#have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

[sayheyjrey]

Business in the front

Other things also 👀

[exercuted]

Last night was The Acolyte season finale and I’m not okay. Well, I am okay, more than okay, it was an amazing finale to a very stellar show. But I need more. I want more. More Qimir and Osha. More of the fallible Jedi being so stupid. More Bazil.

I’ve loved Star Wars since I was a small child and this show has reignited that passion a thousandfold. Give me season 2. Soon. Please.

[fizzy-watches-and-listens]

i want a plagueis show

and i think it should be narrated by by palpatine

i think that would be neat

[jurijurijurious]

Honestly found Ahsoka quite boring until episode 5 when there finally seemed to be some emotion but ahh someone pointed this out:

I like this thought.

[postanagramgenerator]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

->

yuuh sith perished after large head get too heavy? wadever

[not-this-crude-matter]

It's weird that Palpatine installed Anakin in the Darth Vader armor right after he got fucked all the way up on Mustafar. Not "weird" like "this doesn't make sense" weird like "the sense this makes is fucked up". My mans had a costume fully designed. Darth Vader is a look. He didn't hit "generate random" on the cybernetic prosthesis and life support suit printing droid after finding Anakin on the ashen shore. The whole look was ready to go. He probably had the long time ago in a galaxy far far away's equivalent of the Pope's dressmaker who posts cock and balls on Instagram working on that fit for months, at least. When Sheev said, "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" he was licking his lips thinking about how good this boy was going to look in the evil shogun getup he had waiting in a closet

[sincerely-sofie]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

[luluy33art]

G!Chloe: Have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

Nop, what is that? 😃

Oh wait is an AU ask lmao

Apparently it's a Star Wars thing? Idk if G!Chloe would watch Star Wars but a similar scenario would be very likely cuz she's a nerd xD

More AUs lore and info on Patreon | Kofi! ^^

[beescake]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

no

[margindoodles2407]

So.

Was anyone going to tell me before I started reading the William Shakespeare's Star Wars Series by Ian Doescher

That this man rivals Matthew Stover himself in his ability to take Revenge of the Sith from tragic to absolutely SOUL-CRUSHING?

@whyoneartheven GET OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YOU LIKE SHAKESPEARE WE CAN BE NERDS TOGETHER

Highlights from The Tragedy of the Sith's Revenge:

The use of Rumor as a character and a plot device, like in Richard III, because Dramatic Irony

After the whole "Hey the Jedi Council doesn't trust the chancellor, we need you to spy on him" debacle, Obi-Wan gets a monologue about how much he loves Anakin and has been worrying about a growing darkness within him, and swears to do whatever he can to prevent him from Darkness

The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise (tm) is a PLAY WITHIN A PLAY THAT PALPATINE ASKS THE ACTORS TO PERFORM, like in Hamlet, CAUSE PALPATINE AND ANAKIN ARE AT AN OPERA OH MY GOSH I LOST MY MIND IT'S SO COOL

Padme keeps having lines about how worried she is for Anakin and how she keeps praying for the preservation of his soul ;_;

After Anakin's fall, he and Palpatine are referred to for the REST OF THE PLAY as Vader and Sidious

TWO UNNAMED JEDI HAVE THEIR OWN SCENE ABOUT HOW WHILST LOOKING THROUGH THE CLONE HANDBOOK (tm) THEY NOTICED THAT A CERTAIN ORDER WAS SKIPPED OVER. THEY THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT AND GO TO WATCH THE YOUNGLINGS DO THEIR LIGHTSABER PRACTICE

Sidious has a soliloquy about his awfulness. ENDING IN: "Die, light, die, any good that ever was,/Die, wisdom; yea, die, virtue, die, respect,/Die, honor, die, nobility, die, right-/These qualities shall perish on this day./For lo, the Sith do ply their merry tricks,/Come, Death: thy name is Order Sixty-Six."

I AM SCREAMING

FREAKING CODY HAS A MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL HIS BEST FRIEND OBI-WAN

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO MAKE ANAKIN KILLING CHILDREN SADDER BUT APPARENTLY IT'S POSSIBLE IF YOU HAVE HIM ASK THEM IF THEY'VE SAID THEIR PRAYERS BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, "I WOULD NOT KILL YOUR UNPREPARÉD SPIRITS;/NO, HEAV'N FORFEND! I WOULD NOT KILL YOUR SOULS"

When Yoda sends Obi-Wan to fight Anakin on Mustafar, Obi has a monologue about how PERHAPS, ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT VADER HAS EFFECTIVELY KILLED ANAKIN "FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW"

The whole "You turned her against me/You have done that yourself/You will not take her from me/Your anger and your lust for power have already done that/et cetera et cetera/I will do what I must/You will try" is done using, of all things, Nautical and Sailorly imagery. High Fantasy Star Wars, Anyone? (this legitimately made me so happy; they also have a similar conversation in The Clone Army Attacketh during the scene where Padme's asleep and they're talking about politicians)

WHEN. WHEN OBI CUTS OFF HIS LEGS AND IS DOING THE WHOLE "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE" SPEECH. ANAKIN HAS A MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW HE'D CRY TO OBI-WAN FOR HELP BUT (HE THINKS) OBI-WAN WOULD ABANDON HIM, WHICH ENDS IN "I HATE YOU"

Hey. Hey listen. Obi-Wan, after the battle, SINGS a FUNERAL LAMENT for Anakin

"Although it may be said that I have won,/Herein hath died the heart of Obi-Wan" EXCUSE ME MR DOESCHER WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION

No no, listen to what Padme says about her children: "He shall be Luke, and walk among the skies./Heart of mine heart, and issue of my love." "'Tis Leia, who, like me, is royalty./Brave spirit, do remember thy sad mother."

(loud ugly sobbing can be heard from Margin)

I AM. NOT OKAY

[memyselfandtheemperor]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?...

So we have reached the end of the journey! Hope you enjoyed this crazy, silly ride. Thank you so much for reading, sharing, commenting and  asking fun questions. You are the best! Shout out to the ones that  were there since day one, it´s been almost a year XD 

I coudn´t have imagined the warm welcome that the comic has had so far! Had so much fun watching how you reacted to the jokes. I´ve learned a ton about what works and what not so much when it comes to storytelling thanks to you! Hope that at least you´ve found  the reading experience entertaining.I´d love hear what was favourite “part”  in the comments.

One more thing, I hope to have figured out the logistics of the phisical copy towards mid to end of summer, so if you are interested don´t be so hasty to abandon ship XD

Thank you so so much and may the force be with you!!!

 Also for all  of you that found the last batch of pages now if you´re interested you can read the comic  from the beginning here:  

https://memyselfandtheemperor.tumblr.com/post/685417116140273664

Cheers!

[count-doodoo]

dooku: jedi lost: part 4: liveblog part 3

ok. new post now that that banger scene is done

IT'S GHOULISH BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT

i love sy so much and i love the mantero funeral moon concept and i love that obviously sifo and dooku remain friends FOREVER AHEM

(and yeah @charmwasjess you are 100% correct that being sucked out into orbit around coruscant is BASICALLY the same thing.)

OK. WOW. GORA YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.

SHE'S THE BEST BET IF IT'S TEARS THEY'RE AFTER????????

ahhh, this has gotta be rough for jenza. because the protestors are right, the ruling family sucks ass. or at least gora sucks, and anya was complicit, and jenza has no grasp of the scale of serenno's suffering. but that doesn't make her a bad mother, and it doesn't change that this is her funeral.

star wars really is all about weaponizing the word "father" huh? ANYWAYS GO OFF DOOKU LET'S GOOO

fuck count gora 2kforever :)

(dooku kills him later right???? as he should anyways)

NOOO DOOKU'S DADDY ISSUES AHH D:

ughhh he is Such A Good Boy and i am LIVID about canon. LIVID. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

and NOW i am livid at lene. LET DOOKU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY YOU COWARD. THE RIGHT THING IS TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY AND MAKE AMENDS BECAUSE TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY IS NECESSARY TO MAKING AMENDS AND AARRRGHHH--

sorry i just. [clenches fist] sowing distrust of the jedi into dooku is possibly the Worst decision made by any of the jedi (excluding dooku and anakin because they decided not to be jedi). like. are we certain she's not a secret sith? is she palpatine's secret daughter? i am just. flabbergasted by these terrible parenting choices.

AND. WHERE EVEN IS YODA IN ALL THIS. obviously he can't magically know things he's not told, but where is he in the first place????? PAR 👏 ENT 👏 ING 👏

screaming crying throwing up LENE STOP DOING THIS. PLEASE. the council is conservative sometimes but "don't fuck with dark side artifacts" is a reasonable precaution! AND YES KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE BABY PADAWANS!!!! GAHHH

i'm not fucking kidding is she a sith lord. is she. you don't understand i'm dead ass about to pin the entirety of dooku's fall on this.

(yes yes dooku needs to take responsibility for his own actions and lene isn't responsible for all the atrocities of tyrannus. but she was a strain on dooku's relation with the jedi and his master, she encouraged fucking around with the dark, and she wouldn't even let him admit his mistakes to the council. this is comparable to chancellor "have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise" palpatine. this is TERRIBLE parenting and i am SCREAMING.)

i... also don't love this. WHAT THE HELL MAN??????? RED FLAGS RED FLAGS RED FLAGS

IN CONCLUSION: WHAT THE FUCK LENE

[the-perfect-scientist]

“Carlos, I’m bored. Entertain your sister please,” Maria announced, flopping onto Carlos’ desk dramatically.

Carlos hummed, considering. "Have you ever heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

[o-wise-corvid]

uhmmmm uhmmmmmmmmmmm do “have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise”

full speech optional

Dathomir Daily

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Ece’anzh cā biz’stish moh’hāl sho hoso’zāj’nēs fo Do’rrth Plāgus sho Sōlo?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageius the Wise?

O monzh nol. Dēl’bā vīn zāj’nēs sho Zhedī thē’yās cā.

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Dēl’bā vīn Do’rrth row’nēs. Do’rrth Plāgus bā’anzh vīn Dō’Sēcō fo sho Do’rrth, un zhü’dō’dürr lü un sōlo dē lēbrox sho Zhūdō zh isnow sho mitēclorrēan’ī zh scīnd tizh…

It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plageius was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

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[hayden-christensen]

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you 👀