#he also wouldnt survive an encounter with the splatoon. especially against captain 3 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

blueberry-blast · 1 year ago

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DJ OCTAVIO PROPAGANDA.

Thank you users @blueberry-blast, @wigglepiggle, @lynxz-studios, @insertcleverurl, @too-many-hyperfixations, @candycoatedrox, @smallfry3, @roxfox5, and @cishet-dj-octavio for the input

#got hit with art inspiration had to stop working on my internship just to draw anarchy hyping up their gramps :)#my art #splatoon #neo agent 3 #anarchy #dj octavio #more propganda hidden in the tags because why not! its been taking up too much brain space i need to get it out #to be fair my in game tag is literally dj octavio right now so im legally required to vote for him... but also-#number one: afton would not survive a day in splatsville or inkopolis #he'd either be run out by all the brutal squid kids calling him unfresh or he'd be force to dance while they all shout “go human go!”#he also wouldnt survive an encounter with the splatoon. especially against captain 3 #bro's gonna get special spammed if he even TRIES #in a fight against octavio he'd lose so badly bro's going up against an even bigger robot with some sick beats how's he gonna win that #“i always come back” lmao alright get killer wail-ed idiot #or squashed. just one punch or slap and he'd be a crusty old pancake #anyways dj octavio sweep >:)#oh and old man yaoi. octavio has that too. peepaw afton is sad and alone and very pathetic bro lost the intimidation factor games ago

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