#hc that dude is super awkward

[wish-you-were-a-better-man]

so, I was working on a RedCrackle fic and i wrote a reunion scene coz it was in my to-dos

@grahamcarmen

@redxcrackle

@redcracklestan

@redcxackles-backup

@redcxackle

@redxcrackle

(from gray’s pov)

“GRAY!”

I’m fiddling with the electricity supply, barely managing to place the final touches before I get wrapped up in a bear hug. My heart skips a beat at the familiar voice, and from the corner of my eye, I see the familiar lump of curly auburn hair and register the scent of rose-scented perfume I know all too well. The wetness on my coat is surprising.

“Carmen?” I break the hug, staring into her blue-grey eyes, and they are slightly swollen and red, “you’re crying.”

Oh gosh. I messed up. 

“I know… I just… I thought you were gone…” the last of her sentence becomes an inaudible murmur as she sobs and lets out a soft hiccup.

“Why are you here?” I try not to sound too condescending, and the straight look of Shadowsan appears in my head. I instantly feel scared.

Her face falls in five seconds, and I’d feel guilty if I didn’t hear what she says next, “My team dragged me here.” I grip onto her bare hand as she buries her face into my chest, and my heart flutters to seventh heaven. But at the same time, I can tell that she’s more closed off than usual, and I tuck a strand of hair behind her ear. Zack and Ivy are probably whispering somewhere, Shadowsan is probably judging me, and Player is probably on video call listening in to this conversation.

So I better not screw anything up.

“You seem quiet. What’s going on? Are you okay?”

“I don’t know how to say this but I… I… I love you.” the confession nearly goes unheard, but I manage to catch it amidst the whir of the air-conditioning, and it’s then I realise that most of the men who work here have stopped in their tracks, staring at us, and the chatting crowd outside has partially gone silent. I try my best to ignore it.

Did she just…?

Oh god, she just did. What do I say back? How’ll she react? Will it be bad or good? Somewhere in the back of my mind, I hear the two Boston siblings giggling, and I do my best to shake the thought out of my head.

“I love you too, and–” I manage the best and most reassuring smile I can, only to have the remaining words die on my tongue when I feel a tug on my coat, followed by her lips on mine. I don’t know what to do for a second as I hear my heart pound in my chest and feel the blood rushing through my ears.

She’s kissing me.

My first kiss with the most beautiful girl in the world is great.

I can’t think straight, and I’m left stunned.

But it is kind of nice, actually.

I let my eyes slip shut, wrapping my arms around her waist and pulling her closer as I run a hand through her auburn locks. The world seemingly stops rotating as if frozen in time. It’s not like the kissing scenes in movies, but just something new, something that I haven’t gone through, even with my first girlfriend.

Heaven. Sheer heaven.

Heaven is what it is.

As we pull away, my hands moving to grip hers, I open my eyes, and it’s then that I register what’s going on in the real world. My male colleagues are standing, frozen in shock, one of them yelling, “YOU GO, GRAY!” while the rest blend in with the ocean of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’, some staring at me with what I perceive as envy in their eyes. Carmen’s crew has moved forward– Zack and Ivy are filming the entire thing and snickering, Player has his jaw slack from what I see on Carmen’s phone, and Shadowsan has his eyes widened as he’s chewing on something that looks like a Snickers bar.

I can hear whispers washing through the crowd, like ‘have you seen the look in his eyes whenever he mentions her? You should’ve seen the sparkle in them. That’s true love there’ and ‘this is Grammy-class romance here. I’m filming this for my Instagram’. Shadowsan is now uttering something that sounds like ‘Carmen is officially not single anymore.’, the last of his Snickers bar gone; and Zack is literally screaming at a volume so loud the security guards at the other end of the country could probably hear him, “OH MY GOSH! THEY KISSED! THIS WILL MAKE GOOD CONTENT FOR THE KIDS!”

Shadowsan, please, PLEASE don’t kill me. The last thing I want is to be at the hands of a sharp knife as he hurls profanities at me.

“Well done, Carm,” Ivy walks over, putting her hand on her shoulder, “you two are officially a couple now.”

Her cheeks turn crimson, and I can’t help but make the association.

La femme rouge.

“So…” I speak up, “you want to… go out on a date with me?”

[butchrgoth]

Erik Campbell established relationship HC's ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

A/N: these are honestly just really random headcannons ofc some may be ooc but these are just my little made up thoughts!! (im taking requests for types of headcannons or fic ideas because I do have some I just wanna write some specific stuff you yes you guys wanna see! enjoyyy...

(Warnings for NSFW section!!! you dont have to read it if you don't want!)

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SFW section:

ᛝ Erik is very much a homemade gift kinda guy. He can make jewelry, bracelets? He'll make you ten. Necklaces? takes longer but you'll have a dozen. Hell he even can make rings. Where did he learn? He doesn't even know.

ᛝ Also you need a piercing he will do it. And best believe he will scold you if you don't take care of it and then take care of it for you.

ᛝ He 100% has a messy room... I'm talking clothes all over his floor, multiple bottles, nothing organized. It's the way he likes it smh. He knows where everything is surprisingly even though he does sometimes get up in the middle of the night to search for a shirt he hasn't seen in months.

ᛝ Erik LOVES pda. He loves to kiss you. loves to hug you. loves to hold you. dooon't care. he just needs YOU. thats right. you. You're his blanket, his pillow, his mattress and even his personal heating pad.

ᛝ But also he's always super cold.... uhm... so he can't heat you up back... sorry!!!

ᛝ Also if you two buy some fuck ass plush together he will take care of it like Bobby takes care of Paco. He will also act like this if you have a pet.

ᛝ Erik will give you a shirt of his. This is usually where those missing shirts go. to your closet. In return he'll steal your jewelry sometimes.

ᛝ Bobby most likely will barge in on you two making out one day... He was so panicked about finding Paco he didn't even realize what he just interrupted. Then he notices. Erik eventually gives in and helps Bobby find Paco. He cannot say no to his brother.

NSFW section:

ᛝ Erik loves to give. He takes it like a sport and he hates sports. Screw sports. But he will eat you up and then act like he won a medal.

ᛝ He loves just sitting back on his bed, pants down, cock out. and loves letting you just poke at it. Admire it almost. Your head on his stomach as you just give it soft strokes, play with his Prince Albert piercing.

ᛝ Also Erik is a freak. so he loves to cum on you. He don't want kids. not now. So he loves to cum in your mouth or all over your stomach and thighs. He has drawn patterns in his cum and giggled. most likely drew a penis...

ᛝ Erik is the most unserious dude ever. He'll pop out a one liner as hes cumming or even in-between giving you head.

ᛝ You have done it in the tattoo parlor. You have been caught. Yes it was awkward. Yes you hit Erik after. (no Eriks were harmed.)

ᛝ He definitely loves having you sit on his face. the weight and just being able to feast. yup. he LOVES it. he will be soaked after but who cares!

ᛝ He's definitely seen those "bring back dry humping- etc" videos. and he agrees. He will beg you to try everything. you've quite literally had his fingers down your throat.

(YAY that is all!! ill work on more later I promise. But I hope you guys enjoyed this!)

[yanyandam]

helloo! i hope you're having a nice day and you're doing well<33, is it alright if i request hcs for draken mikey being friends w sort of social recluse/lonely reader? i totally understand if you aren't super interested in writing this, take care!!<3

Hey!! Hope you're having a nice day/evening too! here, I hope it'll make you happy! love yaaa, as a pretty lonely person I recognized myself a lot in this lol Btw. i am ALWAYS interested in writing stuff to comfort people. Dont worry hehe

DRAKEN AND MIKEY WITH A SOCIALLY RECLUSIVE!READER

DRAKEN thinks you’re quiet. Not in a bad way; like ‘doesn’t talk if unnecessary’ quiet’, which he thinks is a good thing. He gets it, he also only speaks if needed. He watches, he notices small things, and he’s pretty sure it’s the same for you. Your eyes seem smart, and soft: which worries him. This world doesn’t go easy on soft things. Oh but if anyone tries to mess with you…they’ll learn pretty fast that softness doesn’t mean weakness. Not with him around.

-He gives you quiet protection. You catch people backing off when you're near him, even though he doesn’t say a word. You once heard a guy mutter, “That’s the one Draken watches over. Don’t mess with them.” -He shares food with you like it’s nothing. You're sitting alone eating your lunch, and he silently places some warm food next to you, sits down, and says, “Yours looked sad.” -He lets you hide behind his rep. When a teacher tries to call you out for skipping class, Ken appears behind you. One glare from him, and the teacher just… walks away. -He teaches you self-defense (gruffly). He notices you flinch when people get too close. One day, he grabs your wrist (gently, despite his usual vibe) and shows you how to break out of a hold. “Next time, don’t freeze.” -He sits next to you silently until you open up. When you’re feeling particularly isolated, he finds you on the rooftop. He doesn’t talk, just sits, legs hanging off the edge. After a long silence, he says, “Let’s just not give a fuck about anything” like it’s the wisest thing he’s said -He deadpans with a sly smirk when you surprise him. You make a clever jab at someone, and he stares at you for a second before letting out a low chuckle. “Didn’t know you had fangs. Nice.”

You still remember that one day. The rooftop was empty when you pushed open the rusted door. You come up here a lot to avoid people, the way they stare, the way they expect things from you when you don’t even know how to exist properly. You don’t realize he’s already there until you hear the soft crunch of a chip bag. Draken.

He’s leaning against the wall, one leg propped up, eating shrimp chips like he’s been here forever. His eyes slide to you, expression unreadable, but he doesn’t say anything. Just scoots over slightly, barely noticeable, and goes back to munching. You hesitate. Then sit. Minutes pass.

“You come up here every day, is it for the dead plant over there?” he says, deadpan. You blink at the plant. “Trying to magically revive it or bury it?”

“Uh…Who knows…” you mutter. A beat. He leans back, tilting his head to the sun. “It’s stubborn. Like you.” You glance at him. “Is that a compliment?”

He smirks faintly. “Wouldn’t waste my breath if it wasn’t.” The silence that follows isn’t awkward, it’s calm. Like he’s giving you space without making it feel like space. Before you leave, he tosses a sealed juice box at you. “For the plant,” he says. But you know better.

Mikey thinks you’re like an XL cat! (A stray one. Who’s been through a lot.) You gotta sit real still and not make eye contact or they’ll run off. But when they do come close? Dude. It’s like winning the lottery. He thinks you’re super cool and wonders if you realize that! He wants to make you laugh more often. He thinks you really, really deserve it. Doesn’t care how many dumb jokes and games it takes. You’re like his friend forever, and ever. No choice.

-He treats you like a rare Pokemon. “You’re laughing!” he’d yell across the classroom. You hide your face, dying inside. While he laughs uncontrollably, it’s honestly cute. -He drags you everywhere like a backpack. “Come oooon, we’re going to the arcade!” Before you can say no, he’s already got your hand and is running, laughing like a maniac. No chance of escape. -He gets way too excited when you talk. You speak up in group convo, and he gasps like you just performed a magic trick. He fist bumps you so hard it nearly dislocates your shoulder. -He defends you without even knowing why. Someone tries to mess with you and he instantly goes full pitbull. “Got a problem?” Then turns to you like, “Were they your friend or somethin’? …Oops?” -He tries to make you laugh every chance he gets. Falls dramatically in the hallway, pretends to be dead. “This is how I die. Tell Draken I think all the women at his place are hot” You try not to smile. He definitely saw it. -He offers affection!! “You looked kinda down, so here!” He hands you a candy wrapper with a smiley face drawn on it. “It’s magic, it’ll keep bad vibes away!”

…

“Just trust me, okay?!”

Mikey’s dragging you through a glowing maze of arcade lights and screaming machines, his energy way too big for the narrow walkway. People move out of his way like he’s a tank. “I don’t even play games,” you protest.

“That’s a lie. You’re gonna DESTROY this one. I can feel it.” He plants you in front of a dance machine. “Go on. Just follow the arrows!”

You blink. “I’m not doing this.”

He gasps. “You have to. It’s life or death now.” You roll your eyes, but step up. He squeals like it’s Christmas. And when you stomp awkwardly through your first song, cheeks burning, he claps and yells, “THAT’S MY FRIEND!! LEGENDARY!!” like you just won gold. He laughs like a maniac again.

Somehow… you’re smiling.

[angelsknifeprty]

streamer!ellie hcs ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ - e.w

a/n: this is more focused on ellie and less on ellie x reader but i am for sure gonna follow this up with something else more focused on that >:3

warnings | mentions of weed, the smallest hint towards struggling with eating if you squint

word count: 698

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 ‧₊˚౨ৎ started off posting unlisted videos of her playing games with the stupidest, shittiest editing ever for you and her friends to watch and later decided to give streaming a try

‎ ‧₊˚౨ৎ starts off her twitch channel as a faceless streamer but does a face reveal when she hits a big milestone

‧₊˚౨ৎ has the creeper mini fridge for sure!!

‧₊˚౨ৎ has a ginger cat named garfield that she exclusively calls garfunkel on stream because her viewers made fun of her for garfield being too unoriginal

“guys, what do you mean it’s unoriginal, look at him. that’s literally garfield, the real deal. you’re all haters.”

‧₊˚౨ৎ plays a bunch of different games: minecraft obviously, fortnite, roblox (and argues with kids on there, you can’t tell me any different). also loves fnaf, elder scrolls and resident evil

‧₊˚౨ৎ more on her liking resident evil, i think she’s not super wimpy when it comes to games like that but she HATES the regenerators from the re4 remake (i’m totally not projecting…)

“i am NOT a wimp, but look at their freaky fucking arms!! and they have gross little butts too, that was not a necessary choice for the character design.”

‧₊˚౨ৎ she does find it funny when she kills them and they jiggle as they fall on the ground though

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ i’m throwing it in here that she smokes weed because i simply cannot help myself teehee :P

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ she does more chill streams of her eating n stuff as a way of comforting her viewers so they can eat along with her )):

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ and in turn chat always spams her with comments to drink water because that girl survives purely on energy drinks to combat her sleepy girl syndrome

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ abuses the soundboard so heavily, loves using a sound effect of an audience clapping and cheering when she tells the most painfully unfunny joke

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ she is ABSOLUTELY a jerma985 fan

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ loves putting her fans on blast and reacting to edits of her on stream and finds it so funny (especially the ones that have the reverb fart noise just randomly slapped in there, she thinks it’s peak humour)

“you guys think i don’t see this stuff? i have eyes everywhere. y’know what though, you guys are actually really talented.”

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ wears stupid t-shirts that say stuff like “i paused my game to be here” (omg i just found one that says “gamers make better lovers, they know all the right buttons” she would absolutely wear that)

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ she wears her silly t-shirts with pride and has the audacity to ask chat to rate how hard her fit goes

therealher0brine: BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅 0/10

elliebellie69: i beg that you don’t leave the house in that /lh  (╥﹏╥)

gnarpgnarp500: never beating the loser lesbian allegations i fear…

“guys you’re just not seeing the vision, sorry that you’re not this cool.”

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ oh my gosh she is OBSESSED with the little ikea alien, she has multiple of them in her room. she keeps one on her desk and when she sometimes doesn’t know what to say she’ll just hold it up super close to the camera and make incoherent high pitched babbling sounds

smelliams420: omg cancelled you can’t say that dude…

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ gets her viewers to send in clips and she’ll do high try not to laugh streams and fails miserably because she has the dumbest sense of humour ever. she’ll blame it entirely on the herb though as if her reaction wouldn’t be near enough the same when she’s sober

‧₊˚౨ৎ will occasionally play guitar on stream and she’ll sing too if you catch her in the right mood. she’s a bit awkward about it so it doesn’t happen often cuz she hates messing up and always makes a way bigger deal about it than necessary

“fuck- no wait, i was just messing with you. that fuck up was on purpose, shut up,” and her cheeks are flushed bright red as she tries to brush it off and compose herself before trying again

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ loves to get sidetracked and info dumps about stuff she is far too knowledgeable on

 ‧₊˚౨ৎ in conclusion, loser ellie supremacy

a/n: raghhh i love streamer els with my whole heart !!! i’m gonna eat her (˶˃⤙˂˶) anyways i hope you enjoyed, k bye mwah! >3< ♡

[brandoscomet]

hello!!!

SFW & NSFW hcs for p1 dio please? Thank you!!

Hiii!! Man, I feel like PB Dio is so underappreciated. Don't get me wrong, I love our mysterious vengeful diva Dio from part 3, but he was such a fun character in part 1 when he was just a dude who was evil just for the sake of being evil.

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Dio Brando (Part One) Bf headcanons!!

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SFW:

Lowkey? Doesn't know what he's doing. At all.

It takes him a while to get past the initial denial of the fact that he's fallen in love, as well as the fact that Dio hasn't had a positive relationship with pretty much anybody ever.

While he hates everybody and considers nobody as important as himself, you're the one exception.

He likes when you come to watch his rugby games/fights (like the boxing thing he did against Jonathan). As much as he feels like he doesn't need anybody, he's never had anyone really be there for him or show up for things, so he unconsciously really craves your support/approval.

He shows visible disgust when other people show romantic interest in him, and makes it very obvious that he isn’t interested.

He’s really possessive.

Assuming you stay with him after he turns into a vampire, things get very hectic. He asks you to go with him after the fire at the Joestar manor.

He cares SO MUCH about you. He's so apathetic towards any other living thing, but he would do anything for you. You really have this man WHIPPED. His worst nightmare is losing you.

Really bad in arguments. As much as he loves you, he's immature and prone to lashing out (as we saw in the anime). He grew up in a household where "love" was fighting, so it makes sense. He's really lacking in self-control, and something that really upsets him is him being wrong/doing the wrong thing/being questioned. He gets over it with time, though. You just need to be really patient with him and approach disagreements with his way of thinking in mind.

Speaking of arguments, he feels TERRIBLE afterwards. He'd do anything to make it up to you, though. He works hard to hold himself back when you two are fighting, but he's not very good at it at first.

He likes giving you things and showing off his abilities. His love languages are definitely gift giving, service, and words of affirmation.

He gives you expensive things because he didn’t have much growing up in an impoverished household. Now that he’s out of it, he wants to make sure you get the best and only the best. It seems materialistic, but he’s simply giving you those things to fill that void vicariously through making sure you have stuff.

He can be really awkward when he's trying to be nice to you. Again, he wasn't raised in an environment where kindness was valued at all.

It takes him some time to work his way out of viewing love and relationships how he was raised to view them, but he tries his absolute hardest.

He's not necessarily a sweet guy by any means, but he goes against everything he's ever known by being in love with you and attempting to be a good partner.

He asks you to become a vampire with him. If you say no, he doesn't push it but he can't understand why. If you accept, (assuming you survived the fight with the Hamon users) he most likely takes you along with him on his mission to go get Jonathan's body and plans for you to end up in the coffin with him. After all, you'd both be immortal, and he wants to keep you safe with him for as long as he possibly can.

NSFW BELOW!!!!

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NSFW:

Another freak. Dude is into EVERYTHING. Biting, bondage, s&m, pegging, frontwards, backwards, upside down, sideways, on the wall, on the ceiling, on the floor, in the air, you name it, he’ll do it.

He’ll talk super dirty and he’ll top you any day, but the moment you take control and try to flip the script, he gets so flustered and turns into a blushing mess. Especially if you catch him when he’s not expecting it. He acts all big and tough but if you catch him off guard it’s all over— for a few minutes. He takes control back soon enough.

He’s BIG big. So the first time y’all do it, you go slow. But once you’re used to him he’s gonna be going CRAZY crazy.

He thinks it’s really hot when you call him “Lord Dio” like the other vampires do. He definitely has a thing for dominance/superiority.

He’s really into oral, both giving and receiving. And he’s good at it, too.

He loves it when you leave marks on him/let him leave marks on you. It shows everyone else that you belong to him and he belongs to you.

He really likes it when you pull his hair or dig your nails/teeth into him. He likes the sting of it.

He hadn’t even thought about aftercare the first 1 or 2 times y’all did it, but after that he started totally pampering you.

[lsproutq]

Good day, I am here to continue my headcanon again 😈. Most of these are angst so..

-whenever fire spirit made a mistake or does something risky, wind archer always pointed it out and told him to be more careful only for fs to brush it off like “yeah yeah whatever” which sparks an argument afterwards.

-deep down, I think fire spirit is lonely and yearn for connection while also mask it with a cocky attitude just so that people dont view him as weak. He probably buried his past deep inside (before he became fire spirit) dude even change his name I imagine. (I mean aint no mortal cookie got the name fire spirit)

-Wind archer cookie is literally the big brother to all forest critters, you can see it through the way he view the critters as his little brother and sister.

-When the tree got cursed, wind archer lost his ways, thinking that he failed to protect millennial tree and just trying to hold himself together to protect what is left in the forest.

-ALSO I LIKE TO THINK THAT THEY BOTH BOOST EACH OTHER IDK. Like through fire spirit relationships chart in crob. He did say that fire only gets stronger in the wind, so whenever he’s near wind archer or some wind blowing at him, he just felt more stronger than before. But wind doesn’t need fire, nah. BUT, whenever wind archer is nearby fire spirit, he felt more motivated or fired up (ykwim) whenever he does something (especially when in combat). So basically WA boost FS physically and FS boost WA mentally.

-whenever it’s raining, wind archer would use his wind power to cover fire spirit from rain. AND Fire spirit would turn up his heat so wind archer wouldn’t feel cold.

-when someone is feeling down or going through a hard time- Fire spirit would be so awkward and try to cheer the other (even though he sucks at it). For wind archer, he would speak gently and listen to their worries (also try his best to comfort). I got this hc for WA after listening to those affection dialogue (he sounds so gentle). THEY WILL BE THERE WHEN OTHERS NEED THEM BUT NEVER WILL NEVER THINK OF THEIR WELLBEING. So if FS or WA trying to communicate others about their wellbeing , it would def be a rollercoaster. (i think I mentioned their miscommunication in my last ask. I forgot 💔)

-When fire spirit turn into a ball, wind archer would probably think he’s dead at first and try not to panic (makes it worse if fs would prank him by being silence).

-IF they both have feelings for each other, they would be in denial at first but then slowly accept it. Actually it’s gonna take years for them to confess (OR NEVER) since either one of them want to be vulnerable for once and only admire their love one from far.

-FS DEF THE ONE WHO ALWAYS YAP AND WA IS THE ONE WHO LISTENS.

-When WA still got trauma from when he got corrupted as night raven and it always haunts him. Just makes him even more restless thinking that night raven might come back or take over when he’s asleep so he try to stay awake as much as he can 💔💔💔

anyway I got more, but dont wanna write too long 🙏🙏🙏

Bad day actually, thanks to you. /j

I wrote a lot on this one holy shit I am so sorry (also I am super tired these days because I am moving so if you see anything wrong please inform me)

Fire Spirit is well known for being a talker, he talks a lot and will gladly speak for HOURS if there is someone to listen (normally the victim is Wind Archer, but he already got used to listening to Fire Spirit talk while he’s running around the forest). Still, whenever Fire Spirit does something stupid, WA starts rambling about how he wasn’t careful and how he should take his job more seriously. Fire Spirit could listen to Wind Archer’s voice all day… but he is a very prideful man, and he doesn’t really like to being told what to do, so he will just sound disinterested in whatever WA is saying, which makes Wind Archer pissed. In the end, they would have kinda of a big and (one of the only) serious fight. Both think they are in the right so they will not apologize right away… but they wouldn’t handle spend so long without each other, so they get there eventually.

Speaking of Fire Spirit, that guy is completely sad, poor man. I believe he does like his life right now even if he has some duties that he does not like to fulfill, but sometimes he probably just… misses the old simple times. I think he forgot most of his past life, I mean it’s been more than centuries, one can not remember everything after so long, but sometimes he will just have dreams about his past. (I hc Fire Spirit as a old hollyberian, so imagine the pain FS would feel just listening to Pitaya talking about the Hollyberry Kingdom)

Wind Archer is such a softie I love him. When I first read his relationship charts and saw his relationship with the Cookiemals and Blue Slushy I just KDJSKDHKSJ

But when I saw Millennial Tree and Wind Archer’s relationship charts I immediately thought that Wind Archer definitely blames himself for a bunch of stuff. Wind Archer’s mission is to protect and defend, and when the tree got cursed, even if it wasn’t his fault, he feels like he failed, and he blames himself everyday for it and it doesn’t matter how many times Millennial Tree has to reassure him that it wasn’t his fault. When that whole Night Raven thing happened it just got worst. He caused a bunch of damage and he will carry that trauma forever, because even if Night Raven couldn’t remember the memories of Wind Archer, Wind Archer remembers every one of Night Raven’s memories, and he would rather die than become that creature posed by the darkness again, so he works extra hard because he needs to show he is really sorry for everything and he refuses to allow himself any breaks because one second Wind Archer would be resting, the other could be Night Raven waking up.

I don’t really have a lot to say about the Boost each other hc because its so cute and I thought of this for a while and I love it so much 😭 like Fire needs Wind and Wind wants Fire. I love the gays ❤️

Once oomf @skrunklie told me about their hc where Fire Spirit turned into his orb form and rolled himself over to WA thinking it was like “giving a gift” only for Wind Archer to start panicking, and I can totally see that. Fire Spirit first thought it was a funny prank just to see how Windy would react but it backfired when Wind Archer just started crying. Every time Fire Spirit happened to turn into his orb form, Wind Archer would get super worried and think he was about to die and almost lose his shit, but after something happening to many times you just get used to it, so it’s completely normal to see Wind Archer carrying a orb around the forest with so much care because even if he doesn’t panic anymore as he used to, he still thinks Fire Spirit is more vulnerable in that state so he protects it just to make sure nothing happens, and if Fire Spirit suddenly feels a thumb gently caressing him while he is in his orb form, he never said anything.

I really like the whole “Firewind suck at showing emotions” because while Fire Spirit is the one to SHOW emotions more easily (just positive emotions, he will NOT let you know when he is sad), he is a big loser with helping others when the subject is feelings, while Wind Archer, even if he is more closed off, he is a big sweetheart and tries his best to help the other person with whatever he can, and I just love this contrast. Also, the fact both of them hate to show vulnerability fuck every dreams they have of being together, so they will just stare at the other while they yearn like two losers.

The first time Fire Spirit caught a rain while in the forest with Wind Archer, he almost lost his mind. He was ready to say goodbye to his long time lover and accept his fate when he just feels the wind shifting around him. When he notices what happens, he immediately looks at Wind Archer just to see him just walking in the rain, like the cold water falling from the sky isn’t affecting him, like changing the way of the breeze was nothing, and Fire Spirit is just so in love with this man holy shit. So he does the only thing he can think of to show his gratitude and love, he holds Wind Archer close, getting him out of the rain and heating him up with his own body heat just to make sure he doesn’t get sick, not even caring if WA was a bit wet for standing in the rain for a bit. Now, Wind Archer is the definition of wind, he is literally the breeze concealed onto a body, so the cold doesn’t affect him at all since he is always cold, but whenever he is close to Fire Spirit he feels himself warming up, like when it’s summer and the breeze is burning hot instead of the chilling cold you would feel in the winter, so even if he knows he will not get sick at all, he just snuggles closer to Fire Spirit because this warming feelings is good, and he would not trade it for anything else.

[bomber-grl]

General grover dating headcanons ⋆°🌱

~ ⋆｡‧𖦹 Grover Underwood x Gn!Reader

Grover is the absolute sweetest 😭🫶

Ofc he’s super sassy too but that’s besides the point

Grover initially is a bit hesitant on acting on his crush on you

Especially if you’re a demigod and mostly because he’s just shy like that

He needs some obvious encouragement and gets a good amount of it from annabeth and Percy

I mean, from first glance Grover has been attracted to you and just you as a person overall

Unfortunately he hadn’t gotten the opportunity to be your friend just yet but that was one of his main goals

He eventually began running into you, usually at the pavilion when he would talk to Percy or if you work at the strawberry fields then he gets to know you

Otherwise you’re introduced by Percy, his wingman

He’s so painfully awkward around you it sorta endearing 😭

He really doesn’t know how to romance you or even begin trying to get close to you as a friend so he’s definitely struggling with that

It’s not until he finds a subject that your interested in and he might even go as far as watching the show, reading the book I mean anything to have common ground 😭

I mean to even date Grover you’d have to be in touch with nature so if you’re an advocate for nature and have an appreciation for it and it’s animals then he’s even more enamored with you

Especially if you confront people on it because he sometimes doesn’t have the confidence to

Anyway, the way you two started dating was around the time or maybe a little after he was rescued in sea of monsters

Dude really realized how scared and how fast things can pass so he tries his best to hype himself up and Percy does the same

Annabeth too but tries to not bring up the actual probability-

Anyway

You’re both probably done tending to the strawberries or maybe after lunch time

You’re both grateful to just be alive and well at camp and you both decide to go for a walk since it’d been awhile

You both walked past trees and it got to a certain point where Grover just sat down and asked you to join him

He had planned this a million times, rehearsed it to the point it was engraved into his mind-

“I like you”

Huh?

You had just confessed to him in a seconds impulsivity when this guy had been mentally preparing your whole friendship

EVEN BEFORE

his jaw drops and gave up on trying to create a romantic atmosphere

He just turns to you deflated and admits that he was planning on confessing

And when you noticed his demeanor you had asked how long he’d been planning to, thus him explaining the embarrassingly long amount of time he put into his plan

He was so embarrassed and his face showed just that

All you could really do was laugh at his expression and find it endearing

Of course you two end up together after that and Grover, despite his previous sulking, was a very happy saytr

Now onto the actual hcs

Grover is so romantic 😭🫶

He’s constantly getting you things that are mostly little trinkets

He’d even offer to play you a song despite his obvious embarrassment

He always goes out to show you things and show you pretty rocks or anything really

It’s so endearing and once you let him know this thought-

Grover’s being practically evaporates from the earth

He’s slow to be more affectionate but his overall demeanor and shy smile on his face shows he’s more than welcoming to it

He loves to hug 😭

I mean he’s slow to and a bit shy but he loves to

Like seriously

He’s always smiling when hugging you and it’s his favorite thing

You’re practically glued together at this point

He isn’t too big on kissing kissing but he loves to kiss your cheeks

Especially if they’re chubbier then he likes showing affection that way

He’s honestly the best

Especially with how often he gifts you stuff and always wanting to go on little dates

Of course he takes into consideration what sort of things you like but his ass does NOT have real money 💀

So it’s sorta a plot hole but u still love his dirt poor ass

[cod-blurbios]

Btw if anyone wants to use ideas, I’m too tired to write them properly. So here is an odd list.

- “Too Old For You” M!Reader x Soap (who likes that fact)

- Hybrid!Pangolin Child Reader saved by TF141 who happens to curl in on themselves when scared

- Emotionless Reader who learned to fake emotions, but when really tired just becomes super numb towards everybody (awkward shoulder pats, glazed over eyes, disinterest in gossip, etc)

-Emotionally Filtered Reader who doesn’t get into the romance game, doesn’t have sex because they don’t find the meaning of it and nothing seems to be engaging enough to try, but is super interested in learning about how sex and romance plays with our brain chemicals. A sex and romance enthusiast.

-Werewolf!reader who gets super territorial over their spaces, and it’s an honor if they let you in or around those spaces

-Some very projective hc’s for randoms that really make sense for those characters

-Silly headcannons for Graves (he definitely painted his face to look like an American flag and CAAWWWED like an eagle when drunk. Yes his shadows had to embarrassingly shut him up and take him home)

- Vamp!Reader who doesn’t enjoy feeding, at all. Like it’s a life-sustenance but makes them terribly disgusted to need.

-Hybrid!Wolf!Soap x Reader who doesn’t ask for affection (he’s been called needy so much he just quit asking) so he just presses his knee against your own after grueling missions in the back of the humvee

-Roach headcannons that aren’t just: he’s a silly boy xoxo GET SOME DEPTH YOU UNDYNAMIC UGHHH

-Harpy!Gaz (thank you bluegiragi 🙏) who can’t hide when he’s upset because his feathers look so puffed up and messy.

-Harpy!Gaz 2 who can’t (doesn’t) preen his own wings, your hands are just…y’know, you get all the right bristles

-Price headcannons that delve more into his character (esp ‘09 Price) he definitely had to be the leader a lot among his family as a teen and takes on those leadership roles among his team, get more headcannons for his childhood bcs he’s just ‘dad type’ and it’s NOT ENOUGH

-Ghost, who is GENUINELY an asshole. Purely canon and will not hesitate to tell you to get out of ‘his seat’ in the mess hall. Whatever that means.

-Soap headcannons that don’t revolve around Ghost or revolve around being the opposite of Ghost.

-Laswell headcannons abt her and her wife 🙏

-Reader Aus that are straight up contradictions, but work out really well. Short but not fragile (and not the typical ‘sassy/fiesty/bratty’ trope either I hate those, like buff n shii) Like a 5’1 dude who is built like a mini tank.

-Laswell x F!Reader (ofc) that are super doe coded?? She knows what your favorite breakfast on Tuesdays is and you know which day of the week she takes everything showers??

-Just otherworldly outta pocket shit happening to Yuri and Makarov that mocks poorly written AI tropes. WDYM A TREE SUDDENLY FELL DOWN AND PUSHED MAKAROV EVER SO SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO THE POINT HE FELL AND LANDED IN A FOOT-TO-FOOT HANDSTAND WITH YURI

More Nik x Price headcannons that are sweet…ofc they go to the coffee shop every Saturday and just talk about every little detail from each others lives while apart…why wouldn’t they :(

-More hate post shit against Makarov. I want to feel your soul through the screen as you pour it out for what he did to Soap in MWIII

-Bear!hybrid Reader who has to deal with hibernation but it’s realistic (having to sleep for longer but not a whole damn winter)

-More Hybrid!Readers of very out-there creatures (Bees/Polar Bears/Reptiles/Nagas/Centaurs/Cryptids)

Uhh yeah I’ll make a part two in maybe a month or so

[bearieio]

Hihi!! May I request some soft sleepytime stuff with leon? 😋

leon sleep hcs :3

warnings: none! pure fluff! awkward!totallywhipped!loser!leon (kinda...)

a/n: tired of writers depicting leon as a freakydeaky daddydom typa guy... when in reality he's a (semi-) normal, awkward guy.... (￣︿￣) (i will die on this hill).

leon probably snores… like loud, obnoxious snores. almost ALL THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT. he’s like an old man that you have yo turn over to make him stop.

anyways… leon also loves cuddling with you :(( but he’s SOOOO awkward about it. he tries not to breath because he doesn’t want you to feel uncomfy with his breath flowing directly against you face, so he’ll STOP BREATHING (!!?!!???) for long periods of time😭 his heartbeat never losing it’s fast rhythm.

leon is definitely a catdad. he spends insane amounts of money on his 2 cats, both of them being scottish folds :3

“babe look at this cat tree i got for them,” and it’s a FUCKING BUCKINGHAM PALACE CAT TREE. y’know… THE ONE THAT’S LIKE $2,200!!???

“it was the last one in stock!” he continues, one of the cats hanging on his shoulder, the other he’s cradling like an infant in his arms.

leon WILL NOT let you sleep on the bed if the cats were there first.

“BABE! what’re you doing?!-“ he motions towards the 2 felines resting against the silk and satin pillows. “we’re sleeping on the couch.” he smiles, ignoring the irritated look you have on your face “c’mon!”

leon is literally such a dork. a loser, if you will. he’ll tuck you in and make sure you have water, in case you need it in the middle of the night.

he’s so weird too, he’ll be like sound asleep one moment, but then when you open your eyes again 15 seconds later, he’ll be staring at you like:

leon also talks in his sleep. mumbling and groaning in the middle of the night. and like- he only repeats things he hears..

“barack obama was the 44th president chat- he was the 44th presi-“

…dude what.

“i’m ova strokin’ ma dick, i got lotion on my dick, and i’m strokin ma shit-“

when you ask him about it, he’ll be like, “oh yeah… well, did you know barack obama was the 44th president?” and then he’ll carry on with his day as if he doesn’t have the most outrageous dreams….

when he doesn’t have work the following day, HE DOES NOT SLEEP.

“it’s the voices, babe…” he mutters, his eyes glued to his PC, you can hear the minecraft sound effect of blocks breaking and cows mooing. “they’re telling me….. to beat the ender dragon and finally learn how to use redstone…”

when you try to protest, all he responds with is “the grind doesn’t stop for anybody, baby.” with his back still facing you, he lifts his arm to flex a little but immediately brings it back down to rest on the desk, his keys continuing to make a clacking sound as the light from his computer screen lights up the darkened room.

when he finally does go to sleep, it’s usually on the couch. he’s sprawled out and SNORING.

i feel like it’s super hard to wake him up. he’ll be lying on the bed, lifelessly. when you try shaking him/lifting his arm up his body goes limp, almost like those “i thought my cat was dead videos.”

when you’re finally able to wake him up, you’re on the verge of calling 9-1-1. “HOW ARE THE POLICE GONNA COME WHEN THE POLICE IS RIGHT HERE?!” you find yourself talking to the cats. one of them meows, as if she’s responding to your panicked state.

“huh?” you hear a groggy leon, now propped up on his elbows, “hey kitty.” you turn around to see the cats rubbing against leon’s face.

“WHAT THE FUC-“

masterlist

[pinkiemachine]

Hey, It's me again, because my curiosity is killing me, can i get Kon and M'gann's relationship HC's?

Absolutely!! :D

Okay, sorry if I repeat anything I’ve already said in another post—I’ma just go over everything right here right now, heheheheh >:D

So when Kon first met the NTT, he was like a big old puppy dog, eager to have friends, and with no prior training on how to act around girls. So he thinks all the girls are cute at first, but M’gann he finds beautiful. And then he proceeds to open his big mouth and says something a little boy would say, like, “Wow, M’gann! Your skin’s super green!” and proceeds to give her a playful shove (more rough than playful, really), completely oblivious to everything he just did wrong. So, immediately, the other guys take Kon aside and are like, “Dude, heheh, that’s not how we talk to girls on this planet.” On the flip side, Cassie and Stephanie are like, “Oh, this dude is… something else…” and M’gann’s just like, “What did he mean about my skin? Is this how Kryptonians pay compliments? Should I be flattered? I don’t feel flattered. I’m confused.”

From that day on, Kon tries again and again to talk to M’gann the right way, with varying levels of success. Any bit of a crush Cassie may have had on him when they first met is completely gone, because Kon keeps opening his big mouth and dumb words keep falling out. Awkward compliments, uncomfortable jokes, and even some touching and nudging and general things that Kon thinks is just being playful, but soon learns (with a little help from a few punches curtesy of Cassie) that girls have ✨ boundaries ✨ and polite boys keep their hands to themselves. Also, the other guys keep trying to coach him. Sometimes, however, Kon misinterprets his instructions. Anyway, Cassie hates him, Steph’s taken (Tim warns Kon to stay away), and M’gann’s the only one who is still willing to give Kon a chance. She understands what it’s like to not understand the culture around her, and she sees that Kon is genuinely trying to be more polite and be a good friend, and… well, come on, have you seen how many muscles the guy has?

M’gann grew up watching old Earth sitcoms—courtesy of Mars piggybacking off of Earth’s television waves (or whatever the science is)—so she kind of sees Kon as like the perfect love interest stereotype from those old sitcoms. Mostly. His actions and big mouth kind of… ruin the picture of him she had in her head. But then he looks at her this certain way with these big puppy dog eyes and… her heart just gets all tangled up. She can get kinda shy around him, and has this nervous snort of a laugh that she desperately tries to hide. But Kon thinks it’s cute.

So, to summarise the beginning of their relationship… you ever see a little girl and a little boy playing together? It’s something like that. Him showing her bugs or other gross things he’s caught/found and (gently) roughhousing with her—her telling him a hundred things about her day, about what she’s learned about Earth, or making little things for him. Little picture collages, or special charms they have on Mars, and stuff like that. But, truth be told, they’re both still very young and neither of them have dated before, so they (especially Conner) kind of both approach it like a dog chasing a car. What’s he gonna do with it once he catches it? He has no idea. Actually, Kon proposes to M’gann after only a few months of knowing her, unaware of the fact that it’s not even legal for them to do that in the United States, or that it’s not the custom for Martians to get married that young (unless it’s an arranged marriage, but then that’s getting into a specific cultural subset on Mars that M’gann’s family isn’t a part of, and yada yada yada…) Anyway, it’s a whole thing, and obviously everyone else has to go to Kon and say, “Whoa, slow down there.” Then, after a few more things about relationships get explained to Kon, the next step in their relationship begins.

Over the course of the NTT show, we learn more and more about M’gann until it’s eventually revealed that she hasn’t been completely forthcoming about something in particular. She is a white Martian, not a green Martian, as she’s led everyone to believe. The first person she tells this to is Kon, of course, expecting him to keep it a secret. You see, on Mars, a few decades back, there was this war. There were two main sides in it—two main countries and their allies—and when Martians talk about it, they say it was green Martians vs white Martians. Some age-old dispute over a lot of different things like land, resources, and crimes against… well, not humanity, but you get the idea. Martian-kind. Anyway, both sides hated each other pretty thoroughly, and in the end, the green Martians won, the white Martians were allowed to keep their territory, but their leaders were replaced with Martians the greens believed they could trust, and a lot of other punishments befell them too. Now, all of this was decades ago now, but hate still runs deep. Whites are often discriminated against, especially in the green territories, and that’s where M’gann is from. Her parents were some of the few who hated all the discourse and wanted to prove that they could leave all the fighting behind them and be kind to one another. The best way to prove this, they believed, was to be a bi-racial couple. (She was green, he was white.) This did do some good among their friends… but it made life a little harder in general, especially for their daughter, M’gann. She was one of the only whites in her school (or the only white, depending on the year), she was often picked on, bullied, got called slurs, was hurt by some people physically, she was excluded from participating in school events or going over to peoples’ houses or even entering certain establishments like her favourite ice cream shop after it changed owners. She felt so unwanted her whole life for no reason on her part other than she looked a certain way, and even though all she wanted to do was play with her friends and be a well-behaved, honest, likeable young lady, people only ever looked at her with disgust. She tried so hard to prove she wasn’t like the white Martians who started the war, but everyone had already made up their minds.

Then, something happened… something truly awful. One night, M’gann was at home while her parents went out for a bit. She was about thirteen in Earth years at the time. They said they would be back in a few minutes—just needed to grab something, and they wanted an excuse to get out of the house and chat some. Nothing they hadn’t done a dozen times. But that night, word had only just got out that in another city, far away, a white Martian was caught for the murder of an important green Martian senator, and all hell broke loose. In M’gann’s hometown specifically, her family became their first target, and her parents had simply picked the wrong night to be out in public.

J’onn J’onzz—M’gann’s uncle (her mother’s brother)—went to the house as soon as he heard the news, because he knew exactly what was going to happen. (He served in the military for eleven Earth Years and had seen this sort of thing before.) But when he got to the house and only found M’gann, he told her to pack her things—only the most essential things—and then get into his car*, get low, and stay hidden. He drove them to a quiet place and then got out and started running, calling out his sister’s name. M’gann waited in the car, on the floor, clutching her bag, and listening to the sounds of explosions off in the distance, and people shouting. It was incoherent at first—a disorganised crowd of angry rioters—but then she could make out words. They had started chanting “death to the ghosts.” (Or, at least, this is the literal translation of what they were chanting in Martian. “Ghosts” or “corpses” or even “the undead” is a loose translation of a derogatory nickname the greens invented for the whites.) M’gann was so afraid that someone would walk by the car and they would look in at the glass and see her there, and then she tried her very hardest not to imagine what they might try to do to her after that. Thankfully, J’onn returned and they started to speed away. He told her to keep her head down until he was sure it was safe. They escaped the city without further incident, but M’gann never saw her parents again.

*note: of course the Martians don’t have cars exactly like we know them, but for all intents and purposes, it’s basically a car.

After that, a lot of things happened, mainly things involving J’onn’s story and how he and M’gann wound up getting to Earth in the first place, but it’s another story altogether. Suffice it to say, it would be easier living on Earth at that very moment, than to force M’gann into hiding on Mars. And so they did their best to make the most of their new home on Earth, and M’gann soon discovered the NTT and for the first time in her life, she was met with open arms by more than just one odd person who took pity on her. She found friends who genuinely liked her, and even better, she met Conner. But all the while, she still felt nervous. She wanted to fit in with Earth society so badly—she was afraid that if she was even the slightest bit too annoying or inept or said the wrong thing or accidentally made a mean or offensive comment, that she would be turned out of the friend group without a second thought, and she certainly never told anyone about her real skin colour just out of lingering shame. When she told Kon all of this, it was in upmost seriousness and confidentiality. She knew that couples weren’t supposed to have secrets, so she decided she would trust Kon, and to his credit he did keep his mouth shut for once… with the NTT and the JLA, that is.

The longer they had been on Earth, however, the more M’gann had begun to let her walls down (obviously with Conner most of all, heheh) and as these walls came down, she began to realise a few things about herself. For example: she didn’t know much about herself at all. Every hobby she had ever taken an interest in, she took interest in it because she had a friend back home who liked it and she desperately wanted to keep that friend. When other adults said she dressed too immodestly, or too much “like a white” she changed her clothes, or when they said she was too loud or a troublemaker or a bad influence, she sat still, tried to smile, didn’t raise her voice, and tried to be everything they could have ever possibly wanted her to be. But now, surrounded by a group of friends who just wanted her to be herself, she had no idea how to act. She had no idea what she liked to do, or what kinds of jokes she liked to tell, or anything else. She had no idea who she was at all. In stark contrast, Kon (while he didn’t exactly “know himself” 100%) was able to decide on things very easily, and was sure about who he was on a base level. When they talked about all of this, he helped her through it, and bit by bit helped her to discover what things she did like. Turns out, her favourite colour is purple. She had no idea. And she loved to bake. Pies, cakes, stroodles, kurmmflats, hobplutts, yul’grons and everything in-between. She loved to experiment with the recipes too, and invent her own. Conner loved seeing her happy like that, and self assured about herself and her talents. She seemed to always have this nervous, awkward energy that made her appear like a wilting wallflower, but when she smiled—confidently, radiantly smiled—it was like she’d turned into the biggest, brightest sunflower.

Now, this post is long enough already, so let me know if you want to hear more of their relationship during and after the reveal of Kon’s true allegiances, and more of the faults and things :)

part 2 👇

[hannahbisssssss]

UH UH UHM UH

SO UH….. could i maybe request some hc or a drabble whatever about josef (creep 2 cause god damn he ages like wine) with a dom s/o?

uh i like thinking abt him being his weird, possessive protective, feral ex-theater kid self during the day but sex makes him feel really awkward (virgin ass) so if it’s just him he’s super willing to let you take the lead, however if he’s peachfuzz he’s a little more feral and animalistic. basically a bratty pup, being stubborn and aggressive with the deep desire to be corrected and forced to submit and be a good boy. (even in a non sexual setting, peachy wants to be told to sit on the floor by your feet if he wants attention, but ofc he’s still peachy so he tries to scare you and does his weird little mannerisms totally not so you have a reason to punish him later)

prob has a collar/harness kink. peachfuzz definitely wants to be manhandled and thrown around a bit, but weather he’s josef or peachy his eyes go all soft and starry and his body clearly reacts positively to being treated like a dog, tell him he’s a “good puppy” and he might accidentally cum.

(also im so weak for leg humping, its so cute but so humiliating and dehumanizing uwu)

also sorry if this is too much (im a f r e a k) if youre not comfy totally ignore this lmao im shameless

(- @bloodnhunny 👁️👄👁️)

Josef x Dom! Reader (HUGE NSFW WARNING)

As shown by the GIF, he's an awkward kind of guy.

When he meets up with you for the first time, he's shocked by how IN CHARGE you are.

You already have the camera rolling, trying to get the best footage possible.

When Josef tries to hijack some of your ideas, you're a no-nonsense kind of person.

He's taken aback when you say "no" to him for the first time. It was when he asked you to film him jumping off the bridge into the water.

"That's too dangerous."

Oh.

OH.

You were sort of... Protective of him?

He likes that.

Even though the two of you barely knew each other, he LOVED the way you took charge.

After he comes clean to you about everything. His tapes, victims, and even Peachfuzz, you're shockingly alright with it.

"Try to kill me and I'll curb stomp you."

Fuck.

That was hot to him.

The first time the two of you have sex, it is ELECTRIFYING.

You're taking the lead, making sure he knows he's in his place.

When he's Peachfuzz, he's a little bit more naughty.

You once swatted him for trying to hump your leg.

"You're being such a bad boy, Peachfuzz. Stop it."

His boner was visible within seconds.

That didn't stop him from trying to hump your leg.

He does it constantly now.

He once did it in your sleep and you slapped the mask off his head.

Josef tried to act like he didn't know what was going on.

You couldn't help but laugh.

Every time he's Peachfuzz in bed, he BEGS to be collared.

You secretly love to do it.

Josef cums quickly when he's Peachfuzz, as you know just how to treat him.

A little swat on the dick never hurt anyone.

Stroking him off while he's wearing the mask is one of Josef's favorite things.

Howls when he cums.

Is it cringe? Yes. Do you love it? Yes.

You occasionally let him hump you when you're turned on by it.

(You don't hide the fact that you like it.)

Being dominant with Peachfuzz comes just as naturally.

Yank on his collar a bit, call him a bitch, and bite his ear.

Dude.

He's going to EXCLUSIVELY wear the Peachfuzz mask.

Alright that's all bye.

WAIT I FORGOT THE SECOND PART OF THE ASK

You buy a wolf mask to see his reaction.

Holy fuck.

He instantly grabs Peachfuzz and starts to wrestle you.

I'm talking he RAN into the room to start fucking you.

You won't give up without a fight.

You wrestle one another, and finally pin Josef down.

He's instantly hard.

You begin to hump him and stroke him off as you're on top.

Bro LOVES it.

10/10 you do this all the time now.

[sadie-bug345]

I love your headcanons! They’re so goofy but character accurate. Anyway I was wondering if you’d maybe do all the greasers + Cherry with a trad goth/alt s/o hcs? Thank you so much!!! 🖤🖤🖤

omg hiiii and your wish is my command‼️🥰

the greasers (+cherry baby) w trad goth / alt s/o!!

ponyboy: - the second you moved into town he was like obsessed - just cause your vibe wasn’t like anyone else’s he’d really met - so he worked up the nerve to talk to you thinking you’d like shun him (bro was fr going thru ALL the possible rejection that could happen😭) - he was like “…hi🖐️😀” and just stood there sweatin up a storm LMAO - and you’re just like “hello?🧍‍♀️” - LOVE CONNECTION INSTANT - yall are the sweetest together and pony’s wardrobe changes a little so it’s more like yours - just cause he loves the way it looks on you sm.

johnny: - your vibe fits his (and dally’s but that’s later🤫) really well - so when he first saw you his exact thoughts were like “man. she’s cool” - so my guy went thru all of ponyboys yearbooks like just trying to find out anything and everything abt you - clubs, sports, music, voted most likely to’s…you name it johnny found it cause he was too scared to approach you at first - pony walked in on him scavenging last years yearbook and was like 😐 this has gotta end my boy - so after some aggressive encouragement from dally, johnny approached you and you guys really hit it off - you guys are like the gangs power couple FOR SURE - everyone loves your style and vibe but johnny especially, duh!

sodapop: - this is definitely an opposites attract sitch - like johnny he saw you and was like “i gotta find out more” cause he had never dated anyone like you before - he probably went up to talk to you and accidentally spilled about how he knew you were in middle school band and played the clarinet but switched to the flute halfway thru seventh grade or smth😭😭🫶 - yall definitely turn heads when you guys are hanging out together - no one can deny the cuteness😔🖐️

darry: -my guy is a little more conservative when it comes to style - we know he be dressing like a divorced dad out here - BUT he noticed you around town and was def intrigued - totally starts listening to the music you like just to have a conversation starter - this boy PLANS - after a while of you guys dating you give him a lil makeover and it’s very sweet (especially cause he needed the wardrobe refresh🫢)

dally: - your vibe and his is super similar, or at least he thinks he’s as effortlessly cool as you🙄 - anyways he was fr like “now this is the kinda person i wanna know” - didn’t need any encouragement to go talk to you *cough* johnny *cough* - either way he tried to start up a convo all “smooth” or whatever and you’re just like “😳uhm anyways…” - kinda gave him the humbling he needs but you thought his unrealized awkwardness was cute - you guys are birds of a feather but he definitely loves showing you off to his friends - just cause he thinks you’re like, actually the coolest - he won’t tell you how he feels but it’s obvious.

two-bit: - this guy is so goofy - sees you from across the room and starts cracking the LOUDEST and DUMBEST jokes just to see you hopefully smile - and he’s funny so you’re like halfway cringing but also halfway dying laughing - you’re probably like “who even is this kid💀” LMAO - anyways after he saw you laugh my dude just talks your ear off - after you get a few words in about your interests and general style bro was so obsessed - he didn’t really think he’d like a girl with your style but he was wronggg - you guys have probably the most fun together out of the group ngl.

steve: - probably heard abt you from soda - LIVES for your outfits like he’s so obsessed he’s like “hmm i wonder what they’re gonna wear today” - just cause he thinks you’re so cool and unique - definitely frequents the places you usually hang out just in the hopes of “casually” running into you LMAO - you guys are super cute though like no one really expected it - which makes it so much better.

cherry: - being a cheerleader she doesn’t usually date people with your style - her exes just are kinda basic - BUT she saw you and was like “oh. so i’m like in love” - HOPELESS ROMANTIC CHERRY🫶😭 - it was like a rom com she like did an actual double take - after you guys start dating you two do everything together - you give her makeovers like all the time - it’s so sweeeeet - plus you kinda revamp her wardrobe - dw she still has THE cherry valance vibe - but she matches your outfits in the little details - matching rings, necklaces, skirts, shoes, anything.

thanks so much to the wonderful person who requested this!! my requests are always open!🧌🥰🫶

[teabunnee]

Hi! Uuhh this is my first time making a request but I was wondering if you have any headcanon for Hogan?

Hogan HCs! (I'm so sorry for being late)

Hogan is a busy man, unfortunately. He hates not being at home with you. 

At the same time, he’s also a workaholic. You’re probably the only reason he takes vacation days at all. He guards those days with his life. 

You are considered the Guard Mama, and are given special privileges whenever you come over, or if the guards see you walk around Holistone. Salutes all around. 

If you just started dating, the guards are kind of gobsmacked that Hogan of all people has a lover. And they keep trying to find out more about you. Hogan is a solid steel wall in the matter though, even if his face gets tenderly soft thinking of you. 

Hogan is a very gentlemanly-if a bit awkward-lover. Kind of the sort of man who is strict on the outside and melts whenever you’re around. Dude is a dyed in the wool bachelor before you came around, too busy with the military life to really get into relationships. Please be patient. 

Dates are very simple, quality time sort of deals, sometimes it’s just the two of you in his office, sharing kisses as he works and you do your own thing. 

Not a PDA starter, and can be a bit iffy about you starting it, but that’s mostly because his face gets a bit too red for his liking when you give him a kiss on the cheek in a crowd.

The most he says is a firm “I love you.”, but it’s stated as such a fact that it’s very flustering. The farther into the relationship he is, the more direct he becomes, and the more likely this happens.

Very affectionate behind closed doors. Also a big spoon. He likes to protect you. 

However, there are nights where the pasts of war come to haunt his dreams. He’s very grateful if you cuddle against him. 

On that note: Super protective! But not in the way you’d expect. He’s the sort to want to be your bodyguard, or pack your bags and make sure you’re safe. You’re one of the reasons why he remains as Magistrate. And any concerns you may have are investigated by him personally. To an extent, of course. Can’t play favourites too much. 

In terms of marriage, on one hand, he’s not getting any younger. On the other hand, he’s not sure you two even need to get married. He’s already devoted his life to you, after all. He has a long conversation with you about the topic. Depending on what you decide, he gets a ring that very day. 

Valen teases him about you so much. He gets so many menial chores as a response. Dude never learns. 

[nebula-blitzar]

Just kinda in the mood to post this so like

There’s a lot of rumors and speculations on how Fizz and Oz met and when so I thought I would share my personal theory.

I think when the incident first occurred, Mam freaked the fuck out because he had just signed a contract, had been doing work for him on the side, and made him lots of money. So Mam calls up Oz and asks him for prosthetics for cheap. They were decent quality (especially for the price,) and Oz had written instructions and stuck them to the prosthetics so Mam would see them. Mam, being the lazy ass he is, threw them away and just gave Fizz the prosthetics, with no guidance on how to use them.

Now Fizz was further indebted to Mammon, so he couldn’t really leave. He worked full time for him, and was still paid as much as he needed to get by (decent apartment, food). At some point along this timeline, Mam also had Asmodeus make the Fizz-bots, which lightened the load. But Fizz’s performances became more intense, and further put stress on him.

I do want to note I have a theory that imps with irises (all the time) have chronic anxiety or other problems. Since other imps’ irises only appear when they’re upset in some way, shape, or form. So that would be Barb, Blitzø, and Fizz. Cash didn’t have irises, but Tilla did, and since she was sick and shit, it kinda makes sense.

So with all of this stuff happening to Fizz and around Fizz with no one to help him, he had worsened anxiety. But he kept performing since he felt so indebted to Mammon. Around the four and a quarter year mark, Fizz started to feel some pain where his limbs were attached to his body. So he asked Mammon. Mam, being the asshole he is, said no, obviously, so he just kinda..kept performing through the pain.

Since the pain was persistent enough to get in the way of Fizz’s performances, he kept asking Mammon. Finally, Mam let him go do it so he would shut up about it. So Fizz and Oz finally got to meet in person, and they learned the problem was basically some pretty severe friction burns from not wearing them properly (y’know since Mam threw the instructions away) and so Oz was pissed about Mammon not listening to him (as always) and wanted to call him to give him a piece of his mind.

Fizz stops him, saying it’s a bad idea, and that Fizz will get in more trouble, so he doesn’t call Mam.

Then Fizz leaves, and Oz goes back to work, but not without texting Bee asking if they can meet up (if you don’t hc Bee and Ozzie as friends we can’t be friends/j) sometime soon. Bee is obviously like totes dude and a few days later, they meet up.

Oz asked to hang out to consult Bee on the fact he kinda had a crush on Fizz, Bee is super excited (duh) and is like tell me everything they talk more and come to the conclusion Oz has a genuine crush, and him and Fizz should talk more.

Oz doesn’t want to be awkward and text Fizz just to talk, but lucky for him, a few weeks later, Fizz applies for a job application at Ozzie’s, cause he wants to be able to afford some luxuries, and for that he needs more money, and Mammons not gonna give him a pay raise. Since Fizz actually is a really good fit for the job, he gets it.

Anyway the pair get really close both business wise and friend wise, and Fizz does more shifts at Ozzie’s. Mam isn’t actually that mad since he has the Fizz-Bots to perform, advertise and sell.

At some point near the five year mark, the pair kiss, and while both sides enjoy it, it keeps both of them up late. So the next day after Ozzie’s closes they talk it out and end up accidentally confessing their feeling to each other.

So yeah that’s first meeting, how they got together, and why they got to know each other. I am writing a fanfic about this in more detail, and this is probably not the last time I mention this theory, so stay tuned!

Ps thanks for reading this long ass rant lol

[wildestdreamcatcher]

PLS GIVE US SOME CHERRY COLA HC!

How does pony react? Is he jealous cause that boy had a crushhhhh! What about Darry and the others?

How did they start dating? What does cherrys friends think? Double dates with Marcia and two bit?

Dude thank you sm for this ask omgg!!

TW: Brief mentions of death and heartbreak

I think that Ponyboy wouldn't really care when they started dating. I hc that he got with Curly after the events of the book so he wasn't really focused.

Cherry and Soda wouldn't date until a year after what happened. She was still trying to figure out how she felt about Bob's death and Soda was still upset about Sandy. They started dating because I feel like they always had crushes on each other but they started to have those feelings again when they were both single.

They kept things very low-key. They weren't super open about their relationship in the beginning but they would hang out after work/school, they would go on mini dates and just talk and gossip. They didn't really tell anyone until like 4-5 months after dating when things felt more serious.

Darry was kind of worried for Soda since he witnessed him become so heartbroken about Sandy and he didn't want him to go through that again but he witnessed Sodapop became even more happy with Cherry.

The rest of the gang was very suspicious of it. Cherry used to date the guy that one of their best friend's had killed after being jumped by said guy. It felt awkward since the class was still going on but Soda didn't totally care about their opinions.

At this point in her life, I think that Cherry would just be super done with caring what other people thought or the class war since it had gotten so bad that led to 3 deaths in less than 2 weeks. A few of her other friends didn't like it, but she didn't care. She was happy and felt like that was all that mattered.

Marcia was super happy for Cherry. I feel like she never really liked Bob that much at all she was happy that her best friend was happy.

I'm sorry that these were super short but send me anymore asks y'all have about The Outsiders

[judasgot-it]

Can I please have hcs of how Ango and Mushitarou would raise his daughter vs how he would raise a son? [How strict is he? Is it likely for him to have favouritism? What kind of Father is he? How much does he spoil them? Etc, etc] PLEASEE I BEG 🙏

[This is the last one I swear😭 I'm sorry]

These are very very much my own hyperspecific headcanons, sorry idk how to make them cutesy like other people do with the baby shit I'm just being a little straight-up like these guys would 100% fuck up in some places

Mushitaro

Girl dad

i think he would have a daughter kind of like kyouka. although maybe more gothic and a little strange

i can totally imagine him playing dress-up games with her. like, he 100% would be super involved, dude would love to learn about the girls world and get into it

he likes to dress her up because he makes it so easy - bro would make it seem like they're playing a game and it would be a blast for her

he knows all of the specific names for skirts and sweaters now. he can easily get his daughter the perfect outfit because of course he can, duh

he'd be a fun dad. like i can imagine him making dumb dad jokes and "arguing" with her over stupid things

100% he cries over every major milestone she has. like he would cry when she goes to different schools or when she gets her period - he hates to see her change, and cries over an old baby picture of her in his wallet

will forever be daddy's little girl. btw she's 25 and moved out already. but still, shes living in his wallet and is his little girl lmao.

i think the teenage years are actually kind of chill for him, dude gives off chill lame dad vibes. i think he would chill with his daughter after some stupid "canon event" for her and they would bond over movies and icecream

16 and she would just unironically go to the mall with her dad because they're chill like that.

I think Mushitaro gives really good dad vibes honestly. he wouldn't be "cool" but bro would be totally lame in a good way

his daughter wouldn't know jackshit about his life until like she's way older. or maybe on accident. I think thats why he would be a good dad

his ability is a well-kept secret so I think he would threaten her boyfriends and she would just think he's joking or isn't really that threatening. he's not. he would 100% get away with their murders. he probably did once or twice.

its not like he's trying to be dishonest, its just that his life is complicated, and he doesn't want to explain so many horrible things to an innocent child

she learns eventually, but i think she'd get mad on his behalf tbh. like, a lot of it was really shitty

she probably knows Poe and Ranpo, but I can imagine her believing that her dad is just a normal guy compared to them.

Idk i feel like he protects her normalcy and "innocence" a lot more than he should

Like father not like son, fr

exact opposite here, i think he would have a son who would be pretty different from him in some ways

maybe not "giga chad" or anything, but he definitely would be living a way different life than Mushitaro ever could have thought of

i think it would be awkward at some point. at that stage where kids become their own people, but are still too similar to others - he would probably be scared by the weird reflection he sees of himself

i think he loves his son but still hates himself for what he did. so he might pretend that his son isn't like him all that much

might talk to his son a little too much about his "uncle" who he never explains where he is (because he is dead)

when he learns that he's dead, he suddenly doesn't want to talk about him that much.

Probably once saw his son reading his books and overreacted.

i think having a son gives him more melancholy, since he has to reflect far more on his mistakes in life

probably worries himself shitless about what he's doing though

he knows he's going to be ok, but deep down he knows the world is too cruel

His son probably tries to be smart and get away with shit and ends up having the whole detective agency on his ass. Bro can't even sneak out smh

I feel like Mushitaro's parenting style is a little out of the ordinary, since he would probably force the kid to work anytime he thought he was "acting up" instead of idk. time out.

Definitely way harder on a son than he is on a daughter. Favoritism is real guys

I think his son would be way more freerer and think his dad is "weird" so any bonding time they have would be a little overshadowed by it

They get along well enough, but yea it's a bit more tenious

Ango

girl dad

I feel bad, I feel like his daughter would be kind of a bitch

like not a total bitch, but she would be the type to use "my dad works in the government" to her full advantage and also just clock people in for who they really are

a little too much like dazai in that aspect.

probably really sweet as a child and i think ango spoiled her too much in fear of being a bad father

like probably got furniture for his empty ass apartment (what is wrong with him) and buys her useless shit kids like (what the fuck are those kids surprise toys)

so now she thinks she has it better than most people and is willing to take full advantage of that

to be fair. ango is the type of guy who would get bullied by his own daughter. like he can fight back but he would lose and cave in and give her 500$

It's not totally hopeless, I think she's just as smart as him and gives off more barbie energy, so is a little terrifying to have around the office since she just would just unexpectedly call people out for being assholes

only she can bully her dad. she doesn't care if thats his boss

so ango doesn't tell his coworkers that he has an expensive daughter who probably gets in fights. cause why would he? that doesn't really help him

i think she's the bitch that he wants to be

so he isn't too hard on her since he agrees like 70% of the time

loves to hangout with his daughter but it always puts a dent in his wallet since her hobbies are shopping and getting arrested

honestly he probably is glad she's like this. she has a strong identity and is very very hard to sway in one direction or the other

makes him proud

boy dad (rip)

I actually think he would be really nice to his son

he would probably have a son who's a bit of a freak like him and struggles with identity issues, so I think he would be kind since he understands those exact struggles

very very dysfunctional though

bro either orders takeout for the both of them each night or they eat straight out of the pot with spoons over the sink

like, i think unless the mom is in the picture ango would have his son living in his apartment with just mattresses and a suitcase

very very male living space.

like i doubt they'd sleep with blankets half the time

probably brings his 8-year-old son with him to his job and makes him do homework or play games

is probably more popular than ango

if his son has no hobbies then his hobby is to be a paper pusher for him

would raise his son to be his own personal assistant

or to go to a good university

those are his two options

not his fault, bro just sucks at parenting and the only way he can channel his paternal affection has been through training employees

does teach him how to shoot a gun though

his son is probably a mess of a person like he is, maybe a bit better since he doesn't have the drama of losing someone and bad friendship breakups, but i think ango wouldn't really help him develop useful life skills

the man can barely function on his own, so his version of parenthood is just "stay alive" and knowing how to manage under your circumstances

like, his son is more prepared for the end of the world than for anything else

it's complicated.

his son isn't resentful though. he loves his dad and i feel like he would do something that his dad would be proud of