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why are there so many emo campers??? (this is low key mostly directed @ the ares and hades cabins fight me)

“It’s not a phase, dad. It’s just who I am.”

@diala--sinclair / @rhysand-lxcke / @bandagedknucklesandbloodiedlips / @rubydixon / @nathanielstewart / @sethglendower / @kiranambani / @meihino / @hyacinthbae​

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Halfbloodrp tag dump

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are there any ships that you're hoping to see sail??

Carter @bandagedknucklesandbloodiedlips and Ophelia @opheliaxhart !! Diala @diala–sinclair and Ella @cupid-ella !! Cameron @ohcameron and Hyacinth @hyacinthbae !!

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Any campers in particular that you would love to give a great big hug to right now?

For sure @soleilaathayer. I’m not going to claim to have any idea what’s going on with that whole trainwreck, but my girl is in some serious emotional turmoil. Probably @bonebouquets too. She’s very huggable in a melancholic way.

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Zeus cabin is suddenly re-populated again, too! Looks like the Big Three were busy a couple decades ago. What's the deets on these lightning kids?

Let’s start with Caleb Dawson @lightning-caleb, the most angsty of all head counselors. He’s also got a bit of a playboy reputation around camp, if you know what I mean ;). But let’s not forget how drop dead gorgeous, responsible and sweet he is. Trent @itstrentwilliams is basically the OG baby of the cabin. He’s small, has a cute dog and has trouble controlling his impulses and powers and feels guilty about that. Heard he’s gonna get married to none other than Ethan Germaine @ethangermaine , head counselor of the EROS cabin!

Now Skye @skyesinworth , is your average queen bee. She’s slick, sly, sexy and all around ready to kick ass with heels. But don’t let that fool you - she’s also responsible and very ambitious. She’s also probably gonna be POTUS one day so watch out ;). Oooo, now Mikhail, also known as Misha @agodlystorm… very pragmatic and logical that one, but still a freak in the sheets I hear. He’s a bit uptight and obsessed with training, plus I think the only guy in the cabin who actually loves his dad. Oops. 

Arabella, more commonly known as Elle @stormyelle is not a girl you want to mess with. She might look like your typical blonde Barbie, but she’s got sass that can burn you worse than her lightning bolts and quite probably a mean right hook. She’s the kind of girl that, if she punched me, I’d probably thank her. And now we go to the infamous Mathias Pryor, known by all as Mattie @mattiekalenberg. He’s the camp druggie and Hentai addict. I don’t know how his superiors deal with this troublesome boy, related to one of the most drama causing families at camp. Someone please keep him away from children.

Last but certainly not least, is Thane, technically our newest addition @thanderxlightning !! If you’re looking for a looker, look no further. I swear, he could probably smirk at a hetero girl and boom, she’s pregnant. He’s kind of a playboy, like his little brother Caleb and his father, Zeus. He’s also pretty sassy and likes making jokes. I’d let him shock me any day, honestly.

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Best BrOTPs?

Oh, the most platonic of romances. Not the ones I’m too keen on, but friendship is magic, am I right, campers? Totally, I’m always right.

There’s the ever practical @trixiecarpenter & @lily-swan, who… continually confuse the ever loving mierda out of me. Are they romantic? Are they not? Do they want to be together? Is @dxminic-luna included? Is he not? The questions are endless, and the list grows longer as the days do. I don’t think they’re to keen on figuring it out anymore, but I’m still waiting, guys.

Then after that is the hilarious @rubydixon & @forsythe-lewis. I’m not saying I completely get how them being friends works out to the best of measures, but I still love, love, love it. They’re probably the most insulting pair of friends I’ve ever seen. I mean, abrasive much? But they both do care, probably? I mean, I’d say. Hopefully at least.

They don’t get enough recognition, but @islacortland & @danny-martin are sure to stay on any BROTP list of mine. Funny, stupid, and sarcastic; three words I would use to describe it ( and to describe Isla, haha. Love you, babe! ), but they do have some faults. I still like ‘em, though.

BROTPs are so important, and we don’t get enough of them around these halls. Platonic bonds are the best of bonds!

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Most loved ships? Most hated ships? Most wanted ships?

When I think ‘most loved ship,’ the thing that comes to mind first, before anything, has got to be Camacinth ( @ohcameron & @hyacinthbae ), our favorite sons of Hypnos & Hades ( respectively ). First off, not only are they cute as hell, they’re entirely endgame. It may not be actual endgame, but it’s Pheme Endgame, which is all that’s true in my heart. So big, so fast those two. Plus, who doesn’t love love love a good friends-with-benefits story? Gods, I know I do! Besides them, @leia-griffin and @erik-is-chaos, of course. With that cute little one and some hot little angst, it’s pretty hard to not feel the barest twitch of SOMETHING. They have that something, you know? Let’s just hope they both get the taddest bit ( some shade, Erik ) more emotionally stable so they can parent Emma right, not that they’ve ever done anything but that. But, coming from my favorite part of me, I sincerely hope some more bumbs come our way with those two, drama is always on my bucket list. Hmm, the possibilities for them… Maybe some family death next? We can all keep our eyes up, yes? Some other worth mentioning are the newly rising @june-murphy & @magical-dork, who… frankly, are cute. But who isn’t cute? I want a good tale with those two… maybe someone can get mixed in? Wink wink, Jax. Wink wink, Cal. I see something in your future. But specifically, GIVE ME DRAMA. Pretty please.

Hated ships… I won’t call any names, but I will give a warning: some things just aren’t going to work out. You naive little campers need to get your heads on right. Not everyone is the one, but you’ll find them eventually. Hopefully. Probably…? ( I’m looking at you, @soleilaathayer, haha. Keep looking, though as always. ) I still always love you, though. Hook ups, and break ups, and one night stands are always good. Do what you want to do, isn’t that how being a demigod works? No mishaps involving the Gods interference or Destiny with a capitol D? Ha, ha, ha.

Most wanted ships, well. How many times can I yell ‘ @bandagedknucklesandbloodiedlips and @opheliaxhart ’ until my voice goes out? Not enough times. They have it all. They are adorable, angsty, and are compromised by two the of most interesting cambers I’ve yet to watch over. If they don’t sail, I am giving Aphrodite a very angry Iris Message for sure, maybe even mail a dead dove to her if I’m feeling particularly spiteful. ( Godly things, of course. ) I will say that I haven’t seen too many other upcoming babies on the dash, but you have to keep me updated, guys! I’m counting on you.

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How are you liking the newbies? Any you have high hopes for?

I’m loving the newbies, very much! I would say to keep an eye out for those Everleigh triplets @lennoxprescotteverleigh / @larkeverleigh / @logan-everleigh who seem to be quite fascinating people… Literally the definitions of “see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil.” Oh, and Guinevere Fairchild @fxirandjust, with a very tragic backstory. I would tell that poor girl that things get better, and I’m sure she’ll find a new family at camp.

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Announcement!

Heya, half bloods! It’s your anonymous source for memes and confessions but I got some news to share. This is a bittersweet moment, as I will now be returning from the mysterious place from whence I came. In place of me, a Titan and Goddess will now be providing you with all your news, gossip, memes and more. And here they come now... Pheme, goddess of news and gossip and Metis, titaness of wisdom and deep thought. 

When you see them on the dash answering your asks, they’ll appear like this:

Pheme (the nosy, shameless one) 

Metis (the thoughtful, helpful one) 

It's been real guys, but now it's time for the Goddesses to take over and get the new drama going! Your mysterious, anonymous blonde gossiper signing off and getting my well-deserved spa day at Olympus! Keep sending in those comments, concerns, gossip, secrets and drama...

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most interesting newbies

Wow, well, they’re all uniquely interesting in their own way, honestly. I’m thrilled each and everyone of them is here. Like Winnie @winniethepoet​ and Hyacinth with his cool ass name @hyacinthbae​... But I’m probably gonna go with Akayuki @akayukisora and Mei @meihino for now, just in terms of all the stuff I’ve seen. Akayuki is part Japanese mythology, how crazy is that? And Mei is just adorable and troubled and just got claimed as a Hades child, which was a very dramatic and awesome read. I love reading those things.

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HERMES KIDS ARE SO YIKES!

Ffff- YIKES is right, anon. They need adult supervision 24/7. @winniethepoet​ / @cleverjames / @aleczander-ofhermes.

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who do you think is going to claim the title of most promiscuous male in camp? nathaniel, caleb or a dark horse?

…. A dark horse?! What is that?! The comics brand?! I’m gonna go with Caleb @lightning-caleb​ holds the title right now but Nathaniel @nathanielstewart​ is definitely gonna be competition. I’m seriously worried about a black pegasi going around banging all the other pegasi now because of you, anon.

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What do you think of the residents of the Ares cabin?

Overall, all of them need to take a chill pill. They have no chill. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen each other them get in a fight at camp and or I’m 99% they will if they haven’t already. I know Ruby is sorta new, but have you seen the girl’s attitude? She’s probably gonna get in a lot of fights.

@diala–sinclair / @rhysand-lxcke / @bandagedknucklesandbloodiedlips / @rubydixon​

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Soleila's kinda desperate...

I mean her ex kinda cheated on her with her brother and her last flame moved out of camp, so… I mean, I kinda get it. Yo, someone hit up our hot daughter of Hemera! Give her the loving she deserves! @soleilaathayer​

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Saw that Gideon was back, I don't think it will go so well for the quiet son of Hephaestus. What do you think?

Last time he had a lot of ‘love life’ drama… who know what this year will bring for him? I’m curious to see how he makes up to the people that missed him.

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HAILEE AND MILLS GOT CLAIMED. CAMP HALFBLOOD IS OFFICALLY BLESSED.

#BLESSED