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Hatty McMittensEp. #5: Confrontation

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Hatty McMittens Ep. #4: Anatomy

Transcripts:

Row 1, Segment 1:

Hatty is holding a carrot and says "time to eat this vegetable"

Hatty reveals his mouth, which has prominent gums, teeth, tongue, and drool

Row 1, Segment 2: An x-ray of Hatty.

Row 2, Segment 1:

Hatty looks at the calendar and says "It's LAUNDRY DAY!"

Hatty has placed his hat on top of the laundry machine, and the rest of his clothes inside it. (His shirt-dress-thing is absent, whoops.) A naked, worm-like Hatty asks "Where's the bleach?"

Row 2, Segment 2: Hatty McMitosis.

Row 3: A close-up of Hatty's face with inexplicable detailing.

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Hatty McMittens Ep. #3: Wildlife

Transcripts:

Row 1, Segment 1:

"hello zebra"

the zebra has kicked Hatty into a wall, resulting in brutal carnage

Row 1, Segment 2: Hatty being carried by a bird.

Row 2, Segment 1:

Hatty: "GADZOOKS! A jackalope!"

Rabbit: "I have cancer."

Row 2, Segment 2:

Hatty is fishing.

Fish with legs & shoes, standing on a nearby dock: "how're the worms today"

Row 3, Segment 1: It's literally raining cats and dogs.

Row 3, Segment 2: Hatty is threatened by an octopus wielding two pistols.

Row 3, Segment 3:

Hatty: "what're your politics"

Elephant: "*nonsensical scribbling*"

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Hatty McMittens

Ep. #2: Modern Society

Transcripts:

Row 1:

"One day, I might become famous"

"When I become famous, people might use my image to hurt others"

"Fame has turned me into the antichrist against my will"

Row 2, Segment 1:

"Using ⭐AI⭐, I will generate 5,000 new comics!"

Breaking News – Company Inc. now owns your immortal soul

"I have been swindled."

Row 2, Segment 2: Blocky doodle of Hatty imitating pixel art.

Row 3, Segment 1:

"TIME TO PAY THE BILLS!"

BILLS – Existence Tax • $570,000.99 – Sponsorships • $2.00 • $2.00

Row 3, Segment 2: Hatty has been disassembled.

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Hatty McMittens

Ep. #1: The Beginning

Transcripts:

Row 1:

“Hi, I’m Hatty McMittens! My backstory is…”

(repeated ad nauseum)

Row 2:

“Oh no! It’s my evil clone Mittens McHatty!”

“I am an intern getting paid 5 bucks per hour.” (Erased text reads “an unpaid intern”.)

BEHIND THE SCENES! …reveals that Mittens McHatty is just Hatty McMittens in a different outfit.

Row 3:

“What happens if I die?”

A 100-ton weight is dropped onto Hatty.

Respawning… Hatty is in bed and says “This Isn’t My House”

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE • I CANNOT BE KILLED IN A WAY THAT MATTERS