#have they done any studies on how apologizing profusely affects plant health
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important part of plant care is explaining to the plant on a daily basis "i'm really sorry i'm trying my best i promise"
#have they done any studies on how apologizing profusely affects plant health#listen i really wanted a $5 poinsettia but i have never had a plant that was solely my responsibility#and also my room is engineered to be as cold and sunless as possible LOL#it seems to be doing fine so far and i have no delusions of keeping it alive past its usual season#but i'm just convinced i'm going to kill it prematurely#personal
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