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#1 - november 22nd, 2019

cooper warped to north america, while in a call with josh. josh (aka Prussia/GermanEmpire) allied with him.

michael immediately offered to help cooper learn how to use the faction commands because he’s a goddamn sweetheart. 

cooper called his faction ‘SouthernCalifornia’, but renamed to ‘SanDiego’.

michael, james and cooper got DANGEROUSLY close to recreating the hey wilbur copypasta at multiple points (clip of the following transcript here)

james: i miss talking to mikey.  cooper: talk to him then.  james: but not you guys, nah im jo- i miss talking to yall. cooper: mikey’s always on at weird times. drunk. james: i’m gonna give mikey a kiss. michael: cooper i miss talking to you man [unintelligible, since cooper starting making a weird fucking noise] cooper: love you, hammy. michael: [unintelligible] yknow, we used to be such good friends.

for comparison: hey wilbur. im sorry i got so distant. im sorry i pushed you away. ive never been good at telling people what i want. i hope youre okay. i miss you. - schlatt.

cooper, charlie and josh then joined a call together. this was the beginning of chaos.

josh began to babyrage over burren and krinios leaving his faction - which you can read more about here.

cooper started building a town hall, and he and charlies antics caused josh to end his 5 hour stream out of exhaustion.

charlie: is nick still on? cooper: you gonna commit a war crime against nick? charlie: nick is the person who LEAST deserves a war crime committed against him. cooper: are you kidding?

cooper, charlie and josh all monkaS’ed about the possibility of techno killing them.

cooper predicted that charlie would take over france and lo and behold, charlie ended up claiming france.

cooper and charlie realised how bad an idea having streamers playing on a map of the world was, after cooper made a joke about charlie splitting germany in two, this was a reoccurring realisation as charlie learned he couldnt ally with altrive (japan).

cooper: no, some youtooz look pretty good. especially one thats coming out sometime soon. winky winky. (charlie, travis and ted are all getting youtooz soon so he could be talking about them OR he could be hinting at getting his own)

carson apparently has a pokimane shirt that includes her face and her name (with flowers on it!).

cooper found a singular diamond. sad pog

also they started having an argument about the movie surfs up? i zoned out halfway through and tuned back in to hear ‘chicken joe shredded dude’ and then i zoned out again because my braincells couldnt comprehend it

go check out this post - it covers charlies stream. charlie, cooper and josh were in the same call for the majority of the time, and cooper was kinda just vibing while shit went down.

tl;dr - cooper spawned in north america and built a town hall for SanDiego while charlie drained josh of his will to live.