#hate adding curtains... imma do it tho

[buggin-0ut]

Kavanni’s crib

(heres some in game swatches of my passport recolors on my patreon)

[lxstfulbeans]

May I pls get a Reiner, levi, and Erwin’s reaction to meeting black reader who’s thang is thangin👀 and she catches them staring and says something which gets them all flustered and embarrassed?

Shiiiii, I know I hate Reiner rn but I gotta take one for the team. But, Levi and Erwin tho? Bet.

HEADCANON: catching them staring at the thiccy.

REINER:

It was during training, you were one of the new recruits and were gonna partnered up with Reiner since everyone else was taken up.

At first, he wanted to take it easy on newcomers but when you walked on that field and turned around to talk to Sasha and Christa…

DAYUM

He felt his heart drop, hands clammy, forehead sweating.

Not only were you thicker than everybody on the field, those pants and that damn harness was accentuating dafuq outta that thang.

Lord forgive him but he wasn’t gonna go easy on you today.

He DEFINITELY was finna take you down, especially where he could see that bouncy lil pouch of thiccness.

It took everything not to grab it.

After training, when you both were panting and sweaty under the blazing heat, he got the nerve to say

“Wanna.. Wanna grab something to eat together?

You laugh, agreeing as he helped you up.

In the dining hall, you definitely felt eyes on you while you and Reiner got in line for supper.

You turn around and catch that lil freaky fuck staring at the thiccy.

He knows he’s caught when his eyes widened and he flicks his head to the opposite direction.

“Damn, if you wanted to tap in so bad, you could’ve taken me on a proper date.” you say, a smug smirk on your face.

His face is red as a tomato.

That’s exactly what he did.

ERWIN:

When he saw that thang for the first time when you were helping him out for the day, he was GONE.

Sure, he liked getting to know new recruits but dayum.

When you dropped something on accident and bent over to clean it up, those tight pants and that harness made it seem like that thang needed freedom and he’d be happy to set it free.

In his hands of course.

He felt his cheeks warm, gulping back nervousness as he stared intensely.

You sighed as you stood up, fixing your pants and jumped a little, bringing a lil bounce. (as beyonce once said, “if you don’t jump to put jeans on then baby you don’t feel my pain”)

He clenched his pen so hard that it broke.

“Cadet, do you mind handing me another pen? I must’ve held it too hard.. Should be in the drawers over there” he points.

We know damn well what he really wants to hold hard.

You smile and nod, rummaging through the drawer but not finding the pens.

You bend down a lil, making your back arch a little as you sighed in frustration.

“Um, Commander? I don’t see no pens”

“Oh? I could’ve sworn they were there..” he mumbled, leaning into his hand as he watched your hips sway.

But, then he got caught slippin

“Hot damn..”

You sat up and turn around, seeing his eyes staring below the belt and he didn’t have enough time to fix his posture to seem innocent.

You processed for a minute before eventually smiling as you made your way to him, taking a seat on his lap and wrapping your arms around him.

“Y’know, Commander.. If you wanted to cop a feel, you should’ve told me to sit right here while you work..” you whisper.

If his face wasn’t red, what was-

“Shut the curtains and lock the door. You’re gonna be here for a while..”

LEVI:

It was cleaning day. Well what day wasn’t dafuq-

“Hey, go clean upstairs. I don’t know why I bother sending Eren to do it..” Levi said, deadpanned as usual.

You sigh, adding lots of attitude as you let your arm swing.

“Man, this some ol’ bullshit..” you mumbled, getting your supplies and taking a step on the stairs.

“What was that?” He asks, sending warning signs through your body as you laugh.

“I ain’t say nothin’, Captain. I’m on it!” you corrected yourself, rushing up the stairs as he watched you.

The jiggle of that thang had him lock eyes with it, eyebrow rising in interest as he watched you clumsily miss a step as you went upstairs.

He almost stepped forward to catch you ass first if you were about to fall.

You sighed as you got down on your knees to clean up under one of the beds. Eren was lazy as hell when it came to cleaning.

“Lord have mercy, Imma give that boy a piece of my mind..” you muttered angrily as you cleaned.

Levi walked in, at first to try to help you out, but stopped in his tracks.

Boiii, you had that back arched right and that thang was facing him for sure.

You groaned as you sat up, cracking your back a bit before glancing back to the the Captain, knowing he was watching you.

“Liked what you saw, Captain?”

Oh, he was finna like somethin else in a minute.

[will-you-be-my-savior]

asks for 08/20/18

tord has a surprise for you spoon.

anonymous asked:

Hi Tom!

tom finds the fact that he is the first one you choose to talk to funny as he can’t even give you a response at the moment.

(24/40?)

tom would love it if you could ask questions. he really wants to have thumbs again.

anonymous asked:

Hopefully, Tom can get his thumbs back soon. I know I'd go nuts without thumbs of my own. -Glitchy Anon

Tom: *whine*

Tord: if i could make it go faster for you i would.

Tom: *huff*

(25/40?)

anonymous asked:

At least there's more for Tord and Matt to cuddle with while you're like this. Is Tom like a giant heater in this form? -Glitchy anon

Tord: … yes and no… he’s just as warm as he was before, with the slight added bonus if a thin layer of fur. but… he doesn’t even fit on the bed like this and so far he’s refused to let us try matt’s idea of sleeping in sleeping bags on the floor with him… none of us have gotten the best sleep these past few days.

(26/40?)

anonymous asked:

can i pet him (*´∇｀*) -shy anon

tom examines you, especially your hands. he finds them clean enough to touch. you are allowed to pet him though he’d advise you to avoid his limbs and mouth as they are deceptively sharp.

(27/40?)

anonymous asked:

Why not make a giant nest of pillows and blankets? Those can be so comfortable sometimes and Tom can keep you warm. - Glitchy Anon

Tord: and that had been my suggestion. which he shot down as well. don’t know why.

(28/40?)

anonymous asked:

Wow, a nest of pillows and blankets would have been fun. What about a pillow fort with an open top? Those are really fun and comfortable! - Glitchy Anon

tom glares at you. if he could talk he’d be telling you not to give them any ideas.

(29/40?)

anonymous asked:

What's wrong with pillow forts? They let you kind of let loose the inner child and have fun. Maybe you guys could at least take naps in one and set up some books or games for when the three of you just want to block out the rest of the world? - Glitchy anon

tom never found the idea unappealing. he’d ask you to stop if he could.

(30/40?)

spooncryptid asked:

Hewwo! I’m back!!

Tord: good! now close your eyes!

(31/40?)

spooncryptid asked:

Oh?? Ok! //puts paws over eyes//

tord is placing something around your neck. you’ll be very happy when you open your eyes.

(32/40?)

spooncryptid asked:

What is it? Can I open my eyes now??

Tord: yep. *is holding one of matt’s mirrors*

(33/40?)

spooncryptid asked:

//opens eyes//

tord shows you the mirror.

(34/40?)

~~~

endragoneel asked:

oh! hey tom! hey y’all! how’d the picnic go?

Tom: *chirp*

Tord: it was nice.

(35/40?)

endragoneel asked:

awesome~ ! whatcha doin now? :D

Tord: paperwork mostly.

Tom: …

(36/40?)

spooncryptid asked:

Oh? Oh! Ooh!!!

Tord: so… what do you think.

(if you’re curious that was a pic of my kitten. why the quality was so bad)

(37/40?)

anonymous asked:

Glad you guys had a fun time on your picnic. -Glitchy anon

tom is twitching expectantly. two more asks.

(38/40?)

anonymous asked:

Someone's excited.

if tom could talk he would say “no duh!”

(39/40?)

you- YOURE SO SOFT ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ - shy anon

tom appriciates the compliment and the ask.

*poof*

and you’re petting his head…

…

and he’s gone…

(40/40) (M!A 1 end)

endragoneel asked:

you okay tom?

Tom: FUCK YES I AM! I HAVE THUMBS!

spooncryptid asked:

It’s pretty!

Tord: … is that all you’re gonna say?

anonymous asked:

lmao that was fun while it lasted ~

Tom: SHUT UP I HATE YOU!

spooncryptid asked:

Im a cat!!! Im a cat I’m a cat!! //runs and jumps around the room happily//

Tord: and there’s the reaction i expected!

endragoneel asked:

NICE!!

Tom: YESSSS!

anonymous asked:

lmao what if i m!a-ed tord into a cat for uh... 5 asks. only five lmao just to play with spoon

… he’ll hate you as much as tom does… it is done.

spooncryptid asked:

//stops before running over and rubbing face into Tords leg// thank you! Thank you!!!

tord is chuckling.

*poof*

….

the only way to describe the sound he just made is a yowl.

(1/5)

endragoneel asked:

i image it’s really rad to be able to talk again~ (although i kinda wish i had that ability to shapeshift too~...)

Tom: yes it is!

anonymous asked:

OH NO another one (＞人＜;) do m!a’s hurt? are you okay tord? - shy anon

… do you expect him to answer as a cat? if he could he’d tell you that no it does not hurt and that no he is not okay. tom is a shapeshifter! he’s used to this.

spooncryptid asked:

//runs and hides spooked by the transformation//

tord finds that unimpressive… yet oddly enticing.

(2/5)

spooncryptid asked:

//pokes head out// what happened?

Tord: *meow*

(Tord is very unhappy…)

(3/5)

spooncryptid asked:

//crawls back out up to Tord// cat?? //sniffs//

Tord bats at you. He does not like being sniffed.

(4/5)

endragoneel asked:

i- oh frick. uh... i don’t know much about cats.

Tom: why would you need to?

spooncryptid asked:

Mrow! //bats at Tord//

Tord did not appreciate that but the human part of his brain understands it.

*poof*

Tord is relieved.

(5/5) (M!A 2 end)

endragoneel asked:

*points to tord* well... i guess it over now so that’s good!

tom left the room already. he’s in his work room now.

spooncryptid asked:

//runs and hides again//

Tord: i don’t think it’s gonna happen again. you can come out.

anonymous asked:

How cute was Tord as a cat? I missed it. -Glitchy anon

this should answer your question.

~~~

spooncryptid asked:

//pokes head out// cat??

Tord: i was the cat… now i’m not… it is so strange to go from two legs to four…

spooncryptid asked:

//comes out// its a lot faster tho!!

Tord: maybe, if you know how to walk.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, I’m hungry, dyou have food??

Tord: cat food or people food?

spooncryptid asked:

Food food!! Tasty food!!!

you’re a cat, he doesn’t know what you find tasty. just pick something.

spooncryptid asked:

Meat!! Hungry!

Tord: … how about some bacon. i’ll get some for myself too.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooo!! Yummy!!!

Tord: yes very. can you keep up now?

spooncryptid asked:

Yea!!

Tord: good! follow me.

(2 asks until you get to the cafeteria)

spooncryptid asked:

Bacon bacon!!

tord agrees!

anonymous asked:

lmao he’s bother by the legs? i’m curious.... m!a tord to having spider legs for hm... 3 asks! so like, spider centaur lmao. he can still talk.

… come back and ask this tomorrow. we don’t need to spook spoon a third time tonight.

spooncryptid asked:

Im have all my legs legs leg leg!!

Tord: i’m glad you like your gift.

???: what would you like red leader?

Tord: just my normal dinner, extra bacon.

???: sir is the bacon for the cat?

Tord: yes why?

???: cat’s can’t eat red meat sir.

Tord: that would matter if this were a normal cat but as it is anything but i’m fairly certain it can eat bacon.

???: … yes sir. *gives him his dinner with extra bacon*

spooncryptid asked:

Bacon!!

???: OH MY!!!

Tord: i told you it wasn’t a normal cat. now come on crypt, we’ll eat this in prince’s office.

spooncryptid asked:

I want the bacon!

Tord: and you’ll get it. in just a second. prince! you in there!?

Matt: *through door* yeah! come on in!

spooncryptid asked:

Bacon time!!!

Tord: yes bacon time.

Matt: you’re sharing bacon!? That’s a new one!

spooncryptid asked:

Mattie!! I have all my legs!!! I'm a cat!!!!

Matt: yes you do! *picks you up and puts you on his lap* i’m happy for you. *pet*

Tord: *hands matt some bacon* i’m just glad it worked.

Matt: *holds bacon out for you* yup.

spooncryptid asked:

//eats the bacon and purrs//

Tord: glad to see you’re enjoying yourself.

Matt: awwww! cute!

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm, pets, pets are good

matt is happy to oblige.

spooncryptid asked:

I miss getting pets

matt is saddened. he pets you with enthusiasm.

spooncryptid asked:

You give good pets Mattie

Matt: thank you! tom thinks so too.

Tord: *SNORT*

spooncryptid asked:

Dyou give Tord pets too?

Matt: …

Tord: what’s with that face?

Matt: *zips his lips*

spooncryptid asked:

Dyou get pets Matt?

Matt: i get brushies!

Tord: we go over him with a tooth brush some times. i don’t know why he enjoys it.

Matt: *happy bat noise*

spooncryptid asked:

A toothbrush? That's weird

it is actually a thing. it’s how they groom baby bats in captivity.

spooncryptid asked:

//rolls on back// do pau and pat get pets?

Matt: your tummy is so soft!

Tord: that would depend on if they want pets.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, imma big chubby cat

Tord: if you keep eating like this you most certainly will be.

Matt: did you tell it about its surprise?

Tord: oh my god i forgot! and you remembered! good job matt!

Matt: *really happy bat noise*

spooncryptid asked:

Surprise?

Tord: take a closer look at your paws.

spooncryptid asked:

My paws?

Tord: just don’t rip up the curtains.

Matt: when i press on the toe beans out pop the…

spooncryptid asked:

CLAWS!!

Tord: you’re welcome.

Matt: i got you a scratching post. it’s in tord’s room.

spooncryptid asked:

I HAVE CLAWS I HAVE SCRATCHIES!!!

Tord: just pay attention to where you’re scratching and i won’t have to get claw caps.