#he a thicc boye

[pimsri]

Buck Arthur

[stargir1z]

this id a cat staring suspiciously at my dog!

GOD I LOVE HIM AND HIS SUSPITCHESNESS

[woogigooie]

New Highland lad

He thicc, juicy thicc. Gives some of the best hugs, I think...

Gonna put him at like 6'4", tall boye. Taller than Zeke at least.

I like to think he's got very pretty eyes

[flydunes]

[id: two traditional drawings. image 1 is of jonathan sims, a dark-skinned man with fluffy dark brown hair tied half-up half-down. he wears an oversized brown cardigan with the sleeves rolled up and black turtleneck. one arm is up holding a paintbrush between his index and middle finger, the latter of which has an ace ring. his other arm is up and holding a green mug with two fingers, with two paintbrushes inside it. he has a bored expression and wears thin rectangular glasses. a few notes are written around the image. "wears grandpa sweaters and nothing else." "very very thicc hair." "paint water (he accidentally drinks it)."

image 2 is of martin blackwood, a fat caucasian man with blonde curly short hair. he wears a purple sweater with blue stripes across the sleeves and centre of thr sweater. on top of the stripes on the chest is a peeled banana, with "banana" written underneath. one hand is across his stomach, and one is up, but the hand is cut off by the edge of the page. he is looking to his right and smiling with his eyes closed. he has dimples and freckles. he has round glasses and wears black triangular earrings. there are notes written around the image. "sweet boye ♡." "tim keeps giving him these incredible sweaters." "DIMPLES." dimples is underlined. end id]

so uhhhh how about some more artist!jon muse!martin art and no i still have not started this why do you ask

just wanted to get some designs going for the fic. for, y'know, brainstorming reasons. totally not procrastination. absolutely not.

[nine-states-of-chaos]

Introductions

General:

(they all siblings)

Vorarlberg: A smol boi. About 150 cm tall and hella thin. Is often the victim of sibling bullying. Has caramel brown hair and green eyes

Tyrol: A big boi. About 180 cm tall and muscly.Is kind of obsessed with working out? Has dark brown hair and Brown eyes.

Salzburg: A thicc lady. About 170 cm tall and hella thicc. Is chubby and has bad eyesight. Light brown short hair and blue-grey eyes.

Styria: A thicc boi. About 175 cm tall. Is slightly less chubbier than Salzburg and his muscles hurt often. Has Blonde hair and is the only one with realllyy light blue eyes.

Carinthia: A smol thicc boye. Is about 160 cm tall and a lil thicc. He's shaking often, currently still checking if its parkinson. Has brown hair and has dark brown eyes

Upper Austria and Lower Austria: Twins that are a lil chubby. Are about 175 1/2 cm tall. Look veerryy similar, but Lower Austria has a rounder face and Upper Austria has slightly lighter hair. They often finish eachothers sentences and bicker often. Lower Austria is more serious while Upper austria is lighthearted, they're about as different as twins can be. Lower Austria often carries Vienna on his back, and Upper Austria often talks weird. Upper Austria has tourettes and Lower Austria has ADHD. Brunette Hair and deep green eyes.

Vienna: A smol gal. Is thin and physically about 29 years old but 140 cm tall, others often try to get a rise out of her because of this. Is a lil snobby, like aph Austria, but not as much. Is often seen trying to get a rise out of her siblings and other states and capitals. Often visits Schönbrunn and gets nostalgic. Has Brown hair and horrendous eyesight.

Burgenland: He practivally SCREAMS scrawny. Is tall, but very thin. About 179 cm tall and is an anxious boi. Suffers from depression and anxiety but his siblings help him out. He does get teased often cuz he scrawnyy, but the others know theyve gone too far once his eyes start getting watery. Has long, brown hail and amethyst eyes.

Human names:

Vorarlberg: Felix Gruber

Tyrol: Killi, short for Kilian, Köhlbichler

Salzburg: Sahra Pichler

Styria: Andreas, short Andy, Wagner

Carinthia: Maximilian, short Maxi or Maxl, Moser

Upper Austria and Lower Austria: David and Jakob Huber

Vienna: Christina, short Christl, Mayer-Edelstein

Burgenland: Lukas Steiner. Others call him Luky when Norways around so they don't get mixed up.

Sexuality:

Vorarlberg: Homosexual transgender (ftm)

Tyrol: Asexual Biromantic

Salzburg: Pansexual Panromantic

Styria: Heterosexual, the only straight one

Carinthia: Bisexual Panromantic

Upper Austria: Homosexual

Lower Austria: Asexual Homoromantic

Vienna: Demisexual Panromantic

Burgenland: Transgender (ftm) Homoromantic grey-asexual

[ladyaudentium]

Hi, yes, hello, I’m the anon who sent the ask about Angeal in flannel and overalls and HOLY SHIT-! 😱A) Your art is gorgeous! 🤩 B) You actually read my mind cause even though I didn’t say it, I had imagine that all the buttons probably couldn’t be done up completely so you’d see his (muscular AF) chest like you drew! 🤯

Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it! I absolutely felt the wind leave me when I saw the “Angeal in flannel + overalls” and had to take a moment to calm down LOL! But yes!! His shirts are always too small because boy so dummy thicc and he can’t help it even though no one around him is complaining lmaoo!

I’m only just getting started on my boye Dummy Thicc Angeal so stay tuned for more! I’ll always include the “#me and my dummy thicc angeal propaganda” tag on my posts!

[slasherkisses]

no offense but why do u like jason so much, hes so boring

hes a good boy... a big soft baby... a big stinky murder man...

hes got it all, local legend that happens to be real? check. thicc? he thicc af. DEAD??? he a whole zombie now. M A S K?! so damn hot with his mask. him a perfect boye

[wilfcrd]

Mark edited this one. He said thicc boye rights with that editing choice

We’ve decided to stan forever

[askconfusedgayjoot]

joot needs to kill secco so he can be the one and only thicc boye

"with pleasure" -jotaro

[herecomesnaya]

naya dumb question, but why don't more people write dom dick? to me it's such an obvious thing for him like c'mon natural born leader this natural born leader that,,, like?? ik comics love showing his buns but that can't just be it. is it bcus he canonically dates women who can crush cars comfortably? idk i've been screaming over the lack of dick domming content lately so this might be a fringe opinion or some shit but i just want him to soft dom me into oblivion ok

I think it’s bc he looks so much like a Softe Boye, and he has a big thicc ass that people wanna see pounded into oblivion, so they forget that he’s strong and tough and knows how to fuck someone (up) if need be

because on the one hand, shove a cock in that mouth:

on the other, ay papi hold me down and show me what justice tastes like:

personally, I lean towards dom Dick nowadays because it’s so much rarer, not in a hipster OHHHH I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT way, but just because I like to explore dynamics that you don’t see as often in fanworks

and also bc I love jaydick and we all know Jason is a big fat bottom

thanks for coming to my TED talk

[magemelondew]

another thing from deviantart

again some old shit but here

hi here's a weird thing

ive been having a back and forth obsession with Magolor and Taranza and its like me trying to choose between marvin and bill- of course i love bill more but both of em spider and egg are good!!!!!! magolor is a bill although um i dont really know if hes a bad guy or like???? like in star allies they call marx, a dude who took kirby's wish from galactic nova and then wished to control planet popstar, a good boye and he's a no bad. Magolor? paraphrased from star allies: "GET THAT LYING PIECE OF EGG OUTTA MAH FACE HE AINT TRUSTABLE B"

but like magolor fuckin made kirby 2 theme parks (one 4 dedede) and even sold him gear in kirby clash deluxe. he's a good boi now bUT NO!!!! HES STILL THE DECEPTIVE EGG!!!??!!?! hes a good boy but he might be up to something but unless i see this he is good boye to me

Marx has done nothing but scream his ass off and barf bowling balls and you trust me with him more than magolor???? might wanna reconsider that 

Taranza is a loyal boi who does not want to do a harm. he want to fix his amazing hair which reminds me of a karen mom but he can choose who he wants to be i will still love him!!!!!!!!! one time i drew him with a fluff for a hair and damn an afro looks good on him. just because he did 2 bad it technically was not him making the choices. if he had the choice he'd just... probably cry.. hmmm what would he do??

hmmmm time to think of jobs for taranza

hair styler (u think his beautiful hair is beautiful itself? NO he does it probably to make it amazing)

waiter (hed carry me the perfect amount of pasta, 6 bowls of it)

getting a date (he is trying to move on but i dont think people like spiders all that much so that might be an issue)

good boi (hed do a good)

basically any key structured instrument (xylophone, piano etc) (i want him to play a black midi of all star tbh)

remember that pixar short of those two dudes with all those instruments? i think it was called one man band but correct me if im wrong but that thing hed be able to do that

questions

1. does taranza have a dominate hand or side of hands or like is his omnidextrous (term coined by @TheGreatKitKat , basically means that he can use all his hands for writing)

2.ahh

3. how far can magolor's, susie's, and taranza's hands go until they cant move them anymore? is it a rayman situation where they can completely leave orbit or is there a limit to how far they can leave their body?

triva

1. magolor is left handed which is cool

2. marx is thicc as fucc'

3. i want i kirby endgame movie

thanks guys just really needed to share these things

[watersighs]

tagged by @macasbesos and @wildernesslexa tyyy  💕 💕 💕 💕

nickname:  julie

gender: female

astrological sign: gemini sun, cancer moon, and pisces rising

height: 5′0 ft (152 cm) yeah i know,, , 😔 😔

sexuality: biii 💖💜💙

hogwarts house: ravenclaw

favorite animals: i literally stay up til like 3 am watching dog meme vids sooo

number of blankets: 1 thicc boye

where i’m from: philippines

dream trip: highkey the Mediterranean just in general bc food and the ocean, the bonneville salt flats, and anywhere theres mountains and fields of grass and flowers bc a girl jus wants to lie in a field 

when i made this account: i want to say around 2015??

why i created this account: bc i wanted to get away from my main blog lol

followers: i love the 750 porn blogs that follow me mwah 💕 💕

following: 204

the last thing I googled: “effects of recession on house prices”, i dont mean to be this boring i swear

favorite musicians: carly rae jepsen, zayn, taylor swift, dua, and kacey musgraves solely bc ive been really digging golden hour yeehaw 🤠🤠 amirite

song stuck in your head: crowded places by BANKS

do you get asks: rarely, i like being the anons that ask stuff tho 😎

amount of sleep: around 3 to 4 hours bc im chaotic  💥 💥

lucky number: 7 bc its the number thats appeared the most in my life tbh

what are you wearing: a big pink shirt with a fat bird on it…haha then wat next ;)

dream job: theres so many things i want to do so i cant say just one but mainly id just want to help people in whatever way i can

instruments: violin, guitar, piano

languages: english, visayan

favorite songs: im so tired by lauv and troye, dont feel like crying by sigrid, and not a song but icarus falls by zayn got me feelin spicy lately  🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️

random fact: once i was shown a pic of a dog too fat for his vest and i cried bc he was so handsome

aesthetic: hoooo here we go 💃 💃 standing somewhere that overlooks a city skyline and feeling like ur on another planet bc of both the lack and overabundance of sounds, randomly waking up at 2 am opening ur window and playing music from your phone as car lights pass thru ur blinds, wanting to reach out and hug someone you’ve been close to for seemingly the longest time but ending up not doing it anyway

im tagging @macasbesos again bc there are more questions this time also @villanellebisexual @sanatched @patmansstuff @eleventhousandfour  all yall have quality tags and posts ilysmmm  💕 💕 💕🤧🤧

[hamilton-crap]

Alright-y I'm gonna try to describe the characters as bestt as I can cause the app I use to draw is being a di-

Alexander Hamilton:

Runs on any type of caffeine

Wears nothing but hoodies and always puts his hair in a ponytail

Usually wears green

Kinda bitchy but generally loves people in his own screwed up, tsundere way

Usually sleeps throughout the day and eats the entire fridge afterwards

Actually he doesn't eat that much cause he's too busy "working" On whatever and sometimes won't eat for (at most) four days

Really wants a dog

Very bisexual and clingy to the people he loves romantically

John Laurens:

Naturally loves everyone, but if you piss him off he'll probably kill your pokemon

(If you're not into eddsworld, you can skip this one) imagine dear star boy tord. That's Laurens.

Owns a lot of pastel sweaters and flannels

"Country boy I love you. Ahhh-"

His favorite place is this weird abandoned garden he found next to an old gas station that's somehow still in business

Loves the beach

Is a vegan

Very gay but is kinds forced to be straight in front of his family

Hercules Mulligan:

Honestly, he's probably the best at hugging and cuddling

He's the biggest guy but he has the softest heart wtf

Somehow very light-handed

Sews the rest of the guys outfits of they need it, but gets in really heavy artists block since he works better with females

He's probably the most responsible out of the five, well I mean not with drinking but-

Basically follows the guys around to monitor them or when he's bored

Did I mention he's basically their father-

Him and Laurens draw together

Loves Burr's cat

I mean, even though he's a soft boye he'll probably dunk salt and ice on your face in your sleep-

Knits/crochets scarves during autumn and winter

Is actually a closeted brony

Also very bisexual

Gilbert Lafayette:

Sassy bitch-

Usually dresses in what is considered as "girl clothes" But when he's really comfortable or.. depressed- he'll dress in lounge clothes

Makes sandwiches for them when Hercules is out or something

If someone tells him to take a shower, he'll give an excuse cause he's probably being lazy

Him and Peggy own a Katana collection together and name certain swords

Is into hentai but he doesn't jack off to it he just looks at it and laughs

He's too tall for his own good

He would seem like the stereotypical dainty gay guy but he can chug like five bottles of beer in like twenty seconds-

Really good at fighting games

Claims Hercules is "his" And actually sometimes sleeps with him? (Let me have fun. Also mind out the gutter WAIT-)

Pretty pansexual

Peggy Schuyler:

Hecking weeb

Plays video games all night if she can

"L8r zits"*heelies away*

Once thought Lafayette was pretty attractive before she found out he was with Hercules

Once accidentally dated her cousin

Ended up committing suicide at a really young age

Thinks she's unimportant sometimes

One thicc bih

She's friends with basically everyone

Hangs out with Laurens in his garden and they make each other flower crowns

Sneaks into the guy's house and has anime nights with Lafayette and Laurens at 3am

Sleeps a lot

"TEN POINTS FOR HUFFLEPUFF-"

(I almost forgot to put burr in here-)

Aaron Burr:

No one knows him except the four guys and the sisters

Really good friends with alex and Eliza though

Never gets what he wants but he's okay with that most of the time

Hecking smart stop it

Even though he's like the smartest one he still doesn't communicate with his roommates so he's second most responsible cause they all need verbal help(almost all of them have some sort of therapy-)

Looks really good in maroon and purple

Owns a cat he named after his high school crush(you can just guess)

Eliza Schuyler:

Literally the sweetest thing wtf

Likes to read in cafes

Cares about everyone

Her and Laurens talk a lot about Alex while they do each other's hair

She would probably kill you too wait wtf is happening-

It's pretty hard to snap her though

Unless you mess with her family and friends then she automatically gets a switchblade out

Dresses in really nice clothes but never brags about her money

Really humble

Doesn't understand most trends

Shy bean

Claims she's straight but would probably date a girl at least once

Angelica Schuyler:

"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me"

The one that owns the switch blades

If we guy calls out a wolf-whistle at her she'll probably spazz on you

Reads a lot for who's she's known to be (a stereotypical rich girl who's mean to.. Idk everyone?)

Is done with your shit

Thinks all guys are some sort of evil but loves them anyway

Works out a lot (sometimes with Hercules)

She's pretty heterosexual

Lmao who's reading all of this i still have more characters-

[yuyurui]

luther,,,,, hes a thicc boye

[misshoney200]

Damn boye he thicc

My favorite seasonal spirit (excluding season’s guide) (1)

i tried to do differ tones but uhhh maybe that didn’t work much

[maple-cake]

sketch of me boye Simon

he cat boye

he’s a scientist and professional tall boy

he thicc too but that’s not as important i can’t draw thicc people very well 

because

he was once non thicc

ok bye