#he can't help it

[erinwantstowrite]

How much $ did Peter have to spend on sticky notes to cover the entire batmobile?

he had quite a few in his school backpack already but the many, many others that he had were stolen from the nearest dimensional equivalent to a Wal-Mart

[whoisspence]

reid: i won't say i told you so

morgan: thank you kid

prentiss: we appreciate-

reid: but i did inform you both thoroughly

[teddybeartoji]

sae lets you bite and gnaw on his fingers as much as you want and he's gonna be staring at you like you're the most interesting little creature in the world every single time

[trappedinacomputer]

Bad: "I will say pwetty pwease whenever it means I can get free stuff"

[penny-anna]

What if mtmte era Megatron still has the evil laugh

Swerve: *tells a good joke*

Megatron: ha ha

Megatron: MWA HA HA HA

Megatron: .....why are you all looking at me like that

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

They are all having a group hug and the poor demon is just left out there in the snow

My poor little sad demon

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

A Friend of Mine (2006) Daniel Brühl as Karl

Just Daniel being hot when the scene doesn't call for it.

[cinamun]

Teleportation | Next

[cruxxio]

"That's the 5th jersey you stole..." "Well what's yours is mine now." 😈

[occasional-wott-bros]

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[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Is there anything the fairy's like to do together when they can? Like a game or activity to spend time together? Is there one they each enjoy the most or are the best at?

Absolutely!

They love playing all sorts of games together. Games such as stone skipping, tickle tag, and their favorite- hide and seek.

Sundrop is always easy to find, because his giggling gives him away.

[arieswritez]

HII! i just wanna start out by saying I absolutely adore and love your mark fics so much, I’ve been eating them up 🫶. but i wanted to ask, in your yan! mark alphabet, you said mark would be more rough if you’re on the masculine side. do you think you can go more into that?

hi :v!!!

i think mark would be rougher w a 'partner' (partner in quotes cause he's holding you hostage 🤭) who's masc because of daddy issues. . basically LMAOO.

if we're talking about alternate!mark, despite the fact that they took over the planet: he still feels the need to prove himself to his dad.

he may not show it but he still holds a lot of anger towards nolan. if their fight still happened in that timeline, mark finds himself having nightmares about his dad above him, pummeling him into that mountain and he wakes with a start before his dad can deliver the last fatal blow.

it causes friction.

maybe nolan and him bump heads from time to time. heated arguments and icy glares in which mark is always the first to back down on. because the truth of the matter is that mark is afraid of his father. and sometimes he wonders if they're real partners or if what they've got is more of an uneasy truce.

regardless, conquering earth is something mark is letting his father do because he wants his approval.

he wants to be just like him.

of course, that insecurity - that resentment - bleeds into his other relationship w men or masc!presenting individuals. it's an ego thing. a need to puff out his chest and show that he's stronger than said person. that he's better. that he can bring them to their knees.

he's going to take out his frustrations and do to you what he couldn't do to nolan.

sigmund freud would have a field trip with alt/yan!mark i'm telling you.

it gets him so, so hard to see someone who's supposed to be strong reduced to whimpers and tears. he loves to tear them apart and watch as they try to pick up the pieces, only to fail in doing so. to watch them become an empty shell of what they used to be. he wants to be the reason you wake up in a cold sweat at night.

he really is his daddy's son 😞🫶🏽

also good luck if you're taller or just slightly bigger than him in any way. . let's not even mention if you're older. . it's NOT gonna be fun. for you, anyway.🤭

[tzschixel]

Carlitos Monte-Carlo pre-match press & ATP biggest secret behind the scene

Just about ten thousand beams of sun in one person

[misc-obeyme]

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE I must see this silly little demon purr, I must!

It would be so cute. Just like how you can't move when a cat is sitting on you, if Barbatos was leaning on me or something while purring I'd be frozen for eternity.

I actually injured my nose a few years ago, so now when I'm sleeping, it apparently sounds like I'm purring. As much as I would love to talk about MC purring... Barbatos is better.

You're so right. He would be INCREDIBLY embarrassed. At first, I think I'd tease him about it, but I wouldn't go too far. I'd try to comfort him when he ultimately goes bright red. Wouldn't stop petting him, though 😈

Okay but you purring in your sleep sounds absolutely adorable~

And I kinda think Barbatos would love it. Like maybe you're all snuggled up together in his bed and he's trying not to fall asleep because he just likes to listen to your sleep-purr. Eventually he can't help himself and starts purring along with you. Then he does fall asleep because the double purring would be so relaxing.

But if you're awake at the time of his purring, I also think he'd protest if you stopped or moved away. Like hey, you pspspsps'd him over here, now you gotta stay put until he's had his fill of purring and petting, that's just how it works!

Not that any of us would have a problem with that. It'd absolutely be like when a cat Chooses You and gets comfy on your lap, like you know you aren't going anywhere and the cat knows it, too.

Barbatos is embarrassed, but he's also got you captive. He's gonna take advantage of all those MC snuggles, maybe even steal some kisses...

[thewyrmspace]

He looks fuckin stupid with his stupid tooth gap AND those big ass fangs like what is wrong with him. Genuinely

[grease-weasel]

10 luck squad @nuka-goblin

he got caught sneaking looks at the cards 😔😔