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Supernatural Fic Masterlist

I have sorted this masterlist by main character/reader pairings, with a small section at the very bottom for stories that do not involve a reader insert. Any series/one shot sections are further segmented, and stories under “Poly/Other” will have the pairings noted in with the rest of the story info. Everything is alphabetical (although series with more than one part are listed chronologically). A slash [/] means romance while an ampersand [&] means friendship.

I used a cut so as not to clog anyone’s page should it pop up in the tags. I write 99% reader inserts and primarily have a lot of Castiel and Gabriel, with the odd Sam, Dean, Chuck, and a handful of friendship fics. I hope you find something you enjoy <3

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Castiel/Reader

Series

“Revelations and Resolutions (Masterlist)” (Formerly Titled “October Challenge 2017") – Romance – Castiel/Reader – Slight angst/mostly fluff

Summary: Thirty-one days is enough time to tell someone you’ve fallen in love with them, right?

Wherein you decide to use the month of October to try to tell Castiel you’re in love with him, Sam, Dean and Gabriel try to help (?) from the sidelines, and Castiel is mostly just confused.

A Reader/Cas focused project that started out as a series of semi-connected prompts and turned into a story driven by said prompts.

“Already Yours (Masterlist)” (aka October Challenge 2018) – Romance – established Castiel/Reader – Also slight angst/mostly fluff

Sequel to “Revelations and Resolutions” mentioned above.

Summary: You and Castiel don’t have a traditional relationship, but you’ve been happily together for a year now. Which begs the question– how do a human and an angel celebrate their one-year anniversary? You’re still not sure, but one thing is certain: it’s time to over-think things.

One-Shots

“Amends” – Romance – Words: 1186

Summary: Castiel made a mistake and you’re more than happy to give him the silent treatment. Until he comes up with a way to make it up to you.

“Awfully Fond of You” – Romance – Words: 2039

Summary: Oh rubber duckie, you’re the one…capable of confusing an angel to frustration. Castiel just wants to know what rubber ducks are for. Cue shenanigans until you can set the angel straight.

“Cas Café” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 2970 Follow-up to “Cat’s Cradle” below

Summary: Cas is good at running himself into the ground. Your solution to fix that is better than either of you know.

“Cat’s Cradle” – Romance (pre-relationship); Fluff – Words: 1252

Summary: A Cas fluff drabble about stopping to smell the roses. Or stopping to pet a cat. And no, that’s not a euphemism.

“Closer Still” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 606

Summary: A drabble about wanting more. And kissing.

“Conditioning” – Romance – Words: 768

Summary: It’s fairly easy to train an angel to accept a quick kiss. That he learns how to give them is an unexpected bonus.

“Enclosed” – Romance – Words: 810

Summary: Cas keeps you calm when you need it most.

“Gray” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 410

Summary: You’re bored in a graveyard on a very ‘meh’ day. Cas comes by and makes it a little better.

“Headache” – Romance – Words: 1097

Summary: You have a headache and Castiel learns to help you heal– the human way.

“How the Mighty Fall” – Romance – Words: 3139

Summary: Castiel doesn’t realize until it’s too late that he’s fallen in love and given himself to you. He finds that he does not mind this at all.

“Mistletoe” – Romance – Words: 2298

Summary: Castiel wants to get caught under the mistletoe with you. More than once. A lot more than once.

“No Longer Pining” – Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 802

Summary: A bad encounter with a Djinn leads some truths to light.

“Secret Admirer(s)” – Romance – Words: 1902

Summary: Castiel decides to try and use Valentine’s Day to help him express how he feels for you. Dean, Sam, and Jack help. It goes…well?

“Sharing is Caring” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1160

Summary: You and Castiel share a bed…and a little more.

“Substitution” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1005

Summary: You thought you could stop fantasizing if reality got in the way of what you wanted. Thankfully, Castiel is both patient and opportunistic.

“Through the Bramble” – Romance – Words: 2352

Summary: You’ll do what it takes to get your angel back. Even if it means living through a fairytale.

“Waking Up” – Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Fluff – Words: 798

Summary: You’re feeling upset. Cas doesn’t want you to be alone.

“Warning Signs” – Romance(-ish) – Words: 1500

Summary: Castiel doesn’t admit to fear and neither do you. Until you meet each other.

“Watch Your Back (And I Will Too)” – Romance – Words: 1469

Summary: You and Cas watch out for each other, on more than just the battlefield.

“Win-Win” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 2639

Summary: You and Cas need to learn how to be a couple, so you decide to turn it into a game.

“Wishlist” – Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 978

Summary: You are way in for the holiday season…maybe a bit too enthusiastically for the Winchesters’ liking. Cas comes to visit and ends up helping in more than one way.

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Chuck/Reader

“Call Me By Name” – Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 894

Summary: You want attention but Chuck’s busy writing. He won’t respond to his new name, so you decide to pull out some classics.

“Dust” – Romance; Comfort – Words: 409

Summary: You’re having a rough time, and Chuck is comforting.

“Ladybug” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1050

Summary: You come home, weighed down by a long day. Chuck knows how to make you light again.

“O Christmas Tree” – Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 2432

Summary: Christmas can be an emotional season. In the case of you and Chuck, that ends up being a good thing.

“Sincerely Yours” – Romance – Words: 6265

Summary: The apocalypse is over and you try to go home to Chuck to heal, only to find that he’s gone too. You take comfort in writing letters to your dead lover, even though he’ll never read them. Or so you think.

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Gabriel/Reader

“13 Kisses (And One To Grow On)” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 4242

Summary: While browsing mindlessly one day, you stumble across a list of the most underrated places to be kissed. Gabriel decides to test them out. For science.

“A Healing Touch” – Romance; Fluff – Female Reader – Words: 1349

Summary: Gabriel doesn’t need a nurse and, in fact, makes an excellent one. You’re just too stubborn to appreciate it.

“A Little Pickle” – Romance; Dialogue – Words: 386

Summary: Gabriel needs to look before he leaps. He’ll be hearing about this one for a while.  

“Acrophobia” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 563

Summary: You don’t like heights and Gabriel has wings. You make it work.

“And When You Sleep, Dream of Me” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1534

Summary: Sleeping isn’t new to Gabriel. However these nightmares are. He doesn’t like to make a habit of asking for help, though, so he decides to go on in the time-honored tradition of human coping mechanisms and just pretend it isn’t happening. However your solution may be better. For the both of you.

“Bright Side” – Friendship; Hurt/Comfort; Fluff – Words: 2423

Summary: Gabriel is feeling a bit down. You notice and try to help.

“Cursed Communication” – Romance; Humor; Fluff – Words:1622

Summary: You’re going to assassinate an archangel for his assertion over your anatomical authority.

“Decked” – Romance; Christmas Fic – Words: 842

Summary: The holidays hold complicated feelings, especially for an archangel. You soothe him however you can.

“(Don’t) Play It Again” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 2512

Summary: Everyone has that one song that they just can’t stand for whatever reason, regardless of how good, bad, or innocuous it actually is. For you, hearing that song is like getting a bucket of ice water dumped on your head.

Gabriel, of course, takes this as a challenge.

“Expressions of Affection” – Romance – Words: 1966

Summary: You have a resting bitch face and are used to it chasing people off. Gabriel deals with it in his own way.

“Home Away From Home” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1784

Summary: You’re not sure who is stealing your clothes but you would like it to stop. Please and thank you.

“Incommunicado” – Romance – Words: 2573

Summary:  Some of the best things in life are often left unsaid, and the others just need to find the right medium of communication. Gabriel can’t find his words, you can’t find the right ones, but, somehow, you both stumble towards understanding anyways.

“Lead Me to the River” – Romance – Words: 1159

Summary: Gabriel stops by during a hunt and a ghost forces your feelings to light.

“One Lump Or Two” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 1888

Summary: You find out Gabriel is your soulmate. You have…issues with this.

“Soft” – Friendship or Romance (ambiguous); Fluff – Words: 596

Summary: Gabriel takes care of you. Just don’t tell anyone.

“Starting Over” – Romance – Words: 2509

Summary: Gabriel’s plan for revenge develops a new sense of urgency when you get caught up in it.

“Tie a Yellow Ribbon For Me” – Romance – Words: 2459

Summary: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Even death can’t keep him From finding his way back to you.

“Waking Up In Vegas” – Romance – Words: 4174

Summary: You’re off with Gabriel on what’s supposed to be a little vacation, but it takes a turn for the worst when you’re forced to face your own desires and insecurities in order to make it back to him.

“Where You’ve Been” – Romance – Words: 2611

Summary: Lucifer killed Gabriel and you find yourself going through the motions. Until the motions become that much easier to ride. You never thought you’d want to strangle your guardian angel but Gabriel is talented like that.

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Misc Poly Romances & Other Characters

Balthazar/Reader “Imprints” – Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 999

Summary: You and Balthazar make a pit stop on a long drive to have some fun in the snow. Well, you do. Balthazar needs some convincing. Luckily, he has you.

Dean & Reader

“In Our [Supernatural] Time” – Friendship; Humor – Words: 585

Summary: Dean is a great hunting partner to have but sometimes his timing leaves much to be desired. Luckily you’re full of great ideas on how to pass the time.

Dean/Reader

“Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” – Romance – Words: 1615

Summary: Dean and you visit a cake shop while on a hunt and pose as a couple, as usual. Only, at least one of you is tired of pretending.

“Hold Fast” – Romance – Words: 843

Summary: You thought you’d take your feelings for Dean Winchester to the grave. Well…‘almost’ counts; right?

“Something To Gain” – Romance; Christmas fic – Words: 1451

Summary: Dean and you share a drink on a cold December night and discover that playing it safe is not playing at all.

Dean/Castiel/Reader “Chill” – Romance; Fluff – Words: 975

Summary: Reader is starting to feel the burn of the hunting life. Luckily Dean and Cas are always on their side.

“Pick Me Up” – Romance(-ish) – Words: 1579

Summary: You set out to give Castiel an experience and he and Dean end up turning that back on you. Terrible, awful pick-up lines– who knew they worked so well?

(An excerpt/link to the PWP part 2 can be found here)

Dean/Gabriel/Reader “We All Fall Down” – Romance – Words: 3695

Summary: Once is an accident. Twice is a mistake. More than that is…worrisome. But you brush it off as harmless. Dean and Gabriel are excellent, occasional bed partners and nothing more. Nothing. More.

Or so you like to tell yourself.

Sam/Reader 

“Between the Lines” –  Romance; Hurt/Comfort – Words: 1254

Summary: Sam’s been down lately and you can guess why, so you try to cheer him up without directly pointing out a subject he seems loathe to talk about. Freaking Winchesters.

“Minted” –  Romance; Fluff; Christmas fic – Words: 688

Summary: Sam doesn’t get the appeal of candy canes until you explain it. ‘Explain’ being a fairly loose term, in this case. Luckily, kissing is a language of love, and you both have quite a bit to say.

Sam/Gabriel/Reader

“Whole” – Romance – Words: 1390

Summary: Gabriel’s trying to help Jack out with his powers. It doesn’t go as intended. Or so he says.

Team Free Will & Reader “Taking Care” – Friendship – Dean & Sam & Reader – Words: 2452

Summary: Dean and Sam think they know best, but so do you. No matter how dumb you all are about it, though, you’re lucky to have each other. 

“The World In Solemn Stillness Lay” – Friendship; Fluff; Christmas fic – Dean, Sam, Castiel, Jack, Gabriel, & Reader – Words: 975

Summary: You’re upset that you won’t make it to Christmas, but at least you saved your friends. Your friends, however, aren’t letting you go without a fight.

“To Want” – Friendship; Hurt/Comfort – Dean, Sam, Castiel, Gabriel, & Reader (& Chuck) – Words: 1573

Summary: The apocalypse has ended and you feel like a fifth wheel. You figure it’s time to move on.

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Non-Reader-Inserts

“The Light. The Way.” – Romance – Gabriel/Sam Winchester – Words: 548

Summary: Sometimes, Gabriel forgets how to breathe. Sam helps, whether he knows it or not.

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Social Distance Tag

Social Distance Tag

– was tagged by @queerlylibra💗          

are you staying home from work/school?

Unfortunately not. I’m an “essential” worker, meaning I have to still deal with the general public when I even get the opportunity to work. The restaurant I work at has slashed hours dramatically, to the point that they gave us a $3 raise (making a whopping $16 now!) but going from 30 hrs a week to 10 has me a little scared. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely hate my job, but it’s weird that I need it and filing for partial unemployment at the same time because of this mess here in the US.

if you’re staying home, who is with you?

I pretty much just come to my house to decontaminate after work, and head to my girlfriend’s right after. From there, I stay in the rest of the day, leave late at night and sleep at my place. It sucked in mid March right around the onset here because ya boi actually got sick and I was completely quarantined for 2 weeks and we were miserable. FaceTime was what kept us sane but now that we have a system in place, this makes it all the more tolerable.

are you a homebody?

I’m not as stir crazy as I thought I’d be in all honesty. I’m a bit of a homebody, but of course there are some public things that I really miss. Movies, shows, Disneyland. Stress free grocery shopping. LA county has a new mandate that masks are required to enter any store still operating and staggering entrances to help with the SD’ing. I definitely miss not having people yelling at me because my restaurant has gone cashless and people still fucking try. 

an event you were looking forward to that got canceled?

February through April is usually a busy time for Maria and I since we celebrate Valentine’s Day, her Birthday in March, and then our anniversary (today!) in April. I had wanted to go back this year to where we made it official, a botanical garden called Descanso, so I’m pretty sad about that. But just having her in my arms, knowing we’re in this together and riding out the storm brings me so much happiness and love, and that’s really what it’s all about. I’m so happy we managed to squeeze in a trip to Seattle in February, it seems like the pandemic was so far away then as opposed to how we are now...

what movies have you watched recently?

We’re creatures of comfort, so we’ve been watching a lot of horror and sci-fi haha. We just watched on Shudder a flick called The Room (not the Wiseau magnum opus) and for a small production, it was really good. We watched Bumblebee last night and honestly? fucking loved it. I grew up watching the original cartoon in the 90′s (which were just reruns from the 80′s, I’m not that old) and they really captured the essence of what I imagined as a kid what it would be like to have a real Autobot. PLUS ANGELA BASSETT VOICES A DECEPTICON AND LIKE??? A+ casting for that decision alone.

what shows are you watching?

We blew through Tiger King like everyone else lol. Problematic in more than a few ways, but still deeply riveting. Uhh, we also blazed through His Dark Materials on HBO (thank u susie) and right now we’re watching Cursed Films (a doc series about movies and their apparent curses on production) and that one has made some brilliant points about the concept so far.

what music are you listening to?

Little Dragon dropped a new album that’s been a godsend. My witch playlist��is always a good time. Pretty much anything by Chelsea Wolfe. At this very moment, I’m listening to a playlist that Maria just made for our anniversary and crying! 

what are you reading?

I’m reading the Abhorsen trilogy by Garth Nix currently. I bought the set on a whim since I remember loving them when I was a teen. I’m about a third of the way in the second book Lirael and I just love the writing. It’s a very matter-of-fact approach to fantasy, magic, and necromancy but still has a very artistic way of interpreting the concepts as well. In non-fic, I’m still reading Sara and Tegan Quin’s shared autobiography High School. They were/are a deeply formative part of my life, and to see them write so candidly and with such vulnerability makes me appreciate their music and their trajectory as artists much more deeply than before.

what are you doing for self-care?

LMAO well Animal Crossing New Horizons could not have come a better time. Maria and I are really invested in our island, and seeing just how creative people have been on the platform has really inspired us. It’s honestly such a break from the literal shit storm that rages on. Reading again has been something I told myself to do. Maria and I have been cooking together pretty much daily, as well as doing activities like Lego sets, little DIY arts and crafts (we made candles the other day!) and trying to maintain a decent sleep schedule. Couple of things I really want/need to get back into is exercising and drawing. I think next week sounds good. <3

@amor-intellectualis @oneeyedfool, you’re up!

and anyone else who wants to, obvi.

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52 questions : Pavelko :D :D :D

Big steps in the relationship !

0. But, how did they meet ? One glorious day, Kiyoshi summoned her son in the cafeteria and announced : “Son of mine, I found you something, you’re going to be happy !”. She gave him a pic of Inuko and announced loudly “this is your new job AND your new girlfriend ! Aren’t you happy ?” He almost strangled her here and then (and threw his coffee cup on Sakae to stop his snickering). Finally, he went to the labs to meet Inuko. It wasn’t easy at first, because Inuko doesn’t have any social skills thanks to Ilya, but their common hate for him ended up smoothing things down, and Inuko let Pavel make xem sociable and be xir friend.

1. Who made the first move / who kissed who first ? …. probably Scarlett. Or at least she has a lot of responsibility in what happens. She knows that Pavel is a furry and likes cute monster girls, and he certainly has a crush on Inuko. But as interested as he is, he’s a nerd, and he’s not going to do anything. So she takes upon herself to help them, like a benevolant and overly made-up fairy godmother. She starts to explain everything about feelings and sex to Inuko. At first, xe doesn’t want to hear about anything from her, but since Pavel doesn’t seem to want to tell xem (or maybe he can’t, he changes color when xe asks), Scarlett is xir only source of information, and xe ends up listening to her (and then double-checks the informations with Ruud and Sakae, because Scarlett is a scientist, and Inuko doesn’t trust scientists). There’s no really initiative from either side. They are watching a movie as usual, where they snark about the usual dispensable love story. They look at each other, at the screen, at each other. They avert their eyes, play with the plaid, watch the movie with an unusual intensity…. They don’t know who moves first, but suddenly, they are kissing. It’s weird at first, because they aren’t used to it and well, Pavel is kissing a cute monster girl, but it feels good. So they do it again. And again.

2. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first ? Pavel doesn’t really need, because of the way Kiyoshi presented that new job. When she discovers both of them sprawled on the bed, watching cartoons and eating sushis, he just gets a nice “I told you so” look.

3. What do their family/friends think of their relationship ? Kiyoshi, Ruud and Sakae are nothing but enthusiastic and supportive. Because weird child has weird parents. But Pavel is happy, Inuko is taken care of, they are kinda cute together, and everybody is happy. Even if the familly photos are kinda weird. Pavel’s friends are happy too that their captain nerd has found someone. He’s, like, super happy all the time and gushing and talks about The Person. There’s a weird moment of silence when he finally shares the pics, but after all, they kinda knew that he was a furry, and after all, well, tastes and all… Besides, Inuko is cool, so they let it go.

4. Which couple/family are they closest to ? Mommy, daddy and daddy, of course ! They are a close-knit familly AND they live close to each other, so of course, it helps. But Kiyoshi masters the art of not meddling too much in her son’s business and to leave them some space, so it works out.

5. When do they move together ? Where and how ? Almost as soon as they start getting along enough. It’s easier for Pavel to have Inuko at hand for all the activities he usually plans for the day. Kiyoshi just gives him the Mom Knowing Glance. It’s very fast since Inuko doesn’t have many things to move, just a box of plushies and a few other things. It means it’s quite fast to make some space for xer stuff, and soon they are comfortably settled.

6. Who proposes and how ? They would probably never get married, because of all the legal hussle that surrounds Inuko’s existence. And even if there wasn’t, it’s a human ceremony that doesn’t hold any significance for Inuko, and Pavel just doesn’t care. And even even, Inuko would never, ever wear a wedding dress, so it would mean Pavel would have to, and that’s too difficult for everyone to endure.

7. Where do they go on their honeymoon ?They would probably offer themselves some holidays, just Pavel and Inuko, no one else. They would go in a remote location, where they don’t risk seeing people and people freaking out when seeing Inuko. Lots of walks, good wifi, a comfortable little cottage, and coffee and snacks. It would be perfect.

Let’s talk about sex~

8. Who has the biggest kink (and what is it) ? For a human, Pavel has a really strong kink with his interest in cute monster girls. But Inuko is half-dog, half-human, full-monster-girl, and she has a strong interest in scruffy humans, so it’s a draw.

9. Who initiates sex more often ? On this point, they are evenly matched. For a nerd whose only exercize is getting up to go a pick a cup of coffee, Pavel is quite interested in physical exertion~ And Inuko doesn’t mind “playing” with xir human.

10. What kink/kinks turn(s) one (or both) of them off ? Anything that looks even remotely like scientific stuff is a huge turn off for Inuko because of bad memories. So no labcoat play for them ! And totally forget about needle play.

11. What’s the craziest place they’d have sex ? Pavel’s flat. They aren’t adventurous, and it’s better to be comfortable.

12. Who is more aggressive in bed ? Totally Inuko. Must come with the personnality and animal nature. Not that Pavel minds, really~

13. How does the other person react when their partner wears something special (boots, lingerie, etc.) ? Pavel gets the full-body blush in an interesting shade of crimson. Inuko just borks, but it’s a special bork~

14. Lights on or off ? They don’t care either way, really. Besides, Inuko has night vision.

Quirks and habits

15. What are their quirks while sleeping ? Inuko sleeps on a pile of cushions, with a few blankets thrown here and there that xe doesn’t use, and xir whole collection of plushies (it takes a lot of space). Most of the time, xe sleeps like a dog, curled up on xemselves, head on hands/paws. Now Pavel sleeps with Inuko, because it’s better like that and he can check on xem whenever he wants. He’s the one using the blankets most of the time. He moves a lot while sleeping, because of the caffeine and because half the time, he’s lying on a plush that’s poking him uncomfortably. Inuko is very happy to have someone to cuddle up with, especially on cold night, even if that someone moves and growls. Besides, xe moves and growls as much as him, so…

16. Who is the morning person/night person ? Pavel is both the morning and night person because of ongoing insomnia. No one knows why. Maybe it’s the coffee, maybe it’s genetic. But he only sleeps an average of 4 hours per night. He tends to keep books and tablets near his bed to keep himself busy.Inuko is quite a morning person. After all, xe’s a dog. Xe takes several naps during the day, and most of the time, goes to bed when Pavel does. When they start sleeping in Inuko’s bed-slash-basket, Pavel has to take great care of not waking Inuko up with his reading light. It doesn’t always work.

17. Who wakes the other one up with kisses ? Inuko, if by “kiss”, you mean “laying on top of Pavel like the dog xe is”.

18. Who is the romantic one (Valentine’s Day or other) ? They are as romantic as BRICKS. Inuko doesn’t understand the concept of romantism and gestures, because Pavel is not xir mate (yet), and besides, what’s the point of having music and flowers around a meal, when there is A MEAL ? Pavel doesn’t see why he should teach xem otherwise, because it’s easier that way and he likes it better too (I mean, meal. Important. And then, play pokemon and throw plushies at each other). Somewhere, Scarlett is crying. When Pavel becomes Inuko’s mate, it… doesn’t change, because let’s face it, flowers and such don’t ring Inuko’s interests at all. Bringing food, cheering him up, punching someone in the face, yes. The rest ? Not so much. Pavel agrees.

19. Who would lead in ballroom dancing ? No one ! Pavel doesn’t like to dance. He doesn’t have two left feet, but it’s really not his cup of coffee. Inuko doesn’t see the point at all.

20. Who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch ? Pavel, of course. Well, first step is explaining what a movie is. Then that it’s not real. Then, the different sorts of movies they have. Finally, what makes the difference between a good movie and a bad one. It’s easier to decide on his own, in fact, and put Inuko in front of it.

21. Who is the one who would pay for dates ? Pavel does, since he’s the one who gets money. But as Inuko doesn’t leave the facility, he’s the one paying for delivery food (because there are foods Ruud doesn’t know how to cook or refuses to. Like hamburgers).

22. Who takes over the beauty/style department ? If you can call Pavel’s collection of baggy jeans and novelty shirts “style”. Inuko loves stealing his clothes because they are large and comfortable and fit over xir body. Pavel has to buy MORE geeky clothes for the two of them. He happily complies (mommy is footing the bill anyway).

23. What would they get each other for gifts ? Pavel always buys Inuko plushies. Lots and lots of plushies. Dogs (especially Shiba Inu), kittens, pokemons… A few other toys, maybe, but, like, 90% of his gifts are plushies.Inuko doesn’t earn money, so xe can’t buy Pavel anything. With Ruud’s help, xe cooks him something. Mainly meat, because meat is good. And an electronic cigarette (Kiyoshi bought it, but it was Inuko who had the revelation).

24. Who cusses more ? Inuko. Xe has a whole range of words, sounds and growls to quailfy Ilya. Pavel takes great delight in noting all of them, but he hasn’t heard them all yet, it seems.

25. Who remembers things ? And who forgets the birthdays and anniversaries (and has to be forgiven) ? Gods bless the automatic calendar on Pavel’s computer. He never forgets anything, and even added different chimes and bells to hisdifferent categories of events (Inuko has the cutest little bork). Inuko doesn’t remember lots of dates, because xe often don’t really understand the signification of anniversaries. Pavel tries to explain, but it escapes xem. Except when it means celebratory sushis.

26. Who is the bigger cuddler ? Inuko. Xe’s half-dog, and sometimes, it shows, especially when xe wants attention. Pavel is very happy to give scratches and hugs.

27. Nicknames for each other ? Inuko calls Pavel by a very special bork. Pavel calls Inuko “puppy”.

28. Who decorates the apartment ? Since it’s Pavel’s apartment, he decorated it himself, with posters, pics, toys, etc… he likes. Inuko didn’t change many things, but xir plushie collection is nicely displayed, including the giant shiba plush. Now xe gives xir advice on what Pavel buys to decorate, and even proposes a few shows or games.

29. Who initiates duets ? No one. Inuko doesn’t have the vocal chords to sing, it’s too straining for xem. And Pavel couldn’t hold a note to save his life. They are very happy to sit back watch Sakae and Ruud perform.

30. What do they do to cheer each other up ? Pavel distracts Inuko with games, treats, or a new plushie if he has a new one at hand. Other times, he lets xem rant and growl at what bothers xem, and adds a few colorful words of his own. It works most of the time because Ilya is the main annoyance in Inuko’s life, after all. When Pavel is upset, Inuko brings him plushies. The more upset he is, the more plushies he gets, until his desk and chair are covered in toys. And then, it it’s not enough, Inuko lays xir head on his lap and let him pet xir fur.

Daily life

31. Who is more tech-savvy ? Pavel because of his job, nerd-ness and young age, is really on point with everything technologic. But Inuko isn’t left behind. Xe didn’t take long to be familiar with tablets and the like, and uses them so easily that even Pavel is impressed (and let’s not talk about video games, especially Pokemon…).

32. Who drinks all of the coffee ? Pavel, Pavel, Pavel. Sakae once offered him a coffee IV, and it’s only because Kiyoshi promised to put some vodka in it if he dared using it that he stuck with the mugs. Inuko doesn’t drink coffee, the smell and taste are too strong for xem.

33. Who does what chores ? Ah, the luck of working with your family, who cooks and makes coffee all day for you and everyone here ! No need to cook, you just stroll into the meal room, pick up something to eat and go back. Cleaning is another problem. Pavel doesn’t have a cleaning bone in his body, and the human concept of order escapes Inuko. So the flat is always a mess. Pavel did learn how to do laundry, and he takes care of that. Inuko just puts the plushies and the bedding away so they don’t get dirty.

34. Who kills the bugs ? Inuko. Damn those canine reflexes. The only bugs Pavel kills are the ones in his computer.

35. Who makes the bed in the mornings ? What is this “make bed” that you speak of ? The bed always looks like a pile of pillows and comfy things, covered in blankets, other pillows and plushies. Sometimes, Pavel and Inuko jump in the pile just for fun.

36. Who starts getting into holidays way before they should ? Of course it’s Pavel, since holidays are human creations which don’t really mean things for Inuko. He explains, of course, but it’s hard to make xem understand that there are days to give gifts or celebrate certain people or even stuff, because they don’t see it as important, or don’t always understand all the implications. But once xe get that it means a special feast, xe start tracking the days and getting excited for the food. Xe even tried to make their own, but Pavel had to remind xem that Kiyoshi wouldn’t really find “Kick Ilya day” productive. Interesting, yes. Productive, no.

37. Who initiates the couple selfies ? Pavel. At first, Inuko was surprised, and nipped his arm. Pavel had to explain that it was a Weird Human Thing, and that humans liked to capture other people’s images with their phones. Now Inuko likes selfies, but for the longest time, xe was just “yeah, okay. Do your weird thing and laugh, human”.

38. Who always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping ? Both of them because junk food is GOOD !! It’s a bit difficult not to just pile everything in the cart, and check the ingredients to be sure there’s nothing bad for dogs, but they make do. And bring back piles of chips, nibbles, biscuits and the like.

39. Who asks to keep the abandoned kitten/puppy they find in the rain ? Inuko. Pavel argues that they can’t keep every animal they find, they are not pokemons, and they already have many dinosaurs and others in the facility. Inuko then decides to keep them anyway, then give them away in town. Pavel can only surrender.

40. So how many pets, and who rememebers to feed them ? Just a little cat, named Pixel. Who wasn’t really happy at first to share his living quarters with another person, especially one who smells so much of dog. But Inuko is nice, doesn’t try to steal the precious pillows, and gives him small snacks. So he tolerates xem in his space.

41. Who gets babied when they’re sick ? Inuko doesn’t know how to take care of xir mate, or any human for that matter, but it doesn’t mean xe won’t try. Xe will bring xem some Ruud-cooked soup and keep them warm by laying on the bed like a dog-shaped comforter.When Inuko is sick, Pavel doesn’t baby them as much as he holds the scientific hords away from xem. Of course, the soup-bringing, pillow-fluffing part is still present, and Ilya is kept at bay. Perfect.

42. Who brings breakfast to bed ? Pavel. It mostly consists of coffee, though, so Inuko has to go and pick xem own breakfast.

43. Who has sole posession of the T.V. remote ? It’s a huge fight, that can only be resolved by plushies fights.

44. Who comes home drunk at 3am ? Pavel does, sometimes, especially when there are things to celebrate. But to be honest, 3am is his midnight, so it’s not too late for him. Inuko just watches him and wonders why humans are so strange.

45. What do they do when they’re away from each other ? Most of the time, they geek. Inuko plays Pokemon and with xir toys, and Pavel watches videos (but not the ones Scarlett sends him), codes, and roams the internet, looking for hilarious conspiration theories and idiotic, pseudo-scientific articles about Konohana Laboratories. But they spend almost all their time together.

46. What are they afraid of ? Inuko is afraid of everyone wearing a labcoat, and twice as afraid of Ilya. Trauma and bad memories will do that to you. Pavel is mostly afraid of something happening to his computers, and losing huge amounts of data and a lifetime of work. And of course, a mad scientist getting their dirty paws on Inuko.

47. How often do they fight ? Less than you could expect from a cat-loving geek and a dog-person, but more than they would like. Pavel can totally miss the signals that Inuko sends, and not understand when xe is overwhelmed or just in nope mode. And Inuko…. just doesn’t understand sometimes, and since xe has a… very strong personnality, it can lead to a lot of clashes.

48. What would they do if the other one was hurt ? Gods help the one who dared hurting Pavel. They would face the wrath and fangs of Inuko, and no one would live to tell the tale. Then xe would come back, to lay down on the bed, and keep Pavel warm.Pavel wouldn’t fight the person who dared to hurt Inuko, because let’s face it, he’s build like an inflatable ring. But he would sic Klaus on them, and then destroy all their informatic systems. Then he would sit with Inuko and take good care of xem (with mommy’s help of course).

And once they have kids…

49. How many kids ? Only one, one boy. Hanjiro, Han, to be short and geeks. Pavel and Inuko are happy nerd parents. Kiyoshi, Ruud and Sakae are very happy grandparents (Ilya is not admitted, not even as Inuko’s creator). The child is very smart and active, and he’s surrounded by a very loving family (totally doting on him).

50. Who is the stricter parent ? Inuko would be. Something about a pack having to be organized. Pavel doesn’t really have a model of a strict parent. Kiyoshi was pretty indulgent with him (but still had some discipline), and Sakae and Ruud don’t try to raise him (especially not now).

51. Who stays up late helping with homework ? Probably Pavel, because he knows more about homework than Inuko, and maybe he’s a little bit more patient than xem. 

52. Who likes to take the family out and for what ? Pavel drags them to science shows, museums, movies… He always opts for slow hours, because he knows people tend to stare at Inuko and it can make xem uncomfortable. Inuko drags them to long walks in the wild. Pavel complains all the way.

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