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jennrypan · 2 years ago

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Ok good things about this finale cuz honestly it was a solid episode, extremely stressful and they didnt actually deal with the issue they said they were goin too but anyways--

Butcher..protecting Hughie in his..own special way, love to see it (did it with MM too, his love language is knocking his family out for the greater good and thats not good--)

Also I like Annie and Maeves relationship soo much?? The friendship i didnt know i needed, like Annie actually made her want to be a hero cuz unlike all them Annie genuinely wanted to help, always wanted to help and its just "Fuck if YOURE still good after everything..maybe the world isnt too bad."

Black Noir aint have to die like that and i am FUMING. FUCK-- Anyways. Reggie (~A-Train) is finally after so damn long realizing the consequences of his actions and its good! Its about time they all get consequences for being cunts. I feel bad for his brother though (but honestly blue hawk deserved to die, idc, Ill give A Train a slight pass on that one)

The Deep being this overly pathetic, fish fucker lacky is always hilarious. Hes just such a loser, also. Ashleys haair oh my goddd. Like..shes been in so much stress and the fact Homelander just made her take off her wig for no reason. Insane. Ashleys a dick sometimes but i feel bad for her cuz when she first started she was probably happier and eager to assist which is sad.

Also ..Ryan is..annoying. After everything his mom taught him. He just immediately turns the other cheek cuz his crazy dad said some nice things?? Like..he shouldve just said fuck Butcher AND Homelander and maybe go with CIA Lady again?? And now hes with a bunch of trump supporters which is not what you want a little kid to be around (and Jeanines loser ass step dad, MM better kill his ass. Hes crazy)

Also. Hughie deciding to amplify Annies powers instead of taking the V cuz he cares about her and knows she cares about him just!!!! Them!!!! They are perfect!! also. God modw Annie for the win!! I hope they use that more next season, i want her to fly- she needs it, let her be op !!

Also Soldier boy was really good. He was such a big piece of shit, also..i do like how he was gonna go through with the plan and they shouldve friggin let him THEN jumped his ass. Also. He was the WORST and Jensen did so well, its so cool to see him in things like this and I hope hes in more stuff, maybe a movie next?

Also..Head Popper (i forgot her name 😭) is fuckin runnin for vice president?? Please-- get her- also I like how the group is gonna stand up for themselves especially Frenchie, cuz Butcher treated them all like shit for a while and he better apologize to all of them and at least he didnt object to Annie joining them (also..i hope the way to keep him alive they give him permanent v or SOMETHING please-- he better not get a redemption by dyin for someone istg-)

Just.hhh this show. The writing and character arcs are sooo much damn better than in the comics and i love it, im barely even goin through other parts of the episodes cuz so much happened but yeah just!!!! Cant wait for season 4

#the boys #j.p speaks #its gonna be sooo long before seasom 4 tho ;;#the boys amazon #the boys spoilers

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maotranslates · 4 years ago

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Chapter 3

Novel: Life Going Wild With Plug-ins 带挂装逼, 最为致命 by Shi Zi Qing 十字卿

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Waking up, I felt extremely helpless. My long hair was wrapped in circles upon circles around my neck. I had no option other than to lean on the side of the bed and try to straighten it out, but it became more and more tangled and messy, so I could only give up.

　　The life of the ancestors, so full of hardships.

　　 There were porridge and side dishes placed on the table with a top class sense of service, and I silently praised it in my heart. Eating half a bowl of porridge, I put down the spoon and commented: "Not as good as what you made yesterday."

　The Shadow Guard looked at me uncertainly.

　　 "This servant will assist Master in getting ready." The Shadow Guard brought a basin of water over and wrung out a towel.

　　 I parted my messy hair in complete cooperation to reveal my face, stretching it out to him. The moist and warm water flowed across my face very pleasantly. All the sticky things from the sides of my mouth were completely washed away, and I felt a lot more comfortable. It turns out that the physical body needs to be cleaned daily, I secretly took note in my heart.

　　 When I lowered my head, I noticed that there was also something dark around the Shadow Guard’s wrists, which mottled his hands and covered them in traces, but the part that touched the water had dissolved, turning red and faintly disappearing into the water.

　　 I touched his hand with curiosity, and the Shadow Guard cooperatively stood still. Dipping it with water and wiping it little by little, the solid pieces of red were gradually washed away, revealing a pair of pale and capable hands with slender knuckles.

　　 "Aren’t these very good looking?" I was puzzled.

　　 The Shadow Guard did not answer.

　　 When I let go, the Shadow Guard took the towel back. I guessed that he had finished washing up and asked skillfully: "Ordinary people, what should they do at this time?"

　　 "To do business in the market, or work in the field."

　　 Oh, going to the market! That sounds interesting. I stood up, cheerfully saying: "Then let’s go!"

　　 "Just, going out like this?" The Shadow Guard hesitantly said.

　　 "Is that not good?" I modestly asked.

　　 Shadow Guard shook his head firmly: "Master is naturally... very good."

　　 I smiled with satisfaction, then went out with a head of hair like a chicken’s nest.

　　On the road to the market, there were many people also heading there, and the road was crowded with people and traffic.

　　 Donkeys, horses, and camels also crowded on the road next to people. I felt that if you were just a little careless and made a wrong step, you would get trampled on the face.

　　 It was rather scary.

　　 As I was walking, a horse on the side of the road got spooked, standing upright and calling loudly. The girl selling flowers next to it was frightened and moved backwards, knocking over a stall selling rouge and stepping on the butcher who sold meat. Immediately, the sounds of yelling and scolding arose, causing a small ripple of disturbance.

　　 The Shadow Guard calmly moved me two steps away, only then did I not get dragged in.

　　 "I almost ran into... There are too many people." I became even more panicked.

　　 "This servant is here, Master can be at ease." The Shadow Guard replied steadily.

　　 The Shadow Guard is really a good person.

He guarded my surroundings very gently and cautiously, and although the road was crowded, the journey was quite safe, even the corners of my clothes were not touched. My heart indeed felt more at ease, and my courage became greater, even daring to go look around when I saw interesting shops, touching and moving things here and there.

　　 After wandering around for a while, I saw a blacksmith's shop, with the sound of metal clanking accompanied by a heat wave billowing over.

　　My mind was shaken. Originally, in the ancient stories I read, the heroes who travel the country must be equipped with a few magical weapons and swords. Where the sword is, the person is, and if the sword is gone, the person is also gone. The moment the name of the weapon is read is awesome, and when making big moves, movie lines are shouted. Thinking about it again, I’m empty-handed right now, a bit of a failure, not the style that a creator god should have.

　　 Joyfully walking into the store, I saw a lot of ironware arranged outside. I didn't see any cool weapons, only a few short and square knives.

　　 After looking back and forth in front of the table, I was eager to try it out and picked up a knife. I looked back and the Shadow Guard didn’t stop me, so I assumed there wasn’t any danger.

　　 Stroking it with my finger, the heavy metal blade was cold and very comfortable. The blade was polished until it shined, the sharp edges glowing like a mirror, and when I wiped my finger across, I could feel the lines in my fingerprints.

　　 I smoothly moved my finger across, habitually pulling back.

　　 Slash.

　　 "Ahhh oh my god oh my goddd it hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts—————"

A piercing pain made my eyesight go black, a long cut was made on my finger, with bright red liquid gushing out. The nearby shop assistant who was forging ironware was frightened by my wailing voice, throwing down the weapon in his hand, and the Shadow Guard was also dumbstruck for a moment before he finally reacted and grabbed my hand.

　　 I was already so pained that my teeth were clenched and I couldn't speak, and I looked at him with reddened eyes.

　　 The Shadow Guard tapped the acupuncture points on my wrist and the blood flow stopped a little. He quickly tore a strip of cloth from his body, hesitated for a moment and then threw it away, tearing a piece from my clothes instead to tie around my finger.

　　The physical body is really too terrible wuwuwu it hurts it hurts it hurts.

　　 He finished treating it, but I still couldn't recover, it took me a long time before I sniffled and asked, "Didn’t you say you would protect me?!!!"

　　 The Shadow Guard stared blankly at me for quite a while, then cautiously said: "You did this yourself... this servant also... this..." He paused for a moment and sighed, "This servant is incompetent, please punish me."

　　 "It hurts it hurts wuwuwuwuwu."

　　 "......Don’t hurt, don’t hurt ...Let’s not cry?" The Shadow Guard's tone was helpless.

　　 Under the gaze of a bunch of people watching idiots, I was coaxed out of the door by the Shadow Guard and sat on the side of the road sniffling. After breathing for a while, it didn't feel as painful, so I thoughtfully studied the bandaged wound.

　　 In the places outside of where the finger was bandaged, the traces of bright red blood that had just flowed through had now turned into a very familiar muddled black.

　　 I looked at the Shadow Guard's arm, and then at my own fingers, and then pulled it over for a while to compare. Isn't this the same?

　　 I was incredibly shocked: "Is this your blood?!"

　　 "……"

　　The Shadow Guard's expression was difficult to describe.

　　 "Is it?! All these on your body and these... these blackened marks, is it all your blood?!"

　　 "...Yes," he whispered.

　　 No wonder the innkeeper saw that he was seriously injured at a glance! Thinking about how painful only my shallow cut was, and how he had so many large and small wounds on his back and still served me to eat, drink and wash, I was suddenly furious: "You still say it doesn’t hurt?! Do you think I’m stupid?!"

　　 "...I am really starting to suspect so." The Shadow Guard frowned.

　　 This guy, not even using honorifics with me anymore, it’s obvious he’s looking down on me.

　　Hmph! I'm just inexperienced, I’m not stupid, you just came into contact with the physical body a few days earlier than me, what are you showing off for! I hate this kind of superior scoundrel the most!

　　 "Then what should we do now? Can you still walk? Does it hurt...Bah, it must be very painful. What should I do?" I anxiously spun in circles in place.

　　 The Shadow Guard looked at me coldly, not making a sound.

　　In our times, if the physical body is damaged, you can contact the maintenance staff to find after-sales service. It seems to be the same in this era, I remember it’s called a doctor. I composed myself and said to him: "Let's go find a doctor."

　　 The Shadow Guard only narrowed his eyes.

　　 "It's so painful that you can't move, right? You wait here. I'll find a doctor to bring here." I stroked his head, then turned and walked two steps, but he staggered after me.

　　 I halted and said, "Be good."

　　 The Shadow Guard stopped.

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