#he also loves thicc girls cause I said so

[bihansthot]

I’m the anon who sent the thirst ask lol I always thought that if he were to say something he actually whispers while lightly kisses his partner, he’s not used to being emotional and expressing his feelings so it’s more like him touching or holding you or kissing you while he whispers soft stuff like how wonderful you are or how much he wants you to be his. Also I think IF YOU EVER FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT YOUR BODY AND HIDE IT FROM HIM he would go like “no no don’t hide yourself my love I love everything you are and you have” though he would be extremely distant and cold the day after that would make you crazy.. you’re the boss I wonder what do you think about that

I’m horrible nonny and replied to this ages after the thirsty ask so I have no clue who it was about but judging on who I usually specialize in, Bi-Han, Syzoth and Reiko are one hundred percent your number one cheerleader for body positivity! Everyone of them loves every inch of you, regardless of if you do or not, there’s no shaming allowed with them. You WILL love yourself dammit you’re their’s after all and everything they do is flawless, surely their partner is as well, at least in their eyes they are.

Please note this also applies to absolutely EVERYONE in Mortal Kombat, you are beautiful and perfect to whomever you love and they love you back so hard it hurts. There is nothing they wouldn’t do or say to make you smile, to make you proud, to see the love they give you reflected back in your beautiful eyes.

[dead-by-mending]

Legion members and what they think of each survivor

The title says it all. Once again, feedback would be appreciated

Dwight : Frank, Julie and Joey straight up think he's pathetic (they're just annoyed that he keeps hiding in lockers), while Susie just thinks he's trying, but not enough

Meg : While the others don't care about her, Frank and Susie actually like her. Frank because since she's a sprinter, she actually gives him a bit of a challenge and he likes that, and Susie... because she's cute and has a nice mask ?

Claudette : They're just so annoyed with how many times she was hiding right under their noses all the time, but Joey still kinda feels bad for her, especially after he learned about her social awkwardness, as he was like that sometime (he also thinks she's cute but won't admit it)

Jake : They hate Saboteur with a burning passion, so they have to hate the one who brought it, right ? Well actually no, Frank and Julie think he's kinda cool, living alone in the forest. That's the kind of life they would have prefered to Ormond

Nea : She's pretty much a bitch to every killer, trying to piss them off as much as she can thinking she can run them for hours (and it usually doesn't work). Too bad for her, the Legion is EXACTLY about that, so they love her attitude. Julie secretly wishes she could be friends with her

Laurie : Obviously they're always excited about the idea that they can stab the most iconic final girl herself, especially Frank and Julie. They used to hate DS, but since its nerf, not so much...

Ace : While they can get probably as cocky as him, they just can't stand that guy. Susie finds the grin he has in the lobby extra creepy

Bill : They don't understand how this old man can keep up. Then he looked cooler when they learned he did Vietnam and was shooting up zombies before diying and getting taken by the Entity

Feng Min : Susie is the only one to tolerate her, the others think she's just ultra annoying, like Nea but worse. She shouldn't have called them cringe, because now they keep calling her like that (even tho they don't know what it means)

David : They don't really care about him, and even less about him being gay (or anyone's sexuality or ethnicity, they just stab everyone the same). But once he tried to punch Frank in the face, and now he makes it personal every single trial where he faces him

Quentin : They don't know why, but they like this gremlin, especially Frank. They think he's funny when he just falls asleep at some random moment (because yes, it happens sometimes)

Tapp : If you're familiar with what the Legion was doing before killing, then you can guess they're not fond of law enforcement, including cops like Tapp. They prefer causing mayhem everywhere

Kate : Frank's soulmate (I will die on this hill). When they're in a trial together, he doesn't want to hurt her, but she doesn't the Entity to get displeased at him because of that... Meanwhile, the others don't care about her (not even Julie, she moved on so she couldn't care less)

Adam : What I said earlier about Legion and law enforcement also goes for education. So you can guess that they don't really like Adam either. However they have a bit of respect for him for sacrificing himself to save a girl in the train crash that got him here

Jeff : Their old pal from high school. None of them recognized him at first, because he had grown up, but once they did, they were kinda happy to see him. They try to let him live as much as possible (especially Susie)

Jane : Joey and Susie see her differently : he sees a thicc latina that's exactly his type, she sees what Jane is trying to be, a body positivity icon, as Susie is a bit chubby herself and got bullied for that... Meanwhile, Frank and Julie couldn't care less

Ash : Frank was in shambles when he saw Ash for the first time in a trial, as he's a big Evil Dead fan. He was kinda disappointed to see him without his chainsaw or boomstick though, he was hoping he could steal those

Steve : Their opinion on him evolved just like he did in the show : they saw him as an annoying douche at first, then started to like him for getting cooler

Nancy : At first they thought she would be boring. They quickly realized how wrong they were, especially Julie. Now they're either afraid or excited that she could bring guns in trials

Jonathan : Who ? No seriously they almost never see him, which is a shame because his music taste would surely fit some of the Legion members

Yui : They all think she's kinda cool. I mean, I don't know if you've seen a champion biker girl not being cool, but honestly, I never saw that happen

Zarina : Curiosity killed the cat, like they say. They wouldn't like her to search into their lives, especially Frank and Julie who made some "special recordings" of themselves...

Cheryl : They thought she was kinda cool at first, but now they're afraid of her, ever since they learned about how she killed a literal god, after giving birth to it (man Silent Hill's lore is confusing)

Cybil : Just like with Tapp, they like to show her their opinion on law enforcement... And let's just say it doesn't always end well...

Lisa : Frank always had a nurse fetish, so before starting to date Kate, he was really enjoying a trial against Lisa... Now he just asks Kate to wear a nurse outfit when they're alone...

James : At first they just found him weird because of his attitude. Then they thought he was creepy because they learned about Mary and how it created Pyramid Head. And now they hate him because he's basically the reason Midwich exists and they'll never forgive him for that (me neither)

Maria : She just kinda exist ? Just like Jonathan, they very rarely see her

Felix : Frank and Joey were just a bit jealous of his good looks. Frank still does, but now Joey feels bad about him because he got taken while his girlfriend was pregnant, meaning he has a child but may never see them ever...

Elodie : Julie likes her independent spirit and taste for adventure. But she and the other Legion members hate Power Struggle so much. No, they don't hate her because she's French, Canadians and Frenchs are bros

Yun-jin : A girl that's stylish and independent ? That's exactly the kind of girl Julie would like to be friends with. Too bad they don't have the same music taste and that one has to kill the other, otherwise they'd get along so well

Jill : Frank and Joey knew her from the og RE1, so they almost didn't recognize her (since it's her RE3 remake version). Also, they hate Blast mine so freaking much

Leon : No one knew him because the og RE2 came out after they were taken by the Entity. They soon learned that he could either be a nice dude to hang out with or literally the worst person to mess up with. Also they think Flashbang is funny (except when it actually works)

Claire : Same as Leon, but they can't take her really seriously

Chris : They just hate him because he always tries to punch them (and every other killer). He's just stupid

Mikaela : They found boons annoying at first, but now they mostly don't care. They find it dope to have a literal witch in the realm anyway. And let's just say her leather pants fashion didn't get unnoticed...

Jonah : It's not a good idea to have a CIA operative who loves math with a bunch of math haters... But not so much if said CIA operative committed war crimes...

Yoichi : They only knew his kid version from the original Ringu movie, so it felt weird for them to see him as an adult. And they don't like him so much since he's a teacher

Haddie : She's just kinda weird according to them, with her visions and all... But that's still kinda cool

Ada : Frank and Joey honestly were really interested in her...until they learned about Leon's feeling for her, they stopped having those thoughts. Professionals have standards

Rebecca : Frank thinks she's maybe just as sweet as Kate. But obviously not as beautiful

Carlos : An actual mercenary ? That's just really cool

Sheva : Apart from Joey, who seems to have a type, they don't really care about her. Sure, she's a military, that's cool, but that's it

Vittorio : They were kinda surprised to see a dude from the Middle Age here, and they got an existential crisis wondering if they were going to live that long or more in the Entity's realm...

Thalyta and Renato : Twin survivors ? Sure, why not ? Apparently Thalyta goes into Joey's type, and Renato seems really relatable to Susie for some reason...

Gabriel : They wish they could find him cool because of the fact that he's a clone but one thing stands in the way : MADE FOR THIS

Nicolas Cage : I could literally sum up their reaction with "What in the actual fu-". Seriously everyone was extremly surprised to see Nic fucking Cage arriving to the Entity's realm. And with his perks being overall so funny

Ripley : Frank loved the Alien movies, so seeing Ripley here was just so dope

(Sorry if it took so long, school was taking a lot of my time. That's also why some of the recent parts are short, I wanted to finish this quickly)

[lovelykhaleesiii]

OK I HAVE MORE!

so first of all, FUCK YEAH CHONKY BABIES WITH AEGON! like my own belief is that babies are cute unless they are all chubby and cute and just imagine somebody going like 'oh they are his father's children' as a way to insult both children and father and you just cradle the child closer all proud because your babies are the pretties, how could they not be when they are made by you and their father, aegon!

also oh gods, so. like the appeal to me of chubby! aegon is the fact that as somebody low key insecure about their body, I do feel like I'd just feel understood and also I don't know, I love words of affirmation but the physical proof that this man wants you? I... ugh... so, so freaking hot. like, you mention that maybe that dress isn't for you and he is like fucking you in it because, of course you are perfect in anything if anything that dress isn't deserving of your pretty body.

ALSO YEAH! a nice time in the garden with you trying to be composed because THAT IS VERY MUCH IN THE OPEN, AEGON, your mother's window literally is right over this spot! and also the annoyance at him ripping your dress but also you'd be lying if you said that you don't find it sexy and the urgency that mars his features and the knowledge that he'll keep to his promise to buy you a prettier one because he takes such a good care of you.

and oh gods, I feel like that take onto aemond wanting to leave something behind to you is so good! but also so angsty because he also doesn't want to be like his father and neglecting his son and low key he leaves behind letters in the case, he won't come back to his son, while you sleep after you are fully satisfied.

omg y/n & Aegon’s babies would be the prettiest! perfect mixture of your features and his!!! I would cherish my chunky babies with Aegon so fucking much. I’m not even maternal but the way I’d be so protective over them just like Nyra is with her boys UGHHHHH Aegon just would melt though seeing you cradling and holding his chonky babies!!! He hates how much pain you endure when you give birth tho, cause fuck that would hurt, but you’d do it all over again for him 🥺

yeah I just think he’d be so soft (physically and mentally) he’d be so insecure but overtime he’ll learn to appreciate himself & even use his mass against you (if you know what I mean). I think for me, I just generally am attracted to bigger / taller guys, LOVE A DAD BOD cause I’m a little bit of thicc girl myself 🤭 and I feel like just their body, the idea that they can protect and you feel so secure in their arms makes me feral.

Aemond 🤝 Angst … our poor bubba, he REFUSES to be anything remotely like Viserys. if he hears you’re pregnant, he’d definitely aim to come home in one piece after every battle. he’s switches into a lethal machine when it comes to his family with you.

[htauwu]

Fucking Hell || Baekhyun Drabble

Pairing: Abusive!Psycho!Baekhyun x Y/N

Genre: A T O N of angst, hardcore smut, Thriller

Tags: TW: mention of drugs, abusive elements, knife play, blood play, gore, sadism, fingering, slapping, finger sucking, big THICC cock, degradation, angst, cum play, size kink, masochism, breeding kink, unprotected sex (If you're uncomfortable with these elements, you may kindly leave)

Rating: 18+

Word count: 1.4k

Summary: "You stupid bitch, should've known better than to play with me..."

A/n: this is all so new to me since this is literally my first story on this platform :) I've gotten inspiration to write more from my favorite ff writers on here so I hope this is okay, since, i kinda (really) rushed and barely proof read :) My stories are kinda.. fucked, so there will be plenty of blood here, but once again, I hope you all enjoy this story <33 (Also, if you want a continuation of this drabble, let me know <3) 》~credits of cover to mee

Today was like any other. Wake up, eat, work, and do it all over again. Except, there was something different. Your abusive boyfriend, Baekhyun, cheated and you finally snapped after 5 years. 5 years full of torture. 5 years full of being scared for your life. 5 years of scars, cuts, and bruises everywhere on your body.

You felt bad for the new girl, but he wasn't your problem anymore. It seemed like they were strong. More in love than anything. It may have ached because you loved him more than anything. Voice sweet like honey, body of a god, long thick-

"Y/n! Get your ass up and come clean your mess!" Your mother yelled from the kitchen. You groaned and sat up. you stayed in bed all day anyway and it was afternoon. She knew about your situation and was at least generous for letting you stay over at her apartment. She never gave a fuck about you, being abusive, a drug addict, and a drunk herself, but you loved your mum, and wouldn't care if she fucking sold you for some meth or coke, or just a simple case of beer.

You slowly made your way down the hall, a long yawn leaving your mouth just when the front door slammed. There she goes again, You thought, sighing before cleaning your mess. you were starving, and since you were off for the day, you decided to cook yourself some simple bacon and eggs.

They were simple to make, since you didn't know how to cook much. So, 10 minutes and burning the bacon later, you sat at the table with your plate, quickly eating the small meal. There was barely food in the house and already losing weight, you sigh, deciding to go to the grocery store to buy at least a bit of food with the small pay check you had.

Slipping on your shoes and coat, you opened the door, not bothering to lock it since you didn't have your key anymore. You thought about it for a while, really contemplating, but just shaking it off. Who the fuck would go into your mother's apartment anyway? Right. No nobody would, right?

You finally got back from the store, about 5 bags full of groceries and a small snack for yourself. You walk into the door, the apartment, dark with just the moon illuminating the kitchen. You groan softly, flipping the switch to the kitchen, setting the bags on the counter.

"So, you thought that you could escape, huh?" A voice in the darkness said, causing you to jump in surprise. But of course, you knew that honey-filled voice, low but soft. Calming but frightening. He stood up from the couch, walking over to you, the pocket knife in his hand shining in the dim light.

"I asked you a fucking question, y/n," Baekhyun said in a low, calming voice. "You did, didn't you?" He said, tilting his head while circling around you. You were whimpering softly, staying still but keeping your gaze on him. He stopped in front of you, smiling softly, reaching out to caress your cheek before slapping you to the floor, being sure to leave a handprint.

"I see that you're still a disobedient little whore, huh? Fucking answer me, y/n!" He growled, his eyes full of rage and lust. "N-no! No I didn't!.." You stammered, shaking violently while looking at the floor, tears running down your cheeks.

He tsks, kneeling down to caress your face, causing you to lean into his touch. "Desperate little whore, huh? Such a desperate one. I can see you soaking the floor even with the underwear and shorts on." He exclaims, moving your panties out of the way and plunging his fingers deep into your wet cunt. How? How the fuck were you so wet? Despite Baekhyun humiliating you with his degrading and abuse, it always seemed to drive you crazy. You always craved for more. Always. You fucking loved it.

Baekhyun smirks as you throw your head back in pleasure and humiliation, setting the blade of his knife against your thighs.

"You're fucking mine, y/n. You stupid bitch, should've known better than to play with me, thinking you could leave. I will always find my way back to you." He said, pushing his fingers deeper. You were worried about your mum walking through the door, seeing you on the floor, legs open as Baekhyun finger fucks the drool out of your mouth. So, you stopped him, despite being so close.

You push his hands away from you, standing up hurriedly and dusting yourself off. "Get the fuck out of my house, Baek. I'm not with you anymore, nor do I belong to you." You said, turning away. Of course, you pissed Baekhyun off. He grabs your wrist, pulling you back and throwing you to the floor, causing you to hiss in pain. "Alright, fucking bitch, you'll regret even saying that." He said, he pulls you back up, swiping all of the groceries to the ground, grabbing one of your wrist, cutting below your vein, slapping you in the face once he finishes.

"Tell me who the fuck you belong to, you fucking slut. Say it, you bitch!" He said through gritted teeth, pulling your hair. "I belong to you, sir! I'm sorry!" You panicked out, blushing in embarrassment when you remembered that there were neighbors.

He grabbed your other wrist, doing the same to that one. "Say it again. Who do you belong to, whore?" He said, backhanding you on your other cheek.

"You, sir! Only you!" You whimpered out, Baekhyun's belt startling you as he simply just pulls his cock out after unbuttoning and unzipping his pants. He tore both your panties and shorts, immediately slamming into your cunt and hitting your spot dead on, a loud cry escaping your mouth.

He started to pound into your spot over and over again, taking his knife, slitting both your thighs, blood gushing out but not deep enough for stitches. The counter and floor was full of your rushing and escaping blood, the small apartment full of your moans of pain and pleasure and Baekhyun's groans, he smirked at your pain, looking down at your wrist and thighs, smearing the blood all around your body before shoving his bloody fingers into your mouth, muffling your moans.

"Shut the fuck up, you slut! So fucking loud and such a bitch," He said, slapping you again, harder than the previous ones. Your moans, though muffled by his fingers, were clearly whiny and still loud. Tears and drool were running down your face, mixing with the toxic mix of blood and sweat. He look down at your stomach, his evil smirk widening.

"So small and fragile against my fat cock, hm? Filling your fucking slutty stomach with my thick cock is making baby drool, huh? Like a little bitch in heat." He said, chuckling coldly, going deeper into your tired, close to cumming cunt. You were so fucking close and he knew it.

"Gonna cum inside of you. Gonna paint your fucking walls and knock you up with my child so that you can be mine permanently, understand?" He said, his thrusting becoming sloppy as he takes his fingers from your tired, loud mouth, his words causing you to cum instantly. Your cum leaks out from the side of his cock and onto the floor, the sensations against his fat cock causing him to cum after a couple more thrust, his thick and long ropes of cum knocking you up in the process.

You gasp from the feeling of his cum staining and milking your walls, a soft moan leaving your mouth. You look up at Baekhyun, his mouth open in pleasure. His forehead had pearly sweat sticking his hair to it and his head leaning back. He pulls out you, stroking his cock a few more time, more cum leaving his cock and landing on your thighs. You were now feeling light headed from the orgasm and the blood, now barely gushing out. He smirked sinfully at the excessive amount of cum on your thighs, mixing the blood and cum together, making a deadly concoction.

"You'll never fail to surprise me of the bitchmade things you do, y/n," He says, chuckling before putting his cock back into his pants, zipping and bottoning his pants, buckling his belt back up. He smirks more, walking to the door. "Your mum's coming darling. Tell me what she thinks about our little.. mess." He chuckle again but dryly, leaving the apartment. Not even a minute later, your mother walked in as you tried to clean everything up, failing and getting caught.

Fuck.

Masterlist

[tomorrowxforever]

✨Would NCT 127 fuck with a fat girl but it’s based on my honest opinion as a fat girl✨

This is all based on my opinion, if you don’t like my opinion that’s nice. Keep it to yourself😊

Taeyong: Yes 100%. Did y’all see that like short thing he did, idk if it was a commercial or what it was but the woman in it was plus size. Also, he exudes so much confidence all the time that I can’t really see him being ‘picky’. By that I mean, images don’t really matter to him, if he vibes with you he vibes with you.

Taeil: I don’t see him like actively seeking out a plus size person but I don’t think he’d be against it either. Idk what to say other than that, he isn’t against it or anything. Just neutral.

Johnny: I’ve seen a lot of people say he’s a no but I just can’t see it. I think he’s another one who doesn’t see body type as a big deal and if he finds you hot he finds you hot yk🤷 I think he would actually quite enjoy a plus size partner because he’s so tall and skinny. A shorter chubby girl would just be so cute to him.

Yuta: OMG YES. Yuta is like the only member who I think actually prefers big girls. He love love loves it when his lady’s got a tummy and thighs. Nakamoto Yuta would fuck a big girl today, tomorrow, any day of the week. Honestly he’s probably doing it right now.

Doyoung: Hmmmm no probably not. I just can’t see it no matter how hard I try. I don’t think he’s like fat phobic or anything, but I don’t think he’d be attracted to plus size people. Sorry🤷

Jaehyun: Idk tbh. It’s hard for me to get a read on him. Like on one hand I can’t really see him with a big girl, but on the other I can see him being against being with a big girl yk? Idk, lmk what y’all think.

Jungwoo: Jungwoo simply doesn’t date. Idk what it is but I don’t see him actively seeking out anyone. He’s maidenless😭

Mark: I think his type is probably thicc girls. Like hourglass figure little chubby type beat. Idk, I feel like he’s one of those guys with a ‘weight limit’ like no one over 200 yk. Also cause I don’t think Marks self esteem could handle dating someone bigger and possibly stronger than he is.

Haechan: Okok so. I was talking with my friend about this and she said he wouldn’t cause he has internalize fat phobia cause of his experience with the members *cough*Jisung*cough* targeting him for being ‘chubby’ (he’s not, like, at all). HOWEVER I feel like if he met a plus size person who was not only a sexy beast but also hella confident in themselves and their body????? He’d be foaming at the mouth. I think he finds chubby girls to be the cutest thing on the planet and would definitely be down to get with one at all times.

[hadontmindme]

Okay kids, since some of us are going through this Miles Teller phase for the first time I have compiled a list of things I’ve watched him in recently and rant and rave about each one. I spent some $$$ on these bad boys so let me help out my fellow stannie by giving you a rundown. Going from favorite to least favorite (based on MY taste).

(Ratings are based on how much I enjoyed it.)

1. The Offer - Paramount+ 10/10

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m obsessed with this show. I LOVE their relationship and I will die on that hill. Miles plays the MOST exasperated character I’ve ever seen and I’m here for it. I love them all and it’s 100% better if you pretend it’s completely fictional. It’s very 70s which is awesome and it’s also funny, suspenseful, and has really good character friendships and I love that. Really recommend despite a lot of critics.

Side note: I actually got a Paramount + account and it said it was a free trial but it charged me $1 so heads up.

2. Bleed for This - $$$ 9.5/10

I paid for this movie on YouTube and watched it like three times. I absolutely love it. Not only is there LOTS of shirtless Miles, but the character he plays is this scrappy kid who refuses to back down and is just so soft in a dummy thicc kinda way. Really motivational story too, but I love his character here so much. Only gave it a 9.5/10 cause I didn’t realize Vinny has a different girlfriend in each scene until the third time and could have done with a little more emotional scenes, but Miles DELIVERS with the few we get. (I’m also OBSESSED with the opening.)

3. War Dogs - Netflix 8/10

So I’m not a big fan of Jonah Hill movies just cause that’s not my usual type of humor I like but this movie was actually a lot better than I thought it would be. Miles’s character has a relationship with Ana De Armas and so that was really cute. Good movie about friendship and screwing over the US government.

4.) Only the Brave - Hulu 8/10

The ONLY reason this is not 10/10 is because I get emotional every time I watch it but I actually read the book years ago but never watched this so it was weird to actually sit down and watch it. It’s just an incredible story about some incredible men. Miles plays a real life person who I actually really admire so it was cool to see his portrayal. Good movie but really emotional. (Also Jennifer Connolly is in it too.) Also blonde!Miles

5.) Two Night Stand - Prime 7/10

All in all the story was cute. Not my usual thing so that’s why it was a seven. Miles’s character and the other main character are slightly annoying and it pushes the whole “I’m not like other girls” vibe but Miles is pretty cute in it so…

8. Whiplash - $$$ 5/10

*deep sigh* Movie wise this is the best movie he’s in. Cinematically speaking, the movie is phenomenal. Seriously, it’s a work of art. That being said, it’s not my favorite. I can recognize that a movie is superior and not enjoy it, and I didn’t enjoy it. It’s just not my cup of tea 🤷🏼‍♀️

Okay that is it for now. I’ve spent too much money between these and Top Gun tickets so hopefully this satisfies me for a bit.

Don’t be shy, drop recs in the comments.

[x-chubby-reader]

Oh MY GOD what about Bakugou, kirishima, and sero who get hit by a quirk who turns them into a lil toddler or whatever and they’ve got the biggest crush on their chubby/plus size classmate 🥺🥺

A/N - I literally love this idea so much, thanks to @fandom-fander for helping out with this headcannon.

Not Prof Read

Lowercase Intentional

Cursing

Toddler!Bakugo, Kirishima, and Sero x Plus size reader

Bakugo

aizawa sure as hell didn't feel like dealing with the angry pomeranian in minature form

he decided to leave the boy with the class and let them decide among themselves on who should watch the little firecracker for the day

extra credit anyone?

everyone immediately pinned the responsibility on you

kirishima, he didn't feel like getting screeched at by a small bakugo and needed to apparently go study

he also knew that bakugo had a fondness for you in his teenage form, so why not see if he still has it

fr little bakugo pretends to hate your guts

somehow this little toddler has the most hurtful insults

“you can't even get a boyfriend? that's pretty sad.”

suddenly choking out a child is okay

do it… no one has to know how it happened

even though he had pretended to hate you, he still kept trying to show off to you 

you decided to take him out on a little bike/tricycle ride? homeboy flipped it trying to show off how fast he could go and then proceeded to complain about scraping his knee

hey at least he got your attention

he is a literal leash kid fight me oh my god

bakugo will simply run away

you expected him to listen? oh you're in for a surprise

the only option that you give him is to either wear the embarrassing monkey pack or to hold your hand

he immediately grabs your hand and is literally so giddy and its adorable my lord-

smiles for days my heart i can’t-

he may seem all happy and nice, but that can flip in a minute

he’s the biggest brat sometimes and you are literally this close to punting him across the room

you don't get him something that he wants? little pomeranian boy will turn into a velociraptor child in an instant

the decimals that that kids voice can reach up to is kind of impressive not going to lie

“no bakugo, you can't have that right now maybe later-”

screech

thankfully he tires himself out quick enough to set him down for a nap

but nothing is ever simple, is it?

he wont go to sleep without you though, claiming that there are monsters and he needs to know where you are so he can protect you

no matter how many times you had explained to him that there weren't any monsters around, you slowly succumbed to his pleas

almost feeling bad for him, he just looked so serious about how you could get hurt that it made you feel bad

you didn't notice how much taking care of a kid took out of you until now

you had made a mental note to apologize to your mom for having to deal with you when you were younger later

As soon as you settled down on the couch with the toddler laying on top of you, you almost instantaneously passed out

oh boy were you in for a surprise when you woke up to a teen bakugo, still curled into your torso

he looked up to you after feeling you stir, he almost had a smirk on his face before burying his head back  into you 

mostly to hide the redness spreading over his face, he wasn’t going to admit that he was blushing

no way in hell

he just mumbled a “later” before his breaths softened into a steady pace

yeah, you may be stuck here for a bit

Kirishima 

you were there for the whole thing

red-top had pushed you out of the way of an incoming quirk blast and suffered the consequences

he became young again, almost too young

you felt bad

and who wouldn’t

so of course you took it upon yourself to watch him until the effects wore off

the thing you learned about him was that he was an even touchy-er child

homeboy just wanted to be held all the time

just climbing up and latching himself onto your calf

it was adorable but hard to walk with

If you pick him up, you’ve basically sworn an oath with the devil himself

you cannot put him down 

ever 

he gives the most pitiful looks when you do and drags his feet when you walk

he also wont leave you alone

so curious in whatever your doing at that exact moment

and he is impressed by everything you do

“what are you doing?”

“reading”

“wow so cool!”

a bug came in through the window and he screamed

you walked in all nonchalant, grabbed your shoe, and smacked that some of a bitch into a next dimension

he lit up omfg

“wow y/n, that was so manly!”

you brought him in to class since it had been a school day and were too afraid to tell aizawa about the incident

the girls were literally all over him

i mean, who wouldn’t be all over an adorable and friendly (looking at you bakugo) kid?

and the pebble boy was lapping up the attention like a thirsty dog on a hot day

you never expected him to act like this

shy maybe, but then again he was pretty outgoing in his teenage form

he was grinning from ear to ear

literally posing like a mini body builder and making little huffing noises

even you couldn’t help it, letting a little aww out like most of the other girls

this had been causing a slight disturbance to the class

so the whole going to school thing was pointless as aizawa sent the two of you home anyways

he is already a tired dad, he dosen’t need to be dealing with a toddler right now

putting the little strongman on your back you began to walk

you had been hoping that the effects would wear off in a few more hours 

but nothing ever goes to plan dose it?

while you had been walking, you noticed a significant weight increase, but just decided to ignore it

hey you were more sturdy and thicc, you wern’t no pussy, why stop all of a sudden because of the extra weight?

the only single thing that had alerted you to kiri being fully back was the whisper in your ear

instead of a sqeaky and mousy voice, you heart a more smooth and even comment

“hey stranger”

girl you dropped him and ran, him having to catch up to you

he has the audacity to give you a heart attack, he better suck it up

Sero

this was the same situation as bakugo, aizawa just didn’t want to deal with the kid

and especially a kid who kept mixing up two languages

he really was just so one

aizawa gave him the option to go to anyone

of course he ran straight to you, clinging onto your calf, as that was as high as he could reach

hey you looked the most inviting and least scary

he was literally terrified of bakugo and almost started to bawl is eyes out when he went near him

though he calm down slightly when he went down to get to a similar height as him. 

why wouldn’t you take the opportunity to watch a cute little kid and skip class

hey, aizawa said whoever watched him got extra credit

but there soon was a slight problem that you noticed

well not really a problem, but more of a hurdle

with sero being raised in a household that spoke both english and spanish, he started to mix the two, not knowing any better

he would be asking for “leche” and you would just stand there trying to understand with your limited vocab

just the loading circle above your head whenever he started to talk

but you managed with google translate and going off of the vast amount of spanish soap operas you watched at 3 am once a week

surprisingly, he was a very artistic kid

at least every ten minutes he would walk over to you and hand you a squiggly picture of a flower, you, or him and you holding hands

and he would just giggle before running away to make another

bro heart go melt 

being pre occupied with some papers that the father teacher had sent home with you, sero couldn’t get your attention

he might of forgotten your name and got stuck in a predicament

then the most rational thing popped into his head

well his dad called his mom “mi amor” and you and his mom were both pretty ladies

it made total sense to him so he went with it

“hey...”

nothing

“hey...”

nothing again

“hey... mi amor~”

your head shot up immediately

since he noticed that the name had gotten your attention, he just started using it

when he had shifted to being a teen again, the two of you never mentioned the name again

until a few days later when he was back to normal in class

homeboy was trying to get your attention and the multiple taps on the shoulder weren't cutting it

he got an idea

“hey... mi amor~”

yep that got you immediately

and he still uses that nickname for you

[miioouu]

sinday sunday but the haikyuu boys with a thicc thigh egirl gf who's actually the softest babie sub in bed (yams, suga, tendou, daichi, noya?)

Thicc thighs sjebsjsb Y E S ! Also i read your tendo smut👀👀it's gooooood!! Thank you for thirsting with me!! ❤️💜❤️

Warning:smut...

Daichi Sawamura

Honestly, no one expected the two of you to be together. Your tough and intimidating aura always made people suspicious of you, trying to stay as away from you as possible. While Daichi on the other hand, volleyball captain and sweet eyes, everyone thought he was nice, kind and cool. But they don't know everything about the both of you. What they saw on the outside, doesn't reflect one thing from the intimate moments you have together. The roles reverse. He becomes the one with a glare cold enough to freeze your bones, with hands stronh enough to leave you gasping and begging for air, mean enough to have you crying and crying and crying, begging him for release. And you become the softest baby. Eyes always wide looking down, where his head is nestled between your legs. Weak to have your legs shaking, never been able to keep up with him, with his tongue latched to your clit, flickering it, over and over again, sucking it and almost bringing you over the edge. But he never did. If he didn't have you dumb enough to forget your words, to have your sobbing and voice too hoarse to beg him, you're not going to cum. His nails digging into the plush flesh of your thighs, teeth sinking into them, marking you everywhere, making his way back to your heat, but not before giving you a warning "Stay still baby girl, you're in for a wild ride!"

Nishinoya Yuu

Of course Nishinoya would date you, someone who stands out in the crowd, someoene that makes his heart beat fast, either cause he's in love or the glare you send him scared him, a mix od both maybe. But it's Nishinoya that we're talking about, and if he wants you to be, you'll be his.

So of course he'll push you into the nearest empty room, not even waiting for the door to close properly, he already has you laying on the bed and legs spread wide. His mouth salivating on the sight and his bulge getting bigger and more noticeable by the second. Cold and nimble fingers on your legs, caressing until they find your thighs, giving them a little pinch and chuckling at the way you whimper and pout. Leaning down to kiss them, worship them, because when he's wrapped in them, it truly feels like heaven. Lifting your skirt up to reveal your damp panties, a single digit running up and down your clothed slit and pressing down where he knows your clit is. And he wanted to waste no time, no time at all, he pushed your panties to the side and in a swift movement pushed his digits inside you. Your legs, absentmindly, wrapping around his hips, pulling him closer as your back arched off of the mattress, a soft whine slipping off of your lips, "Someone's eager today princess..."

Tendo Satori

This adorable weirdo, when he saw you, he knew he had to have you. From the way you walk and talk, to your make up and style, everything about you, he thought was perfect. And he's not wrong, especially when it's just the both of you. You make him feel so special, ao important. The way you trust him with everything, how soft and cute you are, his baby, and only his.

And in the bedroom, it's even better. Like you can't but obey his every word. When he tells you to sit between his leg, eager and mouth wide open for him, drool seeping and dripping. But that's not what he's focused on. His hand stroking his dick, but his mind somewhere else. The way your thighs squish underneath you, spilling from your thigh high socks, feint bruises from bites on your skin already fadding. And it would be a lie if he said that his favorite body part of yours isn't your thighs. The way they just wrap around his body so perfectly, soft like pillows, he's so head over heels for your legs, so head over heels for you. Just remembering how they'd clench around his head, the way they'd circle his waist, they way his cum and yours mixing together and creating a mess on them, the thought alone could make him cum, and it did. His hot white rope landing mostly on your lulled out tongue and some on your face and chest. Your eyes teary you want to feel him now, you've been such a good kitten for him, but it wouldn't be Tendo if he weren't mean. Pulling you up only to shove your upper body on the mattress, slipping his dick just between your thighs, with every stroke it would catch to your clit making you just lose your mind "Let me have fun a bit sweetheart, then maybe, I'll think if I should let you feel good or not..."

[softcallofdutyimagines]

Hello!! Can we have an couple of HCs of the safehouse bois (COD: Cold War) loving their curvy fem s/o? (and maybe trying to make her feel happy in her body if she's insecure of feels weird?)

Thankie and sorry for the oddly specific request 😅

Djsjsjsj ok ik you have like two other requests, and they'll be coming!!! But this struck such a mood I had to skip the line lol.

Honestly, like the way I tried to treat myself to some ✨ s p i c e y ✨ lingerie that just arrived and it fits literally everywhere else except that, ofc the cup size is an absolute JOKE, i-

Anyway, I digress lmao. Thank you for the request(s) btw, and enjoy!!!

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Adler

Personally, he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to have a particularly strong preference for any one "type"

But in the era where the super tall, super slim, super models reign supreme, he understands that sometimes it's hard to feel pretty if you're built like anything else

After all, I don't think any of the guys know how it feels to see yourself as "unattractive" more then he does

I mean, if he'd been cut a little deeper or on a different angle, he could've needed whole skin grafts, or even physical therapy for his jaw

And who wants a guy as messed up and broken down as that, right?

But you... Oh, you're gorgeous

Adler is very soft and gentle when it comes to his appreciation for you and your body

While he does know how to express himself, he's not really the grand gesture type, like some of the others are

He is the biggest self love hypocrite, always quick to get down on himself and his facial scars, but absolutely cannot STAND to see you upset over you body

You chide him for this now and then, but he usually jokes it away

I know I said Adler doesn't really have a type, but don't think for a second that he'd pass up on a great thing when he gets it

I don't want to say "handsy" but he definitely likes to just... Touch you, when you're alone together

Not even necissarily in a sexual way, he just likes to appreciate the shape of you, you know?

Very into hugs from behind, or really at any angle, as long as he gets to feel his arms around your waist

Also, you can catch him absent mindedly caressing your hips with his knuckles or a lone finger whenever he's standing around with you

Hudson

Oh y'all ain't ready for this one lmao

I am 99% certain that behind that steely facade, is a man who loves nothing more then a THICC juicy Queen™

I'm so serious, like the curvier the better for this dirty dog lmao

The best part is, that the fun isn't in that he just goes feral when you two are alone (although he certainly could, in a rare mood)

He's actually really shy about it, and he doesn't want you to feel like that's the only reason he loves you

And while you do appreciate the respect he has for you, you'd be lying if you said you didn't like to tease him

A favorite of yours is to walk into his home office half or fully naked and watch him, very obviously, struggle to stay focused on his paper work

He knows he's weak, but damn it he can never last long before giving in and handing over whatever kind of attention you're seeking

You know, whatever that may be 😏

When you're feeling insecure however, he can sense it immediately and always seeks to get to the bottom of whatever is causing you to feel that way

Although he's rather direct, he's tactful and tries his best to know the right thing to say

He's a great listener, and will never hesitate to tell you how beautiful and special you are to him

Lazar

Lmao, I don't think there is any universe in which Lazar would not be in full support of being with a curvy woman

Especially as a big guy himself, you two are an absolute power couple

He is both literally and metaphorically your biggest hype man when it comes to your appearance

Also, 10/10 likes to give you gifts of clothes and the like that he thinks you might appreciate/look pretty darn good in

Honestly, it is rare to feel down about your body when in a relationship with him, but everyone gets insecure sometimes, and he gets that

Thankfully, he's a master comforter, and is always at the ready to give you the treatment you need to feel better

Typically you can expect snacks and cuddles if you're just feeling sad, and stuff like a massage or body kisses and so forth if you need a reminder that you're literally the most gorgeous woman on earth

Oh, and he's very protective of you and defensive of your looks

I kind of hate to use this terminology lmao, but Lazar is the Alpha™ everywhere he goes, and he has no problem reminding other guys of it

So if he sees someome else checking you out, he'll be sure to block their view and do something like make direct eye contact until they leave you be

Have you ever had a 6'4, powerlifter looking, tank of a man sneer directly at you before?

Not a good feeling, I assure you

Needless to say, you don't have to put up with much, if any harassment or other stupidity on Lazar's watch

Mason

Alex strikes me as the type who doesn't buy into the paper thin beauty standard that society like to push

Obviously that's great if you're just naturally thin and all! But mostly he's totally down for the curvy, "built like a brick house" type of woman

He appreciates the way that you can keep up with him when he has to do physical things around or outside the house

Alaska is a rather unforgiving place after all, so he finds great comfort in the support and companionship you have to offer him

You're like his little amazonian goddess, and he's always in awe of not only how unbelievably beautiful you are, but also how hardy and tough you can be

In fact, you and your body are so normalized and loved by him in his mind that it genuinely catches him off guard when you say you're feeling insecure about it

But in times like that, he loves to tell you how beautiful your body is, not just for the way it looks but for the things it can do

You're built so strong and tough, but also soft and feminine... he can't even think about being with anyone else

He's very into body worship, like Lazar is, but Alex is a lot more gentle and is extremely conscious of making sure you're alright as he goes along kissing and caressing

If he could only show you how beautiful you are to him, he would in a heartbeat, but for now he just hopes his words and actions are enough

Sims

Oh, you already know Sims loves a thicc, curvy snack of a woman lmao

Skinny guys always love the curvy ladies

He doesn't really go feral when you two are alone, but he's not exactly shy about having this hands all over you either

For sure he always greets you with a compliment, whether it be a look, a whistle, or words... he's prepared

Also, he's very vocal in having you understand that there is not a single outfit you look "bad" or "unflattering" in, even if it's just sweats and a t-shirt

In fact, he is so confident in you, that he loves to show you off when he can and if you're comfortable

Always introduces you as "his girl" and is never afraid to point out your new outfit, hair-do, nails, ect

I feel that Lawrence would be another case where it's quite rare indeed to feel insecure about your body, and so when such times do arise he takes it seriously

He's basically a gentler, more emotional version of Hudson

By that I mean, he's the type to want to talk it out (if you're up to it) and ask what's wrong or if someone said something to you

You'll always have a reliable listener and food advice giver in him, and somehow that seems to always do the trick

Woods

Honestly, Woods is Hudson part 2, except that he has all the vocalized pride of loving curvy women as Sims and Lazar

He's still careful to make sure he doesn't come off as a creep or something, mind you, but complimenting and loving on your body just comes naturally to him

Extremely handsy in private, and you've definitely swatted his hands away from your hips, waist, back, ect more then once

In public, I wouldn't exactly say "handsy" but he's determined to make sure everyone knows you're with him

He usually escorts you places with a hand gently placed either just above your tailbone or protectively wrapped around your waist

As independent as you may be, you must admit, it's nice to feel like a princess everywhere you go, escorted around by your knight in shining flannel

He'll even offer you his arm if he's feeling particularly gentlemanly, because yes, miracles can happen

Unfortunately, Frank is probably the worst wordsmith of all the gang, and is next to clueless on what to say if you're feeling down and insecure

At least to his credit he'll usually start off by admitting to that fact before giving it a try

"Well, you know I'm shit with words, but... I hope you also know that I love you the way you are"

Thankfully what he lacks in words, he makes up for in physical affection

Even if you're really only comfortable with some cuddling, he's gonna cuddle you so good!!! He's determined and will stop at nothing

After all, whatever it takes to make you feel every bit as amazing as he knows you are

[risquewonu]

Since we’re sharing kinks, what do you think the members kinks are? And if you can’t or don’t want to do all the members I totally understand!! If not all, maybe the kinks of scoups, vernon, and/or jeonghan? ~ and yes big dick wonu for the win honestly

yes anon wonwoo big dick <3333 i wont go into all their kinks bc it’d just get really long but i’ll list what i think their #1 kinks are! to spice it up i’ll try not to do ones i think most of them have (dirty talk, marking, hair pulling, etc) to give it some flavor

svt member’s #1 kinks (imo):

seungcheol - spanking/ass play, i really think he’s into asses, i mean his ideal type is??? nicki minaj??? he likes them thicc!!!!!! so i think he’d just like anything to do with asses, spanking more so bc it brings the aspect of impact play but i can also see him wanting to incorporate anal or butt plugs into sex too. i think he also knows that he himself is thicc so when he’s subbing hes totally down to switch the roles as well

jeonghan - bondage, not even a question! i think he’s super playful during sex but is also a switch dom lean so using ropes/cuffs for him shows his dominance while still being able to tease and have fun. i also see hannie as a member who only fucks with love behind it so sexy times would be with someone he trusts enough to tie him up and vice versa

joshua - quickies, does this count as a kink? idk lol but i think joshua is the type that would love just a quick fuck in the middle of the day, something to take the stress off and also bc like go fucking right?? also the adrenaline of being in a rush and/or being in a public place would make him feel twice as powerful so he’d get really into it

jun - pegging, I REALLY THINK HE’D BE INTO IT OKAY YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND like i see him as pretty open so he wouldnt have any reservations about taking it up the ass and as long as your slow while starting (cause that shit hurts if not done properly) i think he’d really love the feeling of being pounded into and being dommed in that way. he’d also be so enthusiastic about it, prob send u a text during work like “babe look at this strap it’s purple with glitter can we get it?”

soonyoung - roleplay, SOONYOUNG WOULD LOVE DRESSING UP FOR SEX its both sexy and playful!! esp if it’s a fantasy he had that’s been marinating for a while, like fucking a professor or having a masseuse rub him everywhere and making him cum without even touching his cock. roleplays are such a good kink for him because he gets to do some kinky shit but it’s also not too serious and hes a switch so who’s domming and subbing can flip easily

wonwoo - dumbification, imo the ULTIMATE form of dominance with dirty talk is dumbification. honestly as someone who has this as one of their top kinks (aha wassup wonu holla at ya girl) i think u really have to have trust someone to let them just.... freely call u stupid in any context lmao so wonwoo would get off knowing that you’re so vulnerable to him in that way; not even just sexually but also mentally with how secure u are with him and what u let him do/say to u.

jihoon - public sex, i have a theory that jihoon would fuck once in the studio just out of desperation but would find it so incredibly hot. just the adrenaline he gets while hes scared of getting caught sets him OFF and the way you clench around him when theres a tiny sound and youre scared youre about to get caught *chefs kiss* he loves it

minghao - fucking with music on, idk if this is a specific kink but i think hao is really into slow sensual sex with candles on where he takes his time. he’d try to move at the rhythm of the music and it’s all so slow that he can really feel everything. it’d also kinda turn him on if he’d be listening to music and just randomly one of the songs you fucked to came on shuffle and he’d just get flashbacks of that time. i think he’d be really into it

mingyu - size kink, ALRIGHT LISTEN do i think mingyu’s height feeds his ego? fucking absolutely. so it gets his dick hard whenever he feels even bigger than he already is bc he feels so much more in control. with that being said, i can also see him getting off on being dommed by someone who’s smaller than him bc theyre putting him in his place despite the fact that this man is like twelve feet tall, so the size kink works both ways. even him being dommed by someone bigger than him i see him being into bc it makes him feel small..... basically he likes feeling overly big or overly small lmao

seokmin - mutual masturbation, i’m still a vvvvvv firm believer that seokmin fucks with love so for his kinks i think it’d have to be smth that he would do with someone that he’s comfortable with and can be vulnerable for, and mutual masturbation is that mixed with the kinkiness of seeing how badly your s/o wants you. esp when desperation sets in, i can see him being into hearing your whines or cries bc he wants you just as badly

seungkwan - nipple play, OK I HAVE A THEORY that seungkwan would really only fuck with someone he loves (even more so than seokmin) so i can imagine a situation where seungkwan just hasn’t really explored his body and the first time you guys fuck your hand brushes over his nipples and he just.... fucking loses it bc hes so sensitve there and he never really knew bc he didnt think to try touching himself there. so following that incident he makes it a point to play with his or your nipples bc now hes aware of how much of a difference it makes when it comes to his arousal

vernon - oral, hear me out: ur on ur knees, vernon’s cock in your mouth, giving him the gluck gluck 3000, he’s the type to hiss and just be like “fuuuuck” and throw his head back. ok that had nothing to do with why i think he has an oral kink i just wanted everyone to hear that lmao BUT i think during sex he just want to please his partner and really make them feel good and being able to look up at his s/o while theyre moaning and pulling on his hair would just set that mf off

chan - corruption, originally i saw chan as someone who would be slightly intimidated by a super experienced partner but after thinking about it i can totally see him eventually just getting so horny that he wanted to be absolutely wrecked. like the fact that the person he’s with is so well versed and knows how to get him off while also taking away his “innocence” gets him so mf hard i think it’d turn into something he’s super into

[engagedlesbiansblog]

Hello! Can you be so kind as to match me up with a hazbin/helluva character?😁

The name is Nicole/Nick depending on my mood. I am a genderfluid, Omnisexual, and amnipoly. Basically open to anyone!

Zodiac: Libra sun, Pisces moon, Leo ascendant, scorpio Mars and venus

Looks: 5' 4.5" tall, fem presentive, lighter skin, hourglass shape, large tatas, thicc behind, muscled biceps and calves, I take pride in my defined abs, and hate my tiny hands. I have light stretch lines on the tops of my breasts, and darker ones on the insides of my thighs 😏, I have dark blond hair in a 70's shag with lighter blond tips. Dark blue-green eyes that shift with my mood, what clothes I am wearing, the lighting, and my surroundings. I also have glasses but I am getting lasik so I wont need them anymore. I might still wear them without lenses tho.

Likes: homicide (solving cases not causing them, but I am morally gray enough if it came to me living in hell I wouldn't hesitate), science, tech, music (I hate heavy rock), vintage fashion (1800s to 1950's), history, foreign things, learning, reading, dancing and singing, cleaning, playing card or board games, winning, fantasy or real animals, myths/folktales, baking, sweet things, old fashion sports, manners, art (not modern), swimming, my grandmother, the color blue (except light blue), mysteries, pirates, fire, lastly modern comics.

Hate/dislike: the colors orange and brick red, most video games, modern art but it's just painting a red dot and calling it a day, loud random noises, getting stains on fabric, bitter coffee, spicy and sour foods, not knowing things, my mother (most of my family really), not being able to touch the bottom of the the open water that I am in, bad manners, making stupid decisions, losing, being manipulated, bad liars, abusive parents, to many ads on the radio, setting the table wrong, modern sports like basketball and foot ball, drinking/smoking around children, bad grammar, tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash, red potatoes, cheddar cheese, pepper jack cheese, pumpkin

Personality: basic bitch, overly sensitive on the inside but cover it with harsh remarks cue kicked puppy feelers, will stab someone on a bad day (might do it if overly bored), easily excitable, mom friend, morning person and a night owl, hand me a child that is under the age of 6 and it is mine and I will be it's new mother, horse girl,

Flaws: high functioning autistic, abusive mom, father whom I have never met, dyslexia, OCD, ADD, ADHD, my trama induced stutter (not that bad but still there), second guessing myself, seperation and normal anxiety, pettiness, anger issues, people call me a basic white girl all the time, hypersexual*, asthma (only affects continual exercise),

* if my partner dislikes sex than I respect it and there space

Ex. If a cat was a human that would be me, I love staring jugementaly at people, I also know some French, Latin, Elizabethan English, I can read Spanish, and enjoy laying in the sun wherever that my be.

If you cant do this it fine!😘👑

Let me start off by saying this . . . .

I'm stuck between Sir Pentious and Alastor. Sir Pentious came to mind when you spoke of the 1800s part and Alastor when you said the early 1900s but another one I'm stuck on is Husk. I can see you with these three mainly do to the fact of you have a little bit of everything. But I mainly see you being a protective bestie too Alastor.... So I really can see you with Sir Pentious.

With Sir Pentious I can only think he would love your curvy figure if anything he would worship it. He comes from the late 1800s and is very gentlemanly when it comes to the one he is "courting" as he would put it.

Same with Alastor. He is more so gentlemanly all around. But I can see y'all being the best of friends if anything so mainly it'll be Sir Pentious.

The way you met Sir Pentious is when you were hanging with Alastor. Pentious trying to start a war with Alastor and you not liking the fact that your besties time is being taken by this snake of a man

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You: "um excuse me can you not bother us I'm tryin to have a conversation"

Sir Pentious: "Little missy don't bud into overlord business"

You: "excuse me first of all don't just assume my gender I will peg your ass so hard you'll think your a woman. Second of all you aren't even an overlord... You're a wannabe."

Sir Pentious: "I will murder you"

You:

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Now how y'all started to actually be friends was when y'all ran into each other at a shabby bar. You being mad that you couldn't get a proper buzz from the Alcohol. Then in came Sir Pentious and your just like

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Sir Pentious: "well look who we have here the pinstripe freaks friend"

You: "hey that's my bestie your talking about. This alcohol is not working so I suggest you get your tail untwisted before I absolutely eradicate it."

Sir Pentious: "well of course not this bar sucks"

You: "then why are you here?"

Sir Pentious: "I was here to meet someone but I think I found someone more interesting"

You:

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Now how y'all dated was completely different. He saw you out with someone else and got jealous like really jealous. And you weren't even dating this person. *Que flash back*

Sir Pentious: "Nicole/Nick, who's this?"

You: "This is a friend of mine Loona"

Sir Pentious: "Well nice to meet you Loona"

You: "Well what are you doing here"

Sir Pentious: "I was ya know starting turf wars and all but I saw you and thought you were on a date."

You: "oh and if I was?"

Sir Pentious: "well I would've had to stop it."

You: "Don't tell me you're jealous"

You absolutely said this with an evil smirk. You did an uno reverse on his ass and left him shocked.

"I wouldn't mind courting you" he said blushing.

"and I wouldn't mind being courted"

Again left him absolutely speechless.

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So after that y'all started to hangout a lot more flirted as the courting started. I can't stress enough He Is A GENTLEMAN. GENTLEMAN in all caps. He holds the door for you, takes you out, treats you like the queen/king you are and respect's you all the way ✨😩 (I'm kinda jealous now). And Y'all have phone convos. I'm sure you taught him how to use it. Like Instagram.

Sir Pentious: Hello, My queen 👑, just checking on you.

You: awe honey, I'm fine just out with Angel and Cherry Bomb.

Sir Pentious:

You:

(I'll do the Hazbin in a little bit)

[etherealluminescence]

I’d like to request nsfw hc’s of the brothers reacting to a thicc!fem!MC that’s really sweet and caring to others but they see her matsurbating in her room and they decide to dick her down after getting her consent

Interesting request- and I wanna do this first because it made me laugh. I have a few more headcanon requests after this, and then finally the fics!! I swear I’ll get to the fics eventually. I honestly feel like my headcanons are longer than my fics though.

Also whoever requested the buff cat one, you know who you are, I love and thank you I thrive off Buff Cat content.

I also know this said in her room, but I only changed Mammon’s to his room! I felt like it fit better.

Brothers react to Thicc!Fem!MC.... masturbating? NSFW

Lucifer

You had always been a responsible and kind person, no matter how annoying someone got, you were always patient, and you knew how to deal with the brothers, which was something Lucifer was absolutely thankful for.

He saw you in this bright light as something innocent and sweet, someone who was more of a big sister type, that liked to take care of people and nothing else.

That was until, he caught you red handed in your room, masturbating while clutching his jacket. At first, you didn’t notice, and continued on to pleasure yourself. You were too occupied with finger fucking yourself, that you didn’t hear the door opening and closing.

Lucifer stood and watched. He understood immediately what you were doing, but found it better to gaze at you until you noticed. He watched the sweat drip down your face as your lips parted, moaning his name. He watched as you clutched and shoved your face into his jacket and finally came on your bed.

It wasn’t until another minute that you finally noticed him. You came down from your small high, and were about to clean up when you turned and saw him looking at you with a smirk.

Unable to do anything but blush, Lucifer takes the initiative and places both hands on your thighs, and gives you a chaste kiss. Before going any further, the avatar of consent asks you if you’re okay that he’s going to fuck you.

You nod your head up and down eagerly, wanting the real deal. You could only ever dream of fucking him, but now that it’s a reality, you would gladly take him up on the offer.

Pulling you in, he went for your lips and bit down, forcing you to open up for him. He shoved his tongue in and easily won dominance, exploring every bit of your mouth, saliva parting when you two had to breathe for air.

He proceeded to push your back down on the bed, and went down on his knees He then placed your thighs on his shoulders. Giving them a good squeeze, and sucked. He was glad you hadn’t cleaned yourself yet, as he was going to suck you dry and make you scream his name all night.

Mammon

Mammon had been away for a really long time, in order to pay off the debt he got himself into. This caused you to feel lonely, as he was your favourite brother.

Having the smart idea that he wasn’t going to be back for a few hours, you went into his room and straight to his bed. You jumped on it to take in his smell, and intended to just sleep. But you couldn’t hold it in.

He wouldn’t be back for awhile, right? This was the perfect opportunity to take care of yourself. No one would go to his room, he’s not here, and you’re surrounded by his scent.

With two fingers, you placed them in your mouth and began to suck. With your other hand, you slipped off your skirt/pants and then your panties and put them underneath you, as a way to not get cum everywhere on his bed, you hoped at least.

When your fingers were went enough, you pushed them in, and began to slowly fuck yourself. You leaned over with your face shoved into his pillow, and began to slowly moan his name.

As soon as you did that, however, Mammon returned to his room. Apparently you can’t steal from customers while you’re paying off a debt. How sad.

As he went to his bed, he found you midsession getting it on. At first he was blushing like mad and was going to ask what his human was doing, but then he heard you moan, quite loudly, his name.

Getting his cocky self back, the great Mammon laughed and said “Of course you were getting it on to The Great Mammon.” Hearing this, you immediately turned your head to the side and looked at him, with enlarged eyes.

You were sort of scared. Was he playing it off? Will he judge you? Weren’t you the quiet and nice type? Does he hate this?

Your worries wash away soon after when he says he could fuck you, and you almost immediately agree. Mammon was slightly taken aback by how soon you agreed, but played off his blush as he was very hard at work today.

You were about to change positions when you felt a hand slap against your ass, and heard a loud thud. Leaning down, Mammon whispered, “I’m going to fuck you doggy style.”

Leviathan

Everyone was busy today, and it was perfect. You finally finished helping everyone out, and could relax and attend to your own needs, your very personal needs.

Sitting down on your bed, you undress yourself and begin to suck on your fingers, getting them warm and wet, when you finished, you pushed them into your core, excited to finally be able to masturabte again, it having been months since you’ve been able to.

As one hand was fucking yourself, your other hand squeezed at your chest, and twisted your nipples. Any extra stimulation would do, as long as you got to cum.

Things went south however when you began to moan Levi’s name. You were visualizing someone, and your favourite brother and crush came to mind.

Levi was on a snack raid, and planned to invite you to watch the marathon of the new anime with him. However, as soon as he got to your door he heard your loud uncontained moans. Of his name.

This made the otaku drop all the snacks he was carrying, and blush. He was shaking outside your door, as he heard things that sounded like moans, but couldn’t be, right? After all he was just a gross yucky otaku. Maybe he misunderstood. You were a kind, sweet and innocent girl! You wouldn’t masterbate to him, right?

However, he couldn’t hold back his curiosity and checked, and the sight before him nearly made his nose bleed. There you were laying naked on your bed with a bit of cum dripping out, touching yourself with both hands calling out his name.

He gave himself away by squeaking, unsure what emotion to be having. As soon as you noticed him, you hastily wiped the saliva away from your mouth and removed the fingers you had inside of you.

Both of you were unsure what to do, until Levi asked if the Levi you were moaning out was him, and not some other demon named Levi.

This caused you to laugh, and the tension on your end, at least, soon broke. You told him that yes, it was him, and that you’re alright if he’s disgusted with you now that he knows that you lust after him.

Not wanting to lose his Henry, someone he both admired and had a crush on, he quickly said no, that wasn’t it! Which caused you to take it as an indirect confession.

“So, do you want to finish this for me, then?” You originally meant it as a joke to lighten the room and see him blush, but Levi shut the door behind him, finally, and made his way over to you.

His hands were shaky and so was his breath. He wasn’t sure what to do, but he nodded his head and gave you a kiss. It was sloppy and awkward, but he pushed your back down and put his face between your thighs.

He had always wanted a big tiddy thicc thigh anime loving gf who calls him pogchamp.

Transforming into his demon form, he lets his tail coil around your breasts, gently, as he begins to tongue fuck you. His tail proceeds to enter your mouth when you give a rather loud moan. With his tail fucking your mouth, and his tongue fucking you, you proceed to squeeze around his face and feel a knot in your stomach.

With the pleasure you gave yourself earlier, it didn’t take much to make you cum. After you came, he licked all off and proceeded to unbuckle his pants. You were in for a long and semi-awkward and sloppy night.

Satan

It had been a long day, and all you wanted to do was masterbate. Satan was unbelievably sexy today as always, and you felt as though you could still remember his touch when you two brushed hands, earlier.

Entering your room, you slam the door shut and got to work. You disgarded your bag wherever you could, and shoved your fingers into your core, dry. You didn’t care. So long as you came, that would be enough.

Satan however, heard you slamming your door. You immediately left the brothers when you came back from RAD and immediately went to your room. He was concerned since it wasn’t like you, and wanted to check up on you.

When he got in front of your door, he heard moaning. His name being moaned. That was such a turn on.

He had always dreamed on squishy your plush thighs or spanking your ass as you were under him. Or even your pretty lips wrapped around his thick cock.

He entered immediately and closed the door behind him. You weren’t trying to hide it, so when you noticed him, you invited him to actually join in and fuck you. This, he agreed to and started to strip.

When both of you were naked, you two shared a passionate and rough kiss, both of you fighting for dominance. However, you soon lost, and felt a squeeze on your nipple.

Satan didn’t take his time at all, and let his hands roam wherever they wanted. He pushed you into doggy style and smacked your ass as hard as he could, not caring if anyone else heard. Actually. It’d be great if Lucifer heard.

He was going to play with you all damn night.

Asmodeous

Bold of you to assume he didn’t know you masturbated. He could sense it, especially if it came from you, someone he loved dearly.

It didn’t matter anyways if he could sense it or not, as he raided your room and found all of your toys, how exciting, you were such a kinky little girl for someone so cute and sweet.

Asmo purposely found you masturbating in your room. You though you were alone and took out your vibrator, but starting your session. But before you could get far, Asmo barged in.

“I finally caught you! Don’t you dare think you can start this without me.” He winked as he closed the door behind him.

Both of you wanted the other person, it was obvious. You didn’t reject his advances when he made them, and he didn’t flirt with as many people other than you anymore.

No words really needed to be said, as he stripped himself, and assaulted your neck with his lips. Your fingers lost themselves in his hair, and tugged at them as he started to leave hickeys.

When he finished with all his love bites, he gave you a long and deep French kiss, saliva dripping from both of you. He could feel your lust and desire, and gave the bare minimum of prepping, sucking his fingers and pushing them in, stretching you a bit for his size, and calling it good enough. Neither of you wanted to wait.

Thrusting himself in, he started to suck on your breast, and toy with it with one hand, the other supporting him. Your moans only fueled him as he went faster and rougher, in and out.

It’s like your vocabulary was erased, and the only words you knew were “Asmo, Rougher, Harder”. This was going to be a long night, because neither of you will be satisfied with one round.

Beelzebub

You couldn’t take it anymore. You wanted to quit being Beel’s work out buddy. You gave him zero explanation and ran away, but you just couldn’t resist anymore.

You wanted him to fuck you, hard.

The way sweat dripped down his face, his immaculate abs, the way he smiled and encouraged you when you worked out, telling you how great you were doing, as he gently touched your thighs to help you sit in better form. You loved it.

Which is exactly why you ran away. When beel asked you to join him, you of course accepted. Why would you decline such a sweet offer? You two were just friends who liked to work out!

That didn’t end well, obviously so, as you found yourself in your room, clothes thrown wherever, and your fingers deep inside of you, moaning out Beel’s name.

Your door was locked, and you just wanted to finish your sinful activity, embarrass at your own actions. You never thought you’d be doing this.

Beel was worried, however. Did something happen? Did he do something wrong? What’s the matter? He got even more concerned when he found out your room door was locked.

Were you sad and it was his fault? He was calling your name, but you couldn’t hear it. You were way too distracted. Finally, he resolved to breaking open your door, because he was so worried. What he found, however, was you on your bed on all fours moaning his name.

Ah. He got it.

Walking over to you, he asked if it were okay if he took over. You were slightly shocked and broke out into a wild blush. How did he get- oh he broke the door.

You didn’t want to show him this side of you, but now that you had, you weren’t letting this opportunity slip. You nodded and squeaked out a “yes”, and waited in anticipation.

You were finally going to get his big thick cock rammed into you. Beel however, took a gentler approach. He started by prepping you with his fingers, and kissing your neck. When you came, he pushed you on your back, and wrappped your thighs around his torso.

He unbuckled his pants, and slowly pushed himself in, as to not hurt you. When you finally adjusted, he slowly moved, and never increased his pace unless you specifically asked.

You were going to have a passionate night with this gentleman.

Belphegor

You had just woken up, and you felt excited. There was no reason, it was just one of those days where you felt horny, and it just happened to be after you had woken up.

Good thing for you, there was no one around, or so you thought. You slipped your hand into your panties, and quickly fucked yourself. You didn’t want to spend too long getting off, and figured that if you imagined your crush doing it to you, you’d cum faster.

Moaning Belphie’s name, you roughly and quickly fingered yourself, and threw your head back, saliva slightly dripping from your mouth, as you were feeling really good.

Just as you came, Belphie arose from under your bed, and smirked, asking you if you wanted to fuck, as you were such a naughty girl. Acting so innocent, but then getting it off to him when you thought he wasn’t around.

Obviously, you consented. You wanted him. You also made a mental note to start checking under your bed in the mornings in case Belphie fell asleep there.

Belphie lazily threw off his shorts and didn’t even bother with his top, if you wanted to see, you take it off.

With you already dripping with cum, he shoved himself in and kissed you. It wasn’t very dominant, and was kinda sloppy, but you’d take it. When the kiss was over, he made his way to your breasts and left hickeys in between, and occasionally sucking on your nipples.

His pace was not too fast or slow, but rough, he just wanted to hear you scream. Scream his name so Lucifer could hear it and knows to fuck off.

Let’s just say it didn’t end with round one. Not until he actively heard Lucifer yelling for you both to shut up.

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Someone please play minecraft with me, thanks. I’ll work on the next post in a few hours, as these take me around an hour to write, each!

[pillow-anime-talk]

busy boys.

request: hello! im pretty new to this like ask thingy.. but i really really like your writing so much! especially the tatsuya one! can i request like an angst with aomine or seijuro being too busy with their practices and games that the reader is very neglected so she feels sad about it and it ends with a nsfw? like a make up scene? thank u so much!

# tags: scenarios; current relationships; aged up; angst; smut; maybe some fluff; nsfw

warnings: mention of sex or sexual activities; semi-public sex, tits play, dirty talk, hair pulling, blow/handjob, praise kink, pet names

includes: female reader ft. daiki aomine & seijuurou akashi {knb}

author’s note: thank youuuuuu so much :(((

— DAIKI

“Y/N-chan?” You turned to look at Momoi who approached you. “Do you... have a moment?”

“Sure, Momoi-chan.” You smiled gently and then grabbed her hand to move closer to the window, ‘cause you don’t want to disturb the other students who were walking at the hall. “What happened?”

“I know we’re all busy by final exams right now, but... It’s about Dai-kun...” She started shyly, and you sighed tiredly. “I feel like we’re in first grade once again! Daiki doesn’t come to trainings again. He’s rude to other students and managers. Could you please... Could you please talk to him? We have an important game against Shuutoku soon and we need to train to get it right. If Daiki-kun doesn’t start coming to training, the trainer will get upset on all of us...” She said sadly, and you nodded, understanding the problem.

“Recently we have... quiet days with Daiki.” You sighed and the pink-haired girl looked up at you in shock. “But I’ll talk to him, of course. I’ll do what I can, Momoi.”

“Thank you, really.” She breathed a sigh of relief, then took your hand. “Today we’re training again, so Daiki should be on the roof after classes. Let’s hope he agrees to come. He may even be late, but it’s important that he shows up on gym. It will mean a lot to our team.”

You nodded, smiling warmly at her. You said again that after lessons you would go talk to the ace of the squad, then you said ‘Goodbye’ to her and went to your class for Japanese literature lesson. Of course, you were planning in your head how to ask Aomine to play with the team again. 

{ ･ﾟ✧ }

You packed your books to your bag and then left the classroom. One of your close friends asked if you wanted to come back with her, but you refused, saying that you need to talk to your boyfriend.

So, without waiting for anything, you made your way to the roof of Touou High School. Fortunately, the weather was nice and there was no wind, so you smiled a little as you felt the pleasant rays of the sun on your face. But then you quickly reached the ladder to climb onto the next, much smaller roof. This is where Daiki usually slept; no matter if he should be in class or training.

And, of course, he slept there, safe and sound, immensely content and as if not worried about the consequence. You coughed softly, grabbing the attention of the basketball player.

“Oi. Y/N.” He said, then closed his eyes again. “Satsuki sent you to me?”

“So mean.” You grunted as you put your hand on your hip. “Why don’t you go to training again? What happened?”

“Nothing’s wrong. I just don’t want. I’m bored there.” He replied lowly, yawning.

“And yet, when you have free time, you play alone on the basketball court in the park and you won’t even write to me, asking if I would like to go out with you. You can’t fool me, do you know that? You still love basketball, you just don’t have a good opponent once again. And that’s funny because you’re going to be playing another match soon. Interestingly, supposedly this will be the Midorima-kun’s team. Without training, I don’t think you can handle his and Takao-kun’s three-point shoots.”

“I can handle it. I always win.” He muttered, and you chuckled under your breath, shaking your head in disbelief.

“I don’t think so, but fine. What do I have to do to get you to training. You worry your friend and the rest of the team.” You took a deep breath as you looked at the orange-yellow sun. “I just want you to spend more time with people who like and love you.”

“I don’t know Y/N. Maybe if you gave me a blowjob I would go, but now let me sleep. I’m so fucking tired.” He still had his eyes closed, so he didn’t see your disgusted expression, but after a while you clicked your tongue.

‘I promised Momoi. I promised Momoi. I promised Momoi. I’m doing it for Momoi-chan. Only for Momoi-chan.’ You kept repeating in your head, taking off the panties that were hidden under your navy blue skirt. You quickly put them in the school bag, which you placed gently on the ground. And then you walked towards Aomine, almost on stiff legs, begging no one to climb onto the roof.

Then you sat on your boyfriend’s thighs and immediately took off his pants. Your movements woke Aomine who opened one eye.

“I can’t believe you want to do this.”

“I’m not giving you a blowjob, you disgusting bastard.” You grunted as you finally removed his pants and boxers. You quickly grabbed his huge dick in your hand. “After that you go to training, do you understand?” You snarled as you moved forward. You guided the head of his thicc cock at your entrance, then slowly fell down, moaning. You closed your mouth quickly with one hand. Daiki, on the other hand, smiled as he caught your hips.

“If you do it right, I can go to training.”

“You little bitch.” You grunted as you tugged on his tie. “You have to go to training and to the match with team.”

“Only if you’ll ride my cock well, doll. Show me how much you care about it, then I’ll think about it.” He smiled disgustingly as he allowed himself to unbutton your uniform shirt. “Oi, oi. Is it for me?” He asked, running a finger over the white, delicate lace. “Cute.”

You jumped on the boy’s thighs, riding him calmly. “Why haven’t you been writing to me in the last few days?” You asked softly while purring at the pleasant touch of your boyfriend’s hand on your chest.

“I don’t know, I’ve been busy.”

“Busy with playing on court with your own stupid ass, basketball lover?” You were teasing.

“Shut up.” He growled as he tucked his fingers under your bra. After a while you felt his fingers squeeze both of your tits. You rested your own forehead on his shoulder, still rolling your hips. After a while, however, your moves became faster, almost desperate, and your boobs jumped in his hands, bringing a smile to his tanned face.

A second later, a warm tongue wrapped around one of the hard nipple, and your walls tightened on the basketball player’s cock, making him grow throaty.

“Basketball lover likes it when his girlfriend rides his cock, huh?” You laughed, tugging at his hair and causing his face to look straight at yours. “If you will be a polite, big boy and you don’t let me down, I’ll do that more often.”

“Stop teasing me.”

“Why?” You pulled on him even tighter, still jumping on his narrow hips. “Don’t you like when I glorify your basketball skills? When I admire you in your Touou basketball outfit? You don’t even know how I like the shorts you wear at matches. My dream is to be fucked by the number 5 basketball player in his jersey.”

A few simple sentences and you immediately felt the warmth spreading inside you. I don’t think you ever got Aomine to come so fast. You smiled triumphantly.

“Och. Are you out of shape because we haven’t seen each other for such a long time?” You laughed.

“Shut the fuck up. Second round.” He grabbed your hand, but you just kissed him on the thin lips and stood up.

“After training. Of course, if you show up there, basketball lover.”

“I’ll go! Shit, okay, I’ll go!” He growled loudly, wiping the sweat off his forehead and neck. “You’d better be prepared for this jersey fuck.”

— SEIJUUROU

Akashi has always had a lot stuff to do; family matters, student council, school and his passions, including basketball, shogi, piano and violin. That’s why there are times when both of you didn’t talk for two or three days. You fully understood him and often between lessons, before the breakfast break, you would leave a bento on his desk with a small piece of paper on which you would write that he ‘should take care of himself and not skip meals’. Seijuurou always appreciated it, but he couldn’t say it out loud. However, you didn’t blame him.

This time, however, your boyfriend didn’t talk to you for more than three days. He hadn’t said a single word in your direction all week, nor did he write a message, which was strange to him, because he always thanked you for the breakfast you brought him. But not this time.

You felt a bit bad about that fact. In addition, you knew that the next Winter Cup games were coming; you wanted to support your man in this, but maybe... he didn’t want to? You sighed softly as you bit your pen.

You have decided that when you finish your homework, you will visit him at his residence.

{ ･ﾟ✧ }

Half an hour ago you said ‘Goodbye’ to your mom and said you’ll be back tonight or tomorrow after dinner (because is Friday right now so you have a weekend for yourself). Your parents liked Akashi very much, so they didn’t worry about how much time will you spend with him, by the way. They trusted him; the more that he always drove you to your home after all your dates.

So now you were standing in front of the big house. You rang the bell and greeted the housekeeper on the other side, saying your name and the reason for coming. Everyone in the residence knew you well and the old lady gladly let you in and then offered you some white tea. Of course you thanked but also saying that you came to see Seijuurou ‘cause you were worried about him. The woman nodded, saying that she wouldn't come upstairs to not disturb you two. You bowed and started walking towards the huge chestnut stairs that led up.

And then you knocked on a well-known door and walked in as soon as you heard ‘Come in’.

“Sei.” You smiled gently as you locked the door. “I’m don’t bother you?”

“Y/N. What are you doing here? It’s late.” He got up from his chair and put down the book he was reading, then walked towards you.

“It’s fine. I just wanted to see if everything was okay. We haven’t spoken recently... You understand.”

The pink-haired boy nodded and sighed delicately as he grabbed your hand. After a while he kissed your knuckles.

“I’m sorry, love. Due to the Winter Cup and trainings, I have no time or desire for anything else. I’ll try to be better. Maybe you want some tea? We’ll talk and then I’ll drive you to home back.” He replied honestly, and you just stroked his cheek and shook your head, surprising him. “So what do you want to do?”

“Can we hug? I missed you so much.” You asked softly, at which he smiled fondly and nodded once again. After a while you pulled him onto his bed and nestled against his chest, breathing calmly.

You spent a few longer seconds this way until you tilted your head back and kissed the basketball player on the lips. He kissed you back, of course, and you quickly lifted your body to sit on his thighs. You embraced the eighteen-year-old’s neck gently, and he placed his hands on your hips. You pressed your crotch a little harder on him, making a soft hiss.

After a while you directed your mouth to Akashi’s sharp jaw and warm, pale neck. You stroked his hair and neck without rushing, and kissed him at the same time. From time to time you were coming back to his tasty mouth, purring with pleasure. At one point, you felt a pleasant shiver as Akashi ran his hands over your thighs, squeezing the soft skin.

You moved away a little and then lay on your stomach, right in front of your boyfriend’s pants. The basketball player looked at you in surprise.

“Y/N?”

“Hm?” You smiled as you slide down his tracksuits and then his underwear as well. “Let me take care of you. You deserve it after all this hard work.” You said softly, looking down. “Anyway, I can’t leave you now.” You added teasingly, grabbing his half-hard dick with your hand.

At first you turned him on with your hand; your slow, steady moves made Akashi close his eyes while stroking your fluffy hair. You took your time, knowing that you both didn’t like it. Only after a long moment did you lean in, kissing his head; then you opened your mouth, sucking hard the tip of his cock.

You ate him like a pro, sometimes helping yourself with your both hands, because let’s face it, your boyfriend is big. He may be the lowest in his basket team, but he definitely has a lot to offer. That’s why you used to have serious problems with satisfying him because you were choking before. Luckily it was fine now, so from time to time you looked up at your very satisfied boyfriend’s face. His eyes were closed, and his hand moved to your ruddy cheek. You smiled as you kissed his head once more, then stepped back, still working your hand.

“Such a good boy. You’re wonderful and beautiful, baby.” You praised him by squeezing his thigh lightly. “You can definitely handle training and matches, I believe it, Sei. There is nobody better than you.”

“Y/N...” His cheeks flushed slightly which was a rare sight. Whenever you praised him, Akashi felt like he had a third personality who likes to be submissive.

“My lovely boy is so brave. I’ll show you how much you mean to me and how much I missed you. Never leave me alone for so long again, okay?” You grunted as you folded another kiss and then put his wet cock in your mouth again.

[swaglexander-the-great]

Yakuza: Like A Dragon

I just watched the 2007 Yakuza: Like a Dragon film and DEAR GOD I need to share this experience (Spoilers, of course)

Firstly, this film just... makes NO sense. Some (MAIN) characters are not connected to each other in any way. Who are they? No explanation. Why are they here? Who Knows. Just watch them go heat mad from 32 degrees celsius and rob various stores until one of them gets shot. She breaks the news to her boyfriend that she is mortally wounded by saying ‘i will never have ur kids’ (they have never discussed children, and are like 18). The bf is, understandably baffled by this choice of words to explain a fatal bullet wound

There is a masochistic guy who Majima beats up in a basement, and to get to said basement, Majima deadlifts a door off the wall to reveal an elevator. This guy also gets punched by Kiryu and LOVES it

Bank robbery that is drawn out throughout the whole plot, but literally doesn’t go anywhere. It’s just two dudes going heat mad because something (God??) broke the air con during their heist

Kiryu’s Ass. This man has cake for DAYS. It deflects the rubble of a skyscraper at one point.

 (^^kiryu’s distractingly huge ass)

5. it took me 90% of the movie to figure out 3 depressed men in a bar were meant to be Kiryu’s host friends

6. Nishikiyama is only in the movie for 2.5 seconds and looks like an absolute, total geed

(^ my sleep paralysis demon)

7. Date-san is jarringly tall 8|

8. Apparently everyone in the city is going mad from global warming and a 3 degree raise in the overall temperature, and to combat this, Haruka chugs water.

9. Kiryu walks into a bar and three people bow on instinct alone

10. Korean assassins appear for some reason?? One of them serves drinks to 20+ policemen trapped in a 45 degree van, which has a loony-tunes style heat gauge in it

11. Majima finds a shotgun and straight up obliterates like 6 people

12. Scenes are cut into weird stop motion sometimes?? Why?? It’s usually with Majima, so maybe he just Moves Like That

13. Kiryu takes haruka, a little girl, to a brothel. The doorman leads him into a bar with a couch facing a curtain. Kiryu feels a ping in his spider-senses and dives behind the couch. At the sound of a gong, the curtain opens to reveal Majima on a golden pimp throne with a shotgun as his men fire at the now Kiryu-less couch. Majima rebukes kiryu: You brought a CHILD to a BrOTHEL??

(Glory Be)

14. Majima and Kiryu cock empty shotguns at each other for 10 seconds straight. They also punch each other in the face in what seems like an unbreakable loop for the same amount of time.

15. This Iconic moment

(what does your Eye Patch see, Majima-san?)

16. Majima smacks baseballs into Kiryu’s firm abs until the guy who throws the baseballs fucking dies. I’m pretty sure this is some sort of test, and if Kiryu passes, he gets Majima’s hand in marriage.

17. Kiryu passes the test, which leads us to whatever THIS scene is

(yes, that is a mirror ceiling in the top picture [ft. kiryu’s bubble butt], and yes, there is far too much weird grunting in this scene)

18. It is at this point that the tone of the film goes from artistically bizarre to confusingly horny (including one whole scene of Nishiki just walking and stripping off his clothes)

(get ur hand off Kiryu’s thicc bountiful ass, Nishiki)

19. Three major characters (Nishiki, Yumi, and Jingu) appear in the final 10 minutes with probably 1 line of dialogue to build up who they are through the entire film, only all to be immediately killed. I may, however, have become confused, as Nishiki, Jingu and Kazama’s names were all translated as Sanada (??) and Yumi was translated as... Jenny even though you could HEAR THEM SAYING THE NAMES.

21.  Kazama’s name was also translated to Majima, and then finally to Kazuro for some fucking reason

22. There is no explanation to why or how the ten billion is stolen. It just Was. The how is the most confusing part, as it is not a digital transaction, it is literally a comedically huge pile of cash as per the game

23. A helicopter causes a magnitude 6.1 earthquake and just casually smashes through some buildings, but is undamaged. Majima’s masochistic basement slut prays to be crushed by the helicopter earthquake. It also vibrates Majima back to life after he’s shot by Kiryu’s dad for sitting on Kiryu’s face (see above)

24. A very dramatic scene of Kiryu drinking an energy drink while the seven grown men who surround him scream

(he then bursts into flame)

25. The Korean assassins assassinate Jingu who is literally onscreen for 1 second. Yumi now blows herself up for no reason. Kiryu does not try to stop her. Kiryu respects her resolve, and his enormous cake saves him and Haruka from being crushed by the resulting rubble

26. majima just crawls out through karumocho to the batting cages to dramatically die on their stairs. His drama is foiled by a sneeze, and he realizes he is in fact not dying, but may have just caught a cold.

27. Kiryu absolutely seems to love Majima even though Majima literally murders people, beats him to a pulp, and tries to actually kill him.

28. It is never explained who Kazama is. He just appears out of the blue, and vanishes into money-filled mist at the end.

29. The violence swings between goofy gags and actually good fighting (classic yakuza), nothing is explained unless you’ve played the game, kiryu, the main protagonist spends half his time wandering around aimlessly with a girl and a dog (not explained why he has acquired these, at some point in the movie they just Appear), and at one point I think it turned into a musical so briefly that it seems like I imagined that scene

30. All in all 10/10, would watch again. Please, somebody make a friend who has never played Yakuza watch this and see what they make of it

[sunarou]

♡Atsumu, Daichi, and Iwaizumi when their S/O looks good in spandex shorts♡

Requested: No ^^

Word count: 854

Notes: Nothing too extreme my dudes, hope you like it (~￣³￣)~

Atsumu Miya

—This mans, if you asked him how the game was he'd just smirk and go "Great," but he was honestly just focused on you, specifically your ass.

—You had to wear black spandex shorts to every game you had, and you bet Atsumu is at every game you have, just to capture your perfect ass in action. He acknowledges that you also have great skill and would like to verse your team someday, I'll give you that

—But it's very distracting when you're running around, in very short shorts. 'It hugs your ass just right'

— ^^ Words he said okay?

—But if he sees any other guy checking you out, they'll be damned cause like are you for real dude? That's his girl, and what's his is his only, he'll give the dude a mega death stare until they give it up and maybe leave even

—Nonetheless this dude's very proud to have a girlfriend as amazing as you

—After the match and half of the people left he would go down the court to congratulate you, "How was the view up there babe?" You asked, wiping your sweat with a cloth, "It was amazing" he replied,

—His hands immediately landing on your ass, squeezing it lightly roughly, "Albeit, you were such a tease down here, wiggling your ass whenever you looked at me.. you're in it for tonight babe" he whispered to your ears, as he smacks your ass.

—When he finally takes a look at your face, you were really red, "A-ah..!" You said in surprise, "Cute" he said squeezing your cheek as he leans in to kiss you in the lips.

— "Let's get home as soon as possible yeah?" He said, letting you off to change.

Oh yES DaDDY

Daichi Sawamura

—Pshh, you aren't the only one that looked good in shorts, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN'S THIGHS?! Any ways 😌

—Daichi is attracted to thicc women, don't fight me on this, when he saw your ass in those shorts this guy almost fainted, he may or may not have gotten a nose bleed.

—But he kept calm as the two of your teams have a practice match together. So far the girl's team are winning cause most of the boys are focused on your legs, so uhm Daichi will individually smack them on the head of he catches them looking one more time

—So when the both of you were sitting on the bench for a break before playing the second set, Daichi looked around first before dragging you into the wash room, "Captain~ What are you doing?" You asked as you knew it had some effect on him

— "Y/N don't tease right now" He sternly said, his hands had a firm grip on your waist, you drag out your finger up and down his chest, "But captain, I saw how you looked at me.. so naughty" you said, smirking.

— "Y/N.." His voice got low as his hands too, now his hands were resting on your plush ass, giving them an occasional squeeze, you take his lips with yours as you two made out in the wash room. He pulls away.

— "Did you see how the other boys were looking at you?" He said, "Mm no, I was too focused on you" you winked, "You're such a bad girl" he smirks as he leans in a whistle blew, surprising the both of you.

— "Get back out here Daichi and Y/N!" You heard Coach Ukai yell out, as the two of you went out the wash room, the two teams looked at you both, doe eyed.

—You both looked flustered and red, "Great going captain!" Nishinoya smacks Daichi's back.

— 'This was all Y/N's ass's fault' he sighs.

Him punching is so cute

Iwaizumi Hajime

—Ngl, his first thoughts when he saw you wearing spandex shorts were 'I'd like to lay on her thighs..' they just looked soft ok?

—Iwaizumi can be possessive if he wants, and that's what he was doing, he will totally make marks on your thighs next time. He wants people to see that you're his.

—Sometimes Oikawa teases him saying "Iwa-chan such a pervert~" Poor Oikawa probably had a bump on his head because of how hard Iwaizumi hit him 😔 F's in the chat for Oikawa

—Whenever the two of you are alone though, he's shameless, he'll make you sit or lay down and he'll just lay on your thighs, making little hickeys everywhere. "Hajime! I have a game tomorrow!" You said, seeing the small purple marks littered around your thighs.

— "Good timing.." He smirks, "You could've done this another time, now the girls are gonna tease me about it!" You pout, "Let them darling, when these marks fade I'll just make new ones" Iwaizumi is very clingy when you two are alone 🙈

—Even if you aren't in spandex he'll still slap your ass when the two of you walk past every other. His favourite thing to do is work out with you, he can just look without anyone seeing him so whIPPed

—Please help this man and his problem, bring him to Dr. Phil 💀

Tagged: @fitriiaw

~Love Lola 🦋

[lilmajorshawty]

Hi king I need your in-depth thoughts about 8th house pluto natives...mentally/emotionally/physically/sexually? Wish you have perfectly splendid days ahead of you 🙏🏽❤️

I really have known two people total with this placement of Pluto! A Aquarius woman and a cancer man I knew. I would definitely say

Mentally : they are perceptive, very observant and incredibly intellectual folk. They process things differently and tend to have this jarring view of life. It can be rather paranoid and very serious. They live in a danger around every corner mindset which keeps them safe honestly as the lives they live often attracts that sort of energy sadly but they often handle the situations well and have strong survival skills.

Emotionally: very deep souls. The understand the human nature and how their actions and the actions of others can lead to certain reactions and behaviors. They aren’t emotionally manipulative but they tend to be very hard to get close to and very hard to really understand mainly because they have walls upon walls blocking any of that. They crave real bonds so often times they take anything and everything as a slight so you’ll have to be careful maneuvering around them.

Physically : I notice they love to get tattoos! They like to maintain their roots to their culture and can seem more ethnic in terms of they like to maintain their cultures aesthetic. They aren’t into Americanized looks if they’re not originally from America and if they are they tend to be strongly tied to it. They tend to have long hair or let their hair grow. They can be thicc but in their genitalia. Like the men and women can have nice thighs and or curvy areas. Speaking for the men the cancer guy had a big penis but I also noticed that it looked plutonic like very intense and almost unreal.

Sexually : the Aquarius(girl) I knew told me she often held sex to a certain standard and never really got intimate with very many people. And when she finally did with her boyfriend she got very intensely emotionally involved. Sex transformed her and actually brought out a darker more intense version of her but it was the real her, just that it wasn’t ready to reveal itself yet. The cancer guy also had a modest look to him sexually and wasn’t really the type to have that “I want to fuck vibe” but when we did finally start he was different, more intense, more all consuming, more like his ego had died right before my eyes. Sex for them is an ego death and every time they have it apart of them sheds. They love having sex but they can go without it for years at a time. They crave an authentic and deep sexual experience so if they even have casual sex they’ll remember that person for ever. I’ve noticed that in men this can cause more of a problem because if he does cheat or if he is unsure about things it can be hard for him to get readjusted as he often can feel wounded from his own actions.

Okay hope this helps! And also when you said perfectly splendid you reminded me of flora from haunting on bly manor and I LOVE YOU FOR THAT