#hazbin lucifer

[magicalma2]

Merry Christmas, my good ones! And happy holidays!!🎄🎄🎄

[666appleschnappsfm]

Made this a while back as my contribution to a big group radioapple pic organized by my friend kinkipants! Check out the assembled collage, it came out super neat!

[myntesuniverse]

It was all in my head.

featuring The Hanahaki Disease and Star Tear Disease! I know that this doesn’t necessarily comply with the rules of said diseases, so consider it an au 😅!

This idea originated from @f-o-x-x !

[anaislovegood]

MERRY CHRISTMAS with RadioApple💖

Human Disguises AU by me

Yes, they're married in this AU 🫠

[crxxyheaux666]

Adventure time reference anyone?

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST CLOWNING ON ADAM, WHY IS ABEL BLOND???

[ghost-oftheriver]

as funny as it is to think that Lucifer could have came up with sinsmas just to spite god, i don’t think that would align with what we’ve seen of him…

he feels terrible about hell’s whole existence, he thinks sinners are awful. it’s why he’s so isolated. and it’s a part of the reason why he had decided his dreams of heaven and earth existing as equals weren’t worth defending.

“Our people… are awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it, everything’s terrible!”

i just feel like he wouldn’t come up with the idea to dedicate a holiday to being worse people.

plus, it seems to only apply to hellborns..? this line in the episode seems very particular

i think it was one of the other sins that came up with it. my money is on Bee, as the holidays are a very fun excuse to overindulge, or Mammon, because we all know christmas is another excuse for bloated corporations to shove their bullshit down everyone’s throats, of course the embodiment of greed is going to want to get in on that

[hazbinv33]

Merry Christmas!

Family photo.

I'm not sure I'll be able to finish art for the holidays, so.....

[redfluffz]

Merry Christmas?

Well back then there was no Christmas, but Luc got the spirit of sharing and caring right, riiiiight? 💖

Also Merry Christmas to all who celebrate Christmas Eve on 24th December! ✨️

[luna-naoffcial]

Credits to @signedkoko || 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 ||

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𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧! 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 || 𝟏 ||

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐎𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭...

𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭...

𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐞, 𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞... 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬.

𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧.

𝐔𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐬.

"𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬??"

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐧!"

"𝐃𝐨 𝐜𝐨��𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭!"

"𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡??"

"𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞?? 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰??"

"𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬, 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬," 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬. "𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲," 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝... 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐡/𝐥 𝐡/𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐞/𝐜 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟/𝐜 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞, 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬," 𝐇𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥.

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤; 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.

"𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

"𝐍𝐨, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬," 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞.

"𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭?"

"𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨," 𝐒𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝.

𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞:

"𝐘/𝐧," 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. "𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞?"

"𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞?"

"𝐎𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬..." 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲.

"𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞," 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬.

"𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰," 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐚𝐰 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

"𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠??" 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞-𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤. "𝐖𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩?"

"𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐦,"

"𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡... 𝐎𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠!" 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰. 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧-𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫.

"𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐧-" 𝐒𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. "𝐇𝐞𝐲-"

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐬, 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫," 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦," 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲.

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲," 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧-𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲.

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭? 𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬," 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭. "𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲... 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥," 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

"𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞," 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. "𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤," 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤. "𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞,"

"𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬," 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐚𝐰 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞.

"𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞?? 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞!" 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬. "𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭-"

"𝐍𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡, 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐤𝐢𝐝,"

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐱," 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞.

"𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭," 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 $𝟏 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫.

"𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧," 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. "𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤!" 𝐁𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝.

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭,"

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨-" 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫..." 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦. "𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞,"

"𝐌𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞," 𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡. "𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧," 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐮𝐩. "𝐌𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞," 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐠.

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞..." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. "𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐧..."

[wafflebox-o7]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Part 2 you know where! ;)

[prof-ramses]

Awesome!

Hazbin Hotel has been nominated for two Annie Awards!

First, Masquerade has been nominated for Best Music - TV/Media

And second, Jeremy Jordan has been nominated for Best Voice Acting - TV/Media for his performance as Lucifer in Dad Beat Dad

[asherraccoon]

Headcanon that Lucifer is able to just unhinge his jaw like a snake on command and it freaks Alastor out.

Lucifer: *unhinges his jaw for whatever reason*

Alastor: *Glances over and sees it.* "WHAT IN HELL'S NAME??"

Lucifer: *Closes his mouth* "Huh?"

Alastor: *disgusted* "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??"

Lucifer: "What was what-"

Alastor: "YOU DISLOCATED YOUR DAMN JAW AND THEN CLOSE IT AGAIN LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT WAS WHAT??"

Lucifer: "Oh- It's just.... snake thing... I guess..." *Shrug*

From then on out, Lucifer would unhinge his jaw whenever he wanted to bother Alastor bc he knows how much the silly deer hates it.

[lsulcaisiftnoer]

Hello?

[myntesuniverse]

Merry Sinsmas!

Im just playing around with some Helluva Screenshots to wrap up the year~