#harkdal?

[thesebitchesrgay]

rio "im the only one allowed to hurt agatha" vidal being so down bad for her ex gf... defending her killing a coven bc they had it coming... being down to slit her throat but adamantly refusing to leave her behind with her bitch of a mother... the way she yelled her name when she disappeared... how fucking protective she got when the others were down to ditch her.... agatha harkness the woman that you are

[not-lame-llama]

what is up with “agathario” being the ship name btw? it’s literally just their full names????

I personally vote to change it to “witchkiller” or “violetend” or something 💜🪄

[hopelessfandomfreak]

ok tumblr what are we feeling for an agatha/rio ship name?? agario? harkdal? riotha?

[thelilreddragon]

Reblogging bc I desperately need to know how we’re tagging them

agatha x rio ship name pitches GO

[thesillydoll]

So... You're ex's right??? RAGATHA OR AGATHIO? HARKDAL OR VIKNESS? and why VIKNESS?

[thesebitchesrgay]

"i ought to have killed you the moment you left my body"

the way rio looks away so upset, not just angry but genuinely upset, god how many times do you think she listened to agatha lament over her mother seeing her as an evil thing?

how much do you think rio saw the toll it took on the woman she loved, to be seen as a wretched thing but her own mother, to be seen as a wretched thing (death) by all of humanity itself.

the way she looks away, like she's heard it before, like she's dealt with it a million times??

[thesebitchesrgay]

rio: you're the most insufferable woman i've ever had the displeasure of knowing. you avoided me for centuries and then when you finally DID kiss me you made it the final one!

rio: you've somehow managed to annoy me even in death, which was supposed to be the one thing that i have full control over.

ghost!agatha: 🤪

rio:

rio: kiss me again you GHOUL

[thesebitchesrgay]

ok but au where

lilia: may she be strong and wise, and the best at her craft. agatha: may be she smart, and not annoying. and also not, super political jen: may she be pleasant looking alice: can she bring some advil? meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse lena: thanks for bringing me some advil, i was up all night mastering these spells kara: no problem, i love you lena: i love you t- (gets sucked into a portal and spat out onto the witches road) lena: lena: what the FUCK just happened jen: oh, thank god, she's hot

[thesebitchesrgay]

"but why was she trying to kill her in the first epi-" they're LESBIANS harold, thats how they FLIRT

[thesebitchesrgay]

fucking hell i couldnt stop thinking about how rio was the one to reach out and i mean physically reach out and hold agatha so now this fic exists fuck off its 3am and i need to sleep

[thesebitchesrgay]

rio being a petty ex wife as always

[thesebitchesrgay]

alternate dialogue for ep4 agatha: JEN you're on bass get your ass OUT of that fucking circle rio: uh what do you want me to play? agatha: bitch, the only thing you play is people

[vampiremotif]

the other one isnt circulating enough since its a reblog

lesbians please HOW do we tag agatha x rio 🙏

[thesebitchesrgay]

I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THE HEXENBRESEN RITUAL AND NOW IT'S YOUR PROBLEM TOO

fucking hell i couldnt stop thinking about how rio was the one to reach out and i mean physically reach out and hold agatha so now this fic exists fuck off its 3am and i need to sleep

[vampiremotif]

courtesy of @hopelessfandomfreak & @thelilreddragon

agatha x rio ship name pitches GO