#he deserves jail time

[arlh0e]

The lyric in dinner and diatribes where Hozier says “I’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight” makes me unwell

I AM WHORE KNEE FOR THAT LYRIC I NEED HIM

[magpie-trove]

“After all he’s done he doesn’t deserve—“ listen can you honestly say YOU *deserve* a happy ending?? There is no deserve!! A happy ending is a happy ending cause it always always always comes as an unexpected gift. There is always always always the 2/3 point in the story where it is undeserved and unattainable and not going to be given. Because it can only be given!! And yet!!! Still it comes!! A eucatastrophe!! For you and me!! Undeserved!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

about time my boy Joong gets banned from Twitter bc wtf is this,,,,,,,....----?¿

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

HUGE probs to cc!forever btw i thought he added the furniture thing as a joke option to like- legitimately get under q!bad's skin to give cc!bad an excuse to give his cubito more problems. but no apparently his chat were just instigators and made that suggestion to him 😭

i'm so impressed by how he got blindsided by a Full Lore Mode angry q!bad and kept his cool, and worked to communicate, and admitted when qbad had a good idea about the voting (qbad could NEVER), and went and got Cellbit when he realized the language barrier was too much. absolute king shit over there. like here he is trying to legit make the server better on a meta level and gets blindsided by q!bad's lore problems and he rolled with it so so well. he's doing legit such a good job for the server

and this is like- me being a bad fan, and i know it was an accident, but im very grateful to him for how that shook out. every time bad starts to get a little lore moment or something dramatic for his storyline, it fizzles out or gets overtaken by something else. cc!bad has been doing a great job with his storytelling/roleplaying and building up a narrative of feeling unappreciated/like a helping object instead of a person (and i could GUSH about the parallels between qbad and qforever and how they recognized those feelings in each other) but!! the point is that cc!forever did it. even accidentally. he created a catalyst event that could finally get my favourite little cubito off of his rocker (FINALLY), and bad is a good person to get off of his rocker. this is going to be a gorgeous little storyline that i am going to enjoy so so much. forever wanted to do good for the server and the story and by god he has done it

[jayktoralldaylong]

"I like this character."

Some extravagantly dramatic people: So you support and forgive all their crimes?! 😳

"........"

"That's not what I said."

[stories-from-the-shaded-moon]

Whumptober Day12

(Insomnia)

I believe it was @luwyv who invented the basis of this

I just checked and it is. It’s also crazy because they just made a post about it-

It was a gift and a curse. During long battles, being able to easily resist sleep was a blessing. On slow nights when his bed was warm, it was such a curse.

This was one of those cursed nights. Taking a watch helped him these nights, but he had watched yesterday and the day before that and now the Old Man was getting suspicious. The last thing Wild needed was for them to bully him into sleeping.

Or worse. Sleep jail.

He shivered at the thought of Sleep Jail. It happened to Time once. He’d taken too many watches and the top of the mountain was when he didn’t wake anyone else up for their watches. Sky Sleep Jail-ed Time. Time slept very soundly that night, but it looked painful.

Wild refused to get Sleep Jail-ed.

He laid down in his spot beside Twilight, who had his head on Wild’s hip. This was far better than Sleep Jail.

Wild loved Sky, but getting bear hugged to sleep by the Skyloftian sounded like a death sentence.

He tried to keep his leg from bouncing. Time was on watch and Wild did snitch on Time and made Sky put him in Sleep Jail. There was no way he wasn’t out for blood.

Wild felt the single eye staring at him. There was no way the Old Man was going to let him live like this. He was going to be cursed to Sleep Jail by Time. He should just consign to his fate-

“Do you bounce your legs in your sleep?” Shit.

Wild froze. He then realized that he was bouncing his leg, but what were the odds that he was talking about him? Four twitches in his sleep!

“Ow!” A rock hit his forehead. Wild heard Time laugh. Wild reached up to rub his forehead, now very conscious about Twilight on his hip. “What the fuck was that for?” Wild whispered.

“You’ll be in Sleep Jail tomorrow. Just so you know,” He sounded so lax as if that isn’t a world level threat.

“I beg you!” Wild whispered. He saw Twilight’s ear twitch. He did not need someone on Time’s side. He would not be locked in Sleep Jail.

Time hummed. “Sleep Jail sounds nice for you.”

“What did I do?” Wild knew what he did. It was obvious that Time knew that he knew with the glare he gave Wild. “In my defense, it was a joke.”

“Well, this isn’t a joke. Sleep Jail for you,” Time sang. He then proceeded to chant “Sleep Jail” another few times.

Wild wanted to move, but Twilight’s gigantic head was still on his hip.

If he had to silence the Old Man, he would.

Now Wild knew how he would silence him without moving from his spot. A smug grin fell onto Wild’s face. “You’re going to make Sky Sleep Jail me, right?”

“Yep,” Time said, emphasizing the P.

“Okay well-“ Wild swung his hand to where he put the Slate. Time wore metal armor. When he reached and didn’t feel anything, he looked back. There was no Sheikah Slate. “What?”

“I’m no fool,” Wild locked eyes with Time. Time was waving around his Slate. “Smithy’s done it before. Never again.”

Wild grumbled. “It was funny though.”

“You know what else is funny?”

“Don’t-“

“Sleep Jail.”

Wild was suddenly overcome by the urge to show Time his pretty little middle finger. He didn’t, but he wanted to. With love of course.

“What do I have to do for no Sleep Jail?” Wild asked, desperation clouding his voice.

Seconds passed. Long, suffocating, but not really, seconds passed.

“I don’t think there is anything. Let’s call it revenge, shall we?”

Wild grumbled.

“Growl again, I dare you,” Wild was startled by the voice coming from his hip. Twilight had a sneer on his face.

“Sorry,” Wild whispered, putting his hand on Twilight’s head and forcing it back on his lap. Twilight was back asleep almost immediately. Wild took a relieved exhale.

“Sleep Jail,” Time was certainly mocking him now. Wild saw the smile on his face. He refrained from groaning again.

The camp was quiet as Wild shut his mouth. Time chuckled.

“Sounds like you’ve given up,” Time mumbled.

Wild decided that now was the time to show Time his finger.

“I love you too. You’re still going to Sleep Jail though. In the wise words of the Champion, “Sleeping is Sleepy.” What does that even mean?”

“It means that…” Wild had no idea what that meant. He ate a weird mushroom that day. Wild groaned.

Wild let out a startled yelp as pain ripped through his hip. Groans rang from across the camp.

“I dared you,” Twilight muttered.

“Did you fucking bite me?” Wild yelled. He forgot to contain his voice.

“Will you shut up already!” Four shouted.

“I will bite er’body, if you all start nonsense,” Twilight groggily shouted. It was evident that Wild’s hip was just too comfortable for him to leave.

Wild shoved him off anyway. Twilight obviously tried for a Wolfie whine, but in his Hylian form, it came out as a muffled scream. Time snorted, trying to stop his laughing with his mouth. Twilight’s eyes truly opened after that. Twilight looked up, probably at the moon. He then looked back at Time, who was also looking up at the moon, a grim expression replaced his smile.

Time looked back at Twilight. They met eyes. Time pointed to Wild. “He hasn’t slept at all tonight.”

Wild jumped on the defensive. “Maybe I would be asleep if you didn’t throw a rock at me!”

“Put him in Sleep Jail.”

“Put him in Sleep Jail!”

“You’re both getting Jail-ed,” a sleepy voice murmured. It was a voice they knew all too well.

“Goddesses no-“ Time put his head in his hands.

“Sky, please! He threw a rock at me!”

“Jail.”

Sky did what he promised the next night.

“So…was it worth it?” Wild asked, the Skyloftian’s right arm and leg squishing his body into Time’s.

“I wish I could say that it was.”

“Sleep Jail is for sleep’in, not chat’in! Close ‘em eyes!” Twilight pointed at them. They both glared at him, Twilight was smiling.

Wild and Time huffed, but they closed their eyes.

“This will not cure my insomnia,” The two victims thought.

[queenboimler]

but also the entire idea of a man going out of his way to follow a woman at her job and then asking her out, even though he has a girlfriend, because she looks like his dead (ex) wife is a horror movie

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

[broke-on-books]

Best thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: you can meet some of the nicest people with some really cool ideas and hcs, there's such an abiding love for the franchise, which on its own is just AMAZING, such a wealth of content to dive into, and I haven't even gotten into the fan REDESIGNS and aus and-

Worst thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: people irl in public will come up to you with some of the worst Scooby takes ever (Scrappy found dead in Miami, SDMI revolutionized animation, etc.) and you have to restrain yourself from getting into a fistfight with some rando acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend in public ALL THE TIME 💀

[femmethpipe]

Idk

[sarabehaveokay]

yes we love a good enemies to lovers and i always eat that shit up like they bring a sort of tension and drama into every scene they’re in especially at that “im in love them but must keep it to myself” phase but… Spider and Amerie… are cute don’t get me wrong he clearly has feelings for her but unless he went through some DRASTIC change and a MAJOR redemption arc and Malakai somehow turned into a RED FLAG came to life there’s NO WAY Spider could ever deserve Amerie. Not only has he done nothing but belittle, humiliate and embarrass her ever since she rejected him. He felt absolutely no remorse for his actions and not to say he’s a bad character it just means he’s true to himself and doesn’t pretend to be someone he isn’t (like Dusty). Sure he had his moments where looked at her full of “longing” or wtv but in the grand scheme of things that’s nothing really. If he did suddenly changed for the better and became an actual candidate for Amerie, more than anything it’ll feel like fan service and would make the relationship look and feel inorganic.

I do want Malakai and Amerie to be given more than a chance in season 2 because they both DO deserve better. I swear if Darren hadn’t encouraged Amerie to forget about Malakai at the party they would’ve been something but alsoo him taking the time with Missy’s brother I felt was exactly what he needed at the time. Amerie was able to grow on her own and in a way fulfil that old dream of being with Dusty and inadvertently realise she deserves better because “you are the company you keep” and if Spider is awful then, he’s horrendous.

I am also an Ant apologist he just needs better friends but other than that i think he’s not as bad as the other two 🤮🤮

[blood-orange-juice]

To everyone excited to see our boy in jail.

[eugeniedanglars]

just watched athena begins and oooooooooooooof wow that was like. not a good episode of television 😬 i obv haven't watched s5/s6 yet but i have seen some people criticize kristen reidel by saying she just tells the stories she wants to tell regardless of whether they're in character or fit with the established canon and i got that from this episode big-time

[theparadoxmachine]

Idc Oswald falling asleep with his head on Gabe's shoulder was cute

[jrwiyuri]

I hope Charlie sliemcicle logs onto the qsmp fully not in jail but finds the jail anyway and jails himself cause he’s so offended by the fact they didn’t list all of his crimes or try harder to jail him.

[alusart]

based on the very limited information we've had from set this season, it seems like malte hasn't been on set that much and i hope you know what that means and i also hope you're smiling as much as i am rn