#have the writers seen other wish granting media of vauge wishes or wishing for someone dead to become alive again

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How can one half-ass a supposedly classic Disney villain? I am still disappointed in this movie. Who knew that the best classic Disney villain in a movie about wishes would be Big Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

If I hadn't seen Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes last week with the character of Dr. Volumnia Gaul, who uses theatrics, and rainbow snakes, to hide their villainy, evil, and cruelty that is more Disney-esque than the actual Disney movie's villain.

I just watched disney's wish, and... I have some thoughts (especially on king Magnifico)

Obviously, SPOILER WARNING

I find it so funny that they didn't give us the backstory for king Magnifico. It's just, oh yeah, my family was murdered and my town ruined, and I learned magic to prevent this from ever happening again. Done? Done. Let's not mention that EVER AGAIN.

He has literally done NOTHING bad before Asha's interruption. He's a stuck-up narcissistic, sure, but he does exactly what he says, keeps wishes safe. Why??? No idea! Because up until he turns big bad (supposedly from his magic book?), he has no use for them! SO, WHY DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

The movie is not even 1.5 hours long, and yet IT DRAGS ON. And don't even get me started on the "Asha is actually the fairy godmother, and Magnifico is the enchanted mirror because that's some of the LAZIEST writing I have ever seen in my life.

Anyhow, shout out to Alan Tudyk for not being annoying. The second I saw his character, I thought "yup this is going to be the worst part of the movie." He isn't, he's simply alright.

Great success disney. I have an alternative movie title suggestion for you. It's "HEY, REMEMBER, WE MADE THESE OTHER MOVIES TOO? BUY OUR STUFF. "