#harumi claims she got all the good genes from her and she’s right

[oneokkombat]

I like to think if when satoshi grows up he gains a very androgynous appearance, basically he’s the “your son looks like a girl!” Meme lol

It lands him in dreadful situations such as men trying to hit on him, which wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t getting the most outrageous cat calls from said men all. the. time.

Like seriously what happened to hello? How is your day?

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Giant vampire lady au

Harumi trying to become a vampire is just funny

Because Misako and by extension her family are picky about turning people

Especially foreign powers that could threaten their rule over the region

Harumi could go the route of an arranged marriage though to try and get turned

Convince her new parents that she’s doing it for the good of the nation

Bring some of the FSM’s blood into the dynasty and have a chance to claim the right to rule through divine/demonic right

And make an alliance with the bloodsucking horror’s who’s rather large nation borders their own

The extended Montgomery-Garmadon clan laughs at the offer and eats one of the messengers the royal family sends.

Misako sends the other messenger back alive and traumatized with her answer.

It’s what they deserve for interrupting a family dinner

Misako: Why would I allow my son to be betrothed to such an inferior bloodline? Especially only one who’s become royalty in the last two centuries and seem to think I haven’t forgotten their attempted once a generation slaying.

Kai: But I’m a commoner. They certainly seem more qualified to marry into the family than me.

Misako: A commoner? Don’t make me laugh Kai. You’re an elemental master your father’s bloodline’s control of the element of fire given to you by the FSM and mother’s control of the element of water goes back a hundred generations.

Skylor: You’re more of a royal and far above those dreadful idiots playing empress and emperor. Besides mother’s right there’s something off about this offer. After all I got to marry for love and Lloyd should be capable of doing so as well.

Garmadon: (mutters) More like forced kidnapping.

Misako: What was that darling?

Garmadon: Nothing honey. I just think Lloyd’s too young for such agreements and should marry for love like we did.

The marriage contract is a no go

So Harumi in her genius when she’s older decides to negotiate the terms herself or gain an apprenticeship to the immortal witch.

Around the same age the sons of Garmadon season happens

Misako has turned those who have studied under or gained her favor before

Harumi manages to make it to the village outskirts but gets caught early on by Brad and Gene.

Brad and Gene oversee the vineyard’s daytime operations

She got hooked by their sickles and dragged to Misako’ study.

Garmadon was there to calm Misako’s temper. But he still doesn’t trust Harumi.

Harumi should be careful her royal status can only protect her from the Montgomery-Garmadon’s wrath for so long.

honestly I think you guys have always been more creative with this AU than I have.

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