Everyone in the Stardew Valley fandom: *Ragging on Elliott because ???*
Me: *Bumrushing Elliott's heart events to marry him because I dig a soft, beefy boy who writes odes to his spouse after 50 years of being together the same way he did after their first date*
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Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey
Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!
Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”
(They kiss)
Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?
Farmer: Was I not supposed to?
Harvey: Oh honey :|
Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D
Harvey: :/
Farmer: :D
Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)
Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?
Farmer: Please save me from myself :D
(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)
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Imagine being a middle-aged doctor in a small town with little to no romance prospects and suddenly a new farmer moves in, bringing coffee to you twice a week and talks to you everyday, and you’re building up the courage to ask them to Flower Dance—
And they dance with the town drunk
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im breaking the unmodded grindset on my 1.6 stardew save bc i truly cannot take another second of harveys vanilla looping high heart dialogue. old man if you tell me one more time to imagine having a patients life completely in my hands im going to transform into a discord mod with a picrew icon and kick you for traumadumping in #general
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heyyy (with the intention of charging you every time you die in the mines even though we are married)
posted this to the wrong blog earlier soz i was tired
ref image under the cut
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WHEN MIKE LOSES THE MOCK TRIAL 😭😭😭😭 AND MEETS EYES WITH HARVEY AFTER JESSICA CALLS HIM NAIVE AND SOFT 😭😭😭😭 HE KNOWS HE DISAPPOINTED HARVEY 😭😭😭😭😭 WHEN HE JUST WANTED TO LIVE UP TO HARVEYS MOCK TRIAL DEBUT AS HIS ASSOCIATE 😭😭😭😭
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