#he did find out later but imagine this scenario but with a Hal that doesn't know who Bruce is
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Hal didn't actually know who Bruce Wayne was even after someone told him the guy's name, he was even more confused like.. okay, i know his name but WHO is HE?(And yes, this is canon!)
Now imagine this scenario but Green Arrow and Flash start the game, and Hal does not know who Bruce is so he chooses kill while also explaining that the reason he chose it is because he does not who that guy is
We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
#bruce wayne#batman#dc#shitpost#please we need more moments like this#so much comedic potential#'what? he's hot!'#'he's been in the top 10 sexiest men alive ratings for five years running!'#'you wouldn't fuck bruce wayne??? What??? why????'#'What abour you Bats?'#'Bats?'#'Why are you leaving? Bats? Batman?'#justice league#green lantern#hal jordan#barry allen#flash#< original tags#actually fun fact! Hal did not know who Bruce Wayne was#“who's Bruce Wayne?” his own words#he did find out later but imagine this scenario but with a Hal that doesn't know who Bruce is#so he just chooses kill
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