#happy fall y'all!!

[wheels-of-despair]

Ghost-Fuckers Pairing: Eddie Munson x You Summary: Evil Woman dresses up to give Eddie a spooky, sexy surprise. But since when do things ever go as planned for those two? Contains: A sexy surprise, a smutty plan, Eddie Munson almost ruining everything by being a massive fucking geek. Words: 1.4k

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You sit quietly in the corner chair, living room lights off, waiting for Eddie to come home. Any minute now, you note with a glance at the clock. When his headlights shine in the driveway, you smirk. You're not entirely sure how he's going to react to this, but you do know that you'll be having your way with him as soon as he comes to his senses.

The van door slams. You sit up a little straighter, making sure that the big white sheet making you look ghostly is spread out properly, not showing any skin.

Because underneath, that's all there is.

You hear the jingle of his keys, and then the door opens. Eddie steps inside and flips on the light, his back to you while he removes his jacket. He turns.

"JESUS CHRIST!!!" he yells, clamoring backwards into the door when he sees a ghost sitting in the living room.

You try your best to stay silent, unmoving.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

You don't react. Eddie's eyes narrow, trying to look threatening, but you can sense his hesitation. He's not quite sure it's you.

"The fuck are you doing?" he asks.

You slowly lift an arm, letting your long white sheet point toward him, and then the couch.

"And if I don't?" he challenges, crossing his arms like a stubborn child.

You slowly pull the sheet up your arm, just enough to reveal your hand, which twists to flip him the bird. He laughs and moves to the couch, as instructed.

"Alright, little ghostie," he chuckles, spreading his legs wide and splaying his arms across the back of the couch. "Do to me what you must."

You rise from the chair, letting the sheet drag the floor as you slowly, spookily make your way to him. You stand between his legs and pull up the sheet enough to straddle him, settling in on his lap. His hands, still cold from the drive home, slip under the sheet and slowly slide from your knees to your thighs. You shiver. His breath hitches when he reaches your ass and realizes you're not wearing anything beneath the sheet.

You lift the sheet and cover him too, so you're both ghosts now. Eddie practically salivates when he spots your naked breasts just inches away from his face. Never gets old. His hands grip your ass roughly and jerk you closer, making you moan at the sudden friction from his jeans and the rapidly swelling cock beneath.

Eddie's mouth latches onto your left nipple, and his hand comes to massage your right. Your fingers soon get tangled in his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp and occasionally giving his locks a little tug. After a particularly sinful moan into your skin, you reach for the hem of his shirt. You disrupt Eddie's always-enthusiastic tit-sucking long enough to pull his shirt off, careful not to lose your sheet, and drop it. He switches sides and dives back in as soon as the shirt is out of the way, wrapping his arms around your back to pull you closer.

He's so fucking warm on this cold fall night, you can't get enough of him. You slip your hands into his hair again and tilt his head back, desperate for his mouth on yours. He happily obliges, kissing you so deeply that it makes your head spin. You cling to him, enjoying the feel of his now-warm hands roaming your naked body.

Especially when his fingers dip between your legs. Your knees buckle, and you feel him chuckle at the effect he has on you. He works his fingers through your slick folds, dipping inside just enough to tease you before moving to circle your clit.

It turns your brain completely off. You can't even keep up with his tongue anymore. Your head lolls to the side and rests on his shoulder, panting and whining and letting him give those fast-moving guitarist fingers a workout.

Part of you wants to stop him, to unzip his jeans and sink down onto him and do this together. But this feels so fucking good, you can't bring yourself to tell him to wait. You whine and buck your hips, and he hits that spot that makes you see stars. Your body shudders, letting out an involuntary moan against his neck when you crest. But Eddie's fingers don't stop. You whine helplessly, unable to move or think or do anything at all. You are completely at his mercy.

He doesn't stop until you gush all over his jeans for a third time. You cling to him, out of breath and in a cloud of bliss. Still under your damn ghost sheet. This was an excellent idea for a surprise.

When you regain enough strength to sit up, you pause for a kiss. You're going to rock this boy's fucking world tonight. When you pull away to inform him of this plan, he's smirking at you.

"What?" you ask.

"You slimed me."

You raise an eyebrow, and he points to the unbelievably large wet spot on his jeans.

"You slimed me," he repeats, mischief in his eyes.

Slimed him? You look at him in confusion for a moment, then the realization hits you.

"Did you just fucking quote Ghostbusters at me while I'm trying to have sex with you?"

"I feel so funky!" he grins, his big dumb eyes sparkling.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you."

You reach for his neck as if to strangle him, and he catches your wrists and cackles. You wrench them from his grasp and climb off his lap, taking your damn sheet with you, and stomp toward the bedroom. And then you get a better idea.

"Where are you going?" he calls, still laughing like an idiot.

"I think the better question is," you smirk, stopping by the phone in the hallway, "who am I gonna call?"

"What?" he asks.

"Ask me."

"Ask you what?" he asks.

"The Ghostbusters question, Eddie."

"Who you gonna call?" he asks, confused.

"Chief Hopper!" you proclaim proudly, picking up the phone.

Eddie growls in frustration and launches himself off the couch. He's on you in seconds, wrestling the phone from your ghostly grasp and slamming it back on the base. He wraps his arms around your middle, trapping you under the sheet, and marches you to the bedroom.

"I am a GOD!" he bellows as he throws you to the bed face-first.

"You are a PAIN IN MY ASS!" you counter, trying to fight your way out from under that sheet.

"This chick is toast!" Eddie announces, jumping on your back and trapping you under the sheet again.

"What was that?" you ask, muffled by the mattress. "Did you say THIS MAN HAS NO DICK?"

"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I HAVE A DICK!"

"Then USE IT, you fucking nerd!"

Eddie groans and gets off of you, fumbling with the sheet. Finally, you think, desperate for some fresh air.

But instead of freeing you, Eddie somehow gets the sheet twisted around your waist, leaving your bottom half exposed but trapping the top.

"Eddie, what are you--!"

Your question is cut off when you feel wet denim grinding against your backside. Alright, Munson. If that's how you want to play it. You rise to your knees, top half still trapped under that fucking sheet, spreading your legs and arching your back for him. You hear a zipper unzip and a foil packet being ripped, and seconds later, he finally fills you. His hips begin to move slowly, and you claw at the inside of your sheet. In, and out, and an occasional slap to your ass has your body quaking again far too soon. Eddie finally gets a release too, and frees you from your hot and sweaty sheet after he's freed his cock from its rubber. You breathe hard, sucking in that lovely fresh air.

"Who you gonna call?" Eddie asks, landing beside you on the bed with a bounce. "Ghost-Fuckers."

You use your last bit of energy to smack him with a pillow.

[alexpdcl]

him

[a-fangirltrash]

I don't believe that Ford saw Fiddleford as Bill saw him.

Something to use, to get what he wanted. I DO believe however, that he treated him/made he felt that way. I think that Ford deeply cared about him, maybe he even liked him the same way WE ALL KNOW McGucket did, but i think Ford is pretty BLIND with social cues, so their relationship was never more than "friends with weird homoerotic tension". Maybe they kissed once and McGucket shot him with the Memory Gun LOL.

But Stanford was controlled by Bill, he was too blind with all the lovebombing bill did to him. He was too blind to see the danger. He called Fiddleford a coward not because he didn't care about his well-being, but because HE WAS OBSESSED, HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. Bill took his mind, sanity and isolated him from his relationships and fucked them. For him, Mcgucket not telling him what he saw was a betrayal, everything they've worked on throw to the trash. Bill convinced him it was just gonma extend his investigations at the end! For him there was no danger!

Also, having a multidimensional portal alone is overwhelming, is not the same as having someone else with you! There's the fact that mcgucket leaving his life was what made him realize that Bill was TOOXIIIIC. Canonically if Stanley took the diary with him, he'd reconnect with Fiddleford, as we can read in the diaries

Tbh, i have a headcanon that the fact that their relationship didn't escalated to something else, was the opportunity Bill took to take Stanford all for himself LMAOOO.

TLDR; FORD DIDN'T "USE" MCGUCKET. He did cared for him, he was just mentally unstable af and obsessed because of his toxic triangle (ex)partner ☠️

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk in defense of Stanford :3

[general-cyno]

apparently it's the 15th anniversary of zoro's sacrifice in thriller bark (not sure if manga or anime though) so yknow. time for more zolu of course

one of the many things about zoro and luffy is that despite how their approach to certain situations might differ at times, they're still pretty similar at their core, sometimes to a comical degree (see: their definition of what a hero is back in fish man island arc). and this understanding of how the other works is what leads to moments like jaya,

this little one in water 7/enies lobby,

and follows consistently all the way to wano arc.

and I was thinking the other day about how their childhoods too kinda mirror or parallel each other's in a way that emphasizes (to me, at least) how special zoro's particular protectiveness toward luffy is, and why luffy relying on zoro that way is just as special.

the specifics of their childhood stories are different but both luffy and zoro have a turning point of sorts that's marked with the grief and loss of sabo and kuina, respectively, which leads them to say these:

(I cropped the panels, but luffy's also crying here)

it's important to note zoro and luffy had dreams/aspirations before this, to become the greatest swordsman and luffy's secret thing that we've yet to learn about (that ace, sabo and the crew now know). however, losing kuina and sabo is what prompts them to, on top of that, strive to become stronger for other people's sake. for zoro, it's his way to honor his friend and fulfill their shared dream. for luffy, it's to avoid losing the people he loves.

throughout the story, zoro and luffy end up expressing similar frustration and sentiments due to this. there's zoro innerly chiding himself for being too weak as he trains in the aftermath of arcs like little garden, alabasta and thriller bark, where the crew get stuck in situations in which zoro isn't able to help as he wishes he could (the wax cake, the sea prism stone cell, kuma). there's luffy swearing he won't lose a single member of his crew even if it kills him (the davy back fight) and reproaching himself for not being able to save any of the straw hats in sabaody, with the worst of it right after losing ace in marineford.

(and man do I have thoughts about bon turning into zoro, out of all the straw hats, back in impel down.)

anyway. as to why all of this is meaningful - when zoro agrees to join luffy, he mentions that his goal to become the greatest swordsman is all he has. yet as the straw hats go from journey to journey, and with a certain emphasis in luffy, you can see how zoro's view slowly shifts. he's now driving himself to become strong to protect them as well, to the point he's willing to set aside his ambition and offer his own head in exchange for luffy's, if it means he can ensure luffy's life and safety. that's huge. as mihawk inwardly points out, zoro has something, someone he values even more than his ambitions and pride. and it's through his adventures with luffy and the crew that he becomes closer to achieving that initial dream of his.

whenever people wonder why zoro's as loyal as he is to luffy, aside from all the reasons why luffy as a character has earned that loyalty through his actions, I also remember that one line koushiro said to zoro in a flashback: "the pinnacle of swordsmanship is the power to protect what one wishes to protect and cut what one wishes to cut. a blade that injures all that it touches isn't really a sword." while sure, it works in the context of later power ups like haki, imo it perfectly captures zoro's character growth too and what luffy's given him. the current zoro isn't lost or directionless with only one purpose in mind or to live for, bounty hunting as a means to survive. he has a home to return to, people to cherish, to protect and keep getting stronger for, people who nurture him in turn. kuina's death is something zoro couldn't have prevented, and losing people in accidents like those is something that could happen again, but still within the limits of what's preventable - zoro can protect his friends now.

as for luffy... zoro kinda steals the spotlight when it comes to grand gestures of loyalty/devotion and being the MC of the story means luffy fights for different people (both crew and non crew), carrying their wishes and hopes as if they were his own. he gets help and learns from others as well and all members of the crew are important for luffy to achieve his dream one way or the other, but the way he relies on zoro specifically is so subtly meaningful to me. we don't get as much insight on luffy's inner thoughts, still, we do have context.

for someone like luffy, who is at his innermost genuinely terrified of being alone and losing the people he loves, the fact that he trusts zoro to protect and keep everyone safe (even luffy himself) is so good. as shown above, luffy vowed to become strong in the first place to ensure he'd never go through loss like sabo's again and this vow is all the more renewed after ace's death. luffy has to be strong for everyone but... the fact that he can trust zoro to follow his lead even when others might not understand his reasons to do x or y, that he's so unwavering in his faith that zoro will protect the others when luffy can't, entrusting the people he cares about to zoro, whom luffy also cherishes - it's all pretty special. everyone in the crew has their strengths and zoro may not be the only fighter, but all of them, including sanji, fall under his protection whenever it's needed.

it's not only about raw strength though. zoro's also there to set luffy straight and remind him of what's important when the circumstances arise, like in water 7 or punk hazard. and even when they don't necessarily agree, like wrt vivi's situation after the reverie in marijoa, luffy knows when zoro's right and acquiesces (albeit grumbling a little) because, once again, he's also aware that zoro wouldn't just risk everyone's safety. luffy listens to him. and their reunion in wano too, luffy's sheer happiness at the sight of him again, is a very clear example of how much luffy adores zoro even beyond all that.

although luffy isn't aware of what happened in thriller bark (that we know of), zoro's actions are proof of why luffy trusts, has faith in, and relies on zoro as much as he does and why it's so important for luffy to have him by his side, considering how afraid he is of being unable to keep his loved ones safe. this is more on a speculative note, but I can imagine how comforting that must be for luffy - to not shoulder that on his own.

happy anniversary!

[glacier-shrimp]

Done with our favorite Spider-Boy! Spiderling? Spider... What was his name again?

Avengers paper cutout 6/?

[hallowickit]

[lazuwuli]

mystery!

[always-elias]

Happy (Belated) Halloween!!!

Hey! So me and my friends @toby-jester-emoji and Pavel did a thing! You can find these six photos and twenty two more on our lovely photographer's FB page here: Pavel Dvořák I am intentionally posting only a small pick from the photoalbum to steer a little traffic his way; I'd appreciate if you dropped down on his page for a like and a comment. Go tell him!!! He also has an Instagram page nailed_pixels2!!!

We had an extreme amount of fun with this photoshoot, and please do not ask me how many photos we took that day (it's in the thousands).

Oh also @eggcellentpufferfish I promised to tag you when the cosplay photos are out! Enjoy!! I am so so fucking proud of this, y'all have no idea

[lonichedgehog]

cowboy bebop x trigun crossover pls :3

Well anon, you didn't specify how the crossover needed to be so I indulged a little.

Thanks for the request! :>

[dipplinduo]

Fun fact about me: April 18th is my birthday! :)

And part of what I wanted to do to celebrate this year was to give back. Introducing * ~ a dipplinshipping birthday oneshot ~ * :

Rating: T

Summary:

Today was Kieran's birthday, but it was the last thing that mattered to him. In fact, he vowed it would never matter to him again. Instead, he would focus on things that would keep him strong: his battling, his strategizing, and his crown as the Blueberry Champion. His sister and the Elite Four won't stop asking him random questions, though, and if anyone brings up Juliana any more than they already have since she arrived as an exchange student, he's seriously going to lose it. But...why can't he stop thinking about her? And why is everyone acting so suspicious?!

A bittersweet birthday celebration fic for anyone who's had complicated feelings about their birthday. <3

Take this as a thank you to all of those who have followed my work and/or my Tumblr blog. I wouldn't have imagined having the support of this wonderful community on my last birthday, and I can't even begin to describe how encouraged and inspired I have felt to write since finding you guys. I have never written this much for this long, consistently, and your constant feedback and comments seriously brighten my day more than Juliana brightens up Kieran, LOL. Hope you enjoy this! <333

(And yeah, this fic is the "event based idea" that this poll was about. I thought it was so funny that some of you thought it was gonna be some devastating angst LMAOOOO. That's for after TTPD releases, tysm for the bday gift Taylor.)

[br33dingk1nk]

Dyke fall activity: chasing her through a corn maze, getting lost, then fucking her in it like oops how did that happen. 🍂🎃🍁

[tansdiary]

🪧 🔮 🕯️ 🎃 🦇 happy halloween 🦇 🎃 🕯️ 🔮 🪧

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

Ta-da!!!

Happy 6th anniversary Ducktales 2017!!!

Hi there! Phew it's just one week late, at least it's still August lol! I wasn't called to do this (bc i'm not an artist) but i rlly wanted to! I drawn this based on this Draw your Squad! below the cut + some stuff from my own (like the 3 stools to get all the characters at their respective heights). The initial idea was from @thechaseofspades and here are some artists what did some really great art! @the-richest-duck , @justaboot , @secret-tester , @boingodigitalart , @alexcanine , @yeyeducks , @cookieruby , @ugogoi49 .

(Bonus: drawing process)

Hope y'all like it!

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

I Am Rattling The Stans Around In My Brain Aggressively Like A Maraca

[lvrhughes]

mads' October celly!

In honor of October, the superior month, I'll be posting a few fall or halloween related fics :)

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pumpkin patches ft. Jamie Drysdale

lost (in the corn maze) ft. Jack Hughes

Haunted House ft. Quinn Hughes

movie marathon ft. Luke Hughes

cookies ft Fraser Minten

Matching ft. Nico Hischier

Trick Or Treat ft. Connor Bedard

Horror Movie ft. Trevor Zegras

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main masterlists (and all else)

[blazingblorbos]

We (the Trailblazer) fall so in love with Firefly during the Penacony story, don't we...

I thought the photo montage in the Sweet Dreams Preview was a lot...

I was fucking wrong, they upstaged it IMMEDIATELY