#hayley mockingbird prescott

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He can sing

Notes: use of an OC named Hayley (Call sign: Mockingbird), cursing, terrible writing, like one dirty comment (jump his bones are the words used), Nickelback, Bradley's mad he's not the best (not really), I attempted this but I did have to copy the lyrics from Google

This was so fucking stupid.. how in the holy hell did Jake "Hangman" Seresin sing so well? To Nickelback? Hayley looked like she was about to jump his bones and Bradley looked like he wanted to strangle him but everyone knew that wasn't true.

"She's got me nervous. Talkin' a hundred miles an hour. She's more than worth it. I swear she smells just like a flower. I'd fall to pieces if I went anywhere without her. I love when she says, "What's wrong with right here on the counter?" Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. I need her so bad. Sometimes I think that I can taste it. This evil romance. So good I never wanna waste it. I can't trust my friends. 'Cause she's what everybody chases. And I know where she's been. 'Cause it's on everybody's faces. Come on. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up.All night.All night. I never wanna have to slow down. Gotta be a better way to come down. I've gotta stay awake somehow. I never wanna have to slow down. Gotta be a better way to come down. I've gotta stay awake somehow. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night." Those lyrics came out of Jake's mouth and settled over the room. When the song finished Hayley stood up clapping and the rest of the dagger squad clapped as well. Jake's cocky grin prominent on his face.

The end!

@senawashere @eternalsams my darling sapphic Tumblr aunts

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I see nothing wrong with this in fact I'll be adding my OCs to this

Chaos: Sweet baby Jesus in a manger its coffee, if it can get me through the morning and not viciously murder someone I'll take it.

Mockingbird: I'd drink lighter fluid for fun.

Karma: Lyra, can I have some of your coffee?

Rascal: You're dead, she's going to kill you.

bradley's such a coffee snob the daggers try to change his callsign to roaster.

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bradley: i asked the barista one question about the roast date and suddenly i'm a coffee snob?!

nat: bradley, you had to wait outside of the café because you kept complaining about how they were, and i quote, 'burning the milk to high hell'

bradley: it sounded like a banshee getting reborn!

javy: oh, and the time you refused to drink the coffee fanboy made?

bradley: okay, that was instant coffee and i stand by that

bob: and the time you argued with the barista about the differences between an aeropress and a chemex?

bradley: that was a very level headed, civil conversation

jake: i must make pretty good coffee since bradshaw's never complained

nat: he'd drink lighter fluid if you handed it to him, dumbass

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Hear me out

The Dagger (and Madison) girls welcoming the Dagger boys home

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I'M WRITING A JAKE ONE SHOT!

Tell me if you want to be tagged!

@theglenaissance @eternalsams @senawashere

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Jake has golden retriever energy

So would Hayley have black cat energy or what? Ooh maybe she's also a golden retriever

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Mockingbird: Whoa Bob! Calm down!

Bob: Oh, fiddlesticks. Hangman: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the ******* language.

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Someone stop me from writing a one shot where the Dagger Squad + my OCs have a swing dance competition

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Hayley and Jake, the bisexual power couple

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I listened to nearly all of the 3 pitch perfect soundtracks recently and here's the idea I got before falling asleep

The daggers having acapella groups

The girls- The Flying Bellas (like the Barden Bellas, Lyra and Cassidy came up with it)

The boys- The Flyboys (Maverick did it)

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Mockingbird: I don't ever enjoy it

Fanboy: Hangman isn't talking to me. Phoenix: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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An AU where the dagger boys really piss off the dagger girls

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Hayley gnaws on Jake like no one's business

Safe link!

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I know for a fact that my TGM couples do this!

Safe link!

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Jake Seresin x best friend roommate situation

I don't need to do Hayley and Jake. I don't need to do Hayley and Jake. I don't need to do Hayley and Jake.

It's giving professor grading papers

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Hayley giggling: Hey babe.

Jake: Yeah?

Hayley with a shit eating grin: How do you make holy water?

Jake: A priest blessing water?

Hayley: No, you boil the hell out of it!

Jake deadpan: Why the hell did I marry you?

Hayley: 'Cause I'm pretty and I'm fun!

Jake: Yeah, you are.

------Bob and Sam-----

Samantha watching the Hunger Games with Bob who has never seen it: I hope you like it.

Bob: Huh that's a cool pin!

Samantha, losing it not remembering this part from her last rewatching: NOT BOOK ACCURATE!

Bob, spilling popcorn everywhere: Wait what?

Samantha, without missing a beat: She didn't get it from her in the books, she got it from the mayor's daughter.

Bob, oh so confused: Oh hmmm.

-----Mickey and Cassidy-----

Cassidy listening to music home alone while making food: I think there's poison in those fingertips of yours.

Mickey, coming in: Hey babe!

Cassidy, dropping her spoon in shock: You saw nothing!

Mickey: Sure honey!

-----Lyra and Bradley-----

Lyra, sitting on the front porch reading: Who's fucking car is that?

Bradley pulling up in a minivan: Hey babe!

Lyra: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Bradley: I got a minivan so we can get a move on with having kids!

Lyra jokingly: BRADLEY NICHOLAS BRADSHAW! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Bradley: Oh shit!

-----Madison and Javy-----

Madison walking in from work: Javy?

Javy holding his niece: Hey sweetheart.

Madison turning around: Whose baby is that?

Javy sheepishly: My sister's.

Madison smiling: I've had to take care of sick babies all day how about a healthy one.

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Lyra: You know those things will kill you, right?

Hayley pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Cassidy smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Samantha : *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*