#hard-as-diamond disco ball vampires

[justaravingwritingdesk]

remember that one scene in the saga where Edward tells Bella that her werewolf friends aren't really werewolves because they didn't transform because of the full moon like actual werewolves even if they are humans who do actually turn into wolves because of genetic reasons?

yeah, well, imagine the situation in reverse where someone tells Edward that he's not really a vampire cuz he's a harder-than-diamond disco ball who doesn't burn in the sun even if he does actually drink and thirst after blood.

[blackandblue13]

things william schuester should have been arrested for (season one):

01.01 - pilot

existing 

teaching spanish

taking over glee club 

not wearing a shirt 

putting mayo on terri’s sandwich 

framing finn for having weed and then blackmailing him into joining glee club

“accounting is sexy”

01.02 - showmance 

getting a license plate that says “glee”

thinking that “freak out” is a good song for glee club 

rapping

making emma so sad that she locked herself in her car to cry while listening to sad music in the pouring rain 

“everyone loves disco”

being shirtless again 

trying to “cure” emma of her ocd

apparently not knowing how to count to ten bc that was Not ten seconds

giving rachel’s “don’t stop believin” solo to quinn 

01.03 - acafellas

being a bad choreographer

thinking that starting a hip-hop a cappella group in his living room is a good idea 

being shirtless again? 

abandoning glee club for acafellas 

rapping again

not tying his bowtie 

01.04 - preggers

breathing

not understanding birth

not being tough 

intruding on ken and emma during lunch 

saying that he’s one of rachel’s only fans

tried to teach football players how to dance

01.05 - the rhodes not taken

telling emma about quinn’s pregnancy without asking finn beforehand

bringing back april rhodes 

01.06 - vitamin d

doing whatever fucking thing that was with his tongue 

guys vs. gals competition (sexism) 

tossing a baseball between his hands? 

“celebrity judge”

stressing out sue 

designating emma as the “celebrity judge”

having to go to the bathroom while ken proposed to emma 

that Look he gave emma towards the end of the episode? yeah i don’t like it 

01.07 - throwdown

looking like a crazy person 

that vein on his neck 

punching sue on the arm 

threatened to destroy sue

has curly hair (makes it hard for sue to trust him)

bad at teaching spanish 

touched sue on the arm even after she threatened a lawsuit 

licking his lips 

trying to dance

was mean to sue (even tho she was mean to him too)

“because you’re all minorities. you are in the glee club”

01.08 - mash-up 

“bust a move” is one of his favorite songs 

unbuttoned his shirt in a public high school (he had a t-shirt on underneath but it was still gross) 

more rapping 

sang sex lines that seemed to be directed towards the cheerios 

danced? 

annoyed kurt with his dancing 

wearing sunglasses indoors 

he put the shirt back on but he didn’t button it up and his t-shirt underneath is a v-neck and i can see his chest hair that’s disgusting 

is he rapping again? twice in one episode?? 

he cannot dance and yet he is “dancing” around emma and he’s singing ken’s favorite song this is completely inappropriate 

tripped on emma’s wedding dress train when he was trying to dance 

danced in the middle of a wedding dress store 

smiled at emma 

01.09 - wheels 

bad at spying 

01.10 - ballad 

sang “endless love” with rachel 

caused suzy pepper to eat a really hot pepper and burn a hole in her esophagus and enter a 3-day medically-induced coma 

01.11 - hairography 

drinking milk 

wrong about sue’s interest in glee club 

“here’s the problem with sue sylvester” wrong, there is no problem 

step ball change 

he gave rachel a Look during the jane addams school’s performance of “bootylicious” 

tried to be intimate with his wife

hairography 

01.12 - mattress 

blocked terri from seeing the tv 

was out of line with emma 

the entire interaction with terri scares me every time. it wasn’t a healthy relationship for either of them, but he was still way too aggressive when he confronted terri

used a mattress (although he didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to use it)

used the phrase “gussied up” 

01.13 - sectionals

talked over emma

01.14 - hell-o

mentioned alexander graham bell (who was, in fact, a bitch)

looking at emma like that (omfg gross)

“i could just lean over and kiss you if i want to. and i want to” shut the fuck up 

sang over neil diamond

cheated on emma with shelby

associated the same song (”hello” by neil diamond) with two different gals (terri and emma) 

made emma cry again (count: 2)

01.15 - the power of madonna 

being a man 

stole madonna from sue 

had too much margarine in his hair 

insulted sue 

wore a v-neck

01.16 - home 

wore another v-neck (gross) 

01.17 - bad reputation 

his shirt too many unbuttoned buttons 

“performed” “ice ice baby” (if you would call that a performance) 

he rapped, he danced, he got the rest of the glee club to do the “ice ice baby” backup and they danced with him. these poor students. they don’t deserve this. 

is a slut 

isn’t good enough for emma

man-whore 

thought he could make it up to emma with flowers and a sad apology well sucks for you william but she’s too good for you 

01.19 - dream on 

too much unbuttoned 

sang aerosmith for a “les miz” audition 

audition outfit straight out of a 90′s boyband 

got the lead in “les miz” 

insulted bryan ryan and made him want to punch will in the face 

01.20 - theatricality 

doesn’t think vampires are real 

made out with rachel’s mom (not in this episode, but i knew he was thinking about it when mercedes told the new directions about shelby) 

too much unbuttoned 

he mimed the string instruments when the boys were singing “beth”

didn’t have an actual lesson in mind 

touched tina’s shoulder yuck

slow clap

01.21 - funk

broke sue’s trophy 

the way he looked at terri during the whole divorce-signing scene? disgusting 

creeped santana out 

suggested that the new directions prank vocal adrenaline in retaliation 

then called it a “harmless prank” when puck and finn slashed the range rover tires of vocal adrenaline 

“we are gonna get funked up”

“~funky town~”

zoned out when rachel was talking about jessie breaking her heart 

hitting on sue

wasted two minutes of sue’s time 

will: you ain’t got / me: *mutes the volume*

this entire number jesus fucking christ i can’t look at the screen i can’t go into detail or else i’ll be scarred for life 

why is he seducing sue 

he took his jacket off put that thing back on this instant william 

not another v-neck

he enunciated way too much and got way too close to sue’s face

made sue think she had romantic feelings for him

got sue flowers and appletini carbogel things

said he and sue had chemistry

“the only thing i want is sue” 

touched sue’s hair 

asked her out to dinner 

“you know what wednesday is right? hump day” 

that fucking look yuck 

led her on and stood her up

another unnecessary v-neck

caused sue to pull out of nationals 

went to sue’s house 

wouldn’t let the glee guys beat up jessie and the rest of vocal adrenaline 

touched rachel’s phone (babe you gotta boil that) 

he only has two buttons on his shirt and both of them are undone 

licked his lips 

almost kissed sue 

his breath stinks of mediocrity 

01.22 - journey to regionals 

his hair looks like a briar patch 

invited the new directions to his house? is that legal??

stopped his car in the middle of the road 

and cried 

said that glee club sucked (nine months ago) (when there were only five of them)

got emo

almost became an accountant 

~journey medley~

made fun of finn’s dancing

his offstage dancing sucks

kissed emma 

made sue sad 

hugged rachel 

touched her shoulders 

played the ukulele 

way too much unbuttoned. you’re in a school, william

[lady-divine-writes]

Klaine one-shot - “Diamond Bomb” (Rated PG)

Summary: Rihanna's Fenty Diamond Bomb All-Over Diamond Veil is Blaine's secret weapon ... but for what?

Notes:

I wrote this for the Klaine Advent Challenge 2019, but for the life of me I can't remember for which prompt, so I'm not labeling it. Also, this is based off a post I saw, but I can't find that either. Just know that the original idea wasn't entirely mine. Also, again, the summary sucks, but life is rough, and summaries are hard xD

Read on AO3.

“Is that … Fenty Diamond Bomb?”

Kurt and Blaine stop walking when they hear that question because they know it’s directed at them. It’s not the first time a stranger on the street has asked Blaine to confirm the source of his supernatural highlight. It happens at least twice a day, more when they hit the clubs.

Underneath strobing lights, Blaine’s skin throws off sparkle like a disco ball.

“Yes, it is.” Blaine grins, moving his head from side to side so the three women gawking can see his skin shimmer in the champagne glow of sunset.

“That is so cool!”

“Good on you for rocking the Diamond Bomb!”

“You know, some people might say you were a little heavy-handed with the application, but who cares? I personally love the stuff!”

“Thank you,” Kurt interjects, seeing as he’s been entirely lost in this conversation. That used to bother him, but now he just finds it amusing. “So do we.”

“You should post a pic on Instagram!”

“Yeah! And tag Rihanna! Maybe she’ll share it!”

“She should make you the face of that stuff!”

“That’s very kind of you,” Blaine says, putting out an arm for Kurt to take and backing slowly away, “but I’m fine just being a fan.”

They wave goodbye to the three women, who hurry off in the opposite direction, still gushing about the beauty of Blaine’s skin. Blaine pulls Kurt close, and Kurt squeezes Blaine’s arm. He rests his temple against Blaine’s head, watching as a spray of tiny, crystal sprinkles dance across the lapel of his suit when they round the corner, stepping directly into what’s left of the sunlight.

“You know, I’m not really a highlighter guy myself, but Rihanna coming out with hers has been a blessing.”

“Yeah.” Blaine chuckles. “It’s never been easier for me to go out during the day. No attracting attention this way.”

“Well, not the unwanted type.” Kurt glances over his shoulder to check if anyone else intends on stopping them. “I’m just disturbed that Stephenie Meyer got it right. Vampires do sparkle.”

“Don’t give her credit for that,” Blaine growls. “I’ve been around for thousands of years. It’s widely recognized in the vampire community that that was a lucky guess.”

[rizukinocte]

science side please explain why vampire in twilight series become sparkling disco-ball when exposed to the sun

and it is said their body is as hard as diamond--- are their body become a giant walking diamond rock?? HOW

(how big is my chance to hacked their body into tiny little beads and sell them underground? how many little beads one body is?)

[melt-your-headache-call-it-home]

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself, and at the end, chose 25 people to tag

i was tagged by @goldun-days thank you bby<3

LAST:

1.) drink: Tropicana smooth orange juice

2.) phone call: Arran

3.) text messages: Arran as well lmao

4.) song you listened to: State of Dreaming by Marina And The Diamonds

5.) time you cried: last week 

HAVE YOU EVER

6.) dated someone twice: Yeah when i was like 14/15 mainly cause Tom was nice and i got guilted by my friends into it. It was chill tho only for 3 months the first time and a week the second lol It’s chill we bros now lmao

7.) been cheated on: Most probably, i mean all the signs were there but they werent gonna admit it so they blanked it instead (i used to date proper cunts)

8.) kissed someone and regretted it: Ermm yeah mainly cause it’d be truth or dare and they’d be sloppy lmao

9.) lost someone special: Noooope and i dont ever want to thanks

10.) been depressed: ooooo bby idk...yeah 24/7

11.) gotten drunk and thrown up: Yeah and its like either weirdly relieving or im screeching like pterodactyl and crying 

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12.) Blue

13.) Pastel black 

14.) Blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15.) made new friends: yeah i have!!!

16.) fallen out of love: nah boi still love my guy arran, my dude

17.) laughed until you cried: Erm ive laughed so hard my eyes water and i cant breath but not like full cry

18.) found out someone was talking about you: ooooooo bish u better believe it and i may have made one passive aggressive tweet and then fazed them out of my life lmao

19.) met someone who changed you: Erm yeah i guess so

20.) found out who your true friends are: Yeah pretty much but i hope to make more in September as well

21.) kissed someone on your Facebook list: My dude ive kissed quite a few people on my fb list, mostly truth or dare tho

22.) how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Almost all of them except like a few 

23.) do you have any pets: I have a pure white cat named Gandalf

24.) do you want to change your name: nah ive made my peace with it

25.) what did you do for your last birthday: i was twenty and with Arran we went round london, had a fancy tea, went back and opened my presents then had dinner, it was pretty chill.

26.) what time did you wake up: 12:05pm

27.) what were you doing at midnight last night: Watching youtube stuff with Arran

28.) name something you cannot wait for: To move to uni and start my degree and feel like i have a purpose. Oh and the day i have emotional stability and am not riddled with mental illnesses lmao

29.) when was the last time you saw your mother: Monday afternoon

30.) what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: That i didnt have such a messed up childhood. Like if i could id rewrite the bad parts.

31.) what are you listening to right now:   There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet by P!@tTD

32.) have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yepp I dated one, was friends with one and probably have spoken to countless strangers called Tom unknowingly 

33.) something that gets on your nerves: Me

34.) most visited website: This or Instagram

35.) elementary: my dear watson 

36.) high school: Musical????????????

37.) college: Leila was stressed and sad but she’s going back for round two in September

38.) hair color: It’s blue but with black roots and shaved parts cause i got a fancy haircut and now i have an undercut lmao 

39.) long or short hair: I was supposed to grow it out then 38′s answer happened so it’s v short and masculine

40.) do you have a crush on someone: probably Brendon Urie I love him so much but it’s been so long lmao

41.) what do you like about yourself: My hair is blue that’s about it

42.) piercings: Ears and snakebites

43.) blood type: idk red???

44.) relationship status: in a relationship 

45.) nicknames: my mum is the only one who really calls me these; leilabug, lala, Troll,Gromit and Clever Little Bean Sprout. Sometimes my aunt or nan will use a couple of them but not often. 

46.) zodiac sign: Sagittarius

47.) pronouns: she/her  they/them

48.) fav tv show: heck idk i watch a lot of crap

49.) tattoos: a geometric unicorn stick and poke but i have some planned for my 21st

50.) right or left handed: Right!

FIRST:

51.) surgery: none boi

52.) piercing: Ears

53.) best friend: omfg either craig in nursery or Lacey in Infant school. 

54.) sport: Basket Ball

55.) vacation: my mum, my aunt, my aunts kid, my uncle, my sister and a family friend and me all drove in two big cars to the isle of wight and it was lit. I was like 10 and i wanna do it again next year for the banter

56.) pair of trainers: They were the best okayyyyy they fucking lit up every time you made a step and ive wanted them ever since. i finally got another pair for my 20th, after 18yrs long years of waiting lmao

57.) eating: first eating?????

58.) drinking: first drinking??? ??????????????

59.) about to see: im so confused

60.) listening to: Panic! At The Disco - Always

61.) waiting for: Arran to come home cause im hungry lmao

62.) want:Emotional stability and food

63.) get married: yeah 

64.) career: I’d love to be a working artist but i doubt it’ll happen 

WHICH IS BETTER

65.) hugs or kisses: Kisses cause i hate being touched at times

66.) lips or eyes: Eyes

67.) shorter or taller: I like taller partners but apart from that idm

68.) younger or older: Slightly older. 

69.) romantic or spontaneous: spontaneously romantic

70.) nice arms or nice stomach: ughhhhhhhh i love both 

71.) sensitive or loud: Sensitive 

72.) hook up or relationship: Relationship

73.) troublemaker or hesitant: Bit of both 

74.) kissed a stranger: Yeah when i was younger and not shackled to my partner who i love and care for

75.) drank hard liquor: Yeah i guess

76.) lost glasses/contact lenses: contact lenses that i paid good money for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

77.) turned someone down: yeah it always makes me feel uncomfortable

78.) sex on first date: kind of???????????????????????

79.) broken someone’s heart: yah i guess

80.) had your own heart broken: yeah boi but i lost weight so it was good lmao

81.) been arrested: no

82.) cried when someone died: only in movies so far

83.) fallen for a friend: erm yeah that’s kind of how all my relationships happen

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

84.) yourself?:heck, im trying to

85.) miracles?: not like religiously but miraculous things do happen i guess

86.) love at first sight?: nope, it’s just lust, love comes with time and personality

87.) santa claus?: not anymore my dreams were shattered 

88.) kiss on the first date?: i have yes

89.) angels?: no

OTHER…

90.) current best friends name(s): Zoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Arran is kinda like my best friend but he’s my boyfriend whereas Zoe is like the OG lmao

91.) eye color: Brown :/

92.) favorite movie: The Little Mermaid, Anastasia, Interview With A Vampire. I have loads but ive gone blank :c 

It says to tag 25 people but no

I tag: @the-leviathans-mansion  @biancamakesmejumpoutofwindows

@red-eyedsoul @strawberriedd @hateintheseveiins @lightninginmyeyes 

id tag more people but my laptop is lagging v much. You don’t have to do this if u dont want but if u wanna go for it!!!!!!!!

Thanks!!