#haymitch's geese

[hungergamesheadcanons]

I like how it's basically canon now that Haymitch names his geese after his definitely-not-his-kids-but-at-this-point-they-may-as-well-be so allow me to introduce y'all to the flock.

Katniss: the Katniss goose has no self preservation. She is nippy and a prick and refuses to accept Haymitch as a friend. However if Haymitch is in trouble you bet she'll be honking her ass over there to help.

Peeta: the Peeta goose is about as calm as a goose can get. He's the biggest of the flock, and rather quiet, and he likes to herd the group around to safety.

Johanna: the Johanna goose is just anarchy in bird form. No fucks given. Violence is not the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes. Protect your ankles and groin this goose will steal your children and laugh at you.

Finnick: the Finnick goose is very agreeable and gets along with the rest of the flock. He is one of those very rare geese that actually likes humans, and demands affection from Haymitch. He also screams when he sees Haymitch and runs over to him immediately for some loving. A very demanding but very sweet goose. Will fight the rest of the birds for Haymitch's attention.

[danyllura]

Haymitch choosing to spend his retirement raising geese, the most volatile, hateful, unfriendly animal there is- is so funny. I know for a fact Katniss and Peeta hear that man cussing out those birds when they attack him for no good reason. He just takes care of them while waiting for the liquor and I know it’s the stress of those unpredictable demon birds keeping him distracted. I bet he also has one that’s particularly mean and prone to attack and he’s named it Katniss.

[moon-mirage]

Here you go, @firstdragonlady , comedic book-Hayffie (including a goose) because that's how they work best for me:

I think Haymitch would enjoy introducing his feathery friend to his feathery lady. 😂

Bonus: And for an extra dose of snarky Haymitch, I love the idea that he names his geese after some variation of Effie:

“That right there is Effily. Silly little thing. Then there’s Effina and over there is the great Ephigenia. She’s the loudest one, always making noises. I can’t get her to shut up for just five minutes.”

Effie … is not flattered. 😂🪿

[sameschmidtdiffname]

I love the difference in Katniss and Peeta asking for love. Peeta is in full "You don't have to, it's ok!!! Please don't even make eye contact with me, no pressure!!" Mode during 'The Hunger Games' meanwhile Katniss for the rest of the series is just like this fucking goblin crawling out of the pits of hell like "No pressure, but I will kill myself if you don't breathe in my direction"

[lanadel-heyyy]

wake up, it’s a beautiful day for new hunger games content

[nightlocked-in]

haymitch abernathy

[mollywog]

We learn to keep busy again. Peeta bakes. I hunt. Haymitch drinks until the liquor runs out, and then raises geese until the next train arrives.

[sunflowerphotodoesentpost]

Hayffie week day 7: Domestic bliss

Effie began to knit. She got bored one day in 12 after settling in and decided to take up knitting. Knitted clothes had been all the rage in the capitol for about a week one year. Of course no one knitted their own clothes but Effie wanted to try. She got the hang of it and knitting became her thing. She knitted pillow covers for her and Haymitch, gloves for herself, a scarf for Peeta, matching sweaters for Annie and her son, a blanket for Katniss, and slippers for Haymitch, mainly because he kept walking outside barefoot and Effie didn’t like the dirt he brought in. Little did she know that Haymitch had been knitting along with her. Haymitch’s mom used to knit everything she could, yarn was usually cheaper than new clothes and she could reuse it when they grew out of stuff. It made him feel closer to his family, a feeling he had come to enjoy rather than run away from in his older age. He didn’t have the gentlest or steadiest hands so it took him some time to get things right but once he did he flew through his projects. He didn’t want people to know he was kitting to avoid the inevitable jabs from his former mentees but Effie caught on one day when she looked out the window to see the geese running around in god-awful hats she definitely didn’t make.

[babygirlgiles]

2023 really was the year of geese for me, wasn’t it

[laniidae-passerine]

Honestly I think Dean Highbottom has some shit to answer to as well. The mockery, the derision, the outright admittance that he was hoping Coriolanus would fail and the Snow family would continue to suffer. How someone who loathed the Games still treated a young man with cruelty because of the past, because of social divides that would be so easy to tear down. In the end, it wasn’t just Gaul who shaped Snow into the man he became. So bitter and hateful. So incapable of compassion and forgiveness. Just like his father. Just like his Dean.

[princessofshazabah]

rip everlark you would've loved stardew valley

[dykesbat]

man she really does suffer for three books straight she’s insnae good for her <3

[mollywog]

I like to picture him with old (old) school film - no digital copies to be stolen, manipulated, or exploited. (He keeps the negatives in a safe to protect his memories)

They set up a dark room in one of their homes’ walk in closets and they learn to process and print on their own.

Peeta loves candids - the gift of an unexpected print from Peeta Mellark is a coveted honor.

Also

Let’s not forget: He’s a cat owner - just imagine the sheer volume of pictures of Buttercup

Peeta takes up photography after the war, when cameras make their way across the districts to ordinary people again. He loves taking pictures, of anything and everything especially his wife because he can save them forever and hold onto them as a physical reassurance of his memories. On bad days he uses them to remember what’s real and what’s not.

Also this is canon, Peeta told me this himself. I didn’t make the rules, I’m just enforcing them.

[seafoamwoman]

Just spent 14 hours rereading the hunger games trilogy for the first time in almost a decade and wow 12 year old me was right these books are life changing

[mollywog]

'Not quite what he meant, but her plan might work just as well as his if his instincts are right'

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD ♥️ bless this fake fic

Target audience reached! 🤣

The fic ends with Peeta having to break the news to Katniss

[sunflowerphotodoesentpost]

So I was watching a show called the girls on the bus and this girl named Sadie in the show has an editor that reminded me of haymitch then I got to thinking and honestly I feel like his actor could have played haymitch too

This is the actor I forgot his name I screenshotted this last night