#he almost loses it when one of the rogues calls him Spideys boy toy and he’s like exscuse me????

[movedtodykedvonte]

Eddie, receiving an unknown call: Hello?

Peter, whispering: Come save me.

Eddie: Why? You’re literally Spider-Man?

Peter: Not while this fake dating is going on. Come save me.

Eddie: Where even are you?

Peter: Doc Ock is holding me hostage at the abandoned factory

Eddie: That’s so fucking vague. There’s like ten of those on the same street!

Peter, super rudely: Just pick the one that seems the most hostage friendly!

Eddie: Geez, what’s got ur panties in a bunch Parker.

Peter, sarcastically: Other than being held against my will?

Peter: MJ and I have movie night in an hour and this is somehow more time consuming than actually being Spider-Man.

Eddie:…

Peter: Hello? Y’there?

Eddie: The symbiote wants to to talk about your infidelity when we get you.

Peter: We aren’t actually dating!

Eddie: So you don’t need our help?

Peter: …I hate you two so much.

Venom, swinging to come get him: Love you too, Petey-kins