#he couldve been on runway with this

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The writers were scared of his season 1 hair

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Dating Peter Maximoff Would Include :

Theres like 40 bullet points I think i didnt count them I'll do that next time maybe I dont know.

• He was totally head-over-heels for you the second he saw you, maybe it was your eyes or the way you held yourself, but by all gods, he was so madly in love it hurt

• He would literally drop anything hes doing for you, you want something from the store? hes on it. You got stung by a bee? He'll hunt that bee down until he can bring it back dead.

• His mom and sister LOVE you

• He follows you around like a lost dog

• He'll get nervous if he's away from you for too long, boys got a bad case of seperation anxiety and a borderline stalker-ish problem with being obsessed with you

• Peter's love language is not surprisingly touch, he'll hold your hand no matter where you are. Kisses? Yes please.

• Hugs from behind are his favorite.

• Dont be Scared if you feel a random kiss on your head and turn around to see no one. It was just peter.

• If you get anxious quickly he'll do his best to distract you, even if hes nervous too.

• Boy loves PDA

• I wouldn't say he gets jealous, but that is a flat out lie. I would also say he isn't over-protective of you, but that is also a lie.

• He carrys around a notebook of cheesy pick-up-lines hes told you in the past, just for when you get nervous or to distract you

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"Peter I swear to god."

"Okay. That one isn't going in the book I guess."

• He gives you small gifts, sometimes in person, or by zooming over to you and shoving it in your bag or hand

• Your the only one he shares food with, not even his mom has that honor

• He'll steal things for you, literally anything under the moon, maybe even the moon if you ask nice enough

• One time he stole tampons for you (even if you didnt need them)

"Peter. Where'd you get these?"

"The store. Duh."

"Did you pay for them?"

"..."

• You have to chaperon him in stores so he won't steal things. But that rarely works as he weasles his way around your rule, sometimes he gets you to help him.

• He cries a lot. I'll get into this later.

• You like make-up or fashion? So does he. You want a model? He wont hesitate to let you use him as a make-up doll. Hes been practicing his runway walk just for you.

• Movie nights every friday! And you get to choose the movies most of the time.

• Dont have any clean clothes? Wear his. In fact, he wants you to wear his.

• Will make cassette tapes specifically for you

• He will get coffee for you in the morning.

• Have a hobbie/interest you're insecure about? He will literally immerse himself in the topic so he can participate in conversations about it with you

• He likes being the little spoon, but if you had a bad day, he has no problem holding you

• He loves to tease you, even if its little things, like the kind of drink you like or how you laugh.

"You laugh funny"

"That's not nice at all, Peter, now I'm never going to laugh again."

"No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that, I ment it in a loving way, laugh for me."

"No, Peter you ruined my mood."

• You didn't laugh near him for a week until he spilt milk all over himself, even then you tried to hide it with a cough, but he cuaght it.

"I've got ears like a hawk, Y/N, nothing passes these babys".

• He refuses to let you out of his eye site, even if it's to get water, he will literally follow you.

• Did I mention he cries a lot? Like a lot.

• After he broke his leg you felt obliged to do everything for him. Do you know that Parks and Recreation episode where Andy fell into the pit and broke his legs, then made Ann baby him even though he couldve gotten out of the cast much sooner, thats how Peter was, but you found out much faster than Ann did.

"Peter! You could've gotten out of that cast a month ago!?"

"Yes and no?"

"You little brat, I cant believe you!"

• Most of the time Peter can't sleep at night and he spends the night walking around the mansion, when you found this out you decided to walk with him, even if you were sleep deprived.

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rupauls drag race s9e06 thoughts

thought this would be the week i didnt write my thoughts a few hours before ht enext episode BUT its finals week so that was fucking dumb, also fair warning im only going to comment on ONE madonna look bc HONESTLY having another madonna night was foolish

aja: doing alyssa edwards was a bad idea, like it was JUST a bad idea, violet chachki did it, and she did it well, dont recycle that idea

alexis michelle: her liza was funny, i feel like i wouldve hought it was funnier if i was older and actually understood the references, BUT i was born in 97 SO whatre you gonna do

cynthia lee fontaine: urtbiewabqeiuwqbvqwovuqb i fucking TOLD yall last season that cynthia was just a mid seasons queen and the she wasnt meant to win LIKE its JUST destiny plz

farrah moan: gigi gorgeous was a DUMB choice, like i really thought it was gigi hadid for a while bc it just said gigi and she looked like a blonde white woman; even if it had been clear that i was gigi gorgeous theres like no comedy to be drawn that doesn’t rely on the fact that gigi has had an ever evolving identity from gay man to straight trans woman to lesbian trans woman which is FINE but i dont see how your going o make her funny without being lesbophobic or transphoic

nina bonina brown: i YELLED she really did like several layers of imitation makeup like imitating a woman imitating a man imitating a woman like WHAT queen

peppermint: what she did to cynthia was not only cruel, but GRUESOME like she really took a knife to cynthias scalp LIKE she’s never gonna get eliminated unless she does something unforgivable but her nene made me soooooooooooooooo sad like she couldve just said wig after every sentence and ru probably wouldve enjoyed it LIKE lbr

sasha velour: CUTE her german accent was cute, I thought her judith butler was funny hyewbevqouyvberoqyhubvroq

shea coulee: BITCH yes i loved her naomi campbell i was PISSED she wasnt in the higher end, she had the look DOWN and i jsut also I ADORED HER RUNWAY

trinity taylor: amanda lepore was an odd choice? super gay LMAO im starting to warm up to her? still not a fan, BUT i dont hate ha anymore

valentina: TBH her character was not THAT hilar, BUT she did A LOT with a character who literally has one aspect and thats losing and being embarassed on tv

STOP DOING SHIT WITH MADONNA like i know im too young to get it and whatever and i AGREE madonna had IMPACT but shes OVER with the children S T O P  T R Y I N G  T O  M A K E  M A D O N N A  R U N W A Y S  H A P P E N the fact that people keep doing the same outfits means she doesn’t that many iconic looks AND THAT OKAY cher is really the only one who has enough to disperse among 10 queens LETS BE REAL. the guest judge was denis o hare (which, okay? like i know ahs is basically a gay show now, but hes not even super important to the show like jessica lange or sarah paulson) and candis cayne (which, i mean, i guess. shes part of the community and she DOES do a bunch of shit w/ logo/wow/rupaul/drag race)

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The NBA Is Softer Than Baby Thighs

LeBron James whined and whined about Draymond Green calling him the B-Word and retaliating against him, leading to a Game 5 suspension. Whats become of the L? “>

This past week, lost amid the miasma of Crying Jordan memes, Lil B hexes, and our collective clowning of Steph Currys Air Nurse 1swhich, lets be honest, had it comingcame the following oh-so-crucial development: LeBron James, a 6-foot-8, 250-pound athletic specimen the likes of which the world has never seen, was branded a bitch by two parties.

One was Golden State Warriors crotch enforcer Draymond Green.

The other was Smash Mouth.

Yes, that Smash Mouth: The group behind the theme song from Shrek (which they are apparently very defensive about). The band whose lead singer, with his wraparound shades and regrettable facial hair, resembles a cross between Guy Fieri and Chaz Bono. So what on Gods green earth emboldened a 90s footnote to question the masculinity of His Highness King James?

It began with a single step. Late in the Cleveland Cavaliers 108-97 loss to the Warriors in Game 4 of the NBA Finals, James got tangled up with Green, who fell to the floor. So James attempted the infamous step-over: whereby one player steps over another to shame them. Its not exactly J.R. Smith tweeting a photo of your ex-girlfriends booty, but a power move nonethelessand one that Jamess coach, Tyronn Lue, is all too familiar with, having been on the receiving end of the most notorious step-over in history: post-crossover, in front of his teams bench, during the 2001 NBA Finals, courtesy of Allen Iverson. It was, with the exception of Vince Carters dunk over Frederic Weisyou know, the beanpole Frenchman the Knicks drafted over local boy Ron Artestthe most embarrassing basketball moment of the early aughts. James tried that on Green, and it didnt go so well. His groin connected with Greens neck, so the Warrior delivered a shot to Jamess junk, prompting the two to get in each others faces.

After the game, TNT analyst Charles Barkley commended a chortling Green for retaliating, saying, At least I know he couldve played in our days, because let me tell you something: if a guy step over you, you got to get him. That is the most disrespectful thing that you could do to a player that you knocked down, is step over him. That tells me right there that he could have played back when we actually had real basketball toughness.

James reacted a bit differently: by unleashing a seven-minute locker room tirade and whining to ESPNs Chris Broussard about Green calling him a bitch.

He said Draymond Green called him the B-word and thats what got him going, said Broussard. And also, as many people have seen on the replays, Draymond tried to hit him in the private parts. And so those two things really upset LeBron James. He told me he cant remember being that upset on an NBA court. He said hes sure its probably happened before, but he cant remember the last time he was that upset. And mainly it was because of the name Draymond called him.

King James made such a fuss that he got Green suspended for Game 5, which the Cavaliers won handily. This is the new NBA, folks: LeBron James, the face of the league, complaining about being called a name to a reporter. Can you imagine Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant doing the same?

Earlier this year, Kobe himself lamented how the NBAs gone soft. Its more of a finesse game, Bryant said. Its more small ball, which, personally, I dont really care much for. I like kind of smash-mouth, old-school basketball because thats what I grew up watching. I also think its much, much less physical. Some of the flagrant fouls that I see called nowadays, it makes me nauseous. You cant touch a guy without it being a flagrant foul.

Kobes statement was echoed by his former teammate Shaquille ONeal, who said, Mike playing against Detroit and the Bad Boysthat was the real NBA, calling the current iteration of the league very soft, as well as Gary Payton, who tweeted, I could never play basketball in this soft era. All of my contract money would go toward fines.

These days, almost every time a player intentionally fouls someone hard, theyre hit with a flagrant foul and face a possible suspension, as well as a fine of up to $25,000. The play stoppages, between TV timeouts for ads and foul calls, are constant. Its gotten so preposterous that ESPN even has an in-house referee analyst, Steve Javie, who litigates fouls mid-game.

It didnt used to be this way. Players used to leave it all out on the floor, and games were more intense, more competitive. The stakes were higher. Were deprived of great moments, like in Game 2 of the 1985 Eastern Conference Semifinals when Pistons Bad Boy Bill Laimbeer threw a wild elbow that connected with Larry Birds chinonly to have Larry Legend come back and drop 31 points on him in the second half, his jersey stained with blood. Or that time Charles Oakley and Charles Barkley got into a brawl after a hard foul during a 1996 preseason game. Or the all-out war between Dennis Rodman and Alonzo Mourning in Game 4 of the 1997 Eastern Conference Finals.

In response to the oft-contentious 80s Pistons, aka the Bad Boys, the NBA instituted a number of rules changes that softened things up. In the 1988-89 season, they upped the number of referees from two to three, and in the 1990-91 season, penalties for flagrant fouls increased to two free throws and possession of the ball. Furthermore, if theres no apparent effort to play the ball, the player may be ejected which came with an automatic $250 fine.

Further rules changes were inspired by the 90s Knicks. With the start of the 1993 playoffs came a new rule: any player who throws a punch in a game will automatically be ejected, receive a one-game suspension, and be fined. Also, any player who leaves the bench area during a fight would be fined $2,500, and the team would be docked $5,000 for each of its players who leaves the bench area. In the 1994-95 season, the penalty for leaving the bench area during a fight was increased to an automatic one-game suspension and max $20,000 fine; hand-checking became illegal; and two flagrant fouls led to ejection.

  The 2004 Malice in the Palacean ugly brawl where members of the Indiana Pacers, led by Ron Artest, went into the stands at Detroits Palace of Auburn Hills to fight unruly fansbrought even more changes. In 2005, teams began hiring former FBI agents to head their security, while fans booze was limited to 24 ounces and banned from being sold in the 4th quarter. If that werent enough, the league installed a mandatory dress code where players were forced to dress business casual before and after games. Nowadays, players treat the stroll from their vehicle to the locker room like a fashion runway.

Basketball boasts the most physically gifted athletes of any professional sport; sculpted bodies dancing through the air, crashing into one another. If the NBA hopes to remain must-see TV, however, it needs to rediscover the toughness and gamesmanship that made it so compelling in the first place. And the leagues best all-around player, LeBron James, must lead by example.

Read more: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/16/the-nba-is-softer-than-baby-thighs.html

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