#happy fucking birthday to meeee

[keyofjetwolf]

Tonight I'm staying away from anything debate-related, recognizing that there's no path to chill and calm for me no matter what happens, and that this is literally the worst thing I could do shortly before bed.

I HAVE CHOSEN TO NOT WORK MYSELF INTO A FROTHING MADNESS I HAVE CHOSEN SOMETHING POSITIVE AND THAT'S HONESTLY SO SEXY OF ME

[caboose321123]

I climbed the roof of my house to announce my birthday that I turned 20 and I tried jumping off. I hurt my fucken knee 😭😭😭😭

[buntanteen]

svt fic recs list <3 - jeonghan birthday edition - sfw & nsfw ver.

summary: in honour of jeonghan's birthday, 29 fic recs for his 29th! :3 sfw & nsfw hannie reader insert fics:)

contains: 18+ nsfw (mdni!!) majority is afab reader

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

✩ sfw section✩

❥ seventeen as boyfriends: jeonghan edition - @fairyhaos

YES HE WOULD BE SO SWEET AND CARING THANK YEWWWW

❥ DATING JEONGHAN INCLUDES…. - @svtswhorehouse

THE CUTEST SILLIEST MOST FUN LIL BOYFRIEND EVER AHHH

❥ BOYFRIEND JEONGHAN WHO… - @mangocustard16

YES HE'D BE THIS KIND OF BOYFRIEND AHHHH

❥ seventeen members as love tropes: yoon jeonghan (fake dating) - @ssentimentals

aww he's so nervouss and sillyyy

❥ how jeonghan loves you slowly - @pepperonidk

*sobs in my hands* THIS IS SO SWEET?!?

❥ yours - @aubaee

CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS IS ONE OF MY FAV TROPES AHH

❥ 5:05am - @xiaominghao

*screeches in soft hours with hannie*

❥ 22:17 - @lvlystars

PLEASEEEEE I NEED TO DECORATE JEONGHAN'S HAIR IT'D BE SO FUNNN AND CUTEE

❥ enchanted - @hansslut

this is the cutestttt shit and i just know that hannie would actually be happy about this irl. i'm planning on getting a lil pet rock too to keep me company heh

❥ sick leave - @cxffecoupx

i cACKLED at him blaming reader for being sick like??? ofc hannie would do that i shouldn't even be surprised kjfbgkdj

❥ my hairstylist - @seuonji

LEMME STYLE HANNIE'S HAIR PT.2!! this was so cute~

❥ date w jeonghan in paris - @etherealyoungk

i would love a lil outside overseas date with jeonghan so muchh 🥺

❥ [10:02pm] - @mangocustard16

needing just someone's presence after a long day sounds so niceee. sleepy hannie sounds adorable

❥ jeonghan when you don't enjoy your birthday - @lovingseventeen

as someone who doesn't actively celebrate my own birthday, i really related to this. i love how hannie was finding different reasons to gift give dkfjgbdjk

❥ home is wherever you are - @mangocustard16

*sniffles* i miss him so much :,)

✩ nsfw section ✩

❥ best friend jeonghan - @mountainficss

going from such a confident lil teasing shit to all shy pliant lil thing?? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MEEEE??

❥ big dick jeonghan - @wannabelife

i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- when wuh huhkfbckj

❥ soft dom! jeonghan - @hannieehaee

*screams into the abyss*

❥ sub jeonghan - @mountainficss

fuck he'd sound so pretty all desperate like that, wouldn't he?

❥ tease jeonghan - @mountainficss

i think i'd combust or implode if jeonghan teased me cuz holy shit ifhbkjk

❥ MEANIE! JEONGHAN - @svtswhorehouse

*gets on me knees* PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE DUDE

❥ boyfriend jeonghan headcanons (sfw and nsfw) - @wifeyoozi

...yep that's exactly him

❥ jeonghan jerking off to you - @mountainficss

he'd look and sound so pretty if this happened jbigkkvfnkjbs

❥ jeonghan & mirrors - @cherrybr4t

*screams into the void pt.2*

❥ with a bow - @jjunberry

when he when uwhjgkfdbk whenjfdbd

❥ come right back - @keij0h

i really need hannie to come help me um *ahem* relax kjdfgb

❥ bite - @hannieehaee

the flirty teasing?? the confidence?? the yoon jeonghan scheming?? i loved it!!

❥ sub jeonghan + dry humping - @mountainficss

completely obsessed with how desperate jeonghan felt in this

❥ boyfriend!jeonghan headcanons (sfw & nsfw) - @buntanteen

yep, i'm recommending my own fic jdkbgdkfj i hope people enjoy it :3

ames note: happiest of birthdays to our dear lovely hannie!! i love you so much, i didn't realise how much comfort you would give me this year. your lil sound effects and mannerisms have stolen my heart. thank you my dearest for being you and for being our island of serenity. i hope everyone was able to celebrate jeonghan's birthday well! <3 ς(.-‿-)

[bokunoheros]

TAGS/WARNINGS: reader is gender neutral but afab, reader and katsuki are dating, everyone is 19+, orgy shenanigans, raw sex (reader is on birth control its okay guys), double penetration, creampies, oral (m. receiving), cum swallowing, handjobs, idk what else GENRE: nasty disgusting smut SUMMARY: your boyfriend asks what you want for your birthday, and your answer certainly surprises him. WORD COUNT: 957 🦊’s A/N: happy 20th birthday to meeee :3 this was a bitch to write btw its literally just some bullshit i cooked up i am so tired i literally gave up on this im So Sorry guys please have mercy // i actually wrote day 22 before this one lmao

��    “mmfh!”

     “shhh, easy pretty,” eijirou coos down at you, cupping your flushed face with one hand, his cock stuffed down your throat.

     currently, you were jerking off denki, trying not to choke around eijirou, with shouto fucking your cunt, and katsuki buried in your ass. to say you were stuffed full would be an understatement. 

     “nngh—” your pussy flutters around shouto’s girthy length, and he groans beneath you. 

     “shit, honey—you’re so fucking tight—” he moans, hips rolling up into your drenched cunt. his words paired with katsuki’s relentless pounding and eijirou’s dick in your mouth had you drooling like a bitch as you try to jerk poor denki off, tears welling up in your eyes from the overwhelming sensations. 

     “nngh–! mmnngh,” you moan, one hand coming to tug at your boyfriend’s spiky hair, an action that has the blond growling and smacking your ass harshly, quirk popping off as his calloused palm makes contact with your tender flesh.

     you squeal at the impact, and it takes every ounce of self restraint kirishima has to not start fucking your face at your wide and teary eyed expression, and you accidentally grip kaminari’s dick a little too tight for comfort, making him moan in a masochistic manner, all while both your cunt and asshole clench around the dicks inside them.

     when katsuki had asked you what you had wanted for your twentieth birthday, the very last thing he had been expecting was for you to shyly, but with an unwavering sort of confidence, request a fucking orgy with some of his friends! you immediately followed up and explained that it wasn’t that you were bored in your relationship with him, but rather that you had always found them to be attractive, too, and you wouldn’t mind getting fucked by them just once. it took him a couple days to mull over the answer, and he ultimately decides sure. fuck it, as long as this wouldn’t ever happen again, right? 

    so, he found himself agreeing to your request on the condition that this was strictly a one time thing, which you accepted of course, as you understood your boyfriend still had a bit of an inferiority complex he was trying to overcome, and the very last thing you wanted was him thinking you wanted one of his friends more than him.

    which is how you found yourself double stuffed like an oreo and then some.

    “mmhhhng—” 

     “you’re doin’ s’well for us, baby,” kaminari slurs out, one hand tangled in your hair, nearly touching kirishima’s, as he bites his bottom lip at the feeling of your hand pumping his slick dick. 

     everything is just too much, and it’s all you can do to mewl around eijirou’s painfully hard cock, the vibrations traveling up his spine as he groans and bucks his hips forward, almost until your nose is flush against his dark pubes (he doesn’t dye them, weirdos) and you’re having to focus on controlling your breathing so you don’t gag like a bitch.

     “yeah, they’re doin’ fuckin’ great,” katsuki adds, one large hand gripping your hip as the other reaches around to play with your neglected clit.

     katsuki..! goddamn him! you think as your body tenses and back arches deeper than you thought possible. 

     your jaw is starting to get sore as well as your arm, and you briefly wonder what on earth you had gotten yourself into before that thought is quickly pushed out of your mind at denki’s announcement that he was close—of course he was, his stamina wasn’t that great to begin with so you sorta figured he’d probably be the first to cum, but what you weren’t expecting was for shouto to bounce off what the dumber blonde had said and admit that he was close, too. 

     it made sense when you took a second to think about it—although he wasn’t lacking in stamina, shouto was still a virgin before all this! (he doesn’t know what exactly compelled him to agree, but here he was anyway, in the middle of an orgy.) so it was only natural that he’d cum fast. not that you took the time to consider a factor like that, though, as you yourself were being worked up towards your first orgasm of the night.

     eijirou as well, you’re quick to figure out, based on the way his cock is drooling and twitching in the back of your throat, and you do your best to swallow around him while looking up at him with glassy eyes. your expression has the redhead biting his fist and groaning into it as you stick your tongue out to lick press against the underside of his cock. 

     it’s not long before kirishima’s cumming down your throat with a loud cry, just as denki jizzes all over your hand—some of it even landing on your face and in your hair. shouto’s not far behind either until katsuki yells at him not to cum inside—something todoroki blatantly ignores due to just how snug your pussy was, squeezing around him like a goddamn vice. how the fuck did that explosive bastard seriously expect him to pull out?

     despite having cum already, kiri makes no efforts to pull out of your mouth—not until denki’s shoving him out of the way at least, claiming it was his turn next. 

     “wa—ahh! wait! i— i ne–need a second!” you cry as katsuki suddenly spanks your cunt, making you jolt at the impact and wail his name—providing kaminari with the perfect opportunity to shove his dick in your mouth. 

     “hhmng—!” you whine incoherently around the new dick invading your hot mouth, and a chill runs down your spine when you feel shouto cum inside you—holy shit. 

    it was going to be a long fuckin’ night���.

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[obernice]

Happy fucking birthday to meeee

I'm already 16 years old, god I don't feel my age at all helpp

[moonshynecybin]

https://www.tumblr.com/moonshynecybin/741446960125509632 'The scans of his bones that sit in his email, twisted out of shape and healed sloppily. His relationship to Valentino, the same.'

this is embarrassing but i DID have to stare at the quote for several minutes before i figured out EYE wrote it.... this is sweet thank youuuu <3... um i also do wanna talk about that excellent post from @frogsonabike as well bc it makes me crazyyyy.... bear with me.

so yeah! marc's docuseries is one of those interesting little exercises in self-mythologizing that is well. maybe is not the most objective way to frame his sporting story but is CERTAINLY revealing concerning what matters to MARC. like he the one producing this, he's the subject of the documentary, and a big part of the structure of the show is literally marc sitting down and giving feedback about the edit straight to camera (CONTROL FREAK.) truly. there are scenes in this show of marc straight up saying hmmm i like this but i want to make sure we include x y and zeee so people can see how normal and happy i am :) because thats something normal people do. and so the whole project is very much in his hands and shaped by how he wants himself to be perceived... like the narrative arc of the whole thing is SUPPOSSED to be focused on him getting surgery and coming back from injury -- its a straightforward sports story that lets us get to know marc a little more and sets up his (hopeful) return to health/competition. a normal if somewhat micromanaged sports documentary.

BUT marc is crazy. crucially we must never forget that marc is crazy. crucially. so instead theres this HUGE diversion in the middle of our three act play just to talk about valentino for a full fucking episode. because of course there is. and marc's all like. i know we have to talk about valentino frowny face. but my man you literally do not under any circumstances have to derail your hagiographic feel-good comeback story to talk about your ex of seven years. he is retired lol. like truly i think it all ties into how traumatizing the breakup was, ESPECIALLY the way his personal narrative got kind of removed from his control during the whole deal... like forgive me if im wrong here but dani and jorge dont make any other appearances in this thing. marc had to make that call specifically for this lol. it wasnt just i GUESS i'll talk about valentino its wait a minute lemme call the other aliens they need to be here to back me up. actually dani being there is so funny but i digress. like i think marc desperately wanted to tip a lil of the balance of the scales here and saw his chance.... which is so interesting to meeee like he can say as time passes i love him less and less but it clearly still matters to him!!!!! otherwise he wouldnt have said SHIT. and then he dropped it on their birthday lol. crazy ex-girlfriend behavior.

[ajs-bookmark]

guess who fucking finished EPISODE SIX

that’s right it’s meeee

okok my thoughts: SPOILERS AHEAD

IRIS MESSAGING OH MY GODS ITS SO COOL ITS SO FREAKINGG COOOOLLLL! !!!! like ARGGGG its like a really badly connected facetime i love it.

omgs luke “HOW DO YOU KNOW😳😳” that’s some interesting foreshadowing there uncle rick

CLARISSEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART IN THE BOOKS

“compared to the chimera on monday and medusa on sunday” percy’s so real for that idc. icon.

WHEN DID YOU TWO START ACTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE LMAOAOAOAOA how did luke know. mans knew from the very beginning

animals running amok in las vegas💀

i’m guessing the one with the giant lotus blossom on it annabeth, queen of calling out percy’s bullshit

LEVITATING IS PERFECT (not as perfect as poker face but still pretty good)

the graphic novel. counts. my bro ain’t wrong. the graphic novels count

THEY FIGURED IT OUT SO SOON IM SO PROUD OF THEM

I MAYBE SAW BIANCAS HAT like i saw in the background a girl with a green floppy hat ??? bianca is that you ???

are augustus and ferdinand gay ????

if i tell you something will you promise not to make fun of me and annabeths lil “dude” like percy ofc she’s going to make fun of you

IS THAT NICO INTHE RED JACKEF I SEE HIM I SEE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HES SO AWWWWW AW AW AW AW AW I LOVD YOU

^^^^my actual reaction as a saw a lil short kid with black hair wearing a red jacket

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER

youre a really good guesser. lmao percy he’s a god😭😭

luke changes everything. like he always does. 

poor bb looks so sad about his son :( i can tell he wants to go back and fix everything

i remember JUST FINE.  GO QUEEN GO.  LIKE YES YOU DO, TELL THE BITCHY GOD

and i feel a lot better about having stolen his keys. exactly !! wait what. this whole scene was so perfectly their dynamic

HAHAHAHAHHA PERCY DRIVING A CAR IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER HOLY HADES

imagine your first driving lesson being saving the world i think i would kms

HELP HIM HITTING THE WALL IM DEAD

grover getting his memory back is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

yes king go meet ur dad even though he’s not there

PREPARE FOR WAR OMGS WHAT …. i was NIT expecting that

this is not your fault. you are brave. you are strong. you made your father proud. me when the daddy issues kick in and i almost started crying

HEY NOW. THEY ONLY GAVE HIM THREE IN THE BOOKS. RESPECTFULLY, WHY DOES SALLY JACKSON GET TO LIVE INSTANTLY WHY IS THERE NOT A STRUGGLE !!! THATS PERCYS WHOLE REASON FOR BEING PISSED

[bitchiswild]

storytime on how you got married because i just remember being at work when all of a sudden the marriage bot appeared and i was like ? 'who' and then BOOM you and lila were now a married couple (also the day my heart broke???)

@kittyl1z ohh Sienna... will your heart break again when I tell this story?😭

I basically gave the gist of how Lila @lilacura and I got married in the first goon central story, but sienna wants the details,so the details she will get. 😌

So it all started when Lila and I were planning my trip to her country cause we both love planning things for fun. We yapped about things we would do, where i would stay, how long i should stay, when i should come over, how she would buy me a plane ticket (sugar mommy fr) etc. THENNNN WE GOT OFF TOPIC AND STARTED talking about our birthdays, THEN we talked about our horoscopes and how she's a fire sign and I'm an air sign, so I told her that we are compatible because fire needs air to live.😎 (HAHAHA)

The she was like "STOPPPP WE'RE SOULMATES🤭" and i was like "YESSSS ATP PROPOSE TO MEEEE🤪" I was kidding during that time... but then Lila was like 🤨"who said u weren't already my wife?" in my mind i was like oh?(EHEHEH) I looked at my finger and replied to her "wheres the ring??? i see none" 🤨🤔

Then lila left to go find me a ring, she was sending me photos, but your gurly was being VERYYY MUCH PICKY WITH HER RINGS🥰 BUTTTTT Lila worked hard trying to find me a ring but none piped my interest so i went to look for it myself and sent her a pic of it and she was like "OH YOU LIKE THIS ONE?" ( yes yes i did) the she told me to wait then a second later SHE SENT THE SAME PHOTO I SENT HER TO ME AND TOLD ME TO ACT LIKE SHE CHOSE IT. so i was like "OMGGGGG ITS SOOO NICEEE YESSSSSS" then i took the ring and brought it to an editing app and edited the ring on My finger and sent it back to lila AND IT FUCKING LOOK LEGIT LMAOOOOO.

THEN THE NEXT DAY, THAT WAS WHEN WE ADOPTED KEER @keervah AND JADE @jade-jini AND LILA TOLD ME WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND I TOLD HER THAT WE DIDNT EVEN GET MARRIED YET AND WE ALREADY HAVE KIDS😭😭 but then Lila was like "I proposed yesturday🙄" and i was like "but theres no wedding🙄" ( like we didnt even sign papers😯) of course that made lila be like "WOW OKAY OUR ENGAGEMENT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU" i was shook🧍‍♀️ ( LIKE DID I NAWT SAY YESS???? I AGREEED, OUR ENGAGEMENT MADE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET, BUT WE JS NEVER SIGNED PAPERS?!) THEN SHE WAS LIKE YOU DIDNT EVEN GET ME A RING ( but little did she know i had a ring ready for her 😎 in my camera roll) So i sent it to her and of course SHE LOVEDDD ITTTTTT WHAT CAN I SAYYYYYYYYYYYY

It was perfect it was so her too then YOU SIENNA GOT BROUGHT UP CAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FANFIC ABOUT ME, LILA, AND SIENNA (the love triangle ff) ( guys would you be down for a fanfic like that?) ( IM KIDDING PLSS) and how in the fanfic lila would be the one to win in the end and i was TEASING I SAID "WHAT IF I LIKE SIENNA TOO" then lila got sad 😔 ( my bad bb) and was like "but we are the ones getting married." (rememberrr i said yesss to her proposallll i wouldnt js do it with any oneeee :p) but i apologized :3

Then the next day we added a marriage bot to the server :3 Thats when lila and i made our marriage official surrounded by people we love and care about watching me click the yes button😭🎉

In the end I’m happy and I hope lila is happy too😰(CONFIRM NOW!!) we are silly, we cry together, be sleepy together, send each other TikTok’s and chat all the time we are two peas in a pod (soulmates even 💅🏼) and I wouldn’t change a thing :33

:p

Our marriage anniversary is on March 1, 2024 💍🎉

but thats practically it for the story its a mess but thats just how i roll😎

LILA AND I'S RINGS 💕💕

[a-v-j]

"STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME!!! " Goblin says as their being shoved forward by (an unknown person)

"NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION WITH THE POOR MAN AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM! " The (unknown person) barks back

"NO! HE SCARES ME! HE THREATENED TO BUST MY KNEECAPS AND HE'S SHORT! "

"Fine. We'll do this the hard way then... "

"What? -..." (An unknown person) picks up Goblin and yeets them at Averse, not even a few seconds after impact Goblin basically flies into the air and is dashing away while basically SCREECHING

"SCREEEE IT TOUCHED MEEEE!!! "

[bodyfeels]

happy 25th birthday to meeee

went out to new york today and visited bookoff and got the albums above... list here:

TLC - Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip

Donna Summer - The Donna Summer Anthology

Janet Jackson - All For You

Britney Spears - Britney

Janet Jackson - Damita Jo

Utada Hikaru - Exodus

IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS - Star!!

truly oomfs music taste (im the oomf in question)

last time i bought 3 idolm@ster cds and janet jackson's "the velvet rope" album and i wanted to spend more time at bookoff but i just visited on a whim and it was my first time there and i had other things to do that day so it was nice to visit again. i think my only frustration is the way things are organized at that store especially in regards to the anisong (like im@s, etc.) section. i may not give a fuck about im@s anymore but i did want to stop by and see if they had any of the early stuff like all st@rs but alas... they did not... they had sidem though this time i was shocked but they didnt have my man (seiji shingen) so flop. but thats for another tumblr post, overall its worth the visit if you want to find some old music. i wish i found kylie minogue albums and sade albums le sigh

then i stopped by my favorite restaurant and had the most decadent dumplings and buns... i also had a good soup like yaaay. i was kinda hot as freak eating at a park and thankfully i found a spot where there was not much people around so that was good. i also stopped by kinokuniya to see if they had certain art books (not like books from illustrators like books that teaches about certain concepts like coloring, lighting, etc.) but they didn't have the books i had in mind either le sigh but it was still nice to stop by. still no utena merch either WHY WHY WHY

anyways i got drinks from this other place as a treat and now............We Relax....... i'm really happy about the CD finds though and i wish they had more donna summer stuff it was really only like the collections and i feel like if i was gonna get any of them the anthology made most sense. also very shocked to find exodus by utada hikaru there like whoa

happy birthday to me again and thanks for reading :3

[und8e2ff]

Bronze Bro Bonding - Ban's Birthday

the alliteration is alliterating, okay~ ✨💅🏼

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I like to think when the Bronze can't gather together in one place, they celebrate each other's birthdays over video chat.

They'll agree on a time to call, they'll come with their own cakes/foods to eat together, and anywhere from a few days to a couple weeks in advance they'll send gifts from where ever they are in hopes they'll be delivered by the time they gather together.

One time the Bronze gathered to celebrate Ban's birthday over video call. They sang Happy Birthday, Ban just blew out the candles, but before everyone dug into their food, Seiya had something he wanted to say.

all manner of fuck shit below the cut

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"But before we dig in, HERE'S WONDERWALL."

Seiya then proceeds to pull out his guitar and sing the single most cursed, bastardized, purposefully horrendous rendition of the song that he could muster.

Ban is staring DEAD down the center of his camera with this blank, unreadable expression. He's zoning out going through everything he said and did in the last 365 days to deserve this shit. mans is SHOCK rn, C A T A T O N I C even-

Seiya is on one. liek... Dude is playing his HEART out. He truly is giving the performance of his life for his brother's special day.

Hyoga is being supportive. To hype up Seiya's performance he does this interpretive, hip-hop/ballet fusion dance??? he hittin the c-walk and then transitions with a couple sautes into the shoot

ALL with a straight face

Jabu deafened, muted, and got on his phone. he'll be back in 5...

Geki stared in disbelief for a good 20-30 seconds. Once he came to his senses, he found something to watch and started eating. HE DID NOT MUTE and it just... It adds to the chaos. whatever he's playin sounds like deep-fried Cocomelon

Nachi decided to join in by doing ad-libs. Except... His ad-libs are more appropriate to be in the background of NY drill and not... whatever tf is goin on rn... i said maybeee *BO BO BO BO* you're gonna be the one that saves meeee *GRRRRRRRAH*

with his whole chest too...

Ikki peaced the moment Seiya pulled out his guitar. liek, he dead just left the call. no words.

Ichi deafened and then started brushing out his hair so he could put it in a bun for the night. tired

Shun is just sitting back, hands clasped, looking up at the ceiling. He too is wondering what he did to deserve such a fate. A single tear runs down his cheek.

Shiryu is the only person who genuinely seems to be enjoying the performance. he even claps at the end

It was a good birthday.

No, seriously. After this, Ban had an awesome birthday and everyone had fun.

Except for Ikki. Ikki never came back.

His present made it to Ban, though.

[lqfiles]

lmao thank you for the birthday wishes!! ily guys!! also 🪼WHENS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

and omg… i know so many people whose birthday is this month it’s fucking crazy 😭 i know probably 10 people but guys… I TURNED 20 😭 i told my siblings i was born 2004 and i just hear a loud “DAMN!” ��🏻‍♀️

SPARE MEEEE

but again, thank you for the birthday wishes!! and happy early birthday 🪼 ANON!! I MISS YOU ALL 😭

GRACIAS 😋

-🫧

(ALSO i have a picture of our new puppyyy hoping to get her this week or the next, will let you know!! and i hope school is going good!)

26TH SEPTEMBREEEE that’s what jelly anon said :3

THE DAMN HELPPSBDJSJDJ WHY THEY INDIRECTLY CALLING YOU A HAG OMG 😭😭😭 they need to ease on you… you’re a cool 20 year old 😑 but woah i just deeped it people born 2004 are actually turning 20 like that’s so insane to me… i consider 2004-2007 all still babies like WDYM I CANT CALL MYSELF A BABY ANYMLRE NOOOO

i missed you too we all missed you and i hope you’re enjoying being 20 so far uri HAG 🥹 college is going decent so far, we’ve just settled in and actually started doing stuff today but i got early finish so i’m happy :3 SHOW ME THE PUPPY WHEN YOU GET ITTT

[i-mybrunettelady]

Fren birthday? Happy, happy birthday Nero!! You're an incredible person, talented and nice, and I'm wishing you all the best!! It's a huge pleasure to be mutuals with you, and I hope your day is wonderful!! 🎉❤️ Take Care!

tysm joie ;;;; i had a bit of a self doubt moment last night and all this love (irl and online) is like "fuck you brain people love meeee" ;;;; tysm

[harryfeatgaga]

how filthy would Harry be on your birthday 🤭 waking you up with his tongue and he has to hold you down because you're squirming so much 🤭 once you cum he comes up to kiss you and he murmurs "good morning birthday girl" and then he's off to make you breakfast 🤭 the whole day he would be offering to get you off, basically every hour if not more 🤭 and he would take you shopping and spoil the shit out of you 🤭 that night you would have absolutely filthy disgusting sex, he would make you cum twice and then beg you to sit on his face 🤭 he makes sure you cum as many times as you can bc he just wants to do good for his girl 🤭 the last time you have sex would be right before midnight and when you both finish you're laying on his chest exhausted and breathing so heavy and he just kisses your head and says "happy birthday my perfect girl" 🤭

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD WHAT THE UFCKJFHJICFNH WITH MY BIRTHDAY COMING SOON YOU HAVE KILLED MEEEE WHAT THE FUICKJFHICKJNBFHJICNFHJIKOC

[elizabethlailfricked]

i already stayed up til 2 am to wish you a happy birthday today but fuck it HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

I hope you make better choices with your life

YAAAAAAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎈

[allsystmsred]

— HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE.

and a big fuck you at my biggest hater (also me)