#he WOULD have started the trojan war (heh) for being beautiful and unreachable and marrying some guy

[dayurno]

you could add ‘in an autistic manner’ to the end of every sentence kevin does or says in canon and the story would still flow the same. his autistic ways and strange demure charm are woven into the very fabric of the story that’s the truth

aftg poses the great and thoroughly controversial question of what if helen of troy was a beautiful autistic man with a habit of substance abuse. and what if his strange and lovely charm worked like dogsong for men with issues