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LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭 WHY is he so painfully cute PLS. BABY 💗💗💗

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Loki & Thor in “Thor & Loki – Double Trouble” n° 3

It seems I forgot to post my thoughts for “Thor & Loki – Double Trouble” 3 so here they are.

We left the brother falling in a hole. Well, the fall seems to be quite long in an “Alice in Wonderland” fashion and, instead than constantly panicking like Loki seems to do in “Thor: Ragnarok” the two apparently had grown quite comfortable with it, Thor perfectly straight, head down with his arms crossed while Loki seems almost seated, arms crossed behind his head and legs also crossed.

I do wonder which kind of adventures they usually live if they can get comfortable in such a situation.

Anyway, to Loki’s question if Thor has heard something, Thor insists all he could hear is the wind of Loki’s idiocy. Really, it’s worrisome Thor believes Loki is an idiot and yet he insists on playing along with his schemes. As Obi-Wan Kenobi would say ‘Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?’

I get why Loki can call himself the smart brother of the two, at least he’s not following the fool.

Anyway Loki dismisses the fact he has maybe heard a voice to ask Thor if he wants to play a game. Really, this Loki is someone who’s desperate for his brother’s attention… in the most terrible way because his way to get it is by being overall terrible.

Thor, you’re the older, you should try teaching him he can have your attention without getting you two in troubles.

Also I’d like to know how to play ‘Rock, hammer, dagger’, which Loki suggests, offering with an enthusiastic smile to even let Thor play first… since Thor turns the offering down saying he won’t give Loki another chance to stab him.

Is it a version of ‘Rock, paper, scissor’, only instead than making hand gesture you literally use them to hit your opponent?

Whatever, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, Loki notices it and as he praises himself for being the smarter… neither of the two attempts to place himself in a position that would make their landing better.

Thor falls straight on his face because for some reasons he moves behind the arms he has raised while Loki falls on his back.

Loki would like to know for how long they had been falling but Thor counters the smart question would be where they landed… to which Loki replies it wasn’t a competition for best questions. I love this Loki. I get Thor might feel like strangling him but I can’t help but love him… though if I were in Thor’s place either I find a way to handle him better or I might consider strangling him as well.

Thor thinks they’re in Jotunheim and proves his point by sniffing a rock. I don’t know what Jotunheim rocks smell like, I didn’t even know they were meant to have a distinctive smell. I though they would be ice shaped as rocks or rocks covered in ice. Whatever, every day you can learn something new, in this case that Thor can recognize Jotunheim by the smell of the rocks.

Loki thinks the orb can bring them back only… to discover he lost it. He’s not happy when Thor points it out. Thor, blaming him for losing the orb and asking him for a solution, tosses the rock away… and it predictably hit someone who was previously concealed from everyone’s sight, who’s clearly big, dangerous, with many friends (which also were concealed from everyone’s sight… really guys, why so many people hidden? And mountain giants, no less! Where you playing ‘hide and seek’?) and not happy to receive a rock on his head.

Meanwhile Loki and Thor argue. Loki claims it was his idea to fall into the tunnel and Thor says he was merely being foolish and using something he didn’t understand to clean up the mess he made and is again avoiding responsibilities and getting him in troubles. Really Thor, if you thought so, WHY DID YOU ENABLE HIM TO DO SO INSTEAD OF STOPPING HIM?

I’ve a younger brother who used to be troublesome, I didn’t use to tell him ‘yeah, go for it’ when he came up with a dumb idea and follow after him with my fingers crossed in hope it didn’t get us killed! You aren’t even tagging along because you want to babysit him, you just let yourself be completely roped by his crazy schemes and then complain if they go predictably wrong…

Also Loki, sweetheart, really, no need to lie when it’s obvious it’s a lie. As the smartest brother don’t do it, unless you enjoy arguing with Thor, which I fear is exactly the point of all this mess. You really have to learn you can get attention from him with better methods, you know?

Anyway while Thor is complaining, completely focused on his own complain Loki notices the giants approaching and tries to warn Thor.

Should I point out I love how Gurihiru, in those four panels manages to give them different expressions and poses while keeping them in the same spot in the image merely having them do a discussion?

But back to the story Thor finally notices they’re surrendered… so he accepts Loki’s suggestions they should just run away.

I love their faces as they realize so!

Though really, this time they don’t attempt to pass for brave.

Loki asks Thor which is the plan, Thor demands to know why he’s in charge of the plan and Loki points out Thor doesn’t like his own plan to which Thor agrees because he claims since Loki is the God of mischief he doesn’t have plans but fiendish plots… while Thor’s plan turns out to just hit people in the teeth with his hammer.

Great plan, Thor… -_- but really, for once Loki is deferring to you and he’s right, you don’t like his plans so why are you complaining he put you in charge of making plans?

As they talk a hammer goes past them and then SHE appears.

The goddness of Thunder. AKA Thor.

Which I’ll call ‘Lady Thor’ from now on, to make things simpler to follow.

What follows are again 4 wonderful panels of the siblings being confused (I love Thor’s expression and Loki tilting his head) before Loki satisfied point out this means they aren’t in Jotunheim and they found another Thor and not another Loki because Lokis are very rare and special...

...and Loki, love, I adore you but, first of all, I think it’s hard to manage with just one of you and second, you’re basically inviting disaster because I just know this means a Loki will show up as well.

But I love you anyway.

Female Thor doesn’t waste her time and starts beating the rock giants, pointing out Thor and Loki could make themselves useful as well.

Thor reminds himself he has a hammer as well and could help. Loki says he was just giving her space and be chivalrous. It’s kind of fun how Loki doesn’t seem to want to fight but when they started fighting he can hold his ground pretty well.

Once they’re done, Loki and Thor introduce themselves to Lady Thor. Loki is polite about it, bowing to her while Thor does so in his own boisterous manner (I love how each of them has his own panel with Lady Thor looking at each of them as they introduce)…

...which pushes Lady Thor to decide there’s not enough space in that universe for two Thors so the two attempts to fight things out before Loki realizes he has the wonderful chance to put not one but TWO Thors at work into one of his crazy competitions to see who’ll be Thor (Christmas has come early for Loki, indeed)…

...and like any true loving brother informs Lady Thor he’s rooting for her, which annoys his own brother.

They still decide to go for a competition that’s not the ‘there can be only one’ Highlander style of competition.

Thor suggests hammer toss, rejected because simple, Lady Loki best lighting strike rejected because subjective so Thor tries again with something involving strength, arm wrestle. Lady Thor, who must be more clever than him pretends to thinks it over, clearly figuring out he suggests competitions based on strength thinking her weak…

...but in the next page we see her effortlessly winning the arm competition.

Thor, who can’t even accept to lose against himself complains arm wrestle is a sport of mortals.

Lady Thor retorts it’s a good thing HE suggested it. Learn take responsibilities for your failures, Thor and be a positive example for Loki. You’re the big brother after all.

Loki points out they can’t go home without solving the small issue of a missing orb, which is their only mean to go back home.

As Lady Thor considers where it could have ended we see that the orb was retrieved by Lady Loki… who’s planning to have lot of fun with it.

Now there’s a long and complicate story with the identity of Lady Thor and Lady Loki in the Marvel universe… but, I wonder if here the case is merely that both Thor and Loki are gender swapped in that universe (if so could be said in regard to Loki…).

So, is Lady Thor Jane, or she’s the female version of Thor and Lady Loki is her sister? Was it her voice what Loki hear while they were falling or someone else is involved? Or there was just no voice?

We’ll discover in the next episode!

Anyway I continue to love this crazy comic. The characters are very expressive and the situations are funny, although a bit predictable. But whatever, Thor and Loki are love and I love this story.

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Big Mouth: 10 Funniest Quotes From Netflix's Hormone Monster – Screen Rant

Wouldn’t it have been nice to have someone there to guide us through the horrors of puberty? A creature who could teach us how to properly control our hormonal urges and help us grow into stronger (and less terribly awkward) individuals? Well luckily for Andrew, he is able to have this puberty-guidance in the form of his very own hormone monster.

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Maury is easily one of the funniest and most essential characters on Big Mouth, and with season 3 coming up, we want to honor him by finding his funniest lines.

Here are Maury’s 10 most hilarious quotes in the series.

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10 “SPOKEN LIKE A TWO-FACED F**KIN’ GEMINI”

Maurice: “I know I’m a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde.”

Andrew: “Enough with the astrology!”

Maurice: “Spoken like a two-faced f**kin Gemini…”

One of the best relationships in the series is between Andrew Globerman and his hormone monster, Maury. Listening to these two as they interact is not only side-splittingly hilarious but it is also a (sadly) accurate depiction of how most people think when they are struggling through puberty.

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Although Maury is mostly representative of Andrew’s darkest and most perverted thoughts, he sometimes proves himself as an individual who buys into astrology and can’t stand two-faced Geminis…

9 “GOODNIGHT YOU PRINCE OF WESTCHESTER, YOU KING OF THE TRI-STATE AREA”

Maury says this to Andrew before he goes to sleep, and at this point, we are all kind of wishing that we had our very own hormone monsters while growing up. If we had a hormone monster, they would not only help us go through puberty but apparently they’d wish us goodnight in the most awesome and amazing way possible. Who wouldn’t want to be given such praise, especially at that age when we were our most awkward and self-conscious selves?

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8 “ANDREW, I THINK THE MOTHER AND SISTER ARE ABOUT TO F***”

It’s safe to say that Maury has a bit of a twisted mind. He is the hormone monster after all, and therefore he doesn’t have much control over his wildly inappropriate thoughts. We are curious as to how this guy managed to get through all of life being the way that he is, but we totally love him anyway. He is easily one of Nick Kroll’s most hilarious characters and that’s saying a lot because Kroll tends to be the master of creating the funniest personas alongside John Mulaney.

7 “I MEAN, MAYBE IF IT’S ANIMATED WE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT”

It’s honestly mindblowing how much Big Mouth has been able to get away with, but luckily for the series, Netflix is pretty lenient when it comes to their original content. Like South Park and Family Guy before it, Big Mouth is one of those animated TV shows that’s able to get away with a whole lot more simply because it is a cartoon.

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We are so thrilled that Netflix allows Kroll’s series to be as outrageous and vulgar as it wants to be, because “outrageous” and “vulgar” are the perfect words used to describe our experiences with growing pains.

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6 “PUBERTY FAIRY?! I’M THE HORMONE MONSTER.”

Maury: “Puberty Fairy?! I’m the hormone monster. I’m no fairy. I mean sure I like to f*** around with dudes, but I’m no fairy.”

You’ve got to hand it to the puberty fairy – eh, hormone monster – that although he can be crass and wildly inappropriate, he is an extremely open-minded individual. It is important to give credit where credit is due, and we are so happy that Maury is such a free-spirited and inclusive monster because he teaches Andrew to be the same way.

Where can we get such an open-minded hormone monster?? Do they sell those on Amazon? Asking for a friend.

5 “MAYBE ONE DAY YOU’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS TIME FONDLY AND PERHAPS EVEN MAKE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL OUT OF IT.”

“Look,  I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you’ll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”

Funnily enough, series creators Nick Kroll and Andrew Goldberg based the series around their own painfully awkward middle school experiences that were dominated by shame and embarrassment. Yet to be frank, who hasn’t had a middle school experience that centered around feelings of shame and embarrassment?

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Practically everyone can relate to the sweaty cringe-fest of junior high that is being portrayed on Big Mouth and it seems as though Kroll and Goldberg have created something beautiful out of their misfortunes. How hopeful is that?

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4 “LOOK AT HER GOIN’ TO TOWN ON THAT HUMMUS…”

Nick’s hormone’s monster points this out to Andrew in the cafeteria as Missy “goes to town on that hummus.” This is one of Maury’s most hilarious lines because this guy is able to make the least sexy situation seem way too hot to handle. Something as mundane and bland as eating a chickpea spread is still somehow wildly sensual in the hormone monster’s eyes and it is just the purest form of comedy gold. We will probably never be able to eat hummus again without thinking of Maury’s words… and we’re oddly okay with that.

3 “YOU’RE A LITTLE F**KIN’ FREAK, I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU”

This quote accurately describes how we feel around our closest friends. No one wants to be around someone who is polite and proper all of the time, especially not Maury. The great thing about this series is that it teaches you to embrace your inner freak and not be so timid and afraid of it. Maury may arguably be crazy, but at least he teaches the middle schoolers how to accept themselves rather than having them constantly feel ashamed for their wild imaginations.

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2 “YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT HUNK OF CHEESE”

Maurice says this to Matthew as he helps him get ready for the most dreaded day of all – Valentine’s Day. Matthew personally cannot stand the holiday dedicated to love, because it makes him feel alone. He struggles as he is the only “out” kid at his school and because of this he feels like there’s never anyone for him while everyone else gets to find love and explore their feelings. Luckily, he meets someone in “My Furry Valentine”, and of course he does, why wouldn’t he? Being a “hot hunk of cheese” and all, he’s bound to find some lovin’.

1 “THIS KID IS A GODD*MN PRODIGY I THINK HE’S HIS OWN HORMONE MONSTER.”

Andrew’s hormone monster says this as he observes Jay Bilzerian in full-blown action. Jay is constantly filled with energy and he is arguably the most hormonal kid out of the bunch, which is often the cause of his many problems. (Remember when he got his pillow pregnant?). Instead of reprimanding the kid for his obnoxious ways, Maury sees him as a prodigy and a world-class hero who doesn’t need any guidance because he is basically his own hormone monster. We think he might be on to something…

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