#he could do it so much faster as a ex magistrate but then he’d have to stop watching her pout as she figured out legal documentation

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I like to think of AA as a kinda of pampered cat that’s just got the ultimate home 🥹 he has a lot of things he wants! but dammit it this pillow is so soft and his consort is so pretty placed in his lap…he’ll focus on world domination later after he indulges a little more in this delicious feast before him.

They had eternity after all, Why not gorge himself on his darling dark consort? If he doesn’t want to go to a meeting he simply won’t.

Dark consort waking up from a wonderful nap in his arms to Astarion, their crimson king, reading a book as they lounged in their den of plush pillows and high class wines.

“Mhhh, didn’t you have a meeting you had to go to?”

AA, with that half smirk of his: I don’t have to do anything, my sweet.

Tav/durge: you’ll loose buissiness that way

AA: dear, who do you know, in this city that could afford to turn down business with me?

Tav/durge: Jaheira.

AA, already pouting: ugh, don’t mention the geriatric so early in the morning, you’ll ruin my appetite.