#he and vittorio both feel like they were designed to sell cosmetics over being interesting
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where do i contact mathieu cote to ask he grab ahold of felix richter and maybe recede that hairline a little bit
#dibi#dbd#i have like. vague opinions on felix#my big one is he just isnt that attractive#he has no flaws or interesting facets! who is this man!#hes just. aryan and chiseled and world renowned in a high paying field and has a wife and child and somehow time to maintain abs#and its just like.. this isnt an interesting person#he and vittorio both feel like they were designed to sell cosmetics over being interesting#give him a divorce. remove the sharp jawline. add a beer belly. idk any of the above#he'd be better for it!#sometimes bhvr's original survivor concepts make me worry they're distinctly afraid of creating a sad wet sack of a person#i don't think the modern bhvr / dbd team could have made dwight fairfield.#im sorry bc this isnt a personal attack but i think people who want shirtless felix sound a bit vapid#the man just lacks appeal#i've been thinking about this bc his new shirt cosmetic is ill fitting as hell#and it somehow immediately improved the character for me#like god damn finally he wears a tshirt like a dad would! and not a fashion model
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