#hashimada memes

[thatsprettylane]

Hashimada + Assorted Text Posts (Part 4)

[moon-trees]

[fire-eyed-raven]

I did a thing

Original meme under the cut⬇️

[cheekyvix3n]

AT WAR WITH BESTIE😻💅🎊‼️

THEYRE GONNA FIGHT AFTER THIS😈😈

The “fight”:

[susanoois]

hashirama you are so real jshsjjs

[baobeikvn]

hashirama solo tours (& his number 1 fan)

[masasiblingnaruto]

Some meme

[shirii]

you hashima-tter 2 me valentine 💘

[domoz]

could i ask some more info on unnamed n.6 : 3 fascinating situation...

Consider, if you will, an AU where more Uchiha (that is, Hikaku) remained loyal after Izuna died. Less of them defect to the Senju, but all that means is that the time it takes for the Senju to properly win the war stretches out to a miserable extra year or two. By the time of the final battle the Madara is so worn down that he doesn't demand Hashirama kill himself or his brother, he only tries to taunt Hashirama into finally killing him. Hashirama obviously doesn't want to do this, but there are only so many ways he can justify keeping the head of the clan he's just brought to total defeat around and treated well. Keeping him as a concubine neatly shows off just how powerful the Senju are and allows him to try and continue to bring Madara around! As you may expect, he begins to make a lot of very unwise decisions in order to keep Madara happy with him. Tobirama is initially very unhappy with this (If Hashirama isn't capable of killing Madara he can do it just fine), they argue about it, he finds himself exceptionally weak to his brother being genuinely upset with him and so he gives in and not only accepts Madara being his brother's concubine, but takes one of his own to make up for it through his support. He's already killed Izuna, he doesn't have a strong attachment to any other Uchiha, so he picks the one that seems to have taken up the roll of leadership with Madara gone. He doesn't have any particular interest in actually having a concubine, but Hikaku is interested in leveraging his new position as much as he can. ...Anyways, ask meme:

Hikaku can't imagine how civilians willingly put up with this; before now he'd hardly ever given thought to just how heavy this many layers of silk could be. He could hardly run in this, much less defend himself. Which, he is well aware, is the point. He wonders, vaguely, if he hasn't developed some kind of chronic illness that might eventually kill him. The persistent nausea that has been plaguing him for months has surged to a new uncomfortable height since Tobirama Senju sealed him into this room, and his hands have never been so unsteady.

Ask Meme/WIP List

[peppermint--cat]

Hashimada Meme of the day. Ever since I heard that Song I wanted to make this!

[ladysatoru]

hashirama used his people’s tax money to build cunty aesthetic statues of him and his lover and you settle for people who leave you on read

[thatsprettylane]

Hashimada + Assorted Text Posts

Bonus:

[doeinstinct]

hashimada...

[fire-eyed-raven]

Same meme again 🫣

Modern AU

Original meme under the cut⬇️

[asumiverde]

these stupid old men should fuck!

no more war! only gay patty cake!

[mariegocf]