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blondiest · 1 year ago

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fun addition: once my younger brother called me on a school bus full of high schoolers on his way to a robotics competition and screeched "MORGAN TELL THEM. TELL THEM YOU WERE AT DASH CON THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME" and then i had to do that.

YOU WENT TO DASH CON???

JFHFJHHHFJHH 😂 yes,,, i did, in fact, go to dash con 😔 for the record i was only there to see the welcome to night vale live show but i WAS there on that day and i DID see the ball pit in real life with my own eyes. it was, uh. really something 💀

#to be fair his credibility is low for a good reason which is that shane loves to lie #he actually made a hoax post on his college's subreddit that went essentially viral on campus #and he also used to tell people alton brown was his cousin. which just isn't true #once he also told my mom and i that my dad (*note: parents are very divorced) called beer “daddy sodas”#and my mom and i fucking believed him #which should tell you all you need to know of my father frankly #asks

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