#harrysddtittys

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

We all know how dramatic 70’s Harry is and he turns 30 today 🤭

Y/n wakes him up with a birthday blowjob, and he’s all relaxed and happy, kissing her after and cuddling into her until she finally gets a moment to really wish him a happy birthday, to wrap her arms around her husband, give him a kiss and say “happy 30th birthday baby”

And that’s what send him into a spiral

“What? What? Happy what?” He’s shooting out of bed and pushing his hands through his hair

“What’s wrong, H? You were fine five seconds ago.”

“Oh my god I’m thirty! I’m an adult and I have responsibilities!”

“You’ve been an adult! You’ve have responsibilities. Hell, you have children!”

“But I’m fucking thirty, lovebird. You don’t get it. I’m fucking wasting away”

And he spends the rest of the day groaning like he has a fever or something

And once y/n gets him to put on an actual outfit because friends are coming over he takes it so slow and doesn’t even care that people are showing up while he’s in the back in only a shirt and his briefs, smoking a joint

It’s his house so he can do whatever he wants, and he’s having a hard day

“Come on, perk up. I planned this whole party for you.”

“I’m fucking thirty years old, firefly.” He ashes his joint “I’ll never be in my twenties again. I can’t party, I can’t do anything, I just have to work.”

“You’re so dramatic. Shut up and stop being bitter”

And he sit and sulks the rest on the day until night when he drags himself to the bedroom only to find his wife in some pretty lingerie 🤭 which end up being his favorite gift

Thank you to my bestest friend @harrysddtittys for reminding me that today is 70’s Harry’s 30th birthday bc that man in the worlds most dramatic

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

Me with @straightontilmornin @harrysddtittys and @forharrywriters

do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment

[harrysddtittys]

Could you maybe write something where Harry is a single father to maybe a girl. And just write how he’d deal with her terrible twos. Like from morning to night or something like that? 🥺

wow i finally got a requestttt!!! here you go! I know nothing about young children, so i don’t even know if this is an accurate description of a 2 y/o lol. but i hope you like it <33

Warnings: fluffff, dadrry, most likely some typos :)

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“Oh my God, Lani.” Harry groaned, groggily, as he was pulled out of his sleep by his daughter sitting on his back and yelling “Daddy, wake up!” in an playful voice. As much as he tries to pretend to not to like being woken up so obnoxiously every morning, they both know he loves for the first thing he hears every day to be his little girl yelling in his ear.

He lays there for a couple more minutes, wanting to sleep for a little bit longer, but gives up when he realizes she’s not going to be quiet until he gets up. “Okay, okay. I’m awake. Calm down.”

When he says that, she immediately gets off his back so that he can sit up, sitting next to him. He looks over at her. She’s wearing a random shirt of her’s that she doesn’t really wear other than to sleep, and her pull-up that she wears to prevent wetting the bed at night, and she has a head full of curly, unruly hair. He just smiles, so in awe of the fact he helped create something so beautiful.

Fatherhood was by far the best thing that ever happened to Harry. The second he looked his little girl, Alani in the eyes, he instantly felt the connection. He loves her with his entire being. But she can definitely be a lot to handle

She turned two not even three months ago. Harry Honestly thought the “terrible two’s” stage was a myth. Boy, was he wrong. The tantrums hit like lightning. Not only is she in her terrible two’s, but she’s naturally very stubborn, and sassy. She definitely got that from him. He swears she’s a 13 year old in a 2 year olds body.

“G’morning, bug.” He says, sitting up slowly because of the stiff joints from not moving much all night. “Good morning, daddy!” She squeals excitedly. Once he’s fully sat up, Alani jumps on him, throwing her tiny arms around him, causing Harry to chuckle. She gets so excited when he wakes up for the day.

He wraps his arms around her and squeeze her lightly, but grunting as if he’s squeezing her as tight as he can, making her giggle. “Did you sleep good?” He questions, quietly. “Yeah.” She mumbles, feeling so content where she is, like in her dad’s arms is the best place in the world. “V’got some things to do today. Y’wanna go run some errands with daddy?” This causes her to pull away from him with with wide eyes, nodding eagerly. The biggest smile spreads across Harry’s features. “Yeah?” Which she responds to by nodding again.

“Then we gotta get ready, bub. Y’hungry?” He asks to which she responds with a simple “Yes.” “Alright let’s go eat.” When he says that, Alani gets down off the bed, before sprinting out of his room, and toward the kitchen full speed. “Stop running!” He slightly scolds, hearing her tiny feet padding down the hallway at a much slower speed than before.

He always gets so nervous when she’s running around, but especially when she’s running in the house. She’s so wild and crazy, yet so clumsy. Constantly falling, and running into things. She rarely actually gets hurt. Most of the time she moves on from it like nothing happened. But it scares the absolute shit out of Harry every time.

When he enters the kitchen, he sees Alani standing next to the counter. As soon as he’s in her line of vision she starts pointing to the box of cinnamon toast crunch. “Daddy, this?” with pleading eyes. Harry just laughs. He doesn’t let her eat those than often for breakfast, because of how sweet they are, choosing to fix something on the healthier side for them to eat instead. But today he figured it wouldn’t hurt to let her have a little bowl of it before the day starts.

He goes over to the little girl who is still aggressively pointing at the box of cereal, ending down to pick her up. “Alright, alright. Hold you’re horses, will you?” He coos softly. He gently sits her down on at the kitchen table before returning back over to the counter. He opens the cabinet, pulling out a small bowl. When he’s finished making her cereal, he grabs her one of her baby spoons before serving it to her. “Thank you!” she says loudly. “You’re welcome, princess.” he chuckles.

Harry doesn’t like cinnamon toast crunch, it’s way to sweet for him. He decides he’ll just pop a bagel in the toaster and call it a day.

* * *

Once they’ve finished breakfast, they got completely ready for the day, and we’re soon ready to head out. Harry turns around to look at his daughter. She’s dressed in a denim dress, with a white t-shirt underneath, and white tennis shoes. Her hair’s brushed up into two sleek pigtails, which he’d become a pro at over the past couple years. Harry decided on a white t-shirt with a gray pair of pants. “Y’ready t’go, love?” he asked, feeling around his pockets to make sure he had everything. “Mhm!”

once they’re out to the car, Harry straps Alani into her car seat in the back, peppering kisses all over her tiny face once she’s all buckled in. “Daddy!” She squeals. Giggling, he closes the door, and goes around to the drivers side, getting in and powering the car on. “Alright, let’s roll.” he sighs, turning around to back out of the driveway.

They needed to stop at the grocery store, just to stock up on some things they needed around the house. So that’s where they were headed to now.

“Daddy, look! Red!” Alani exclaimed, pointing at the red car that was next to them. “Yes, that is red, baby, good job!” Harry beams. “Y’so smart.”

They continue driving toward their local grocery. Harry looks into his rear view mirror to check in Alani, and catches her staring at him. She’s always staring at him. It seems to be her favorite thing to do. He pulls the silliest face he could think of, causing her to burst into laughter. Harry laughs right along with her. Her laugh is so contagious. “Do it again!” She giggles. Harry happily obliges, pulling the goofy face once more, causing her angelic little laugh to engulf his ears.

After a little while of driving, they finally reached their destination, pulling into the grocery store parking lot. Alani watches her dad get out of the car, patiently waiting for him to make his way around to her side to get her out of the car. Soon enough, he does, taking her out of her cars seat and carrying her on his hip as the go into the store.

* * *

“Daddy, Daddy! Can I have that?” Alani asks loudly, pointing to something. “Shhh, you have to use your inside voice, darling.” Harry reminds her gently. He looks over to where she was pointing and not to his surprise, he sees a doll on the shelf. He’s grown to hate telling her no, but they didn’t come for toys, and she has more than enough at home already. “No, my love. Not today.” Her face immediately dropped. “But… but please?” She whines, her lip quivering. Harry hates that she’s disappointed but he knows he can’t give in. “No, baby. You don’t have to cry. Just not today, okay?” he says gently.

That doesn’t help, considering her whimpers are quickly turning into loud wails, and he knows the meltdown is coming. “Lani, it’s okay. You have plenty of toys at home to play with.” he try’s to reason but it doesn’t stop the tears that are slowly rolling down her face, and the loud, attention drawing cries. People were starting to look, and Harry was starting to get frustrated, but she was only 2. He knew she was still learning how to deal with her emotions. But when your kid is having a complete meltdown, and screaming in the middle of a store over a doll, that’s definitely a bit annoying.

Harry leans down to be face to face with her in her, who’s seated in the cart. “Alani, I know you’re upset, but you’re not going to scream.” He says softly, but slightly sternly. She looks at her dad, still crying but visibly calming down. Harry waits for her whines to die down completely before asking her “Are we okay now? Can we keep shopping?” to which she responds to with a nod.

After picking up just a few more essentials, they’re in line, waiting to check out. Harry looks down at Alani, realizing she’s been pretty silent ever since she stopped crying. He sees her with the all too familiar scowl on her face, with a pout of her lips. “Why are you looking so evil, bub?” Harry asked, with a gentle shake of his head. She doesn’t respond, but she doesn’t need to because he already knows she’s mad at him for refusing to buy her a doll.

He just rolls his eyes and try’s not to laugh. She really is something else. But he knows that she’s genuinely mad at him and him not taking her seriously will set her off again.

Eventually, they make their way up to the front of the line to check out, and soon enough their heading back out to the car. Harry looks at her, as he’s loading all the groceries into the trunk of his car to see that she still has the same mean look on her face. “Y’gonna stay mad at daddy all day, huh?” He teases her solely for his own enjoyment, knowing she’s much to busy trying to have an attitude to laugh at anything he says. She nods silently, still refusing to speak to him. Harry can’t help but laugh at that, knowing that wasn’t true in the slightest. “Y’have to learn t’take ‘no’ for an answer, baby love.” He sighs.

When they’re in the car in the way home, Harry looks at her in the mirror, pulling some silly faces like he was doing earlier. She sees him, and while she was still trying to hold her angry face, he can see the smile tugging at her lips. He doesn’t stop until her scowl is completely replaced by a smile, her beautiful laugh ringing through his ears, making his heart flutter with joy.

“Ahhh, I thought you were mad!” Harry laughs, causing her to laugh along with him, knowing she failed her attempt at holding a grudge on him. “Are we gonna be friends again?” Harry asks jokingly. “Yeah, we’re friends again!” Alani states matter of factly, causing Harry to chuckle.

This child really was a little piece of work, but he loves her nonetheless.

“Good.”

[marvelous-harry]

LMAO WHY IS THAT PERSON ASKING THAT ON EVERY HARRY PAGE-

It’s secretly Harry going around checking if anyone smelled the big fart he did in public today. He’s insecure about his bottom burps. Bless

x

[virgorry]

ITS A BLUE OUTFIT WITH A SPARKLY SHIRT

OMG OKAY THANK YOU

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

Thank you for tagging meeee :)

Daydreaming - Harry styles

Right down the line - Sam Evian

That funny feeling - Bo Burnham 😞

Teenage dream - Katy Perry

Mean - Taylor swift

Chateau (Feel alright) - Djo

Turn off the music - Drew Monson

I can’t drive home - Drew Monson

I made my gf famous - Drew Monson

Karma - Taylor swift

Im gonna tagggg

@harrysddtittys @harryssweatcreaturee @harrys-flower @straightontilmornin

Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten track 🎶, then tag ten people!

Ooooo this is gonna be fun!!!

I was tagged by @strwbrrydaydreams

1. Seeing Blind- Niall Horan feat the RTE Concert Orchestra

2. You & I- One Direction

3. Fade- Lewis Capaldi

4. Flicker- Niall HorN feat the RTE Concert Orchestra

5. Our Song- Anne-Marie & Niall Horan

6. Illusion- One Direction

7. Canyon Moon- Harry Styles

8. Pointless- Lewis Capaldi

9. Steal My Girl- One Direction

10. Little Freak- Harry Styles

🫣🫣🫣🫣

I’m tagging these people but this is 100% not obligated! Just for fun!

@be-with-me-so-happily @kaminokatiee @swiftmendeshoran @fruitmans @erggggggggg

@harrysmimi @a-strange-familiar @violetsandfluff @missmielyhoran @watermelonlovershigh @mouthfulloftoothpasterry

[stylessupremacy]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! ♡

Thank you so much @harrysddtittys !! This means the world to me!! 🥺❤️

5 things I like about myself :

-my eyes

-my hair

-my smile

-my love for reading

-my taste in music

[baker-harry]

I’m glad you’re well! I’m doing pretty okay too. also 14, 19

Thank you ☺️ and that is great to hear!

14- the great British bake off

19- I don’t have any piercings but I have lots of tattoos :) too many to count!

X

[cow-boy-harry]

HIIII! my name is jada. how are u?

Hello!!! My name is Harry :) I’m well! What about you!

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

Hi! I totally agree with you and other anons about how disturbing stuff can be on here. Any recommendations of the well written stuff you’ve read? Would love to support those writers and accounts 🩷

HIIIIII

Ykw I love @/jawllines and @/moonchildstyles a lot but they are big blogs (absolutely no hate it’s just bc I was talking abt under rated blogs!!) so let me give you some others

@walkingintheheartbreaksatellite @sunflowervolvimp3 my bestie @harrysddtittys you can read my stuff if you want 😭 um, I used to read sm but now I’m drawing a blank @harryssweatcreaturee

@fullofstyles has GREATT recommendations!!

If you like stranger things I absolutely love @luveline

@mustachrryluvr has a fairy Harry coming if you like that!

HOPEFULLY I CAN THINK OF MORE SOON!!

that’s all I’ve got right now

[tinyhrry]

HARRY STYLES MASTERLIST PT. 1

ANGST.

Bad Argument (@lollypopsx)

Birthday Dinner (@tobesolonely)

Leaving Flowers at their Grave (@finelinevogue)

Ex-Boyfriend Harry things (@lollypopsx)

Daffodils (@astranva)

Love me, Please? (@finelinevogue)

"Harry, you're no good alone" (@harrysgoldrush)

Falling (@harryxmac)

"I didn't mean to yell at you, baby" (@jarofstyles)

Matilda (@fictionalwh0ree)

Too Late? (@guccixstyless)

The one where He cheated part 2 (@harryssweatcreaturee)

The crumpled Range Rover (@oneshots4u)

One Sweet Day (@dilfhar0ldstyles)

Wilted (@dilfhar0ldstyles)

Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. (@peterfriggingpan)

Magic Touch (@gojosgigi)

So much. Too much (@stylesmygucci)

Always, my love. (@harrysmimi)

Terminally ill (@harrysddtittys)

Drivers license (@imaginesbymonika)

Tiny Steps (@shroombloomm)

Why did you leave me? (@knowiloveyoubabe)

Walk Away (@hotmessharry)

In Sickness and In Health (@theselittlethingsmatter)

Drivers License (@chericlo)

Bad mothers raise sad children part 2 (@meet-me-in-the-kitchen)



FLUFF.

"Wear something noticeable" part 2 (@unabashegirl)

Christmas (@muskaansehdev16)

"My Head is spinning over you" (@unabashegirl)

No Kisses? (@mouthfulloftoothpasterry)

Facial Hair (@stylesmessiah)

Vogue Secrets (@finerllines)

The Fish Song (@harryhoney-bee)

Girls Night (@hes-writer)

"My name is not Harry!" (@and-im-okay-with-it)

In Sickness and In Health (@lollypopsx)

No Way Home (@finelinevogue)

Boyfriend Tag (@tobesolonely)

Lights, camera, action! (@astranva)

73 Questions (@lovecanyon)

Beauty Secrets (@ceriseharry)

24 Hours with Harry Styles (@finelinevogue)

Easter Egg Hunt (@swiftmendeshoran)

Texting his daughter (@lollypopsx)

Taking care of a sick Y/N (@missluckycharms)

Frat Baby (@missluckycharms)

Look how far we've come (@marmixedwithabitofintellect)

Crushing (@watchmegetobsessed)

Not her first kiss (@satanhalsey)

Dada or Mama (@shroombloomm)

Loverboy (@missluckycharms)

SMUT.

Flustered (@shroombloomm)

Thigh Riding

Fuck Machine

Hump a pillow

Dry Humping

Caught by his Wife (@cruelsummerhrry)

SERIES.

My Shy Little Boy (@all-my-love-for-harry)

Since Forever (@satanhalsey)

Model!YN & CEO!Harry (@and-im-okay-with-it)

Backstage Girlfriend (@astranva)

Love Island (@finelinevogue)

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

Thank you sm for tagging meeee :p

Favorite song lyric- “you showed me a power that is strong enough to bring sun to the darkest days” I’m getting a tattoo for those lyrics like ugh I tear up even reading those lyrics

The comfort interview/song/ video- either of the Zane Lowe interviews they are just so him

An outfit that lives rent free- the leather suit he wore to the Grammys 😩

Favorite album closer- fine line

Favorite unreleased song- either baby honey or medicine

A song that’s grown on you- idk? Idk maybe from the dining table just bc I don’t listen to sad songs that often

Hs4 before a one direction reunion unless a one direction reunion is small how I think it would be, not like them touring or anythin

I’m gonna tag @harrysddtittys @harryssweatcreaturee @straightontilmornin @harrys-flower

I’ve seen a few of these floating around lately, but have yet to see a Harry one. If Harrie tags already do exist, don’t @ me because nobody informed me 😩

Tag some of your favorite harries and reblog with your answers!! 🌼

Your favorite song lyric

The comfort interview/song/video(s) you come back to repeatedly

An outfit/look that lives rent-free in your head

Your favorite album closer

Your favorite unreleased song

A song of his that’s grown on you

Wyr have a One Direction reunion or hs4? 👀 👀

I’m tagging… @babyiamperfectforyou @erggggggggg @shroombloomm @swiftmendeshoran @walkingintheheartbreaksatellite @fruitmans

[harryssweatcreaturee]

Sneak Peak of Detective!Harry

you guysss... read this and tell me if you’re interested for me to keep going... IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG BUT IDK HOW IM FEELING. yes, this is super short and suggests nothing but does it sound like something we want???!?!?!? (obviously they will get together at some point) i want honest feedback!!

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“Detective Styles, it’s only for two months. You’ve done missions longer than that with worse people. You’ll be fine.”

Harry scoffed and shook his head, “It’s not about the people you’re putting me with, it’s about the mission itself. Give it to detective Turner. He usually does stupid ones like this one.”

The man stood up from his chair, a more assertive and sterner look on his face, hands on his desk with his eyes staring deep into Harry’s soul.

“I asked you to do this because I only want the best on this case. It’s not a stupid one, Styles. It’s a very serious one, at that. Get your head out of your ass, take the file with you, and get the hell out of my office.”

His senior investigator was right. To keep it modest and simple, Harry was the best the whole precinct could offer. He was sharp, smart, quick on his feet, observant, and intuitive. When it came to needing the best, Harry was present. Hell, other precincts would call for him when it came to the harder cases.

It just seemed like following a woman around for two months was stupid and a waste of time. He barely knew much about the case because he couldn’t bother to go over the file when it was dropped off at his desk.

Harry huffed, grabbing the file from Truman’s desk and walked out towards his office. “Fuckin’ hell.” He muttered under his breath as he shut his door and sat on his chair, feet propped up on his desk crossed at the ankles. He opened the file, eyes skimming over the first page which was a description of the woman and her weekly schedule. How fun.

His partner walked into his office, not bothering to knock. He sat parallel to Harry, arms crossed as his eyes set on the front page of the file. “’Course they gave you (Y/L/N)’s case.”

Harry looked up with his eyebrows furrowed. What does he mean by that?

“What do you know about this case, Turner?”

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[marvelous-harry]

sheesh… this anon feature has people getting a little bold 💀

There's always someone who has to ruin it for everyone by being a dick! I love your username btw. Amazing.

x

[eeerialc]

omg AHAHA i was literally so high that night and felt bold enough to to actually talk to pple haha, im srry lmao

ugh ily

umm i have absolutely no idea when this was or what we might’ve been talking abt but ilyt 🤷🏽‍♀️😭

[70s--harry]

Umm Harry… I think you hurt @harrysddtittys feelings 😬😂

That sucks