#hauaha

[queenbeearts]

big shot doodles!!! the sketches of these looked better so sorry oops HAUAHA

[ghostlychaosfoil]

LMAO LMAOO LMAO HAHAHAHAAAA GOOD ONE RAPH YOURE SO FUNNY 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂YES I CAUGHT THAT RAPH YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENUIS HAUAHA

[nanaloveswo-men]

hi nana, hahshwjs love ur name! i would love to read something about richarlison, maybe waking up with him not letting u go <33

like a baby - richarlison

pairing: richarlison x reader

summary: you had promised to youserlf that you wouldn’t stay in bed all morning anymore, but apparently, richarlison had other plans.

warnings: most fluffy, a little suggestive but nothing explicit.

author notes: hauaha thank u! this name is like *chef kiss* i'm gonna be honest, i constantly think about richarlison not wanting to let you go in the morning, like, c'mon he just wants to stay with u

girl we need more richarlison fics in this app

thank you for this amazing request!

word count: +900 

“oh god, you’re like a baby”

You woke up to the sound of your’s cellphone’s alarm, the beat repeating again and again inside your head, slowly taking you out of the dreamland.

‘7 a.m’

A groan came out of your throat when you saw the time on the clock.

Ok, in the begging of the year, you had promised to yourself that you would wake up early, wanting to make your morning more productive, but now, when you were actually having to keep up with the promise, you were regreting all your decisions.

You sat on the bed, looking around the room trying to get used to the morning glow. You couldn’t help but let your eyes take a glance at your still sleep boyfriend. Richarlison was seeing to be having the best sleep of his life after yesterday’s game. 

After struggling a lot, Totthenham was able to won against Chelsea, and the whole team were more than happy, one of the boys throwing a little party at his house to celebrate, and of course, Richarlison wouldn’t be out of it. So, it was no surprise for you when, at 3 a.m, he called you, kind of drunk, asking if you could get him. 

The room was in a scary silence, the only sound being the little snoozes escaping from Richarlison’s lips, and being honest, for you, this was actually really cute. You stare at his pretty face for some minutes, not wanting to leave him.

Finally finding the courage to get up to start the day, you scretched your legs, sliding them out of bed. Your feet touched the cold floor, your eyebrowns frowning with the feeling.

When you were almost enterily out bed, you felt an arm passing around your waist, pulling your body back to the mattres. 

“Where are you going?” Richarlison’s morning voice never failed to make you shudder.

Now he was looking at you, his eyes almost closed, but still staring at your soul. From his voice tone, you could tell that he was annoyed, probaly because you were trying to sneak out of bed, leaving him alone in the process.

“Need to get up” you whispered, moving closer to him. “You don’t need to get up, amor” the portuguese pet name made you smile. “Yes i do. I made a promise to myself” you tried to move his arm off your waist, but it was gripped.

“So make a promise to me, that you aren’t going to leave” he said with a puppy smile, and you just rolled your eyes. “Stop being dramatic, i’m not leaving you, i’m just getting out of bed” you explained scratching his hair.

“It’s the same thing” Richarlison wasn’t having any of your bullshits, if he wanted to be in bed with you all the morning, he would.

“Babe, you should recover from last night party” you said trying to make him give up. “And i need you here for this” he wouldn’t let you go.

Tired of this shit, your boyfriend decided to end this conversation by trapping you under his body, his head resting on the crock of your neck. Now, you couldn’t leave him.

“Oh god, you’re like baby” you said laughing at his actions. 

You really tried to fight him, your hands pushing his body off you, but even if he was sleepy, he was still stronger and heavier than you.

You stopped when he pinched your side, giving you a silent warning.

“Good girl” he complimented you when he noticed that you had given up. “You are ruining my new year’s promise, babe” you faked a sad smile. “And you are ruining my day off, leaving me all alone here” you couldn’t see his face, but you knew that he was smirking.

You let a tired sigh, knowing that discussing with Richarlison was a lost battle.”You’re gonna be the end of me” you mumbled into his hair.

With a victorious smile, your boyfriend changed positions, wanting to see your pretty face. Now you two were side to side, his eyes staring down at you.

Richarlison couldn’t help but smile he when he saw your puckered lips, your face in a faked sulked expression. He pinched your nose and cheeks, making fun of you “Who is acting like a baby now, huh?” he teased.

“Shut up, this is all your fault” you slapped his hand, trying not to smile and ruin your little show. Richarlison pulled you close, hugging you. One of your legs was around his waist, your hands flat against his chest.

“Gonna make it worth for you, amor” he said carressing your tight. “I hope so” you whispered getting comfortable in the new position.

You two were in silence, just enjoying the physical touch and the lazy morning. When you less expect, you were falling back to sleep, your eyes getting heavier and heavier each time you blinked. You looked to up to see Richarlison’s face, and you noticed that he was in the same sleepy mood like you.

“You won this time, babe” you said against his chest. “Yeah, but i’m sure that you are enjoying this too” he was passing his fingers through your hair, putting you back to sleep.

“Maybe you’re right” you left a soft moan. “I know” he kissed your forehead “Don’t worry, promise i’ll make sure that the rest of your day is going to be very productive” you pinched his tummy, rolling your eyes to his malicious tone.

“Sleep. Now” you ordered.

You couldn’t resist anymore, in less than five minutes before you were back to the dreamland, your boyfriend’s presence was just too comfortable.

After this day, Richarlison, promised to himself that he would never let you leave the bed when he was there.

[raeceah]

these are SOOO CUTE ongg, wala nga lang akong perang dala (by walang perang dala i mean wala talaga akong pera HAUAHA) HUHUU i wanted to buy stationary too 💔💔

[1dlovesss]

ontem comi p caralho hj fui me pesar chorando achando q ia ter engordado mas mostrou -1kg na balança

Não entendi nada mas amei hauaha

[pocrix]

[19/12 19:58] crix: Mau: tu é ciumenta hahahaha

Cris: Porque você provoca Maurício

Eu sou diboa 99% do tempo, aí agora parece que sou mentirosa porque falei que não era 🤡

mau: hahahahahaha

chama logo pras ideia

sem papinho

Cris: Eu não, depois saio como louca ainda por cima

Toda humilhação tem limite Maurício

Mau: acha que eu te humilho, cristina?

Cris: Não hauaha

Mas que é humilhante chamar pras ideia sem ter ideia pra chamar é

Mau: Explique, pf

Cris: Acho que por ser uma coisa em construção eu não vou saber explicar direito então se não fizer muito sentido não julgue hahaha obrigada

Mas sempre achei meio humilhante expor alguns sentimentos ou pensamentos porque são muito facilmente confundidos.

Então por exemplo, tu fala que te chamei pras ideia, sendo meme ou não, (só exemplo tá?), nunca acho confortável expor ou puxar algum tipo de conversa que possa dar margem pro pensamento de "iiih, toda emocionada" quando na verdade eu só fico ansiosa. Então como é fácil de confundir e não necessariamente é algo que a outra pessoa entende, acaba sendo meio vergonhoso

Mau: Eu entendi seu ponto.

Eu brinco toda hora, mas sempre vou responder sério quando o assunto for sério.

Exponha seus sentimentos qua do quiser. Só assim a gente vai se manter alinhado.

Faz sentido?

[19/12 20:01] crix: Cris: Faz sim, faça o mesmo inclusive

Até porque se não fizer isso é o caminho da merda

Mau: Eu sou isso que você conheceu esses meses

Sou bem razão

Cris: O outro dia que tu falou que parecia que a gente não tava alinhado era em relação ao lance da piadinha da bff ou era outra coisa?

Mau: Acho que mais o menos nessa linha de me envolver com outras pessoas.

Cris: Consegue explicar?

Mau: Sei lá.

Mesmo que eu fale brincando, as vezes parece que tu está esperando "exclusividade".

Eu sei que não tem como você saber que tô brincando, por isso nem comento.

Isso ficou bem escroto.

Não sei me expressar hahahah desculpa

Silêncio constrangedor 👀

Cris: Desculpa, tava pensando no que tu falou hahaah

Primeiro, não foi escroto, relaxa

Mau: Completando o meu raciocínio, é o que eu disse aquele dia. Sigo fielmente meu primeiro pensamento

Gostamos de ficar juntos, mas não vejo como evoluir, pois não estou procurando um novo relacionamento.

Cris: Desculpa a demora. As vezes demoro um pouco pra processar esse tipo de conversa

Entendi o seu ponto. Talvez em algum momento possa ter interpretado uma coisa ou outra de forma errada e peço desculpa por isso. Mas foi bom você completar o raciocínio.

Acho que existe uma diferença entre exclusividade e demanda de livre comércio, o que nunca sei se é brincadeira ou se é pra reforçar o seu primeiro pensamento

Mau: Tudo bem.

Falar sobre essas coisas é zoado, mas necessário.

Se tu entendeu de outra forma, foi porque eu dei motivos né.

Eu gosto de você, Cristina.

Sempre que sinto sua falta eu falo a verdade.

Eu me sinto confuso as vezes, mas sei que se eu me envolver de outra forma agora, posso mudar de ideia futuramente.l e ao meu ver será pior.

Faz sentido?

[19/12 20:02] crix: Cris: Faz e não julgo ou acho ruim. E sim, deu alguns motivos mas que bom que esclareceu o direcionamento porque achei que tava maluca hahaSempre achei ótimo tu jogar a real independente de qualquer coisa, então por mais desconfortavel que esse tipo de conversa seja é necessário

Não sei exatamente o que o seu se envolver de outra forma significa, e talvez eu nem precise.

Mas acho natural acabar esperando algo numa situação dessa mas é o que a gente sempre conversou, tu sempre deixou claro, se algo mudar ao ponto de eu me sentir mais mal do que bem, ou desconfortável, quem vai ter que fazer o movimento de sair da situação sou eu e lidar com o que tiver que ser lidado. A sua parte você faz

Faz sentido?

Mau: Faz sim.

Mw envolver de outra forma eu quis dizer um relacionamento concreto. Namoro. Etc.

Cris: entendi

Mau:

Vou te deixar quietinha hoje.

Desculpa se eu pareci ser escroto.

Não é minha intenção.

Quero ser claro sobre o que acontece.

[shuxiii]

HAUAHA IDK IF they have someone else but they said we can treat each other as friends lanhg

HELLO this sounds familiar IAHSUSHSH naku stop mo na come here nalang if they only see u as friends you should probably slowly let go trust me wag mo na saktan sarili mo unless if u really like them then pursue softly as friends and as someone u love! Pero alam mo dami namang snoopy lovers jan kaya mo to

[lukewalkwalker]

A very natural pose in front of a fountain that I cropped for the sake of a better pic.

[opossuwu]

Adding these tracks to my smoking playlist just to scare myself when i’m stoned

[ll-ucidreaming]

Can I just dm ya? Will include dog

Hauaha I don’t use dms here often but please do

[bowieisworried]

What kind of moot do you think taemin would be? Hauaha

Oh my god, what a question! 😂

He'd definitely be the kind to have an entire conversation with you in the tags when reblogging stuff, and randomly sending memes/general shitposting to your ask box lol

[rahneii]

KAY/O HEADCANONS and 2 theories (cause I want to and I have alot of ideas hauaha)

Da theories:

Ok my theory is that KAY/O was created by KJ or Kingdom themselves from the alternate reality from where alternate Phoenix and Jett is and Kingdom or KJ decided to build KAY/O Because of an overwhelming amount of radiants attacking and destroying the world. And was then teleported out of there to our current world so he can protect and warn others of what will become. Did the robot itself or Kingdom command him to go? I have no clue tbh.

Honestly I feel as if KAY/O has formed a bond with his colleagues because of his voiceline "I won't loose you all again" it's obvious that he cares for them but would suppress those feelings as a command or an anomaly in his circuits for him to be forced to follow the protocol. And since we another KAY/O on the enemy team, it's most likely that he will not follow the protocol anymore and protect his friends.

He might be stuck in an infinite loop if Kingdoms plans doesn't work, he'd have to go back to back from the past to the present over and over again until his mission is complete, and will stop at nothing at all.

Headcanon time

KAY/O secretly replays some of the memories that he had with his fellow colleagues from the alternate reality and tries to comprehend his whole situation. He might also talk with KJ or brimstone about his memories and how he felt strange watching those videos

KJ, Phoenix, Jett, and Raze has most likely tried dressing the killer robot up so he doesn't have his basic shorts and belt, The duelists has also let the robot wear their styles like KJ's cute bright and pop outfits, Raze's colorful and street wear, Phoenix's literally lit Leather jackets and pretty boy style and Jett's flowy but casual clothings. Needless to say KAY/O has had favorites and decided to mix some up to create his own style with his friend's recommendation.

Brimstone technically has this father figure type for his whole team so that doesn't exclude KAY/O. The robot doesn't even try to fight the old man since he has the utmost respect for him. Also wants to get his affirmation on how well his performance was and etc.

KAY/O Is definitely a good listener. With him being able to download and takes note about everything he deems suspicious or important, you'd be surprised if a robot remembers your birthday, origin, and how you realized you've finished all of your favorite snacks this morning.

KJ has most likely been playing around with his circuits and how she can change his personality or add more to it. There might have been multiple incidents where the robot has said some weird stuff and did some weird stuff a normal killer robot would do.

KAY/O might accidentally stalk alot of people. If he hears something he deems suspicious, you are not safe for the rest of the week or months

The killer robot LOVES sarcasm and has some smart comebacks if you try to roast him, no one has ever heard him get a better comeback than what he said.

He would absolutely 100% would play something stupid if Raze, KJ or even Phoenix would ask him or program him to do so and has lead to a long long battle of a prank war

That's all for now! This is way longer than I expected but oh well

[whydoifeelthisquiet]

rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better 🧸💌 I was tagged by the lovely Grace, @loveisbraveandwild ! ILY.

Favorite color: I love them all so much that I can never choose, but I’m pretty sure it’s pink :))

Currently reading: Untamed by Glennon Doyle🥺

Last movie: I watched a tiny bit of Luca :’)

Last series: (tv wise) The Queen’s Gambit & Stranger Things!! (still haven’t finished szn 2 don’t attack me HAUAHA)

sweet, savory, or spicy: SWEET

craving: chocolate or potstickers lol

tea or coffee: tea :)

I tag (no pressure!): @taylorswiftrulestheworld @beeish @imhereonthekitchenfloor @thelasttimeyoueversawme @bisexual-etherian @sheerioswifties @roey-daydreams @abbbiemarie13 @theboysandtheballet @wildfloweronwheels @divyasmruti2017 and anyone else reading this. Love you all 💌

[yellowhearther0]

imdoing greatr y r asking hauaha

[im-marijuana]

pronto p morder meu braço hauaha

[simpoot]

ALSO TY BUGS IM BLIND AND DIDNT SEE WHAT U SAID ❤️❤️❤️ - 🍄

HAUAHA same tho same