. Hatchetface called out.

Mike looked a little bit unsure of himself as the seven foot tall teddy bear dressed in a unicorn cloak descended the stairs.

“I HAVE ANSWERED THE LADY HATCHETFACE’S CALL,” he boomed out in a voice so loud I could feel it in my gut.

“This man wanted to talk to you about what happened with Josh,” Ms. Hatchetface said.

“I REGRET THAT I DID NOT SEND HIM TO HELL. BUT I BELIEVE THAT FATE SHALL AFFORD ME ANOTHER OPPURTUNITY.”

That seemed to make Mike angry enough that he forgot his common sense for a moment, and he jammed a finger into Franked Teddy’s chest as he spoke.

“Nobody threatens my family,” he said through clenched teeth, “I’m gonna kick your fucking ass bro.

“I AM NOT IN POSSESSION OF AN ASS. I LACK THE HUMAN NEED TO DEFECATE,” Franken Teddy replied.

“I mean I’m going to fight you, bro.”

“I AM NOT DESIGNED FOR FIGHTING. I AM DESIGNED FOR LOVING. WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO LOVE YOU INSTEAD?”

Mike’s mouth hung open in stunned silence.

“Are you...coming on to me?” he asked, his voice much smaller this time, “You know what?” He cleared his throat. “I don’t need this, I’m just going to call the cops. I’ll see you in Hell, buddy.”

“IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WISH,” Franken Teddy replied, and before I knew what what happening, there was a black and purple swirl of flames around the two of them and they had disappeared.

“Did...” I said weakly, “did he just take him to Hell?”

“Oh” Ms. Hatchetface replied, “Franken Teddy’s always been a bit literal. I’ll go fetch them.”

She stood there for a moment with a placid smile on her face.

“Are you... going to fetch them?” I asked.

“Oh, right now? Ok sure, why not.”

With that, Ms. Hatchetface disapeared in a puff of purple flames and smoke. My head began to feel warm on one side, and I wondered for a moment if I was having a stroke. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in a picture frame.

My head was on fire.

Before I had time to panic I felt a cold blast and my vision went white, and I realized I was covered in foam. I turned around to see Sarah holding the mini fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and grinning.

“Thanks for umppphhh--” my sentence was cut off by foam as the fire extinguisher blasted me in the face again.

“Sorry, Dad,” Sarah said. “You were still on fire a bit.”

“That’s okay, Honey,” I replied.

I heard the familiar sound of rushing air that was usually accompanied by black and purple flames and turned around to see that Ms. Hatchetface had returned, along with Franken Teddy and a much paler looking Mike.

“D-d-d-d-demons...” Mike stuttered, “I saw demons...”

“Jesus, Franken Teddy,” I said. “where did you take him?”

“I DELIVERED MY GUEST TO THE GATES OF HELL CITY’S GREATEST HELLSCAPE.”

“You uh- what now?” I asked.

“The Hellscapes are like Hell’s theme parks,” Ms. Hatchetface explained.

“Oh, that doesn’t sound so bad,” I said.

“Well, not for the demons, no,” she said. “But for the damned souls, it’s more like a themed arena of torture.”

“Oh,” I said.

“I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE HUMAN DID NOT ENJOY HIS TRIP. THERE WERE SNOWCONES.”

“But they were made of human blood,” Ms. Hatchetface said.

“BUT THEY WERE O-POSITIVE--THE MOST DELICIOUS KIND OF HUMAN BLOOD.”

Ms. Hatchetface’s tail twitched as she giggled.

“Well uh....” I trailed off. “Is there any way we could maybe make sure he doesn’t remember what happened?”

“I BELIEVE I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE,” Franken Teddy replied, and before I could stop him, he had used his enormous paw to bash Mike over the back of the head.

Mike immediately fell over, either unconscious or dead.

“I HAVE SEEN THIS TECHNIQUE EMPLOYED IN THE BLACK SQUARES YOU REFER TO AS TEDDYVISION.”

“You mean television?” I asked.

“WHAT IS A TELE?”

“It’s short for telecomunni...you know what? Never mind.”

“VERY WELL.”

“So what should we do with him?” I said, staring at Mike’s unconscious form drooling onto my carpet.

“LADY HATCHETFACE HAS INFORMED ME THAT HUMANS DO NOT EAT OTHER HUMANS. I HAVE NO OTHER SUGGESTIONS.” Franken Teddy replied.

Just then an ear-splitting scream filled the air, and I saw our neighbor Rita standing in the doorway, hands on either side of her face and pale as snow.

“What did you people do to my husband?” she wailed, throwing herself on the ground and slapping Mike’s face hysterically in what I can only assume was an attempt to wake him. She must not have quite believed him when he said he was okay, because she slapped him a few more times just to make sure. When she was done making sure that he was still alive she looked up at all of us. Her eyes were bulging out of the sockets as she pointed a shaking finger at me.

“You...” she said, her face so red that she made the pink-skinned Ms. Hatchetface look like an albino, “I’ve already called the cops on you freaks. You’re all going to jail for a very long time.”

As if on cue, a police cruiser rolled to a slow stop in front of my house, and two officers made their way slowly towards my door.

“Which one of you is Rita?” the tall, dark-haired officer asked.

“I am!” Rita practically shouted as she jumped to her feet. “And these,” she said with venom in her voice, “these are the freaks who attacked my husband and son.”

Ms. Hatchetface grinned at the officers placidly as her tail snaked its way up under her skirt until it was hidden from view.

“Are you the husband?” the other office asked, kneeling down on the ground next to Mike with a sympathetic expression on his face.

“Yes,” Mike said. “Officer,” he whispered, “these people aren’t human.”

“They’re not?” the officer asked, a thin crease spreading across his brow.

“No,” Mike said. “They took me to Hell. I saw demons... and monsters... a-and-”

“Okay, well I’ve heard enough,” the first officer cut him off, turning towards Rita. “Lady, you know it’s a crime to prank call 911, right?”

“What?” Rita’s mouth flopped open like some sort of fish. “You’re acting like I’m in the wrong, here? These people... these freaks attacked my family!”

The dark-haired officer shook his head.

“Where I’m from,” he said, “we don’t call people who look different from us freaks. You can either vacate the premises on your own or you can vacate them in the back of my squad car.”

Rita’s face took on a cartoonish expression of disbelief, but when she saw that the officer wasn’t kidding she grabbed Mike’s arm and attempted to tug him to his feet. After an awkward moment of struggling the two were stumbling away back to their house. The first officer turned to Franken Teddy and said sympathetically:

“My cousin has a growth-hormone condition too. You just let me know if those people cause you any more trouble.”

He set his business card on the table next to the front door and motioned for his partner to leave.

“Oh, and, I know it’s none of my business,” he said, turning to Ms. Hatchetface, “but you should get some aloe-vera for that sunburn. Not that you uhh, don’t look beautiful. I just mean, I mean you’re very beautiful and-”

His partner loudly cleared his throat and patted the rambling officer on the back.

“Er, right,” he said. “Time to go.”

“Of course,” Ms. Hatchetface giggled as she shut the door behind them.

“Well, that went better than I expected,” I said. “I mean, that really almost got out of hand.”

“INDEED,” Franken Teddy replied. “I WAS ALMOST UNABLE TO PURCHASE A SOUVENIR FOR THE PRINCESS SARAH.”

“Wait, what?” I asked.

“Hooray, a souvenir!” Sarah squealed.

Franken Teddy began rummaging around in his unicorn cloak, and I held my breath, dreading what he would pull out of it. I let out a long sigh of relief when he finally produced an ordinary looking TV remote.

“What does it do?” Sarah asked, tilting her head to the side.

“Uhh, I don’t think that’s an appropriate gift for a child, Franken Teddy,” Ms. Hatchetface said.

“NONSENSE,” replied Franken Teddy. “IT IS A CHILD-FRIENDLY ONE.”

“A child-friendly what?” I asked.

Ms. Hatchetface plucked the remote out of Franken Teddy’s paw and began laughing to herself.

“Oh I see,” she said. “In Hell the demons watch the punishments on a sort of reality TV,” she explained, turning towards me, “and they can select the punishment they want to see with their TV remote controls.”

“Wait, what?” I said.

“But this one is for child demons,” she continued on, “take a look.”

The remote was black plastic, and looked like any other TV remote control you’d find at the store. Printed across the top in silver letters was the phrase: “The Remote of Minor Inconveniences.” Instead of numbers and menu buttons it was covered in buttons that said things like “tickle,” “tinnitus,” and “unscratchable itch.” At the center of the remote were two big purple plus and minus buttons that simply said “intensity.”

I realized that Sarah was standing on her tiptoes behind me too late to stop her from snatching it out of my hand and mashing the “tickle” button as she pointed it at Franken Teddy, who immediately erupted into roars of laughter.

“HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW. I FIND NO HUMOR IN THIS SITUATION BUT I AM UNABLE TO STOP LAUGHING. HAW HAW HAW HAW.”

I was about to take the remote away when Ms. Hatchetface caught my eye and smiled, and I forgot what I was doing.

“Why don’t we leave them to it, Mr. Rogers?” she said. “I had a um, private matter I wanted to discuss with you.”

“P-private matter?” I asked.

Those glittering obsidian eyes were like bottomless pools of water shimmering in the moonlight as they drew me in.

“Yes,” she giggled. “But let’s just keep it between us two. Maybe we could go somewhere more discreet?”

“Uh... yes, yes, discreet,” I said. Great idea.”

She smiled as she reached out and grabbed my hand, leading me slowly across the room and up the stairs.

She led me into the master bedroom and sat me down on the bed, closing and locking the door behind her, before turning towards me. One corner of her mouth was raised into a smirk as she looked at me and said:

“So about that private matter.”

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Genre: Action, Adventure Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo ESRB Rating: Everyone Release Date: July 1, 1999

Hints

Tap-dancin’ Charmanders

OK, first you go to the Volcano Lv. And get stuck behind the egg. Then, make the Charmanders call others. Then, play the poke flute. They will tap-dance!

Speedy Pikachu

Near the end of the Valley level, throw some Pester Balls at the logs to get a really fast Pikachu to come out. It is hard to get a good shot, so be fast.

7 New Songs

Simply go to the rainbow cloud level and instead of tacking pitchers of mew tack pitchers of all the pok’e signs instead.

Surfing Pikachu

When you`re on the beach, throw apples while passing by Pikachu and she/he will follow them. Stop and throw one right by the surf board (This will not work if you hit her/him)

Close Up Picture Of Mew

Once your on the rainbow cloud level when you see Mew throw pester balls at his shield so it will break. Then if you broke his shield you will see him flying after a different shield throw pester balls at Mew when he is flying towards the shield. If you hit him he will spin around and stop giving you a chance to take a close up picture of him.ps. take the picture quick cause he disapears.

Pester Ball

Simply complete the volcano and cavern level. note: This only works if you get the apples first

Finding The Six Pok�mon Signs

After completing the Valley level by hitting the Mankey on the switch, Professor Oak will tell you to take photographs. Here are their locations:KinglerOn the Beach level, after passing Pikachu, turn around and take a photograph of the rock with seaweed that resembles a crab. PinsirIn the Tunnel, wait until Zapdos has hatched and turns on the power. Then when you pass the Electabuzzes and Pikachu, look to your right to see Pinsir's shadow on the wall. KoffingIn the Volcano level, throw a Pester Ball into the small volcano to the left of the first Rapidash that appears. Then, smoke in the shape of Koffing will appear. CuboneIn the River level, play the Pok� Flute in front of the sleeping Vileplume. Then the smoke will disappear and a tree in the shape of Cubone will appear. MewtwoIn the Cave level, after hitting the two Koffings chasing Jigglypuff with apples, turn around to the left while near Weepinbell to see some bright crystals/stars. Then, take a photograph and it will turn out to be Mewtwo. DugtrioIn the start of the Valley level, take a photograph of the mountain behind the Mankey.

All Pok�mon Locations

NumberNameLocation1BulbasaurRiver, Cave4CharmanderVolcano5CharmeleonVolcano6CharizardVolcano7SquirtleValley11MetapodRiver12ButterfreeBeach14KakunaTunnel16PidgeyBeach25PikachuBeach, Tunnel, River, Cave27SandshrewValley28SandslashValley37VulpixVolcano39JigglypuffCave41ZubatTunnel, Cave45VileplumeRiver50DiglettTunnel51DugtrioTunnel52MeowthBeach54PsyduckRiver56MankeyValley58GrowlitheVolcano59ArcanineVolcano60PoliwagRiver70WeepinbellCave71VictreebelCave74GeodudeValley75GravelerValley78RapidashVolcano79SlowpokeRiver80SlowbroRiver81MagnemiteTunnel82MagnetonTunnel84DoduoBeach88GrimerCave89MukCave90ShellderRiver91CloysterRiver93HaunterTunnel101ElectrodeTunnel109KoffingCave113ChanseyBeach115KangaskhanBeach118GoldeenValley120StaryuValley121StarmieValley123ScytherBeach124JynxCave125ElectabuzzTunnel126MagmarVolcano129MagikarpBeach, Tunnel, Volcano, River, Cave, Valley130GyaradosValley131LaprasBeach132DittoCave133EeveeBeach137PorygonRiver143SnorlaxBeach144ArticunoCave145ZapdosTunnel146MoltresVolcano147DratiniValley149DragoniteValley151Mew MyuuRainbow Cloud

Get A Good Picture Of Mew

First break Mew’s energy shield with some pester balls. Then use your dash to chase Mew. Now use your poke flute to make mew start to dance. If you take a relly good picture of mew it might be worth a lot of points.

View Ending Sequence

Successfully take photographs of all Pok�mon in the game and unlock all the levels. Then after saving the game an ending sequence featuring the photographs you captured will begin.

Haunter

Take a photograph of the purplish mist in the first part of the Tunnel level. Then a Haunter will appear when the photograph is developed.

Jigglypuff

Save the three Jigglypuffs in the Cave level. Then, all three will re-appear at the end of the level singing the famous Jigglypuff song, allowing a photograph worth extra points.

Lapras

Play the Pok� Flute near the shore of the Beach level for a good shot of Lapras.Face towards the left of the shore line at the Beach level and watch it closely. Take a photograph of the Lapras whenever they appear, no matter what the quality. When approaching the Kangaskan, look towards the water and a Lapras will emerge from the water. This is the best place to photograph the Lapras in the level.

Magmar

Get a photograph of the two Magar blowing fire in the Volcano level for more points. Get a photograph of fighting Magmar for 800 extra points.

Mankey

Mankeys are found out in the open in the Valley level.

Magnemite

Throw an apple right in front of the Magnemite in the Tunnel level. It will then stop its sonic wave and become photographable.

Magneton

Throw apples at each of the three Magnemites in the Tunnel level to lure them together and evolve into Magneton.

Meowth

Play the Pok� Flute in front of Meowth in the Beach level to make it dance for a better photograph.At the end of the Beach level there are two Pidgey flying after Meowth. Watch them as they go off to the right side, as they will execute a gust attack to knock Meowth down. Hit the Pidgey with apples and they will fly away, leaving Meowth to dance for a photograph worth more points.

Metapod

Throw Pester Balls at the Metapods in the Cave level and they will drop down for a close-up.

Mew

Use the following technique to get an easier photograph of Mew. Once in the Rainbow level, pop Mew’s energy shield by throwing Pester Balls at it. Then, use the Dash Engine to keep up with Mew for a minute, then snap away when he turns around to look at you. This must be done quickly before he returns inside the energy shield.Another technique is to hit Mew with a Pester Ball while it is chasing the energy shield. It will start spinning in place for a few seconds before disappearing. To keep it from disappearing, keep throwing Pester Balls at it. Do this through the whole level to keep Mew in front of you the entire time.After the second time Mew flies at you in its energy shield, turn your camera to the left and up slightly. When Mew flies by it immediately does flips. Take a close-up of it in the classic curl position while its whole body is towards you, with the light behind it. This results in a photograph worth over 8000 points.

Moltres

Go to the Volcano level and follow the path until reaching an egg in the middle of the road. Then, throw an apple at the egg to make it fall into the lava and Moltres will appear. Note: Wait for it to face you for additional points.

Muk

Shoot Pester Ball at the Grimmer in the Cave level to evolve it into a Muk.

Pikachu

Play the Pok� Flute in front of Pikachu in the Beach level to have it use a Thundershock attack for a better photograph.Throw a Pester Ball at the Zubat that is carrying Pikachu in the Cave level. Pikachu will come down attached to balloons. Next, it will run over to where Articuno is found. Release Articuno with the Pok� Flute. Then when approaching the end of the level, look behind to see Pikachu riding on Articuno. Throw apples towards the Surf Board in the Beach level immediately after seeing Pikachu to have it pose on the board, including backflips. After flushing Scyther out in the Beach level, two Pikachu will dash out and jump up on stumps. Play the Pok� Flute and they will start zapping. The photo of Pikachu on a stump with a Thundershock is worth a lot of extra points.Take a photograph of the first Pikachu that appears at the beginning of the Tunnel level. He will run backwards. Take another picture of the Pikachu and he will jump on Electrode. Take a photograph of that scene for extra points.Get a photograph of Pikachu on a ball for 500 extra points. Get a photograph of surfing Pikachu for 900 extra points. Get a photograph of Pikachu on a stump for 2500 extra points.

Porygon

Go past Vileplume’s location in River level. Pass the Metapods, then look right when you see Psyduck near a lot of logs. Hit the wood-appearing objects that are flying around with a Pester Ball and Porygon will appear. Hit it with another Pester Ball and it will change into its original colors.

Rapidash

After the first Rapidash runs by on the Volcano level, two more will appear on the right. Throw an apple at them and they will start reigning. You can get more points for your photograph while they are on their hind legs, because of their size, and since there are two of them.

Sandshrew

Hit a Geodude down with a Pester Ball in the Valley level and Sandshrew will appear from the ground.

Sandslash

Look towards the first Mankey near the beginning of the Valley level. Something that resembles a Kadabra will appear further down the level. It is actually a Sandslash. Take a photograph of it when it goes into the ground for more points.Get to the area in the Valley level where Sandslash, Graveller and two Geodudes can be found. After they hide, throw Pester Balls at the two Geodudes. After they fall, Graveller will follow. When it hits the ground, Sandslash will pop out. You can get a nice close-up of it as it appears for more points.

Shellder

A group of four Shellders can be photographed near the Slowpoke area in the River level.

Slowbro

Throw apples at the Slowpokes that appear near the wooden Shellder sign in the River level. Then, lead them to the mud spot next to the sign. The Slowpokes will put their tail into the water evolve into Slowbros after hitting the Shellders.

Slowpoke

Throw apples near the wooden Shellder sign in the River level to attract a group of Slowpokes.

Snorlax

Play the Pok� Flute in front of Snorlax in the Beach level to wake it up for a better photograph.

Squirtle

The little bumps in the water at the start of the Valley level are Squirtle shells. Throw Pester Balls at them and they will shoot onto land. Then you can take close-up photographs, without them fleeing like the other Squirtles.

Starmie

Take a photograph of Staryu in the center of the Valley level. Then its gem will turn blue and it will begin to circle you until the whirlpool appears. Staryu will enter the whirlpool and come out as Starmie.

Staryu

Staryu appears above the water in the Valley level.

Sycther

Throw Pester Balls in the tall grass in the Beach level.

Weapinbell

This Pok�mon can be found in the Cave level.

Victreebel

Go to the end of the Cave level, until finding a Weapinbell flying around a pool of water. Knock it into the water to evolve it into Victreebel.

Vileplume

Go to where a lot of green smoke is coming out of a flower top in the River level. Play the Pok� Flute and Vileplume will come out and dance. Press C-Down again to see a different dance. This may be done again until all four dances are seen.

Zapdos

Go to the Tunnel level. Then just after the first door you will see a Pikachu next to a large egg in the distance. Throw some apples to lure the Pikachu closer to the egg. When Pikachu gets close enough, play the Pok� Flute. Pikachu will start a Thundershock attack and zap the egg. The egg will hatch and Zapdos will appear. Note: You will need Zapdos to shock the generator if you want the Pok�mon sign.

Zubat

Every time a steel door opens in the Tunnel level, a Zubat will appear.

Unlock The Volcano Level

Throw Pester Balls at the last Electrode in the Tunnel level, near the exit gate. It will then self-destruct and open a path to the Volcano level.

Unlock The Rainbow Level

Successfully complete the Valley level and take photographs of all six Pok�mon signs. Then, Professor Oak will open the Rainbow level with Mew. It is very hard to capture, but is worth a lot of points.

Arcanine

Throw Pester Balls in the pits across from Charmeleon in the Volcano level. It appears less frequently then Growlithe. Get a photograph while it is shaking embers off its body for more points.

Articuno

Go to the Cave level and follow it almost to the end. Then when you see the Jynxs play the Pok� Flute. The Jynxs will perform a ritual dance, and the ice egg will float in the air and hatch into Articuno.

Bulbasaur

In addition to the two Bulbasaurs in the craters in the River level, there is another hidden in a nearby log. Throw an apple near the log’s opening and it will appear.

Chansey

Throw a Pester Ball at the ball that Eevee is chasing in the Beach level and Chansey will appear.

Charizard

Go to the Volcano level and follow it almost to the end. Then, throw an apple at the Charmeleon that is near the lava pool. It will evolve into a Charizard after being knocked into the lava.

Charmander

Get stuck behind Moltres’ egg in the Volcano level and look left to see two Charmanders. Then, throw an apple at both of them and they will roar to call more Charmanders to join them. You can get almost ten Charmanders in the same photograph for extra points.

Charmeleon

Throw an apple between the Charmander and the Magmar in the Volcano level. Then the Magmar will run up and blow fire at the Charmander, causing it to evolve into Charmeleon.

Cloyster

Take photographs and throw Pester Balls at the Shellders in the River level. If done correctly, a Cloyster will appear later in the level.

Diglett

Diglett appears on the left side of the Tunnel level, next to a Pikachu.

Ditto

The three Bulbasaurs at the beginning of the Cave level are really Dittos. Throw some Pester Balls at them to change them back into their true form.

Dratini

Throw Pester Balls to the left of the whirlpool in the Valley level.

Dragonite

Throw Pester Balls into the whirlpool in the Valley level.

Dugtrio

Keep taking pictures of Diglett in the Tunnel level. Then, Pikachu will move to the next place that it will appear. Eventually, Dugtrio will appear instead of Diglett.

Electabuzz

Look to the right in the middle of the Tunnel level to see Electabuzzs standing in front of large screens. Throw apples at one of them and it will approach and use a Thundershock attack. Take a photograph while it is emitting energy for extra points.

Electrode

Throw a Pester Ball at the non-moving Electrode in the Tunnel level. It will self-destruct for a better photograph.

Geodude

Throw a Pester Ball in the Valley level to knock down the Geodudes for a better photograph.

Goldeen

Throw a Pester Ball in front of the first Mankey, between Magikarp and Dratini in the Valley level. Then a Goldeen will jump out of the water.

Graveler

Play the Pok� Flute at the location in the Valley level that has three Gravelers. They will wake up and dance for a photograph that is worth more points.

Grimmer

To get a great photograph of a Grimmer in the Cave level, take pictures of the first two Grimmers to make the third Grimmer appear closer, and the fourth Grimmer appear even closer.

Growlithe

Throw Pester Balls in the pits across from Charmeleon in the Volcano level. Get a photograph while it is shaking embers off its body for more points.Throw a Pester Ball into all three volcanoes in the Volcano level. Then, throw apples close to the path. All three Growlithes will run to the apples. Take as many photos as possible of all three Growlithes for more points.

Gyarados

Go to the Valley level and hit the Magikarp that is in the water in front of the first Mankey. Then, Mankey will hit it over the mountain and onto land. Later, when you are in front of the three Gravelers, hit the Magikarp with a Pester Ball. Magikarp will go over to the waterfall and evolve into Gyarados.

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