#hc thor can't cook for shit but he's a great baker and it bothers bruce
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no you don't get it. bruce banner DESERVES a tall, caring, annoyingly handsome malewife
#it would be good for the economy#butch for butch thorbruce i love you#bruce banner#thor#thor odinson#thorbruce#literally will not shut up about them#i will be talking about them on my death bed#please don't play with me about them#hc thor can't cook for shit but he's a great baker and it bothers bruce#who has almost had a kitchen fire making noodles#they take a cooking class and thors better at it then bruce but he just hates cooking#stress baker fully against cooking for himself#sick of them living in my brain#thor is bruce's wife argue with a wall#like they are so short tall stressed depressed cutie patootie#i'm never getting over this#like wow i love them#and i don't even know why they are my otp they just stuck way harder than anyone else#my blorbo
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